Interstellar: Besieged

Mr. Spy A comes from Xipei. As a conscientious scout who strives to be a model pioneer every year, he unswervingly maintained his original heart after repeated brainwashing by Xia’s netizens, and then he held incomparably noble feelings. , Participated in the ugliest dumpling contest.The spread of the ugliest glutinous rice ball contest is too fast. The entries are no longer limited to those sent by Yu Fang's family. Heroes from all walks of life can participate, and Mr. A, the spy, is in the arms.

But because the glutinous rice balls sold outside are all the same, so Mr. A had no choice but to buy a few catties of flour and other ingredients and make them at home.He has been busy all day, kneading dough, kneading shapes, coloring, anyway, how ugly it is, so ugly that he can't even look directly at the glutinous rice balls he made.He looked at his trembling hands and felt that he had opened the door to a new world with these hands.

But the so-called mountain is higher than the mountain. When he felt that his glutinous rice balls were already ugly enough, he went to the Internet to search and fell angrily!What the hell are those entries!Just looking at the name makes you lose your appetite!

The originator of the glutinous rice ball world looks up to the starry sky pie - the dumplings made are like two big round eyes, and Nima is blue!What are you looking up to!Looking up at the soul that has already left its body!

Yours, my love, the little cucumber, you ah, the glutinous rice balls—the cucumber has holes cut out and stuffed into the glutinous rice balls, I don’t want to comment any more...

There is one less circle of chrysanthemums inserted all over the place—hahahahaha where can there be glutinous rice balls in a bowl full of chrysanthemums? Are you kidding me...

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Mr. Spy A suppressed his heart that was so shocked that it was beating wildly, and turned his head to silently look at his glutinous rice balls, which were only a little strange in shape. Looking at them, he felt that his glutinous rice balls gave birth to a different kind of beauty. Mr. A's face is filled with anger, he hates it~ My aesthetic sense is going to be broken...

However, although Mr. Spy A's aesthetics is broken, he is still very dedicated.Wipe away the tears and continue to challenge the ugliest glutinous rice balls with noodles.He hummed and kneaded the dough, and found all kinds of weird props. After three hours, a bowl of glutinous rice balls was finally freshly baked!

He named it - a new height of ugliness!If you eat it, you will ascend to heaven!

He swore that anyone who had seen this bowl of glutinous rice balls would not be able to eat for three days in a row, so he excitedly found his camera, posed for his glutinous rice balls, and took a beautiful photo.He firmly believes that he will be able to win the championship of this competition, live up to the cultivation of the country, be worthy of the sky, worthy of the land, and most importantly, be worthy of his own aesthetics that goes with the wind!

But when he was excitedly preparing to upload the beautiful photos... the world has changed when he didn't expect it.

The words 'Ugliest Tangyuan Contest' have completely disappeared from the popular search lists and all the top posts, and the entire Internet is full of gunpowder.

why?

Because the people who initiated the ugliest glutinous rice balls contest have turned their backs!It doesn't matter whether the glutinous rice balls are ugly or not. In the end, they are not meant to be eaten in the stomach. What is the most important thing?Sweet and salty!

Once the sweet and salty contest started, it jumped to No.1 in the search rankings like a rocket launcher. Passers-by who had been watching the ugliest glutinous rice ball contest before joined the battle one after another. The taste cannot be messed up!

In addition to these two main forces, in the chaotic struggle, there were also many insurgents who rose up.

Mr. Durian: Durian stuffed glutinous rice balls, you deserve it!

A wild mountain chrysanthemum: vinegar glutinous rice balls, this is the taste!

Qing Scholar under the Bridge of Naihe: Tangyuan will last forever, and mango will last forever~

Pulsatilla: Come on! ! !Fork out those heretics above and kill them with sticks!

Mr. A was stunned. The civil war that Xipei wanted to provoke countless times was born...because of a...soup...yuan...

Their major general's wife is also the leader of the Sweet Pie. Is it really okay to do this?Is this country really okay?What about building a harmonious society together?

This picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it_(:з」∠)_

Mr. A's outlook on life, values, and the world broke down one after another after the aesthetics, and he let out a tragic wail.The neighbor passing by the kitchen window was startled, thinking that something had happened, and hurriedly peeped in the window.I don't know if I don't see it, I was shocked when I saw it, Mr. A was lying on the table with a fruit knife in his hand, and there was a pile of broken red and not rubbish things on the table!

Neighbors secretly channeled the trough, the scene of the crime!Call 110 immediately!

The police rushed to the scene like lightning, and in order not to disturb the 'murderer', they turned off the siren and sneaked into the house. Out of professional instinct, Mr. A ran away as soon as he saw the policeman. When the policeman saw him, he really had a problem in his heart, so catch him!

Mr. Spy A, dead.

A few days later, Ning Yao saw a report on the spies lurking in Shaar from various countries on his desk, and browsed through the names one by one. When he saw a person, he couldn't help but glance twice.

That person was Mr. A, the most wronged spy who was arrested, followed by a long note—this person was suspected of having a mental illness, and he used flour to conduct anti-human experiments at home, and he had opened a green channel for admission to the hospital for treatment.

Using flour for anti-human experiments?Holy shit what the hell is that.

Admission green channel?When did their military intelligence department open this ghost thing?Oh, by the way... It seems that it was suggested by Uncle Shang last time. Uncle Shang felt that those who were imprisoned in the military intelligence department could be superseded on the operating table, which was really touching.

But Ning Yao didn't pay much attention to it, and forgot about Mr. A, the spy, and packed up his things and prepared to go to Yu Fang's house to pick him up.Recently, whenever he was free, he ran to Yu Fang's house, and was clingy with Song Xiachao, and even his father was left out in the cold.

Here's the thing.

Song Xia woke up not long ago, because her body is still relatively weak, so she has been resting in bed.Song Xia didn't want strangers to take care of him, and as a major general, Yu Fang couldn't stay at home all the time, so Ning Yao sent his two sons to accompany him.Cute things like Zhaozhaomumu are panaceas, and they are happy wherever they are placed.

There was also an episode, when a businessman came to give Song Xia a follow-up consultation, Song Xia secretly grabbed him and asked a simple question - when can he give birth to Yu Fang?

Recently, Yu Fang always looked at him with very fiery eyes.

Shang Ting was in a bad mood, he stood at the door blocking Yu Fang who came back from get off work, dragged him into the living room, sat down, and educated him earnestly.

"Song Xia is only 21, and he has just recovered from a serious illness. You should feel sorry for him and stop thinking about that kind of thing, you know?"

"What kind of thing?" Yu Fang was still out of the situation.

"It's that, that kind of thing..." Shang Ting's ears turned red, his voice became softer, his eyes wandered and he didn't dare to look directly.Although he looked young, he was an old virgin who was nearly forty years old, and he was surprisingly pure in this matter.

But he immediately changed the subject, and taught earnestly: "Anyway, you should feel sorry for him, you know? It's very uncomfortable to lie in the nutrition box for several years. Although he didn't say it, you should know it too. He has experienced too many painful things in the past, and he finally got a little happiness, so he always thinks about giving and rewarding, and you don’t want to let him let go of the burden in his heart at once. Be patient, if it's you, you can definitely do it."

Shang Ting's gentleness is undoubtedly born with strength, no matter who is in front of him, it seems that no one can resist this strength, and unconsciously falls into his pace, bowing his head and listening to him seriously.His tenderness seems to be indiscriminate, but there are always one or two special ones.Yu Fang heard from Ning Yao that Shang Ting spent most of his time staying with Wen Xuchu in that dark dungeon.

He said it was his own sin, and he could not escape, nor did he want to escape.

Closer to home, in order to allow Song Xia to integrate into this society as soon as possible, Yu Fang made a package plan.But this package plan was eventually shot down by Ning Yao. Song Xia entered the edelweiss at a very young age, and has been fighting on the battlefield since then. The people and things he came into contact with were too extreme. It is a bit too hasty to push him out to get in touch with people hastily, so a compromise method is adopted-let him get familiar with the Internet first.

But Yu Fang was always worried that Song Xia would accidentally click on some weird website, or be corrupted by some weird person, so he planned to find someone to take him to play.As soon as Chao Zhao Mu Mu heard that Brother Xiao Xia was going to go online, he immediately raised his chubby little hand to express that he could take on this important task.

Yu Fang thought about it, day and night is a child, and the websites he visits must be very sunny and healthy.Moreover, the two of them have early mental development, which is different from ordinary five-year-old children. They are smart and will not be led astray casually, so Major General Yu waved his hand, and it was decided to be you!

Zhao Chao excitedly gavemefive over there, and after only half an hour, a series of accounts including Penguin account (yes, that’s the QQ product), bib account, forum account, etc. were settled, and Song Xia went online to learn about people’s livelihood.

Those accounts all have a unified name——Meng Meng Da No. [-].

Song Xia was stunned when he saw it, and his first reaction was—who are No. [-] and No. [-]?

Soon he knew the answer, because the penguins that had just landed were waving at him crazily, as if suffering from epilepsy, but Song Xia was frightened, took out the express delivery for killing enemies on the battlefield, and clicked on it up the window.

System prompt: Mengmengda No. [-] invites you to join the group [Everyone in the Universe is Mengmengda], do you accept it?

Song Xia hesitated for a moment, but still pressed OK, and then he was pulled into a group with a bang.

Left Protector: Yo Yo Chek Nao, welcome newcomers~

The right protector: I want to take a medicine~ Newcomers also come to take a medicine~ Hello~

High Priest: Silence!Be serious!

Head of the Hall of Birth and Death: Report to the High Priest!The newcomer has joined and chooses dinner~

Great Elder: Only nine yuan and nine!Only nine bucks nine!Eight stars and eight arrows!Pure handmade original craft!The price of jumping off the building is only [-] yuan!

Song Xia's expression instantly changed to this: ∑(°△°|||)︴

He seems to have entered an incredible place?

Meng Meng Da No. [-]: Don't bully my brother Xiao Xia!He is very nice!

Meng Meng Da No. [-]: Soft and soft~

No. [-] and No. [-] thick line! ! ! !

Director of the Hall of Birth and Death: Brother Xiaoxia?

Second Elder: Brother Xiaoxia!

Right Protector: yooooooooooooo Major General Song, I am your brainless fan!

Seeing them warmly welcome him, Song Xia was a little flattered, so he replied briefly.

Meng Meng Da No. [-]: Hello.

Guardian Zuo: Quickly use this emoji (⊙o⊙)!

Right Protector: Hehehe!

Guardian Zuo: Quickly use this emoji (⊙o⊙)!

Right Protector: Hehehe!

High Priest: Reserve!Reserved, do you understand? !Modesty is a good character of our Xia people, and it has a history of 1000 years... ([-] words are omitted here)

Mengmeng No. [-]: (⊙o⊙)

Song Xia can still copy and paste.

High Priest: (﹃) To hell with restraint...

Great Elder: (﹃) The cute and cute one won my heart

……

Song Xia tilted her head and blinked her eyes. Is Duan Meng a supernatural horse?

The author has something to say: I don’t know how many more chapters to entangle, Qi Dashao’s ball hasn’t come out yet, so I’m crying...