Kunlun Jun's favorite slaughter daily

Ahead is the screaming hell, the hell of the crime of lying.

If I remember correctly, Yosano Akiko works here.

Because the doctor was too cruel when punishing the criminals, she and another Miss Mustard who was equally as cruel yelled at the Sisters of Hell, Shuangsha. Just hearing their voices was enough to scare the dead, including their fellow male jailers. Every one of them saw the doctor lady as if they saw a ghost lamp.

From this, one can imagine how satisfied Ghost Lantern is with Yosano Akiko.

Coupled with Miss Physician’s ability, although the dead will not die again, it still takes time to recover after being dismembered. Leave no time to catch your breath.

Once Miss Doctor's machete is out, even male mosquitoes will not stay around for a second~

Dazai looked at the restricted-rated scene not far away where blood and flesh were flying everywhere, and also saw the enjoyment and ferocious smile on Yosano-san's face, and after thinking about it, he retracted his steps.

It seems that Ms. Xie Ye has no time to greet people right now, so let's say hello next time~

Dazai wiped the cold sweat off his brow, and continued walking forward with big strides.

The scenery of each small hell is different, and the types of crimes committed by the criminals being punished are also different. Even if there are not acquaintances in every place, Dazai still observes with interest.

As he walked, huge jungles, valleys, and lakes appeared in front of him, making him feel like he had come to the kingdom of giants.

It seems that you have come to the hell at the Dragon Spin, which was originally "the hell trampled by crazy dragons", but it is also full of dinosaurs such as Tyrannosaurus and Velociraptor, as well as ancient creatures such as saber-toothed tiger and mammoth.

The jailers jokingly called it 'USJ (Universal Studios Hell)'.

However, because of the reincarnation system, many souls are no longer reincarnated as ancient creatures, which slowly reduces the number of dead.

A black giant dragon that should appear in Western mythology sprays black and red gravity factors in its nose, and no dragon dares to stand up wherever it goes, looking very handsome and mighty.

Suddenly, the black dragon's sharp eyes saw the small Dazai on the ground, and quickly turned around, swooping down towards Dazai's position.

Dazai was fearless in the face of danger. Sure enough, at the moment when one person and one dragon were about to collide, a golden light appeared from the black giant dragon, and the handsome big black dragon instantly turned into a handsome long-legged blond brother.

Verlaine looked Dazai up and down, focused his eyes on the dark spots in his eyes, and joked, "Ghost Lamp is finally willing to let you go on vacation?"

Dazai replied with a nonchalant smile, "Compared to someone, at least I have a vacation."

At this time, another footstep came, and Shi Shiran, an exotic beauty with long black hair, approached.

"Dazai, you're here."

"Brother Lantang, why are you here?" Dazai was a little surprised.

Unlike Verlaine, Verlaine, who has a god in his body, is not welcomed by all the hells, and he happened to die in Japan, so he stayed in the Japanese hell at the beginning of the game, but after Lantang's death, his soul was first led to Satan. It was not easy to transfer to Japan after going around for a while, mainly because the efficiency of the work there was too poor, and Lan Tang himself was not in a hurry, so he delayed for some time.

And because he is a friend from abroad, Lan Tang works at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Hell. This time happened to be when Beelzebub came to visit, so Dazai was a little surprised that he was here.

Lan Tang said succinctly, "Lilith is here too."

Dazai understood in seconds, probably because he thought he was too handsome, and he was afraid that his wife would be attracted by others, so Beelzebub made excuses to dismiss him.

After exchanging simple greetings for a while, Dazai bid farewell to the two of them.

The hell is huge, and one day is not enough to finish the tour. Dazai looked at the sky and decided to go to another place to end today's trip.

The last one to go is the Ambush Hell, which is conceived by ghost lamps and is a hell full of temptations like a 'candy house'.

The exterior of the house is composed of food that looks quite delicious, so it can attract many dead people to enter.

It can also be used to attract foreign tourists to hell and has economic effects.

Although it is mainly composed of cat jailers, dog jailers are also added for competition.But this is exactly what Ghost Lantern wants to use to drive competition and improve performance.

Speaking of this place, everyone can easily guess, yes, Edogawa Ranpo is here.

Ranpo was supposed to live in heaven, but it happened that his parents were also in heaven, because the president and most of his friends could only stay in hell, so he followed him to hell without any hesitation.

His parents didn't dissuade him at all, they just smiled and told him to work hard and come to heaven to visit them when he had time.

Regarding the arrangement of Edogawa Ranpo, Ghost Lantern also took some brains at the beginning. After all, although the world's No.1 detective's mind is indeed easy to use, his willfulness is also comparable.

Squeezing by brute force is not enough.

Fortunately, the Ambush Hell appeared at this time. Once he appeared on the stage, he firmly attracted the attention of Lord Ranpo. Anyway, he has now become a dead person. Eating and drinking at will not only will not make him fat, but will not cause damage to his body, so here is him paradise.

The food and drinks provided every day made Luanbu very talkative, and solved the problem of how to employ people that Ghost Lamp was distressed in disguise. I have to say that Ghost Lamp is not secretly proud of the hell he planned.

In order to take better care of Ranpo, the remaining members of the Armed Detective Agency have also been transferred to this place one after another, which is equivalent to rebuilding the Armed Detective Agency in Hell. Kida Doppo, Tanizaki Junichiro and his sister, Miyazaki Kenji, etc. have all performed tasks in other hells that need them.

Including Atsushi Nakajima, who is in hell, and Akiko Yosano, who is calling hell, as long as they have a common goal, everyone will reunite again.

After eating a lot of desserts and being directed by the great detective to contribute a lot of brain power, looking at the time, Dazai once again bid farewell.

When he was going back, he walked quickly, and when he passed the Sanzu River, Odasaku was no longer there, guessing where he might be, Dazai raised his foot and was ready to go to the recording class to have a look.

At this moment, the arrogant sound of a motorcycle engine roaring came from above his head.

I saw a huge cat riding a huge Harley motorcycle with a sidecar and a sidecar full of dead people with gray faces passing overhead.

The big cat is called the train, and it is the female demon cat responsible for taking in and transporting the dead who have committed too many evils and are designated as "sent to hell immediately without a judge".

Next to Big Mao Mao's big motorcycle, there is a pink and purple Harley motorcycle that is too petite against the giant motorcycle next to it, and it is full of red light. The person on the car is also an acquaintance.

Dazai put his hands around his mouth, took a deep breath and shouted loudly, "Hey ↑ Hi ↑ Yi ↓, Zhong ↑ Ya ↓ ~ Today is as small as usual~"

"Ah? Bastard Dazai, what are you talking about!" The magnetic subwoofer resounded through the air, allowing the dead underground to hear clearly, "Why did you come here without being summoned by the ghost lamp? You will be punished twice for being lazy. !"

"What did you say?" Dazai made a gesture of listening attentively, and put his hands next to his ears at the same time, "The voice is too low for me to hear, is it because he is too small so he can't speak well?"

"You bastard! Are you courting death!!!"

As he said that, Chuya Zhongya's car was headed down, and he was about to teach someone a lesson.

Seeing this, Dazai pointed his index finger at him and twisted his body exaggeratedly, "Ah, it's not allowed to leave your post at will, Chuya, but you will be punished twice for being lazy!"

Didn't you hear what he said, you bastard!

There were several veins on Chuya's forehead, but looking at the big cat who was waiting and tilting his head to look at him, he was finally defeated by his sense of responsibility, and only said "you wait for me", Returned to work quickly.

Dazai stuck out his tongue at the back of Nakaya who was speeding past, and left here under the eyes of all the jailers around him saying "you are so bold".

The Recording Section is the department responsible for recording all human actions from birth to death as evidence for posthumous judges.

Affiliated to the Hades Hall, the motto is "do things steadily", so impatience and whim are prohibited, and in order to pursue the correct record in the world, so the pursuit of the correct personality is very important during the interview.

The jailers here must re-write the scribbled notes of the born gods.This is to clarify their responsibilities and to prevent business delays caused by computer failures. Therefore, the jailers are required to produce a large number of correct documents, which creates great mental pressure on them. It also causes the jailers to sometimes go crazy. Seeing such a situation Therefore, the ghost lamp decided to set up an infirmary and a psychological counseling department.

Because the personal ability is too outstanding, it perfectly matches the recording class, so he was assigned to work here as soon as he arrived in Hell. That's right, this person is Ango Sakaguchi.

Fortunately, Mori Ogai died earlier than him, and he was used by the ghost lamp very smoothly, so he was not transferred to the assistant of the ghost lamp, but the work in the recording class did not seem to be much better, so I don't know whether it is luck or Unlucky.

But what is certain is that no matter where he goes, the identity of a social animal is still tightly held to him.

Seeing that the hairline is getting higher day by day, but there is no way to die suddenly.

It is said that Ango, who drank too much one day, complained like this: Since the dead will not die again, and the damage received will slowly recover, why will the dead hair follicles not recover again?Why?Are you engaging in recovery discrimination?Look down on hair follicles? ! !

At that time, Mori Ogai who was passing by heard the words and gave a big thumbs up.

Dazai Maomao Shousong stood at the door of the recording class, looked inside, and waved quickly when he saw someone.

Ango Sakaguchi, who was still writing slowly at first, saw him pause, and then speeded up his writing, working with both hands, and completed today's task in a short while.

The workload that would have taken two hours according to the time was abruptly compressed into 10 minutes.

Of course, this kind of super god speed can't last, otherwise he can't keep it even if he becomes a human being.

As a worker, proper fishing is the best way to protect yourself~

Otherwise, look at the class leader of the recording class, the poor hair follicles have left him long ago, shining brighter than his former boss who also worked in the recording class.

Dazai dragged Sakaguchi Ango to the Lupin Bar, and walked down the long underground stairs, at the end of the stairs there was indeed Oda Sakunosuke sitting.

"Yo, you are here." The dark red-haired youth raised his glass to signal.

"Sure enough, it's here, Odasaku." Dazai quickly came to sit next to him, and said to his old acquaintance boss, "Boss, have a cup of detergent~"

The boss who came to Hell and still went back to his old job calmly wiped his wine glass, "Nothing."

Disappointed, Dazai turned his chair around, and then said enthusiastically, "Then have a cocktail whose base wine is detergent~"

The boss continued to respond calmly, "Not this one either."

Ango Sakaguchi, who was one step behind, sat down at this time, pushed his glasses and said, "Have you not played enough? This game, let the boss go."

"Ango is too much!" Dazai puffed up his cheeks, "How can this be a game, this is my life's pursuit!"

"Dazai-kun, I'm already very tired, I really don't want to complain..." Ango Sakaguchi said weakly, and looked at the boss again, "It's the same as usual."

Soon, the wine glasses ordered by the two were on the same level.

Sakaguchi Ango sucked a few mouthfuls, a blush gradually spread on his face.

That's weird, it's obvious that his drinking capacity is more than that.

But looking at the picture of the familiar friends talking and laughing happily on the right, the glasses who have come to hell and still work hard pushed the glasses with a smile.

We really meet again in hell, Mr. Kunlun, did you already foresee the scene at that time?

If so, he is really a terrible man.

However, for him, he is indeed a man worthy of thanks.

No matter from which point of view.

Ango Sakaguchi raised his wine glass high, and Dazai propped his head to look sideways at him, "Cheers for what?"

An Wu, who is not drunk and everyone is drunk, laughed softly, "For friendship!"

Dazai said with some distaste, "Hey, Ango, you are so disgusting!"

Oda Sakunosuke on the far right raised his glass and said calmly, "Well, isn't this very good."

Dazai shrugged, "I really can't help you~"

"For friendship!" X3

With a jingle, the wine glasses collided, and time seemed to freeze.

In the early hours of the morning, the party is over.

Dazai walked slowly towards home.

Suddenly, he stopped in his tracks.

There was a smile on his face that he didn't even notice.

"Didn't you just come back?" He rang out in the air with a slightly drunken soft voice, inexplicably sweet.

Kun Lun, who pushed the flower planters to stay with countless beasts, laughed softly, "Ah, after all, he has a family, so it's not good to stay away at night."

He opened his arms and welcomed someone into his arms.

Someone whispered in his ear.

Kunlun didn't hear clearly, "Little drunkard, what are you talking about?"

"I'm so happy, isn't it too extravagant?" Dazai's voice was a little louder, but it was also vague enough. If Kunlun hadn't focused enough, he might not be able to hear clearly.

Dazai hangs on Kunlun's body, inexplicably feeling a little out of strength, just now he felt that he was fine to go home alone, and declined Odasaku's delivery, but now he feels that he must be so drunk that he can't even stand up.

Even after many years, sometimes he still feels inexplicable fear, fearing that this overly sweet happiness is his dream, fearing that everything within his reach is a phantom, whether he will wake up, and he will still be the one in the dark. No one can hear the child walking alone in the abyss, no one can pull him out of the abyss, he can only sink deeper and deeper in the darkness, and finally walk to the end alone...

Kunlun picked him up like a child, and patted Dazai on the back as he walked, "What nonsense, you can be more greedy, my Aji is so beautiful, even if you hold all the beauty of the universe in front of you, it won't matter." Too much!"

I don't know where it hit Dazai's laugh, he giggled in Kunlun's arms for a long time.

Finally, under Kunlun's helpless expression, he continued intermittently, "If Ango were to complain about what you just said, he would definitely say: Kunlun-kun, your filter for Dazai-kun is so thick that even the destruction of the world can't break it , hahahahahaha~"

Kunlun didn't reply, but lightly bumped the drunkard with his head, and walked home steadily step by step.

Whether you are in hell or heaven, wherever you exist, it is called "home".

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The author has something to say:

Second update~

There is another chapter ahead, remember to read it.

Thank you for your company. This article, which has been updated for nearly two years, is finally over. To be honest, without you, I would not be here. ,

I also thank myself. I still remember the first time that Zhongye appeared. I have no idea how to develop the following article. This article is almost coming to an end. After staying up for several nights and writing countless documents, I finally stumbled and continued. As we walked on, many things happened along the way, including two-dimensional and three-dimensional things, and in the end it was consummated and ended today.

The happy life of Kunlun and Dazai is still going on in a place we can't see. I won't record it this time. Although I am very sad, let's stop here~

Very happy, really happy, I hope that the treasures here will not leave, and we will continue to accompany each other in the second article~

The copy of the second article is here——

I crashed Butei Jae into the Beast line after the jump

A girl with mysterious amnesia who jumped off a building and knocked innocent Buteizai into the world of the Beast line.

Due to the existence of Zai, the leader of the homotopy, Taken Zai, who had a foreign household registration, had no choice but to become a fluffy.

Fortunately, one person and one slaughter were picked up by a kind-hearted man Odasaku passing by, and the girl was adopted by Odasaku. From then on, a warm family of three (crossed out) and a warm happy life of two people and one pet began.

A passing leader Zai (rubbing his hands): I am here to join this family!

Fluffy with a certain bandage (super disgusted): Go away, go away, I'm enough to kill you here!

Read the guide:

1. This is a story about saving the world.

2. Narrated from the perspective of the heroine, Bandage Fluffy is her own plug-in and pet.

3. CP heroine x leader Zai, Wu Zhenzai is a family relationship.

4. For a happy ending, the author can only write sweet articles.

5. Shan Wenye, there may be some items from other worlds.

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