Dazai climbed Mount Kongtong overnight

["Bungo Stray Dogs" is a strategy-oriented holographic online game for Tanmei. Once it was released, it became very popular. Countless players marveled at the many handsome guys in it, the exciting plot, and the high production quality.

One of the characters broke through the siege unstoppably, and became popular in the circle in a very short time, becoming the target that countless players most want to attack.

His handsome appearance fascinates thousands of women, his interesting personality who regards suicide as a hobby, his melancholic and gentle sand sculpture, his indifferent and dark complex temperament, and his mysterious experience of being the youngest cadre of the port mafia and defecting to an armed detective agency. From the minds of aliens or people with a script in hand, to the special abilities that can eliminate other people's abilities, to the complexity of interpersonal relationships that occupy most of the Danmei CP... All these make his popularity rise wildly, attracting more and more people. more players.

That is the Kanbanro of the game "Bungo Stray Dogs", a man named Osamu Dazai. 】

And that kanban man is holding a book with a dull face at the moment, and what is written in the book is the above paragraph.

The title of the book is "Holographic Game: Mr. Dazai Doesn't Want to Be Captured".

Osamu Dazai read it over and over again, and he could only see two large characters [ridiculous] between the lines in the book.

What's even more absurd is that this BL novel starring him has become a reality.

An hour ago, the game server was launched, and the novel was also updated.

That is to say, now tens of thousands of players have frantically poured into the game, and both men and women will create male game characters to attack him as a man.

Because it's a porn game.

And countless readers of the same humanities are also waiting for the author to write a specific development, excitedly fantasizing about his love relationship with other men.

Because this is a BL fanfiction.

Focus on: Tanmei!Gay! ! gay! ! !

And Osamu Dazai, who has been very popular with women since he was a child, of course likes women, even if he dies for love, he will only find beautiful women.

But!Now this world! !Everyone wants to gay him! ! !

The goosebumps on Osamu Dazai's body instantly stood up, and Hanmao also began to scream.

The door to the terrifying new world is slowly opening to him...

The young man with black hair and kite eyes raised his head and looked around vigilantly. After confirming his safety, he ran away without a trace.

There was only a vague afterimage left in place. I had already quickly found a clean box in the paper house where the homeless gathered under the bridge.

"Phew, it's safe for now." Osamu Dazai sighed, feeling that he was not so scared and nervous when he was performing the most dangerous mission.

The "book" held by Osamu Dazai made a sound in his mind that only he could hear.

[Dazai, you really looked like a cat just now, if it is written into a novel for readers to see, everyone will definitely scream and say that Dazai cat is so cute.If this fanfic is popular enough, it will even be drawn into a manga or emoticon pack by the painter's wife. ]

The tone of the self-proclaimed "book" of the system is full of joy: [You also know that the world is now controlled by incomplete three-dimensional BL fanfiction scripts.So if enough readers have a strong desire to shape you with cats, maybe one day you wake up in the morning and suddenly find yourself with a pair of cat ears and a cat tail, or even temporarily become a cat, and then you can develop some Exciting BL plot, hehehe...]

Osamu Dazai's expression split instantly: [Wait?Wait a moment?I don't understand?Why?You go to someone else, okay?I really don't like men! ]

This "book" may have been influenced by the countless [-]D-invaded fandoms recorded in it. It is completely different from the "books" in other parallel worlds. It is a rather unscrupulous and troublesome love brain. Other men have a beautiful love affair.

This is simply worse, making his miserable life of being a man even more miserable.

The system was amused by his terrified expression: [Hahaha why did you react bigger than before?You quickly accepted even the experiences of Osamu Dazai in the parallel world before, why can't you even accept the mere fandom world? ]

Osamu Dazai covered his face and revealed a mask of pain: [Other parallel worlds are normal worlds, right?But the world I'm in now is a BL fandom world with me as the main character!The copywriting will look super OOC!Who knows what will happen to the people I used to know?very scary! ]

System: [Ahem, it's actually not that serious. As long as you finish the novel's plot according to the script and increase the popularity as much as possible, the world will return to its original normal world. ]

Osamu Dazai still refused to accept it: [How can I, a beautiful man who has fascinated thousands of women, be drawn to form a cp with a group of stinky men? ! ]

System: [...Although it is true, if you say it yourself, won't you feel a little bit ashamed? ]

Osamu Dazai put his hands on his hips and brushed his hair: [Hmph, of course not. ]

System: [That's good, actually it's not a big problem, in the future you will not only fascinate thousands of women, but also fascinate thousands of men!Are you happy?Surprised or not?Is it surprising? ]

Osamu Dazai flashed to the waist immediately.

Osamu Dazai's eyes lost their highlight.

Expressionlessly, he threw the book in his hand into the opposite river.

The book disappeared in mid-air, and in the next second it hit him on the head again like the first encounter before.

Osamu Dazai was hit hard again and fell to the ground.

This terrible thing started an hour ago.

It was an ordinary afternoon, and everything was the same as usual.

The 18-year-old Osamu Dazai was wearing a black suit representing the port mafia. After avoiding the pursuit of the irascible dwarf, he hummed and walked on the way to the Lupin bar, thinking about what he would complain about Oda Saku and Ango today. pile of things.

Then, suddenly, the world fell apart.

At that moment, the world split apart like a frozen photo, and the whole world stood still, only Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes in shock.

Then, he was hit on the head by a book that fell from the sky and passed out.

Half an hour has passed after waking up, and the world seems to have returned to normal, but in fact it has completely changed.

The most obvious is the timeline, where the 18-year-old Hei Shizai in a black suit suddenly becomes the 22-year-old Buteizai in a sand-colored trench coat.

For the next half hour, Osamu Dazai was bombarded with messages from the "Book".

For example, he knows the truth of the world, and he is actually a character in a comic called "Bungo Stray Dogs".

Osamu Dazai: Wow, it's still a super popular character, as expected of me!

For example, he learned the secret of the "book" and read the experiences of Osamu Dazai in all other parallel worlds.

Osamu Dazai: ... Isn't there a better ending? ? ? ?

Another example, because of an accident, their world collided with the third dimension, and the world was destroyed!

Osamu Dazai slowly put out a question mark:?

But it doesn't matter, the clever and witty "Book" quickly found a way to rescue him.

In order to buy enough time to repair the cracks in the world, in order to restore the world invaded by the three-dimensional BL fan culture to normal.

He, Dazai Osamu, was chosen as the spokesperson of the world's cornerstone "Book", and he has to carry the last hope of the world to save the world!

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai frowned, but his smile was dark and cold: "What gave you the illusion that I would obediently work hard to save the world? Do I look like a serious and responsible good person?"

Osamu Dazai who suddenly changed his face did not scare the system.

The system is clear about all the experiences of Osamu Dazai, and knows what Osamu Dazai said, what he really thought in his heart, the emotions shown on his face, and the feelings he actually produced...all may not be true, but they may not necessarily be false either. It's hard to tell the real from the fake, maybe even he himself has been fooled.

But the system is absolutely confident to guarantee one thing, that is, Osamu Dazai will not really let the world be destroyed. It should be noted that he will destroy himself after arranging everything.

So it didn't change its tone, and continued to explain the current situation to Osamu Dazai.

[In other words, our original world has been destroyed, and the world we are in now is an illusory world rebuilt on the "book" by borrowing the power of the three-dimensional.But the souls of all the people inside are actually the real real people you are familiar with, but except you, they will not have real memories and will be controlled by the script. ]

[Only you can save the world, Dazai, as long as you complete the play according to the script, complete this novel, and increase the popularity of this novel in the third dimension as much as possible, our original world can be repaired faster. ]

[The name of the Danmei fanfiction book we are in now is "Holographic Online Game: Mr. Dazai Doesn't Want to Be Raided". Although it is a heartthrob setting, it is a sand sculpture type without CP!So you don't have to be afraid, you won't really be forced to fall in love with a man. ]

[This is a novel that has received a very high collection before it was published, so as long as you don't make trouble, our task will not be difficult.According to the copywriting, "Bungo Stray Dogs" is set as a holographic online game in this world, and Dazai you are the Kanbanro game character that everyone in the game most wants to conquer, but no one can.I think this should be no problem for you. ]

[I have full confidence in you!You can do it for sure!Dazai! ]

The chicken soup and incentives of the [-]-character system are omitted here, after all, they have no effect on Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai took down the "book" that hit him on the head and opened it again, and found that Chapter 1 had not been updated except for the copywriting, and it was unclear how the author would develop the plot.

But even if the author doesn't update, the world is already running.

For example, he just learned through his own means that a large number of supernatural beings suddenly appeared in Yokohama, all aspects are weird but no abnormality can be found for the time being.

Their actions are particularly weird, as if everyone is a love brain, they will go up to strike up a conversation when they see people, their attitudes are frivolous and their acting skills are exaggerated.

They are also not afraid of death, flocking to the detective agency to apply for jobs, stuffing love letters on Dazai Osamu's desk and giving gifts, talking nonsense in front of Edogawa Ranpo, and many even went to the port mafia to molested Ryunosuke Akutagawa and Chuya Nakahara looked happy when they were killed.

The most important thing is that only for these people, resurrection from the dead seems to be a matter of course, and no one is surprised.

This is the player.

Osamu Dazai hung up Kunikida Doppo's 20th missed call, lost in thought.

Although the 2.5-dimensional players are indeed a headache, the most important thing is the will of the author of the 3-dimensional book and the inclination of the readers, which is the core that determines his actions and plans in the 2-dimensional.

He still needs to wait a little longer, and needs to collect more intelligence to better face this terrifying world.

So, let him stay quietly in the cardboard box for the time being.

This is definitely not because he wants to escape the pursuit of those crazy gay men, nor is he worried about being chased all over the street by a group of gays who are not afraid of death, nor is he afraid of facing an acquaintance who is controlled by a danmei fan script and suddenly confesses to him.

Osamu Dazai's eyes lost their brilliance: [Ah... By the way, you are clearly a "book", why do you keep calling yourself a system? ]

The system let out a weird laugh: [Because the system feels very special, right?Compared with the "book" and the owner, the connection between the system and the host is closer and unique, hehehe~]

Osamu Dazai's expression froze: "?"

Osamu Dazai turned pale with shock: [Even you want to gay me? ! ]

The system twisted and explained: [I don't have a gender anymore... Actually, it's because I suddenly thought of a way. In order to prevent you from jumping off the building and committing suicide like the leader next door, I decided to find you a partner, so that you have a reason to live. ]

Osamu Dazai immediately retorted: [No, no, if I have someone I like, I will definitely die in love with him. ]

The system ignored him: [If you can't be completely honest with other people, then I who know everything about you!An exclusive system that is inseparable and belongs only to you!You can also die for the world! ]

Osamu Dazai: [...Ah, I really want to die, if this is the case, then let's die for love now. ]

system:[? ]

Osamu Dazai climbed out of the cardboard box expressionlessly, walked quickly to the river, and jumped without hesitation.

Bye now!This horrible world where everyone wants to be gay! ! !