I am in love with Sliced ​​Dazai

After the meeting ended, the leader Zai found Guangjin Liulang and said to him, "Your adopted son fell in love early."

"Ok?"

Guangjin Liulang rushed over, thinking that there was something important, but ended up discussing Terao Yasu with him?

"You should intervene in this matter. As a student, how can you fall in love early? And that man is very bad, and he will bring your adopted son down."

Guangjin Liulang thinks this is not a big problem, and falling in love in college is not considered puppy love.

Dazai sneered, "Your education method is really sloppy. Many young children are ruined in this way. They were first tricked into sex by scumbags, then they were cheated of money and sex, and then they died."

This is a conspiracy, the old man purposely approached Terao Yasuke, trying to use Terao Yasuke to mess with his mind.

The reason why he chose to share the memory with the other party was to monitor the Armed Detective Agency and to understand the movements of Oda Saku and others in real time, but he did not expect to become a tool to torture himself now.

He can understand the world's desire and praise for love, but he doesn't recognize love.

A boring life will not become interesting because of love. Love is a derivative of life, not the whole of life.

Although Guangjin Liulang felt baffled, he promised that he would stop this "puppy love" and leave.

Seeing that he was upset, Xiaoyin dissuaded him: "You should take a break."

"unnecessary."

"Mr. Terao's coat is still in the cabinet. You can return it to him and go for a walk."

"Dream, how old is he? I won't make a trip just to return his clothes."

While having dinner the next day, Dazai noticed the new watch on Terao Yasuke's wrist.

"Where did you get your watch?"

"This, this is a birthday present from Kise-senpai, isn't it beautiful?"

Kise Ryota is a senior he has always respected. He has taken good care of him since he entered school, and he is also the one who recommended him to the basketball team.

"Really?" Dazai had a bit of yin and yang, "You just wear things that other men give you casually?"

"You should wear the presents that others give you. This is the most basic courtesy."

"Oh, it looks very expensive. That senior doesn't care about you normally."

Yashu Terao didn't notice his ambiguity, "I'm going to participate in the school's basketball game tomorrow, and then I'm going to have dinner with Kise-senpai and the others. You stay at home alone, remember to lock the door."

Dazai was very upset, "Are those people important, so important that you have to leave me alone at home? I'm bored at home alone."

In fact, Dazai often sneaks back to the Armed Detective Agency, to say hello to Odasaku, and to quarrel with Kunikida. The detective agency has nothing to do recently, so he just lives here with Terao Yasu, pretending to be a waste, eating and drinking for free.

After a long time, he also got used to it. Every day, he habitually waited for Terao Yashu to get off work, and robbed the other party of crab meat.

Once you form a habit, you don't want to change it.

"Senior Kise takes good care of me on weekdays, I can't refuse him."

"Then you have the heart to reject me, I'm so weak, you should stay at home to protect me. I don't want to be alone at home, don't don't don't don't—"

"Don't make trouble."

Dazai began to act coquettishly, pestering him not to let him go to work, almost causing him to be late.

Yashu Terao likes the other party to act like a baby in a moderate amount, but if she acts too much like this, it will be troublesome.

In the early morning, Terao Yashu got off work and originally wanted to go directly to the basketball game, but he was worried about the good-for-nothing beauty at home, so he wanted to go home and take a look first.

When he was about to leave, Dazai seemed very angry, it would be better for him to go back and coax him.

Walking to the street near his home, he suddenly felt a chill on his back, as if a gaze followed him.

Someone is following him.

Passing by the glass window on the side of the street, he pretended to stop and straighten his clothes against the glass, and from the corner of his eye, he saw a black figure flash past behind him.

Turning his head again, the black figure flashed behind the wall.

He walked over and lifted Dazai who was wearing a red scarf from behind the wall: "What are you doing?"

Dazai was pinched by his ears, his face wrinkled, "It hurts, let me go quickly, do you hear me?"

The attitude has become cold again?

Every time Dazai puts on the red scarf, he exudes endless decadence, his hair is more messy than usual, his personality is colder, and he will not act like a baby to him.

Although he is not a psychiatrist, he feels that Dazai has a split personality.

But who cares, what he wants is Dazai's body, even if he has a split personality, he is still willing to abduct him into bed.

"Why are you following me?"

"Who is following you, I just came to deliver clothes to you." Dazai threw the coat in his hand to him, "Your coat and student ID card are also inside, don't throw them away next time, idiot."

He just went out for a walk and returned his coat to its original owner.

Dazai wanted to leave, but was immediately pulled back by his arm, making him stagger.He always forgets the fact that "Terao Yasuke is very strong".

"Are you still angry?"

Dazai shook off his hand, "Why should I be angry?"

"Don't lose your temper. I still have three hours to go to the game. I'll be with you until the game. How about it?"

Then, he looked at his watch, "Let's go, I'll accompany you to the cinema to watch a movie."

Watching a movie again?

The leader thought that the old man must have the tendency of masochism, otherwise how could he be with such a domineering person like Terao Yashu?

He felt that Terao Yashu had no merits at all, she was domineering, arrogant and conceited, and the gentleness on her face was actually an illusion.

And Terao Yashu really likes physical contact, clinging to him, holding his arm, leaning his head and body.

Dazai drove him away in disgust, "Don't get so close, walk away, yes, keep a distance of one meter."

He was displeased, and slapped Dazai across the face, "What's wrong with you, why are you so indifferent?"

Dazai had been stern to him all day long, and he suddenly missed Dazai's acting like a baby.

"Acting like a baby? Hehehehe, disgusting, I will never do that kind of thing."

Dazai definitely has a split personality.

They went to the theater to buy tickets, Dazai was held by his arm and could not escape, full of resentment and wanted to find a way to vent.

So while Yasuhiro Terao was buying tickets, he cleared his throat on purpose and shouted loudly: "What, Mr. Terao, you want to watch 19 banned movies? You actually like to watch such shameful things?!"

After the words were uttered, the eyes of the surrounding customers cast over.

Dazai wanted to use this to embarrass Terao Yasuke, but the other party asked stupidly: "What are 19 banned movies?"

"..."

Dazai thought he was pretending to be stupid, but then he thought again, Yashu Terao had just entered into social life, so it is normal for him not to understand some vocabulary.

Dazai showed a strange smile: "The 19-year ban is about sex between adults. Do you dare to watch it?"

His shame did not allow him to watch this kind of movie, but seeing Dazai's mocking expression, he nodded decisively: "Of course I dare, just watch it."

"Really? You look reluctant, are you afraid?"

"Stop talking nonsense and buy a ticket."

Before Dazai acted like a baby to him all day long, he found it very annoying, but now Dazai mocked him coldly, which made him feel even more annoying.

He still likes the way Dazai acted like a baby.

"Tsk, Mr. Terao didn't dare to watch the picture of kissing, but dare to watch this 19-banned movie? It's too late for you to regret it now."

After 15 minutes of the film's opening, Terao Yashu regretted it. The protagonist on the screen kissed frequently. He habitually wanted to cover his eyes, but he was afraid that Dazai would laugh at him, so he held back.

It was seven o'clock in the morning, and there were only the two of them in the huge theater.Dazai sucked on his Coke, and said with a sneer, "You're dead, let's see what you do when a large-scale picture appears later."

"To shut up."

An hour after the film started, the protagonists began to do indescribable things. Terao Yashu felt embarrassed, but he could still bear it.

But at this moment Dazai actually shouted, "What the hell is this!"

Dazai had never watched a 19-year-old movie, and when the people on the screen started doing adult sports, his innocent boyish heart was greatly shocked.

He knew that this kind of movie was very exciting, but he didn't expect it to be so exciting. He felt that his eyes were going to be blind.

As the scale of the picture increased, he trembled with fright, squeezed out the Coke in his hand and spilled it all over himself, "I don't want to watch it, I hate this."

How can a human being do such a shameful thing?Incomprehensible and offensive.

Seeing that the other party's face paled in fright, Terao Yashu was in a good mood instead.Obviously he was the one who clamored to watch the 19 ban, but he was frightened like this, he deserved it.

"Don't go, sit down, and continue watching."

"Wow, don't you have any shame? People who film this kind of stuff should be arrested, and people who watch this kind of stuff should also go to jail."

Dazai tries to escape, but fails.

"Mr. Dazai, if you act like a baby with me, I will take you away."

"Are you crazy?"

"Hurry up, I don't like you keeping a straight face, hurry up and act like a baby to me."

He likes when Dazai is acting like a baby, he circles around him like a little fox, rubbing against his body and howling.

"I won't act like a baby, you are dreaming."