I am in love with Sliced ​​Dazai

They were like two mirrors facing each other, looking at each other for a long time.

In order to prevent waking Terao Yashu, the leader Zai reached out to cover the ear of the person in his arms, and then the two of them took out their guns and aimed at each other at the same time.

The leader Zai satirized the other party, "You are a beat slower than me, you are indeed a 22-year-old man, and your agility has also decreased as you get older."

The other party was displeased, "What are you doing, you little brat."

"Don't forget that you are my defeat, you were almost killed by me."

No one in this world can calculate and kill Osamu Dazai, only Osamu Dazai can kill Osamu Dazai.Death is a good thing, but they hate each other so much that they don't want to die at each other's hands.

"My lord, if Mixiu is woken up, he will definitely stand by my side. You can't beat the two of us."

This is true, so the leader took away his gun, "Are you two dating?"

The other party laughed, "No, I didn't do anything with Mixiu. Instead, you broke into other people's houses and hugged them to sleep. Sir, you are so perverted."

"Actually, I want to leave too, but what should I do, Mishu likes me very much, he will cry if I leave... Oh, sir, you can't feel the feeling of being pampered by others, you are so pitiful. "

It's disgusting that a 22-year-old man actually speaks with an ending sound.The leader thought to himself.

"I hate him, so please stay away from him, those garbage memories between you will always bother me."

"It deserves it. You made me out of books. You can share my memory, but I can't share yours. It's the rules you set up to blame me?"

Crazy, this kind of lunatic is a good match for Terao Yashu.

Xiaoyin was still sending him messages indiscriminately, and he got up to leave, but the sleeping Terao Yasuke held one of his sleeves and refused to let him go.

It was too tight and he couldn't let it go. In the end, he could only find a pair of scissors to cut off his sleeves, and finally he was able to get free.

I can't bear it, if you are not in love, you will be so pestering. If you are really in love, wouldn't it annoy you to death?

Terao Yashu slept for several hours in a daze. In the dream, it seemed that someone was arguing. He wanted to wake up, but a hand was gently stroking his hair all the time. He felt very comfortable and fell asleep.

He often does not sleep for two or three days in a row. He goes to school during the day and works overtime at night.

But even this kind of life is much easier than being a killer.

"Mr. Terao?"

"Ok?"

He slowly woke up and found that he was holding a piece of sleeve in his hand.Dazai was sitting on the carpet looking at him, cupping his face with one hand, "You didn't respond to my calls, I thought you wouldn't wake up."

it's dark.

"I said you—" The other person's eyes were full of worry and helplessness, "Can you be a little vigilant? Do you know how dangerous you are today, you were almost killed by a pervert with a bad heart."

Terao Yasuke didn't pay attention to this, because he was absent from work, and he should have gone to work four hours ago.

"Why didn't you wake me up?" He immediately got up and prepared to wash up. "You don't have much salary in the first place. How can you support you if you are deducted?"

Although going to work is fishing, he also fishes with professional ethics.

Dazai originally planned to go back to the Armed Detective Agency today, he wanted to say goodbye to Terao Yasuke, but now he hesitated again.

Although he has only been here for a few days, Terao Yashu is working very hard to protect him, on the surface he is cold to him, but he pampers and takes care of him in a clumsy way.

Moreover, the leader of mafia has been eyeing here, and he is a little worried about what that perverted leader will do to Terao Yasuke.

That perverted kid dared to call him a 22-year-old man.

He thought for a while, and finally made a decision, "Okay, I decided to stay here. Mr. Terao has been protecting me for the past few days, and now it's time for me to protect you."

Terao Yasuke frowned, "You can't do anything except eat and sleep, how can you protect me like a waste?"

"Tch, Mr. Terao just likes a waste like me."

Dazai lay on the edge of the sofa, staring at him with a smile in his eyes, every time he looked at him the eyes were too soft, giving him an illusion of affection.

His throat tightened, his head was hot and he felt like he was about to have a nosebleed, so he took a deep breath and buried his face in the blanket.

If you don't like him, why should you be so gentle to him?It's annoying.

"Mr. Terao, I've been here for so many days, aren't you going to ask my name?"

"No need, anyway, you will leave sooner or later, I will only miss you even more after asking your name."

Dazai picked up a pen from the table, pulled the opponent's arm, and wrote his name on the opponent's wrist.

So itchy.

After finishing writing, he was surprised, "Your surname is also Dazai? The leader of mafia is also surnamed Dazai."

Dazai put away his pen, "Remember, I am the only one with this name in this world, and everyone else is a fake."

"What do you mean?"

"It means that although there are many Dazai in this world, I am the only one you like, so don't admit it wrong."

Terao Yasuke couldn't understand this at all, and he was going to work.

Seeing his tired face, Dazai pushed him back on the sofa and covered him with a blanket, "Keep going to sleep. If you miss work, you will be absent from work. Who cares about working for that idiot leader of Mafia."

"Wages will be deducted for absenteeism, so I have no money to buy meat for you."

"Then don't eat." The other party stroked his hair with his fingers, and said in a playful tone, "I don't mind spending a poor life with Mr. Terao."

After Dazai returned to mafia, his assistant Xiaoyin came out to greet him, and he could smell someone else's scent on him keenly.

"Boss, your coat seems to smell like someone else's."

"Huh?" Dazai sniffed himself, "Where is it?"

"Really, were you with someone else just now?"

"No, nonsense." Hearing this, Dazai took off his coat and threw it on the ground, "Take it to wash, no, just burn it."

He didn't need the smell of Yasu Terao to pollute his office.

Little Silver didn't dare to ask about the coat anymore, so he changed the subject, "Where did you go today?"

"Going to the movies."

She was stunned.

She has never seen the leader take a break, the leader almost never leaves work, hardly sleeps, if it wasn't for her urging her over and over again, he didn't even bother to eat, and the person who never left the office would actually go out to watch a movie today?

Her chief was moody and unpredictable.Most of the time, he is gloomy and indifferent, staring out the window for a long time without moving, but suddenly becomes very childish, energetically pulling the people around him to play games.

"Xiaoyin, play games with me, if you refuse, I will kill you~"

"Mr. Hirotsu, don't come over to play games with me after work, those who lose will die~"

Especially in the past few days, the leader suddenly became very irritable, always muttering things like "I will never fall in love with that kind of person".

Why is the leader so strange, is he in love?

No, absolutely impossible.

Xiaoyin helped to deal with some documents, and when he was packing the files, he suddenly found a strange coat in the filing cabinet, and there was a student ID card of Yasuhiro Terao in the outer pocket.

The coat was crumpled and tucked in a corner, as if it had been hidden there on purpose.

"Is this Mr. Terao's clothes?"

Dazai glanced at the dress, a strange look flashed across his face, and then he grabbed it and said, "Yes, the small size is the same as children's clothes, who can wear it except him?"

The clothes were put on by Terao Yashu that day. The style of the clothes is very childish, and the smell of the owner still remains on it.

Smell, what is it?

It seems to be the faint bookish atmosphere unique to students, with a little scent of clothing fragrance, and an inexplicable milk fragrance that seems to ooze from the skin that has just been bathed.

It smells pretty good——

At this time, Xiaoyin's voice sounded, "What are you doing?"

He came back to his senses, still clutching the dress in his hand, "What?"

Xiaoyin had a strange expression, "You, you are secretly sniffing Mr. Terao's clothes."

Realizing that he had done something stupid, he immediately removed the clothes from under his nose, "No."

"I saw it with my own eyes."

He was silent for a while, looked at the clothes in his hand, then at Xiaoyin, and finally said: "Go and make an appointment for a medical examination for me, maybe something is wrong with my brain."