Kunlun Jun's favorite slaughter daily

Time flies, time flies, and a hundred years are fleeting——

Hell, Yama Hall.

Osamu Dazai was holding a stack of documents that were almost overflowing from his arms, and handed it to the ghost lamp while he was yawning.

"All the corrections are over, and I'm rushing to work overnight!" Dazai Osamu didn't look up, just silently took the file, flipped through it and put it aside, then picked up his snapdragon pen and continued to correct the file for a few seconds, seeing that he didn't Any expression, the long and slender fingers wrapped in bandages tapped on the table, and said loudly, "I said, Mr. Ghost Lantern, did you hear me? I have been working all night for three days, dealing with the work paperwork that was forced (accented) on me , if you don’t give me a vacation, I will go directly to heaven (accent) to strike!”

Ghost Lantern paused for correcting the document, and then raised his eyes to look at Osamu Dazai.

The crisp sound of crackling and flipping the abacus came from the void.

Ghost Lamp began to calculate in his heart——

If it's just a mere strike, even if Osamu Dazai hides in the sky of hell, it won't help, he can always find people and squeeze them, but if he goes to heaven, that lustful Chinese medicine doctor who has the same smell as Dazai will do whatever he wants because he can make trouble for him If you intervene, you won't be able to find anyone within ten days and half a month, and you will lose a useful and efficient tool man.

Normally, giving Osamu Dazai a holiday would cost three to five days, but the loss would be much smaller compared to continuing to squeeze Dazai.

It just happened that the continuous squeeze during this period has already made this person very dissatisfied. Although his own sins are serious, he should have worked in hell for a long time without any complaints, but who makes him a related household? A divine beast that was covetously guarding its weaknesses, Gui Deng clicked his tongue, but still said unhappily.

"I'll give you three days off. When the time is up, I'll get back to work. If you delay one day, it will be calculated as ten days of overtime!"

Dazai's face is uglier than that of the ghost lantern, "Master Ghost Lantern, if you have a bad memory, I can help you recall it. Last time, I clearly agreed that after this overtime work, I will have five days off. If you work overtime, then in turn, if you count less of my vacation, I also have the right to ask for less overtime work!"

The ghost lamp stared at Dazai with terrifying eyes, and the aura all over his body made the jailer who was waiting to report to work tremble, "I have the final say here."

"Oh, is that so?" Dazai smiled instead of anger, "Speaking of which, it is better for me to apply for the high-level talent introduction plan of the Kingdom of Heaven. They promised a superior working environment, generous salary, and most importantly, absolutely, Yes, no, use, overtime, work!"

If it weren't for Odasaku and Ango still working in hell, he really couldn't bear to run away with a bucket. Didn't see the ghost lamp assistant next door, Mr. Mori, did the hairline almost move to the top of the head, plus the supernatural tool Alice, one person is used as two people, and two people are used as a team, working every day is nothing but vomiting.

That scene was so terrifying, even thinking about it made Osamu Dazai's scalp tingle.

Why don't he change his working environment, anyway, it's very convenient to find Oda Tsukuru and Ango to drink, and the ghost lamp can't restrict him to go down to hell to spend, most importantly, he can escape the oppression of this devil boss!

To say that Ghost Lamp is not a human being, the oppression he gave is completely insignificant compared to the oppression he received under Mr. Mori when he was a minor. If he were not in the state of a dead person now, he might have died suddenly several times!

Hearing Dazai mention the talent introduction plan of Heavenly Kingdom, a number of wells appeared on the forehead of Ghost Lantern, and his face became even more terrifying. A few will-o'-the-wisps exuding evil aura floated around him, and the jailer next to him was still waiting for Ghost Lantern to speak. I was about to vomit out of fear, I didn't want to leave, I didn't want to leave, I was frozen in place, almost turned into an original painting.

Those guys in the kingdom of heaven, the work that needs to be handled in the kingdom of heaven is much less than that in hell, and the manpower is completely enough, but who makes the group of gods more lazy than one, and the efficiency of handling work is even more ghost lamp. Tooth sticks help to speed up, because of their leadership, the dead who stayed in the kingdom of heaven have followed suit, and their work attitude is worse than that of the French in this world. It doesn't matter if they themselves are bad internally.

But because they are jealous of the talents that have been unearthed in the past few decades, their office efficiency has increased many times. I don’t know whose slander they have listened to, and they have come up with a talent introduction plan. Isn’t this blatant in front of him? Steal? ! !

Originally, Gui Deng didn't want to bear it when he first heard about this plan. He just wanted to go to heaven and let the gods know why the flowers are so bright. After reading the document, I know that the conditions for candidates who meet the plan are extremely strict, almost equivalent to none. After all, the dead in hell need to atone for their sins in hell, and it is impossible to leave hell easily. Gao Tianyuan's meeting before the gods could not be held because many gods were seriously injured...

It's a pity that Osamu Dazai came to hell, because of one or another reason, he happened to meet the conditions, and this ghostly talent introduction plan, which the ghost lamp had long since left behind, once again appeared in front of him as an eyesore.

Ghost Lantern Society is willing to let Dazai go to heaven to enjoy the blessing?

That depends on whether his mace agrees.

But in the same way, if people are forced too hard, and they go to heaven directly, there is no reason for the ghost lamp to forcibly stop them.

If Osamu Dazai hadn't had many worries in hell, he might have left. This is the first time that Ghost Lamp has been restrained like this.

So, those bullshit gods who only know how to hold banquets every day know to find trouble for him!

There is also a certain hateful beast hiding behind the scenes to promote this matter!

Ghost Lantern gritted his teeth viciously, but he still didn't attack, "Today is the first day of vacation, get out!"

"Then I'll take my leave first~" Dazai accepted as soon as he saw the deal, walking quickly.

Walking on the scorched yellow path in hell that smelled of sulfur, Dazai hummed his own ditty while thinking about what he would do with the 5-day vacation he had won so hard.

Odasaku and Ango are still working, and they won't be able to rest for a while, so let's meet them for a drink in the evening.

Kunlun went to visit the flower planter next door, God Realm, and he won't be back until tomorrow, and the scheduled vacation in another world will officially start tomorrow, so what are you going to do with the extra day...

Well, let's go to the place where everyone works. He is the last one among acquaintances to come to hell. The main reason is that Kunlun's health-preserving method is too effective. He finally delayed the time to come to hell as a social animal. Working as a social animal regardless of day and night, I have no time to see everyone's working environment. It must be very interesting to think about it.

Passing near the Santu River, Dazai looked at this river that he had been yearning to reach many years ago, and not only lamented his youth and ignorance back then.

I saw all kinds of scalp-numbing strange creatures gurgling out of the black-brown river water. The densely packed dead came to the shore from Hanoi with difficulty, and they were dragged down by strange things from time to time, and then struggled to float up. , when you float up, there will always be something missing on your body...

Under a huge dead tree on the shore, the dancing and smiling grandfather kept yelling strangely at the video of his idol dancing, completely ignoring the long line of dead people who had finally landed behind him.

This is Xuan Yiweng. His usual job is to weigh the crimes of the dead who pass through the Santu River based on the water stains on their clothes. He has no sense of existence. He is an idol fan and will leave his post because of watching live concerts.

Now it seems that even in the post, he often leaves without authorization...

Because he is a veteran employee, Yan Mo Dawang and Gui Deng have no way to fire him, which makes people feel headache, and this is the point that Dazai envies the most.

Although he will never be fired, but he also can't put aside his work and let it go!

Not far from Xuan Yi Weng, the white-haired old woman who deliberately disheveled is his wife Duo Yi, who is constantly winking at him and holding several stacks of photos taken by her at her own expense. The photo|truth book, it seems that he is very ready to come over to Amway to him.

The corners of Dazai's eyes twitched, he quickly looked away, and fled from the spot as if fleeing for his life.

A child's shouts could be faintly heard in front of him, and Dazai, who had managed to get rid of Duoyipo, heaved a sigh of relief, and a smile appeared on his face again.

After walking a few more steps, I saw a familiar figure.

"Odasaku!" Dazai yelled.

Oda Sakunosuke, who was cooperating with Jizo Bodhisattva to reincarnate the children, turned his head and waved to Dazai.

Oda Sakunosuke came to Hell more than ten years earlier than Dazai Osamu. In the early years, because of supernatural powers, it was very convenient to deal with uncooperative dead. It could restrict their sudden actions before the incident happened, so they were highly valued by ghost lamps. After working tirelessly for a long time, I finally had the opportunity to take turns to take care of the dead children near the Santu River.

Usually, when the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is not here, he will teach the disobedient children a lesson, and when the children have completed the tasks of the day, he will become a baby daddy to play with them, which is very popular with many children and deceased.

Including Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva also likes this young man very much, and is willing to help Oda Sakunosuke when helping the children who have eliminated their sins to reincarnate.

It seems that today is another day when Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva came to hell, Dazai just greeted Odasaku from a distance, and said "drink together at night" with his lips, and Shi Shiran left the place.

Since Odasaku is doing business, it's better not to bother him~

As we walked, the number of fuzzies in front of us increased.

The smile on Dazai's face paused, and finally he greeted one of the white dogs, "Hey, Xiaobai, are you busy with work today?"

In recent years, Xiaobai, who has become more and more mellow, turned around in surprise, ran to Dazai's side a few steps, and happily replied, "Dazai, why are you free? Didn't the ghost lamp arrange work for you today? I don't know much today." Busy, my work has been taken away by A-Dun, are you here to see me? It’s a pity that I’m not busy now, but I can’t leave easily, or if you wait here, I should be able to leave soon~”

Dazai looked very excited. He said something to the little white dog who could say ten sentences, and a huge drop of cold sweat fell on the back of his head, "I just came to see everyone's working environment, and I have to go to other places later, which is inconvenient Waiting for you together."

"That's it..." Xiaobai was a little disappointed, but soon cheered up again, "I'll show you how A-Dun is working, he's so handsome, that kid!"

The place where Xiaobai works is not happy in hell, which is a hell that specializes in dealing with the dead who have committed crimes of cruelty to animals. Therefore, there are many animal jailers. Atsushi Nakajima, who can transform into a giant tiger, is arranged here as soon as he comes to hell. Although he was a bit flustered at the beginning and couldn't bear to abuse the sinner, he was already handy by now, and he was one of Yasha's favorite left and right hands.

Dazai followed in the footsteps of the little white dog. Although he was very uncomfortable with this hell with too much dog food, he was a talking fluff after all. In order to see Adun Dun, he could still bear a little bit.

The tiger's soul-stirring howl sounded, accompanied by the heart-piercing voices of the sinners calling for help, combined with the dark dead tree forest that seemed to be overgrown with ghosts, a hell scene that fully satisfied the human imagination emerged spontaneously.

Shaking the blood on the huge canine teeth, the big tiger the size of a car gradually turned into a white-haired young man. Beside him stood a petite girl whose entire body was blocked by the big tiger just now. The girl held two daggers , the dagger was dripping with blood, and it seemed that it was not a good stubble.

The bangs are uneven, which is why the white-haired young man with personality happily ran towards Dazai, "Mr. Dazai, why are you here when you are free?"

Izumi Kyoka, who was one step behind him, silently nodded to Dazai.

Dazai replied one by one with a smile, but his mood gradually became less beautiful. Even the silly boy Aden Dun knew that he was "joking" when he met him. It seems that his reputation as a social animal enslaved by ghost lamps has spread far , he doesn't want to be famous for it at all! ! !

After saying a few words, looking at Yashaichi who was staring at him from behind Atsushi Nakajima, Dazai did not continue to take up his working time, and found an excuse to leave this place where too much dog made him feel uncomfortable.

Going deeper, you will arrive at Hezhong Hell.

This is the place where Sister Hongye works. After all, she is a beautiful big sister with strong skills. When she was in Mafia port, she was also in charge of interrogation. Here, teaching some men who don't know the heights of the sky and the earth is a tailor-made job for her.

Therefore, Ozaki Momiji can be said to be very popular here.

By the way, Tou Tetsu Akutagawa-kun and his sister are also here. How did he come to work here? I have to mention Luo Shengmeng, which can frighten the enemy when used seriously. It is thanks to the much easier to use ability.

I have to say that in Hezhong Hell, Mr. Akutagawa really opened a lot of horizons, including Luo Shengmeng's practical method, and also developed a lot of usage methods.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: Everything is the fault of the tiger, Mr. Dazai please help me, I am the best employee in hell!

Thinking of Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who has become more and more crazy recently, Dazai paused on his way to Hezhong Hell, and then thought about the very obsessive big sisters there, although no one eats his tofu because of Kunlun, but people Even Dazai couldn't bear to look at him with such eyes.

Forget it, let's bypass here, I believe Miss Hongye will understand me!

Dazai hesitated for 0.01 second, then continued walking happily~

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