Dazai climbed Mount Kongtong overnight

Chapter 2 focuses on the player's perspective, describing the game situation and forum discussions, especially the two players who met Osamu Dazai, all described from the first perspective, with a very detailed description of the psychological process.

Osamu Dazai was very satisfied after watching it, and it completely achieved the effect he wanted.

However, those two people's posts on the forum caused such a big reaction and discussion, and even caused countless players to spontaneously form the [Dazai Osamu Protection Association] outside the [Dazai Osamu Support Group]... The extreme and crazy behavior of some players led to their own Mental problems have also attracted widespread attention from the outside world. In the end, the official gave a warning and then updated the game... This series is a surprise.

But when he saw the last part, Osamu Dazai's smile froze instantly, and then quickly split.

[Because the game was temporarily closed due to a sudden update, countless excited players frantically flocked to the forum to continue venting their passion.

In addition to the posts discussing the previous issues, there is another post that is quite popular.

#Let's talk about the cps of Dazai, that sinful man#

0L: As we all know, there are tens of millions of Wenye CPs, and Osamu Dazai accounts for half of them.

And this holographic game is a brand new game that will bring a brand new plot and a brand new cp sugar knife. Come and discuss what kind of cp development you want to see!

No quarreling, respect xp, let a hundred flowers bloom, and discuss harmoniously~

1L: The word "men" is very spiritual hahaha!

2L: xp let a hundred flowers bloom hahaha grass!

3L: I'll come first!Of course it was slaughtered!Love him and let him suffer!

4L: Zai Gong refuses to accept and goes to battle!I kill such an attack!Of course it was all slaughtered!

5L: I will eat any cp, as long as it is Zaizhong, so I am so happy hehehe, omnivores have nothing to fear!

4L: I'm not sleepy when you mention this!First put a my xp here:

Survivor!The widow's humanities are delicious!Plus the heartthrob element: this is Mr. Mori's good boy Zai, who was once sent by Mori to his ancestors to help Mori rise to the top, and then he was Mori's lover and was used by Mori to win over Zhongya. The Akutagawa who was brought back by Zai also deeply Deeply infatuated with him, Zhi Antai has a faint affection for each other but no real relationship.

Then there is the death of Zhi Zhi and the defection of An, and you can also add children, double stars or ABO!At the beginning of the main story, Tun, who fell in love at first sight under the setting sun, and the respected seniors of the detective agency, Luanbu, the hard-working partner, all have jealousy for the person in Zai's heart, and then Hong Kong comes out to snatch the child!What should I do? I want Chuya to be my father...

5L: Grass, the script upstairs is too complete, but it’s impossible to see it in the game, right?It's just a simple fan, let's think about the real plot that we may see in the game!This is exciting!Rather than going to attack Dazai, I want to match up and see his friendship with other men hehehe (the corners of the mouth are crazily raised to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun)

6L: xp... think about it, for example, if there are tentacles in the river, the bandages will become spirits.

Let's be realistic... someone's culinary skill is to make the most delicious crab meat dish in the world.

7L: Good bandage!

"Mr. Dazai has been curled up on the sofa trembling since the beginning, and his face is so red. Is he sick? It's really worrying."

8L: Niuwa's three brain holes are so boring!It's going to be sour!It's going to be sour!

9L: I want to see Anzhi's big triangle! !Want to see Shura field! ! !

10L: When it comes to XP, of course it is ABO!Hair / love / period or something!Hey hey hey (twisted into a twist)

11L: Double black!Of course it's double black! !Double Black Saigao! ! !

"I am your biggest trump card, you are my only salvation" What a blast!This pair is simply an official kowtow!

12L: Tuotai!Tuotai!These two people really match each other!I really like to see them line up in the same frame!There is also the thrill of being blackened by accident. Isn't the script of rivals falling in love and killing each other bad? !

13L: Akutagawa! ! !I vote for Akutagawa!Whoever dares to attack Dazai will definitely be cut into pieces by Akutagawa! ! !

14L: Then I vote for Mr. Mori!The story of the betrayal of the mentor and the adoptive father is complete!Hehehe I love the mature and bad old man, I always feel that he will be scumbag and small black house (bushi)

15L: Grass!Don't I have a face to face? !On the little tiger cat!Mr. Dazai is so kind and gentle to you, it is very rare! ! !

16L: Ranpo, who often brags with Dazai Commercial, must have a place, and I have never seen them brag about anyone like that!Butei dual scripts are invincible in the world!And the way they get along is really cute!

17L: Kunikida is also very fragrant! "On Those Years, Me and My Wronged Colleague" Hahahaha——

18L: Ango... Let's forget about Ango, there is no nightlife for social animals, and his lover is working, right?

19L: Hahahaha upstairs is too much!An Wu is so miserable!

……

9902L Landlord: Stop arguing, stop arguing, it turned out to be a good fight, if you have the skills, go to the game to match up the cp you knocked out successfully!Otherwise, we are all knocking out of thin air!What is there to be arrogant about!

9903L: Just go!You wait!I will definitely prove that Double Black is real!

9904L: Akuta is the real one! !Then prove it! ! !

9905L: Damn, you guys won't join the Port Mafia camp just because of this, will you?I heard that there are a few outstanding and strange players over there who have been suspected and taken to the interrogation room. If they hadn't gone offline in time, they would almost have mental problems!The officials told us to think twice before joining the faction!

9906L: I am fearless for my cp!I will prove that Senta is real! ! !

9907L: Dumbledore shakes his head.jpg, this group of people is hopeless, light the wax.

(The above part is taken from the comment area)]

Osamu Dazai after watching: "..."

Osamu Dazai's pupils trembled, and his expression had changed into that of the world famous painting "The Scream".

It should be me who should be waxed, right? ! ! !

The system frantically slapped the table with a smile after reading his expression, and joined in the fun and asked him generously: [Dazai Dazai, let me interview you, how do you feel after watching the CP status of these fans knocking you and other men?Is this more exciting than those players wanting to attack you? ]

Dazai leaned on the wall and said weakly: [To be honest, I felt like I was dying, and I wanted to vomit. ]

[Ha ha ha ha!I think they are serious. Next, you will have to face this group of people who are trying their best to match you and other men to pull the red line. ] The system sighs, [Let me tell you, the power of knocking CP is terrifying, don't underestimate them. ]

Osamu Dazai really realized the seriousness of the matter.

He decided to have a comprehensive and detailed understanding of the situation of Tanmei and Fanwen. Only by knowing ourselves and the enemy can we win every battle.

[Then you don’t need to buy other doujinshi to read, my “book” here contains a lot of Tanmei doujin written about you in three dimensions, there are all types, but it’s complete, do you want to read it? ] The system let out a weird laugh.

Osamu Dazai's intuition was wrong, but he still agreed.

[For your psychological consideration, I will show you a few less OOC and bloody ones first, and then I will gradually show you the types that even ordinary female doujinshi would scream daba when they see it. ] The system kindly opened the door to the "book" and the new world for him.

Then, Osamu Dazai began to read the Danbi doujinshi recorded in the "book", while digging his toes in embarrassment, rolling all over the bed in shock, and terrified to drop the book when he saw something exciting, and then walked around the room Keep screaming.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't know who this is! Osamu Dazai!!!”

"Don't show me the detailed description of doi directly, help me, block me completely, I don't want to watch such horrible things, it's still too early for me ahhhh!!!"

"What kind of horrible setting is this! Help, I really can't stand it anymore! I'm going to die, I'm going to die, let me leave this world immediately, right now—"

Osamu Dazai was so embarrassed that after reading a book, he picked out a house with his toes, and finally directly picked out the whole Yokohama.

Although he yelled so badly, he quickly looked through almost all the types, collected the information inside with a face of horror and pain, guessed the similar scenes he might encounter in the future, and how to make corresponding measures to escape safely. .

Compared to being tortured mentally and in fantasies now, it is better than being persecuted physically and in real life later.

Ah, I'm really desperate just thinking about it.

Dazai Climbed Kongtong Mountain Overnight.jpg

The system almost died of laughter, and finally said: [Dazai, have you heard such a sentence? ]

Osamu Dazai was vigilant: [What? ]

The system said: [Kongtong is a deep cabinet. ]

Dazai: […]

Ah ah ah ah why would I, a straight man, understand in seconds that I'm dirty and what nonsense this is? ! !

After a night of torment, Osamu Dazai was completely late for work today, and he was late for a long time. It was almost noon when he was weak enough to push open the door of the Armed Detective Agency.

Although this was not a strange thing, Kunikida Doppo yelled at him as soon as he entered the door.

Atsushi Nakajima covered his face.

Mr. Kunikida, he was clearly whispering that today is Dazai's birthday, at least he will not talk about him today, but when he turned around and saw Mr. Dazai, he exploded immediately.

But this can't be blamed on Mr. Kunikida, after all, the current situation of the detective agency is really challenging the nerves.

June 6th is Osamu Dazai's birthday. Players also know this. After the game was updated and the server was restarted, they immediately began to prepare birthday gifts for him.

So more gifts were sent to Osamu Dazai's desk today, almost drowning the detective agency.

"Didn't they all say that they would not accept gifts or love letters? It seems that just talking about it is not enough..." Osamu Dazai looked very distressed.

He doesn't like birthdays, and he hates being celebrated for him even more.

Another person came last night, not Atsushi Nakajima, who is not good at dealing with the natural type of straight ball, or there is no "book" to help the flames at the critical moment, he has already run away cursing, maybe he will retaliate mischievously later Take action and scare others so that they never dare to treat themselves like this again.

But faced with such a huge amount of gifts, even Osamu Dazai began to worry about how to deal with them.

Absolutely can't accept it properly, otherwise it will be completely over once it starts.

It's best to make those players hurt and sad to the point where they don't like him anymore, let alone continue to send gifts and love letters and come to attack him.

That's right!He is best at facing malice and indifference! !Don't suddenly engage in a kind and enthusiastic raid! ! !

——But throwing everything away seems a little too much, and everyone in the detective agency will definitely object and reprimand.

It is also more troublesome to recycle and give to others, because it is not sure whether the gifts given by those players will have any unexpected troublesome effects, and it is not ruled out that there will be some kind of crazy fans causing trouble.

Just as Osamu Dazai was lying on the pile of gifts on the original desk, the door of the detective agency was pushed open again.

"Well, hello, may I ask if the detective agency is still accepting commissions?" The strange man asked cautiously.

Osamu Dazai squirmed like a cat and poked his head out to look. The man at the door had messy long black hair, bangs covering his eyes and wearing big black-rimmed glasses. His movements were awkward and he felt like he could find him at any time. He sneaked in through a crack in the ground, and he was a very timid and introverted otaku at a glance.

Even based on his micro-expressions and small movements, it can be determined that there is actually a shy girl under his shell.

If it wasn't for the big [Strawberry Milk] name on the opponent's head, Dazai Osamu would not have believed that this was the first brave player who ran over immediately after he appeared.

What's even more amazing is that there is no huge heart on top of his head that appeared after the game was updated.

According to Osamu Dazai's observation and research all morning, the big red love heart that suddenly popped out of the person's head probably represented that the owner at that time had an uncontrollable and obvious love for him, which was so strong that he wanted to confess his love immediately and even put it away. From the subsequent marriage to the selection of the cemetery together, I have thought about my love.

He experimented with several players, as long as the player is inclined towards Osamu Dazai, the terrifying red love heart will pop out of his head the moment he sees him, and the one who is too excited will even spin and jump to be careful. He was terrified and ran away.

But now this man, according to his calculations, should have overcome many obstacles and won a fight with other players in all aspects to be the representative player. It is a little surprising that he would have such a personality.

Kunikida Doppo very reliably invited the person in to sit in the reception area, and patiently asked him what he wanted to entrust.

The other people who were still in the detective agency surrounded him curiously, and Osamu Dazai squeezed to the man's side, and found that he was a little nervous and scared, so he was immediately happy, and wanted to get closer to see his reaction.

"Dazai!" Kunikida Doppo's forehead was throbbing with veins, and he grabbed his collar and pulled him to his side to punish him, "Don't threaten the guests! It's too rude!"

Osamu Dazai smiled and raised his hands to surrender to Kunikida Doppo, but out of the corner of his eyes, he noticed that the man on the opposite side suddenly became excited, even his pale face turned red, his glasses were almost so excited that they reflected light, and the hands obediently placed on his knees were even more so. He clenched his fist.

Osamu Dazai: "?"

This guy!Could this guy be...

Osamu Dazai immediately pushed away Kunikida Doppo who was still holding him as if he had been shocked by an electric shock, and stood at the end of the group of people with an obedient and serious attitude that he had never seen before, expressing that he would obediently obey the command if he stopped making trouble.

"What is that guy going crazy again?" Kunikida Doppo frowned, then sighed helplessly and said to the guest: "Sorry, please don't pay attention to him, he has always been that kind of person, in fact, his nature is not bad, please don't be afraid."

"Yeah!" The man nodded vigorously, he seemed even more excited for some reason, and the corners of his mouth raised wildly uncontrollably.

Osamu Dazai covered his face in the back, sure, this guy is from the CP school.

"I'm back—" the door was opened again, and the famous soul detective of the detective agency walked in unhappy, and shouted angrily: "Really! I knew that many famous snacks today would be sold out quickly, so I just bought them." I left early! But I still didn’t buy it due to various accidents, ahhh I’m so angry!”

Soon, he saw Dazai who was the closest, and his squinted eyes widened in an instant, with sparkling green eyes.

"Oh! It's Dazai, I remembered, there must be a lot of snacks in the gift I gave you, right? It's no problem if I help you eat all of them!" He happily threw himself in front of Dazai Osamu.

"Yes, yes, but, Mr. Ranpo, you..."

Osamu Dazai leaned back slightly, his pupils trembled, and he almost lost his language function.

but!Mr. Ranpo? !What's that big red heart bouncing around your head? ? ?