Interstellar: Besieged

In the star calendar year 45, Chiba City experienced another summer with a high temperature of over [-] degrees.But in this summer, the hottest thing is not the weather, but the major website forums and the boiling hearts.

Because Major General Song finally woke up!The national cuties are finally going to kindergarten!

It was also because their dearest and dearest major general's wife secretly took a photo of Major General Song and Chao Zhaomumu. Holding a small enamel bowl and a cute cat's claw spoon to eat the round and white glutinous glutinous rice balls, the moment I found out that I was secretly photographed, my eyes widened and I was cute and cute.

What's more terrible is that the major general's wife also took a close-up of the glutinous rice balls and Chao Chao's pink mouth who was eating the glutinous rice balls!He also posted these two photos on the Internet!In the middle of the night!A line of words is attached below: dragging the family to play at Song Xiaoxia's house, someone is hungry so he made a supper by himself, does anyone want to eat?

Oh my god! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Because Ning Yao posted it on his official bib account (yes, that is Weibo), so although it was already late, there were overwhelming comments immediately under this account with over [-] million fans.

My hen: I love to see the major general's wife is pulling hatred again!my cock

A little mushroom: What the hell is dragging the family with you!What the hell is someone hungry? Hahahahahaha I'll show you a single dog crying _(:з」∠)_

This number is already shit: This hatred is endless, ah... human beings hovering between love and hate, wake up!See what the world is telling us, cute!sweet dumpling!None of it is ours!What are you still hesitating about, rise up, and boldly speak out your inner desires—major general, my love for you is like a torrential river, and the sun and the moon can express it. Please reward me with a big glutinous rice ball!

Drunk Lying Huang Tingjiu: Same request!Beg!I beg you!

Xiaosheng Electric Mosquito Swatter: +1

Duoduo is a ball: + Planck's constant h=6.63×10^(-34)J·s

White doorbell: + Avogadro's constant = 6.02×1023

Qin Ming is a trap: + golden section φ=(1+√5)/2≈1.6180339887498948482

……

Pulsatilla: I just went to the bathroom, but when I came back, I was in a mess...You guys are worthless, just ask for a solution and you're done? !We Shaar’s thousands of years of background have been thrown away by you, and those Olympiad eggs above are all interesting. If you ask for it, of course you need that spoon or that bowl!A little ambition, a little pursuit, okay?Boldness and truth-seeking are the spiritual indicators of our Char fans!

The Pulsatilla came out again, killing everyone who pretended to be deep and playing the Olympiad felt ashamed.Look at people's awareness and spirit, it's really hard to match.But in the next second, tens of thousands of grass-mud horses galloped past all those who felt ashamed, and they started to shoot the case.

Pulsatilla: PS: I have a back door, so don’t learn from me~ hahahahahahaha

My cock: let people live!Pulsatilla, can you still have fun!Do you still have a little brother love! (‵o′)convex

Pulsatilla replied to my cock: I just love deeply and meticulously.

Kojiro: (___)ノ｜Holding up the wall, I am desperate for this world where love is deposited in hell.

An Hecao: (/TДT)/ Ma Ma, I want to go back to Earth!

Pulsatilla: An Hecao, the earth has been destroyed, child.

Ning Yao: (⊙o⊙)?What are you talking about?It's so lively.

Pulsatilla: ...

Kojiro: ...

Antirrhinum Grass Grass: ...

Qin Ming is a trap: ...

I hen: I rooster, I feel like I underestimated the malice of this world and feel like I'll never love again...

All the Xia people who passed by and didn't miss it were once again abused by their beloved major general's wife.Abuse, it's just too abusive, the annual abuse of body and mind!The major general's wife is simply a combination of an angel and a devil!

(⊙o⊙)?What's the matter with this cute expression, you obviously provoked it, don't pretend to be cute with us, okay, comment under your scarf, don't think we don't know you are spying on the screen, okay (╯‵ ′)╯ ︵┻━┻

Ning Yao: I just finished eating, so full^_^

A group of people fell down, thousands of people fell down crying, and the sad tears left behind almost flowed backwards into a river.On who is the best in the late night newspaper, let alone the major general's wife.

But the worst is yet to come.

Duoduo is a ball: The major general's wife is mighty!Remember to digest after eating~

An Hecao: Although I want to break the seal and destroy the world now, please believe in my love for you, Madam Major General, please accept my knee!

V-shaped smiling face: Unify the world forever!Have fun eating next time!

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The spies from various countries who squatted under this scarf every day in shifts to spy on the enemy said that the people of this country have always been so magical, especially since the opening of this scarf, the magic has gradually penetrated into the bone marrow, and ordinary medicines are irreparable. After the identification, OVER.

A group of people in that side were forced to smile after being tortured to the ground, but the culprit in this side, Ning Yao, was holding a terminal and eating dumplings while smiling brightly.Those eyes were crooked with a smile again, wicked like a fox.

On the bed, day and night, full of food and drink, fell asleep next to Song Xia.Song Xia took care of them carefully and covered them with quilts.Yu Fang and Chu Shuo were sent to wash the dishes by Ning Yao. The two dignified major generals, still wearing their military uniforms, put on their aprons and discussed military affairs while washing the dishes in the kitchen. They were unusually harmonious.

Picking up a bowl, he skillfully wiped the bowl with a dishcloth, "I think this year's Northwest Military Region..."

Turn on the faucet, and the water flows through the slender fingers with well-defined joints, "Barcel over there..."

Fortunately, this scene was not seen by others, otherwise tomorrow's media reporters would have to work overtime again, and Dabo's netizens would complain that Xia Ya's military government would not let them go to bed early and would not give them a way to survive.

After washing the dishes and wiping their hands, the two went upstairs, one of them brought warm water and medicine to Song Xia, and told him to go to bed quickly and not stay up late.The other saw that Ning Yao completed the crescent eye, shook his head helplessly, walked over and confiscated his terminal, and dragged him to the next room.

The drug delivery man stopped the one who confiscated the terminal, lowered his voice and said, "Restraint at night, I still have to sleep here."

Ning Yao came over, raised her eyebrows, smiled at the corner of her mouth, and said elegantly and politely: "Old Yu, you really say that grapes are sour when you can't eat grapes."

Yu Fang vaguely heard the sound of himself vomiting blood, Ning Yaojing's stanzas were getting higher and higher, and the uncle was about to lose his hold.Looking back, she looked at Song Xia with pitiful and resentful eyes.

Over there, Chu Shuo quickly dragged the person away.Well, he's going back to eat grapes. In fact, he didn't plan to eat them today because it's not too early.But Putao himself expressed his willingness to be eaten, so he just obeyed.Major General Chu is so understanding. People who said he was cold and unapproachable before really blinded their titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

There was nothing to say all night, but when Ning Yao woke up, she found that her voice was a little hoarse.Although he had a lot of fun last night, it took too long to toss, so he decided to do one thing - call and ask Little Porter to send dozens of catties of flour to Yu Fang's house, and then take all the living things in the house, Including the two milk dumplings and Erwang also called together in front of the big table in the living room, washed their hands, made dough, and made dumplings.

Ever since, under Ning Yao's lustful power, the three major generals each occupied one side of the table and began to work.Chao Zhao Mu Mu each moved a small stool beside Ning Yao, stepped on the small stool, and learned how to knead a flour bunny with Ning Yao hand in hand.

Days and nights are quick to learn everything, especially Mu Mu, whose dexterous hands resemble Ning Yao very much. After a while, she made a lot of naive little animals. Which one is a rabbit and which one is a dog.Chao Chao cheered for his younger brother, the chubby puffed up his hands, and slapped the flour all over the place, sprinkling it all over his body.

Song Xia was also attracted by those miraculous little animals, staring at them intently.Ning Yao pulled him over to play, leaving only two laborers to continue working.No way, don't they have great strength and endless energy?Ning Yao spread her hands and said: Dozens of catties of flour is nothing to worry about.

So, almost a week later, people gradually began to repo on the scarf circles on the Internet and various forums.

Little Lizhi: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this! ! ! [Picture (frozen glutinous rice balls)], I was woken up by the courier early this morning. I was still wondering where the courier came from since I didn't buy anything recently. When the courier opened it up, I was stunned!Unbelieving, I searched for the delivery address on the courier package, what the hell did I find!Guess what I found!The address of Major General Yu's home!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh first let me run around Beiduxing!No one should stop me!

The face is too big to hit repeatedly: Who sent me the glutinous rice balls!Who sent me the glutinous rice balls!Major General's wife, Major General Chu, Major General Yu, Major General Song! !Love rough to claim!How can my major general be so cute! ! !

Yu Da's brain powder: o(*////▽////*)q was too excited to receive the glutinous rice balls, forgot to take medicine, and now I feel so cute.

Pulsatilla: ∑(°△°|||)︴Did we miss something...

Hehe Hank: ∑(っ°Д°;)っWhat did you miss...

Doesn't matter: I must not have woken up yet...

Antirrhinum hastily: Who will tell me why they received the Yuanzi from Yuda's family!The big white balls that the major general's wife posted a week ago!Why? !what is this? !How can humans hurt each other like this!

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Little Lizhi: Well... I poked the major general's wife and private messaged the address. Didn't he ask who wants to eat when he sent the picture? O(∩_∩)O~~

Yu Da Brain Fan: Yes, yes, yes~

Pulsatilla: (___)ノ｜supporting the wall

My hen: (___)ノ｜supporting the wall

Sang Shenghe: (___)ノ｜Supporting the wall

Through this incident, the majority of Shaar people understand three truths:

Fortune favors fools.

Too smart is a mistake.

And, never explore how the major general's wife's brain circuit grows.

Why do people hurt each other?Why do you have to make up for it when people's hearts are so painful?Why?

Ning Yao: Are the dumplings delicious?Let me secretly tell you a secret, the ugliest one was made by Major General Chu himself.

The real mystery of making up the knife is that it should not only be done skillfully and wonderfully, but also make people reluctant to part with you after the knife is done, so that you can make another knife next time.Great Demon King Ning Yao knows this well.

So everyone posted pictures of the glutinous rice balls they got. People wiped away their blood and tears, stood up again, and held a competition called the ugliest glutinous rice balls.It is said that the winning glutinous rice ball and the owner of the glutinous rice ball will receive a mysterious gift.

The lurking spies report back: My lord, the Xiaya people have gone mad, and they forgot to take medicine again today!My lord, my lord, save me back quickly!

The author has something to say: Although it is a forum story, I don’t know what it is when I write it down. Let’s make do with it as a hodgepodge. . . . .There will be more in the future~~~