I am in love with Sliced ​​Dazai

Just the day before the two of them decided to fall in love, Wu Zhenzai called the leader Zai.

"My lord, I have good news for you. I have decided to fall in love with Mixiu."

The leader Zai thought the other party was playing a prank and didn't bother to pay attention.The chest that was bumped by Terao Yasuke last time was still hurting, he didn't want to hear that name again.

"It's true, I plan to confess my love to Mixiu, and he will agree, but it will be miserable for you, leader."

Really?

Wait a minute, it is indeed true. The leader called up the other party's memory, felt the real thoughts in the other party's mind, and was shocked: "Do you want to fall in love?"

"Ah."

The leader Zai thought for a while, understood the intention of the other party, and sneered, "You want to cancel the memory sharing between me and you?"

"Yes, the leader is so smart, I'm in love with you."

"Dream, if you cancel memory sharing, then you will be out of my control."

"Well, this is my purpose. I want to live in this world as an independent person. I don't want to be your shadow anymore."

As the leader, Dazai is the master personality, and the rest of the Dazai are subordinate personalities created by him with books, which are part of his body.

After Dazai became the leader, he wanted to find a way to make the world run better, so he created many personalities and let those personalities play different Dazai in this world and try different paths.

Everything was going smoothly until Terao Yashu appeared.

"My lord, if I fall in love with Mixiu, then what we both do will be perceived by you, do you want this?"

"you dare."

"I dare—" the person on the other side deliberately lowered his voice, trying to be extremely ambiguous, "Mixiu and I will do some adult things on the bed, we will do it from morning to night, rolling from one side of the bed to the other On the other hand, if you also want to participate..."

The leader Zai hung up the phone decisively.

What a disgusting method.

Although he was reluctant in every possible way, it seemed that there was no other way. He didn't want to experience those nasty and dirty things. When he thought of having sex with Yasuke Terao, his head exploded and he couldn't think.

He took out the book from the drawer and used the power of the book to undo the memory sharing between the two.

"It's all Yashu Terao's fault. I lost a personality in vain... Why did I promise Mr. Mori not to kill him? If I killed him, nothing would happen..."

Xiao Yin at the side was pouring coffee, puzzled, "I don't understand what you're saying."

"You don't understand? I don't understand either." He dropped his pen slightly annoyed, "I don't know why things have developed like this. One of my pornographic bodies is going to have sex with Terao Yasuke."

Hearing this, Xiao Yin was thoughtful, and then suddenly realized, "I understand, you need to make an appointment for a physical examination to check your brain, sir."

No, he wants to deduct all of Mitsuo Yasuke's salary.

Terao Yashu slept through the night, the smell of the people around him, the temperature, and the breath sprayed on his face kept him awake at night, and he barely fell asleep in the early morning.

When he woke up again, Dazai was no longer there, and there was no warmth inside the blanket, so he must have been up for a long time.

Dazai doesn't seem to sleep much.

Looking at the twilight light outside the window, recalling what happened last night, the already silent sense of shame came to the surface again.

They are lovers, can they do what they did last night every day?

The downstairs kitchen smelled of baking bread, and he went downstairs to find a love movie playing on the TV in the living room.

Dazai sat in front of the screen, staring intently at the two people kissing on the movie screen.

Terao Yashu didn't know what to say, so he could only cough twice as the opening remark: "Good morning."

"Well, good morning."

It's so embarrassing, because everything turned out awkward last night, it's awkward just saying hello, it's awkward being in the same room, it's awkward even breathing the same air.

"Why did you take the initiative to watch love movies?"

Dazai used to hate watching romantic movies, and every time he watched them with him, he got impatient.

"Because I'm studying, I want to learn these so-called love skills in movies... Oh, the protagonist is kissing, Mr. Terao, please cover your eyes!"

Is Dazai going to laugh at him for the rest of his life?

Dazai didn't seem to be affected by what happened last night, and his attitude towards him was as calm as ever, and he was the only one who seemed embarrassed.

"I said, Terao-san—"

Dazai stared at the movie screen, hesitated to speak, "I watched the movie all night, and then I discovered that most of the love in reality ends in tragedy."

"So I thought about it all night and still don't understand. Is love, something full of tragedies, really worth your efforts?"

Dazai still has vigilance and doubts about love. He doesn't hate the feeling of being with Yashu Terao, nor what happened last night, but he just can't figure out these problems.

But Terao Yashu didn't even think about it, and said, "You deserve it."

"Ok?"

"Falling in love with others may not be worth what I pay, but falling in love with you is worth my paying. For me, as long as it is with you, it is worth it. Every second you are by my side is worth it, and... …What happened last night was also worth it.”

Those kisses last night alone were worth it.

Dazai fell into deep thought, and then smiled, "It's strange, Mr. Terao, you have never been in a relationship, why are you so good at talking about love?"

"Is this a love story?"

He just said what was in his head.

Dazai seemed to understand, but still decided to believe Terao Yasuke's words, so he extended his hand politely to the other party: "Mr. Terao, thank you, please take care of me in the future."

Terao Yasuke frowned, "What?"

What is 'please take care of me', who would say please take care of me to my boyfriend?

"Why are you talking so politely to me? Are you talking about business?"

"..."

"You should be coquettish to me, and say sweet things to me, instead of dryly saying 'thank you for taking care of me', such words have no taste at all."

"..."

"No way, you really have no interest at all. I regret falling in love with you."

Seeing him angry, Dazai was momentarily at a loss.

He continued to complain, but Dazai came over suddenly and quietly, stretched out his hand to pinch his face, seemed to hesitate, but still leaned down and kissed him.

A kiss with the morning sun and the smell of dew.

"Hey, Terao-san, is this interesting enough?"

Before he could reply, another kiss fell. He was dizzy, his body trembled slightly, his fingers randomly grabbed the other side's skirt, and tightened tightly.

Dazai broke his hand away, helplessly, "Be gentle, you will strangle me to death."

"..."

"But Mr. Terao, you didn't cover your eyes with your hands when we kissed. This is a big improvement—"

Terao Yasu grabbed the pillow next to her and threw it at it.