I am in love with Sliced ​​Dazai

Dazai was lost in thought, Terao Yashu saw that his wine had spilled, he reached out to straighten his wine glass, and took out a tissue to wipe the wine stains on his clothes.

"Hey, Terao-san—"

Terao Yashu raised his head and threw the tissue into the trash can, "What's wrong?"

Dazai pondered for a long time, but it was really hard to speak.

He just suddenly had the idea of ​​possessing Yashu Terao, is this normal?

"Are you okay?" Yashu Terao was a little worried when he saw his face turning blue and pale, "Did you drink too much?"

No, his brain is hot now, and he is about to explode. He needs to eat something cold to cool down his brain.

He covered his hot forehead, and said in a deadpan voice, "I want ice cream, buy it for me."

"You're looking for death, you've already drank so much ice wine."

"I want to eat." He began to snark, "I want to eat, buy it for me, or I will jump off the stairs!"

Terao Yasuke remained indifferent, and even reached out and grabbed his ear, forcing him to be quiet.

"I have indulged you very much today, do you dare to shout again?"

"..."

"Jump off the building, right? Just jump, if you kill yourself with the front foot, I will donate your body to the school with the back foot, and let them make you into a human body specimen for exhibition."

So fierce.Dazai thought.

It seems that the old man's life is not easy, he is probably often yelled at by Terao Yashu like this, and his ears are often pulled like this.

Thinking of this, he suddenly felt a little gloated.

When it was completely dark and the meal was almost finished, Terao Yashu got up to pay the bill.

He came to the checkout counter and saw bags of cotton candy on the shelf next to him.

Just now Dazai clamored for ice cream dessert, he thought the weather was too cold and refused the request.

But if he can't eat ice cream, he will definitely be spoiled again, so buy him some marshmallows instead, since they are sweet anyway.

He wanted to take a bag, but at this moment a strange man walked by, he stretched out his hand, and just bumped into the other's hand.

"Hey, what a coincidence." A surprised voice sounded in the ear, "We meet again."

He looked up, and there was a man with short white hair standing in front of him, looking at him gently and smilingly.

He felt that this person looked familiar, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

"Sir, do you remember me?"

"do not remember."

Hearing this, the other party's expression was very hurt, "Hey, I'm so sad, my face can't really impress you?"

Ah, he remembered.

The last time he quarreled with Dazai and was planning to go home in the rain, he met this man when he was walking alone on the road.

If Dazai hadn't appeared in time, he would have been taken away by this man and had sex.

He recalled what happened that day and was very embarrassed, so he said "You have recognized the wrong person" and was about to leave, but he was grabbed by the arm before he walked a few steps.

"Bai Lan, my name."

The other party introduced himself with a gentle tone. The hand holding his arm didn't seem to be strong, but the force transmitted was so huge that he couldn't break free.

He habitually touched the gun at his waist, but he couldn't find it, so his face turned cold, "Let it go."

The other party pretended to be surprised, "Are you shy?"

He was a little annoyed, "Yes, because you brought me very embarrassing memories, can't we pretend that we don't know each other, and then go our separate ways?"

Bai Lan laughed, as if admiring him, "You are so straightforward. If all human beings in this world are as straightforward as you, then this world will be much cuter."

bother.He thought to himself, being entangled again.

Not long after Terao Yasuke left, the leader Zai noticed that the other party's mobile phone on the table rang.

It was the old man calling.

The leader Zai put down his wine glass and picked up the phone unhurriedly. As expected, Wu Zhenzai's yelling came from the opposite side.

"Mr. Terao, where did you hide the whiskey? I searched the house and couldn't find it. You are too much."

very noisy.

He frowned, took the phone away, and the yelling on the other side continued, "Hurry up and go home, do you need to buy ink until it is dark? I will be angry if I don't go home."

"..."

"Why don't you talk? Are you trying to force me to apologize to you in this way? Impossible."

"..."

Seeing that he hadn't spoken, Wu Jingzai let out an annoyed "hum" and decided to compromise.

"Okay, Mr. Terao, I apologize to you, I was wrong, I shouldn't have quarreled with you, I shouldn't have broken up with you, are you satisfied now, can you go home?"

When the leader heard this, he sneered in a low voice, and the people on the opposite side immediately recognized his voice and fell silent.

"You? How do you—"

"You are so disgusting." The leader Zai frowned, "How could Dazai apologize to others in such a low voice, don't you have any shame?"

The person on the other side became vigilant, "Where is Mixiu, are you together?"

"Yes, your boyfriend, no, your ex-boyfriend is in my hands, and we had a great time together."

His ambiguous tone angered the other party.

"Crazy, if you dare—"

He chuckled, "You asked for it yourself. If you don't break up with him, how can I take advantage of it?"

"..."

"Who told you to provoke me every day, because the two of you often make out in front of me, so I want to practice it myself, isn't it too much?"

So far, the leader Zai still doesn't understand why he has the idea of ​​"possessing Terao Yashu".

But generally, when someone does something stupid, they try to find excuses, and he was no exception.

So he quickly thought about what happened in this hour, trying to find an excuse for his behavior - he didn't like Terao Yasuke at all, it was just that the things that should belong to him were taken away by the old man, and he was unwilling That's all.

That's right, that's it.

All the assets of mafia belong to him, and Yasuhiro Terao is an employee of mafia, so of course it also belongs to him.

The leader Zai racked his brains and finally found an excuse for himself, very happy.

In any case, he will not be tempted - "the leader of mafia is supreme, he will never be tempted by others, and he will never fall into boring love".

He wants to write this sentence into mafia's employee handbook and ask each employee to recite it a hundred times a day.

The person on the opposite side couldn't bear it anymore, "Sir, tell me, what exactly do you want?"

The leader Zai thought for a while and made his own request, "I, I hope... no, I order you to break up with Terao Yasuke and return him to me."

Wu Zhenzai's voice suddenly increased: "Huh?"

"Although I don't like Yasuke Terao, I don't want to give him up to you either. He's an employee of mafia, so theoretically he's my property, right?"

He wants to get Terao Yasuke, and he wants to defend his property.