The days of living together with Xiao Yan

Bustling neighborhood with bars everywhere.Countless bars have been shut down silently, and countless bars have risen quietly.

Seeing a bar called "Blue Dream" that he had never seen before, Tudou raised his eyebrows slightly.The blue and white signboard and the non-glare neon lights look inexplicably pleasing to the eye.Unlike the suggestive exterior decoration and chaotic interior furnishings of ordinary bars, through the huge glass windows, the potatoes can be seen inside, which is as refreshing as the outside.

Tudou knew that the company that did business before this was shut down because of drug involvement.If Xiao Yan went into a bar casually and let Xiao Yan see something bad, Tudou would feel very sorry for him.The places that have been inspected before are usually more strictly controlled. Since they dare to open a business here, if the background is not particularly strong, then the business project is very simple.

Thinking of this, Tudou felt relieved, pointed at the shop's signboard, and said to Xiao Yan: "I've never been to this shop before, let's go in and have a look together."

Meeting Xiao Yan's questioning gaze, Tudou paused, and finally explained: "A bar is a place to drink. Alcohol is a kind of drink. If you drink too much, you can easily get drunk and feel dizzy, but it doesn't do much harm to your body. "

"Oh." Xiao Yan nodded clearly.

It really is a very healthy bar.When Tudou saw the promotional poster with the words "Caring for comrades' health and cherishing a better life" posted on the signboard by the door, as well as the measures for AIDS prevention, he thought happily.

Ordinary bars, how can they remind customers to pay attention to their health? They just want them to get drunk in the bar. As for how much damage it will do to the body, it is not within the bar operator's consideration.

When entering the door, the security guard once again showed the two colorful posters printed with the words "Caring for comrades, protecting health", and asked them seriously whether they accepted the promotional content in the poster.

Xiao Yan didn't understand why he was asked if he was willing to "protect his health", but Tudou knew it well.

These days, the promiscuity of men and women without condoms in the bar box and the sharing of drug needles are too serious.In fact, this is not only the unilateral responsibility of the government. All bars should also take action to refuse promiscuity and drugs!

Bars all over the country should learn from this bar. Caring for comrades and protecting health starts with me!As long as everyone contributes a little love, the world will become a beautiful spring for comrades!

Going inside, I saw rows of brightly dressed people sitting on the seats, no different from other bars, but the strange thing is that Tudou feels that the atmosphere is inexplicably a little bit wrong.Did someone fight here just now?Potato thinks so.

With the thought of not causing trouble at will, he dragged Xiao Yan to a corner and sat down.

The bar may not be overcrowded because it has just opened.This is what potatoes can't wait for.Soon, a waiter about 20 years old with heavy makeup came over and asked the two to order something.

Xiao Yan looked at Tudou.He had no idea what to drink in the bar.

"How much is a can of Coke?" Tudou looked at the interior decoration so well, he was a little worried, so he thought about it and tried to ask.

"25, sir."

Well, it's not very expensive.

"Want to listen?"

Tudou originally wanted to say no, but his eyes fell on Xiao Yan next to him, and he couldn't help but nodded.

Tudou has drank countless cola since he was a child, and he has long been tired of it, but this is the first time for Xiao Yan.Although Coke kills sperm... But, um, too much, let him drink it just once.Hey, what's the matter with Mr. Guan, who kills the sperm with cola?

"Anything else?"

Tudou glanced at Xiao Yan, "Five more bottles of beer and two Scotch brandies."

"Okay, please wait a moment." The waiter said, lowering his head to record on the paper.

Seeing the heavy makeup on the waiter's face, Tudou was a little puzzled, and asked casually, "Why do you wear such heavy makeup?"

The male waiter smiled, "Sir, you are joking, I will be performing dances on stage later, this kind of make-up is not too heavy." He said, he quietly glanced at Xiao Yan beside Tudou, and found that the latter did not Noticed myself and left disappointed.

Potato didn't notice the waiter's behavior.Performance?It's worth a look.The music in the bar was played very loudly, Tudou touched Xiao Yan with his elbow to get his attention back.

"What are you looking at?" Tudou said with a smile, "It's your first time to come to a bar, and you're not used to it, right?"

The dim light hit Xiao Yan's chiseled face, Xiao Yan pointed to a corner in the distance, "Over there... what are they doing?"

Potato looked in the direction of Xiao Yan's finger, and saw two overlapping human bodies in the shadows, faintly revealing white flesh.Could it be that a man and a woman are like this in public?

Potato's face suddenly turned black.In such a dignified place, after all, there are still corners where bacteria grow!

With a light cough, Tudou said seriously: "To be honest, this kind of behavior is quite common in Chinese bars. Those people have no quality, so just leave them alone and treat them like air."

"More common?" Xiao Yan looked at Tudou as if he had seen a ghost, and finally there were some unsteady cracks on his usually calm face.

"Yeah, there's nothing you can do about it." Tudou shrugged with a wry smile, "However, in all fairness, it's not illegal to do that, as long as it's not too outrageous, at most it's considered indecent. After all, the people who come to the bar are all grown-ups." People, grown-ups, it’s really okay to see this.”

Xiao Yan still sized up and down Tudou with very strange eyes, and Tudou was so stared at that his whole body was hairy.Finally, Xiao Yan didn't turn his head until the male waiter brought the drinks he ordered.

Seeing Xiao Yan's reaction, Tudou felt a little funny.Isn't it just a man and a woman XXOO?If I remember correctly, he has written such scenes in Dou Po, such as with Medusa, and the child he had with Xun'er later.

Logically speaking, Xiao Yan should have seen all of these, why is it so strange?Moreover, the Douqi Continent does not necessarily have much better law and order than the earth. In the black triangle, there are many XXOO people on the street. There are still 3P and 4P in the grass.

What Tudou didn't know was that the two of them strayed into the legendary gay bar.When it was first opened, it caused an uproar in the city, and newspapers and local stations broadcast and discussed it one after another.Tudou doesn't go out all the year round, and writes without the Internet. Naturally, he doesn't know what happened recently.

As for what Xiao Yan saw, felt and felt unbelievable, Tudou actually thought too much, the two of them didn't have sex in public, they just caressed each other.It's just... the protagonists are two men.

With such a long distance, of course Tudou couldn't see clearly. Seeing Xiao Yan's huge reaction, he mistakenly thought it was a man and a woman doing it on the spot, which frightened him.But in fact, with Xiao Yan's eyesight, he can see places farther than that, so it is not difficult at all to distinguish whether the two people who are mixed together are men.

So, in Xiao Yan's ears, Tudou's explanation was automatically translated into: In bars, it's very common for men to get together. Everyone is an adult. Who didn't play when they were young?Hehe, you have to enjoy yourself to the fullest in life, we are all men, so don't talk too much, you understand.

Ok, let's get back to business.

Under Tudou's persuasion, Xiao Yan tasted the taste of Pepsi across the ocean.The bubbling thing really captured the taste buds of Xiao Yan, an outsider, right away.

The purpose of Tudou coming to the bar was naturally to get Xiao Yan drunk, and since it was still early, he thought it would be better not to start drinking so early.

Turning around, Tudou's eyes fell on the single table in front of him. There was a couple in couple outfits, with their backs to them, chatting hand in hand.After a while, the "woman" slowly put her head on the shoulder of the "man", which was very sweet.

Potato's eyes darkened.Although he is not a virgin, he has never talked about a real girlfriend.That kind of sweetness in love can't be given to him no matter if it's a woman with long legs and big breasts or a good-looking woman.

Suddenly, there was a commotion in the arena.After the person holding the bottle of fireworks passed by, the curtain on the stage slowly opened.

Tudou suddenly remembered that this was the performance mentioned by the waiter just now, and he couldn't help but feel a little hopeful.

A group of people in sequined tights and long hair flowed in a line and walked onto the stage in an orderly manner.From a distance, Tudou took a rough look, heh, the performers on stage were indeed beauties with heavy make-up, and they had long legs. As for the breasts, Tudou said he couldn't see clearly because they were too far away.

The sound of music is even louder.The atmosphere at the scene seemed to be ignited in an instant. Those who were single rushed to the stage, waved their arms and shouted at the people on the stage, and those who were accompanied hugged each other tightly.

Tudou looked at Xiao Yan with some embarrassment.It stands to reason that the two of them who are single should also go down to the stage to join in the fun, but with Xiao Yan's personality, that is basically not negotiable.So, the two sat in a very strange and awkward way in a very awkward way, looking at the stage from afar.

Those people who were frantically twisting their waists and lifting up the corners of their skirts from time to time saw Tudou excited, wishing they could leave Xiao Yan alone and rush over to take a closer look.Those high-pitched or gentle female voices teased him so much that he couldn't bear to live.

"You like those too?" Xiao Yan noticed the person beside him whose body was gradually warming up, and said coldly.

Potato was taken aback.Looking at Xiao Yan's serious expression of a Taoist guard, he couldn't believe his eyes.When did I write the protagonist in my pen as such an ascetic image?

Of course, Tudou didn't know that Xiao Yan saw through the men's disguises of the people on the stage at a glance. Looking at the madness of the people present, he found it unbelievable.The entire bar is full of men, and they still do things like that to each other... So it's normal on Earth?So you are not normal?

In order to confirm the guess in his heart, Xiao Yan was about to ask Tudou, but found that he was also hotly twisting his lower body on the high stool, and immediately felt that there was no need to explain anything.

So is it because you are behind the times?Xiao Yan sighed silently.He decided to adjust his wrong sexual orientation as soon as possible, so as not to be incompatible with the people on earth.