I am in love with Sliced ​​Dazai

He was in a bad mood and was too lazy to deal with this matter, so he refused: "I'm not free, if the leader has anything to do, let him come to me, I'm very busy."

The person on the opposite side almost went crazy, "Mr. Terao, please don't do this..."

He hangs up.

It was very quiet outside, and the little beauty must have gone to bed, after all, no one had the energy to spend the night.

He quietly pushed open the bedroom door, and as soon as he took a step out, he saw the other party sitting on the stairs, looking at him eagerly.

"Mr. Terao, I'm so hungry."

He was still embarrassed by what happened just now, ignored the other party, and planned to go downstairs to the bathroom to wash up.

"Mr. Terao—"

"Shut up and don't talk to me."

"Mr. Terao is too much, don't you like me, why do you have the heart to make me hungry all night?"

He couldn't take it anymore. "Can you—can you not talk to me like this?"

Dazai is a piece of fat, dangling in front of him but he can't eat it, it annoys him.She obviously doesn't like him but still teases him, making him even more annoying.

Seeing that he was really angry, Dazai couldn't bear to tease him anymore, so he took the initiative to apologize: "Okay, it was my fault just now, I shouldn't do that kind of thing, and I shouldn't laugh at you, shall we reconcile?"

The other party tugged on his sleeve, and acted limply, "I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry... Do you have the heart to drive me away when I'm hungry?"

Through the clothes, he could feel the warmth of the opponent's hands. The temperature seemed to be able to burn his skin and leave some brand on his arms.

He looked into the other person's eyes and suddenly softened.

Then, forgive him for a while.

They lived under the same roof for the next few days, and they lived in peace.

"Are you really not leaving?"

"The people from Mafia are chasing me, I'm so weak, I can't survive outside."

This little beauty didn't treat herself as a guest at all, occupied his bathroom and towels, and unceremoniously looked for clothes from his closet.

After wearing it, I still complain: "Mr. Terao, your clothes are so small, are they children's clothes?"

"Don't wear it if you think it's too small."

"I want to wear it anyway." The other party smiled, "You should be very happy if all your clothes are stained with my scent."

"...Don't say strange things."

"Don't blush too, Mr. Terao."

After washing himself up, he sat down at the dining table and yelled to eat, "What's breakfast?"

"Hand-Pulled Noodle."

He doesn't know how to cook at all, and he only cooks the simplest vegetable ramen on weekdays.

"Don't eat ramen, don't want ramen." The other party began to yell, "I want to eat meat, crab meat, crab meat..."

He watched Dazai messing around on the dining table and frowned.

This little beauty seemed to know nothing but to eat and sleep, she was just a useless beauty, the kind of delicate rose that needed to be protected with a glass cover.

Terao Yashu didn't bother to pay attention to him, sat down and opened the textbook, "Be quiet, I have to prepare for the exam in the afternoon."

"I'm tired of eating, I don't want to eat ramen."

"Cook for yourself when you're tired of eating, or go out to beg for food. You should have a bright future as a beggar. With your face, there will be many rich women willing to take care of you."

"No, buy me some meat~ Mr. Terao~"

"Shut up, if you call me again, I will fuck you directly."

The two of them have been entangled here all morning.

At this time, in Mafia on the other side, the leader Zai was processing some documents in the office, and suddenly Terao Yasuke's face flooded into his mind, and fragmentary memory fragments flashed in his mind.

This is the memory of another Osamu Dazai, and occasionally he can share memories with other Osamu Dazai.

What are these two doing?It seems to be eating breakfast at the dining table, which seems very intimate.

Are they... in love?

That's right, it must be, that's why Terao Yashu tried his best to protect him that day, took him to buy sweets, even put his coat on him, and cared for him meticulously.

But it is impossible for Osamu Dazai to fall in love with others. It is impossible for him at the age of 18, and it is even more impossible for him at the age of 23.

At this moment, his assistant, Xiao Yin, came over, "Boss, Mr. Terao refused to come to see you, he said he was very busy."

He threw down his pen angrily, "Oh, of course he is busy, he is busy at home with his boyfriend."

Those two people had to be separated, otherwise Terao Yasuke's face would keep wandering in his mind.

One morning a few days later, the leader Zai came to Terao Yashu's house.

He stood on the side of the road and looked at the villa of Terao Yashu, and said with disgust: "It's so ugly."

This house is outside Yokohama, and Mafia's people have no right to invade or search. These two people hang out here every day, and then pollute his brain with those garbage memories.

How dare you live in such a big villa with such a low salary? Where did Yashu Terao get his money?

He was staring at the house in a daze when a voice sounded in his ear: "Are you back?"

Terao Yashu happened to come back from a morning jog, and recognized the person in front of him as Dazai who came back from a walk, "I bought you crab meat by the way."

Dazai turned to run away, but the red scarf around his neck was grabbed by Terao Yashu: "Where are you going? Your injury is still not healed, don't run around."

"Idiot, you have the wrong person."

If another Osamu Dazai comes back, they will be exposed when they bump into each other.

But Terao Yashu didn't listen to his explanation at all, ignored his struggle and shouting, dragged him into the house and slammed the door again, the scene was like some kind of little movie about prostitution.

"What are you doing, why are you locking the door, what do you want to do to me?"

Terao Yasuke looked at him like he was insane, "What are you excited about, are you hungry?"

Dazai changed his previous lazy tone, and every pore of his body was full of panic, "I'm not hungry, let me go!"

"If you're not hungry, watch a movie with me." He threw Dazai on the sofa, "Sit down, don't run."

Dazai was pinned in the corner of the sofa and couldn't escape, tossing around like a fish thrown ashore for a while, his face full of lovelessness.

"You are so brave, how dare you—"

Madman, why did Butei Osamu Dazai fall in love with such a madman?

"Don't bark." Terao Yasuke easily suppressed him with one hand, and searched for the video tape with the other hand, "Since you are eating free food at my house, then you have to accompany me to relieve boredom, and you have to listen to me."

Heh, as the leader, he pays Yasu Terao a salary every month. He supports Yasu Terao. Has Yasu Terao listened to him?No.

"How about we watch a romance movie?"

The word "love" was Dazai's thunder point, he shook his head desperately, but Terao Yasuke ignored his resistance and turned on the TV.

The movie was a boring youthful romance movie. Dazai yawned after watching it half an hour into the broadcast, but Terao Yasuke stared at the TV screen with all his attention, his serious expression was a bit dumbfounded.

It's so boring, I wouldn't have come if I knew it earlier, and reading documents in the office is more interesting than this.

Halfway through the movie, Terao Yasuke naturally leaned on Dazai's shoulder, Dazai moved away in disgust, and the other party came closer quickly.

It's so perverted, why do two men lean together when watching a movie?It's hot together.

At this time, the scene of the two protagonists kissing appeared on the screen, and Terao Yashu stretched out his hand to cover his eyes.

Dazai wondered, "Why are you covering your eyes?"

"Because... I feel embarrassed."

Intimate scenes in romantic movies would embarrass him, so he would cover his eyes or cover the screen.

Dazai really couldn't bear to taunt him, "Please, you are an adult, don't do this, okay, put your hands down."

"Do not."

"Put it down, don't you have to cover your eyes when you fall in love with each other?"

He refused to let go of his hand, Dazai took his hand forcibly, and pressed it on the sofa, "Put your hand here and don't move it, don't cover your eyes or close them."

His tone was a bit fierce, which made the other party at a loss, "You talk when you talk, why are you yelling at me?"

Dazai realized that his attitude was inappropriate, so he had to slow down and explain, "I'm not yelling at you, what I mean is that the actors are working very hard to play the kissing scene, you have to respect their labor."

"……Oh."

Seeing his expression soften, Dazai heaved a sigh of relief, and suddenly felt something was wrong, why did he explain just now?

At the end of the movie, Terao Yashu fell asleep leaning on his shoulder.

During this period, Little Silver sent him many messages: "Boss, you have been out all morning, it's time to come back and deal with work."

He tried to move the person on his shoulders away, and gently held the other person's head to put it on the sofa, but he couldn't hold it steady, and the other person slid down and fell into his arms.

He stiffened.

The living room was pitch black, the curtains were drawn and blown by the wind outside, the sunlight was cut into pieces by the leaves outside the window, and it just fell on Terao Yashu's profile face.

The other party was lying in his arms and breathing steadily, and the blond hair was scattered to the side, revealing the thin neck below.

Dazai stared at the fair neck for a while, his eyes darkened a bit, stretched out his hand involuntarily, slid across the skin on the nape of the opponent's neck, then slowly moved down along the contour of the neck, and finally stopped at The position of the clavicle.

As his fingers caressed, the sleeping person felt itchy, flinched, and burrowed into his arms again.

ticklish.

He hates this person, so this is a good opportunity, the opponent's weakness is showing in front of him, as long as he uses a little force, he can break the opponent's neck——

He was staring at the person in his arms when the living room door rang and footsteps came from outside.

Dazai Osamu, who was wearing a brown coat, walked in, stared at the scene on the sofa, and was taken aback.

"Ah, Sir, what are you doing?" The other party was displeased, "Let go quickly."