The days of living together with Xiao Yan

Originally, Tudou was very interested in watching the performance, but when he was disturbed by the upright Xiao Yan, he immediately withered, picked up a glass of beer, and drank silently.

Xiao Yan didn't know why Tudou suddenly became bored, but he didn't care, imitating the other party's example, and started drinking too.Xiao Yan, who was trying the beer for the first time, couldn't help frowning because of the ice-cold, slightly bitter beer.

The performance on the distant stage is also drawing to a close.Suddenly, a "beauty" with dyed red hair and scantily clad clothes took the microphone and shouted: "Everyone come with me, high~~ get up~~!"

Immediately, there was an uproar in the arena, and the bachelors around the stage echoed loudly, and the sweet couples sitting together also put down their wine glasses, pulled each other out of their seats, and walked to the dance floor.

In a matter of minutes, everyone left, only Tudou and Xiao Yan were the only ones who were still sitting there.

In a messy, huge but empty outfield, Tudou and Xiao Yan looked at each other.

"Hey, shall we...go?" Xiao Yan hesitated for a moment before asking.

Although he has not fully accepted the overly intimate physical contact between men, but if this is a custom on earth, Xiao Yan believes that he will be able to get used to it slowly.Besides, it was a little strange that Xiao Yan didn't resist so much when he thought that he would be dancing with Tudou.

Hearing Xiao Yan's proposal, Tudou lowered his head in shame, "I, I can't dance..."

This is a great shame.Tudou's cronies and dog friends often took Tudou and all kinds of beautiful girls to countless bars, but Tudou just couldn't dance, not at all.Over time, beautiful girls feel that Tudou is a boring person, and they don't have fun playing. As a result, many people who are not as good as Tudou have a fixed partner, but Tudou is still a person, with no leaves on his body.

Can't dance?Xiao Yan was speechless.In fact, as a time traveler, he naturally doesn't know how to dance on the earth. He originally wanted to let Tudou teach him by hand. If that's the case, let's forget it.

Perhaps because the atmosphere was too dull, Tudou slapped the table, "Come on, let's fight for a bar!"

"Scramble for wine?"

"Yes! You have a drink and I'll have a drink. Let's see who can last till the end!"

Xiao Yan looked at the few glasses of wine on the table and said with a smile: "These are too few."

Tudou stared, this alien actually looked down on me? Shit!

"Then, drink first!" Tudou waved his hand, "Not enough, I'll ask the waiter to serve some more glasses!" After saying that, Tudou raised his cup first and took a big gulp.

He drank it before he finished speaking, and Tudou choked hard. "Cough, cough, cough, cough!"

"Be careful, it's not a competition of speed, you drink slowly." Seeing Tuo Tuo's choking so that the eye circles were red and tears were streaming down, Xiao Yan couldn't help but persuaded.

Tudou raised his sleeves indifferently and wiped the tears from his face, rubbing his eyes even redder, "No, nothing! I'm fine—cough, cough cough—very good!"

Xiao Yan smiled wryly, his landlord really likes to be brave.But he didn't say anything else, picked up the glass, took a sip, and put it down.

Tudou glanced at Xiao Yan's cup, and immediately straightened.Damn, this guy, obviously drinking like a gentleman, but why did he drink so much all at once?This unscientific!

Thinking about it, Tudou became more and more unconvinced.He raised the cup, took a deep breath, and took another big gulp. His mouth was full and bulging, and it took a lot of effort to swallow it down.

Hmph, this time, let's see how you compare with me~~ Tudou thought proudly.

Then, Xiao Yan once again poked Tudou's self-esteem with small holes.

Xiao Yan's estimate was correct, and within a few strokes, he finished all the wine he ordered.

Tudou waved to the waiter standing in the distance, "Hey, ten more beers!"

The two waiters standing together looked at each other.

"Xiao Lin, that table is what you said before, the one with the handsome man?" A young boy with unbelievably fair skin pushed his colleague beside him.The little boy, like his colleagues, was wearing the bar hospitality uniform, white shirt, black vest and small leather shoes, but perhaps because he had put on more makeup than the others, the uniform on his body did not look like him at all. It's the waiter, more like the MB who picks up the customers.

"Ah, that's right. That man, I peeked in through his collar... Hiss~~ Absolutely!" Xiao Lin, who was the waiter who served Tudou and the others when he entered the door, quietly replied.

"How predictable? Did you see the bottom?" The little boy had a quiet face, but the words he said were not quiet at all, it was frightening to death, completely two extremes.

"Fuck, Xiaoke, you have really strong taste!" Even though he said that, Xiao Lin didn't mean to be surprised at all, obviously he was used to some behaviors of his colleague.

Sure enough, Xiao Ke laughed and said, "You haven't known me for a day or two! Tell me, how is he?"

"This... But he seems to have a boyfriend..." Xiao Lin hesitated.

"Damn, he has a boyfriend, but my mother doesn't!" Xiao Ke fiercely put her hands on her hips, "Xiao Lin Xiao Lin, do you think I am as beautiful as his boyfriend?"

Xiaolin's face was dark, and he recalled Tudou's appearance, the black-rimmed glasses that looked like an elite in the world, and the high-end suit. Then he looked at Xiaoke who was dressed in "uniform temptation", and said hesitantly: " You and that guy... are not of the same type, okay..."

"Really?" Xiao Ke straightened her hair on the phone screen without frustration, and said absently.

Just as the potato order was ready, Xiao Ke patted Xiao Lin lightly. He picked up the plate in front of Xiao Lin with one hand very naturally, and unbuttoned his chest with his free other hand while walking, confidently She said to herself: "Men are all fickle animals with different types, so how do you fall in love?"

Xiao Ke twisted her waist and walked in front of Xiao Yan and Tudou flamboyantly, bent down and put the dinner plate on the table.With a bending movement, a large snow-white piece was inadvertently exposed from the open collar.

Seeing this scene, Tudou trembled in fright.Damn, why is this waiter so... so what?

Xiao Ke put the things away, and glanced in Xiao Yan's direction, but Xiao Yan didn't look at him at all, so he couldn't help being a little annoyed.Seeing Tudou's little shou staring directly at him, he felt even more upset, and rolled his eyes over him.

Potato touched his nose innocently.Why is this guy so weird?Moreover, aren't the waiters in the bar generally all female?But in this bar, he has encountered two male waiters in a row.This is not good, he still wants to have an encounter with a girl as soon as he says (as soon as)!

Xiao Ke suddenly smiled slightly, and said to Xiao Yan: "Hi, handsome guy, my name is Xiao Ke, let's be friends!"

Xiao Yan raised his eyes to glance at the other party, and said lightly: "Not interested."

Just hit a snag like this, Xiao Ke was a little unwilling.Although there are a lot of three-legged toads, but looking under each other... well~~ such a scarce commodity, I still feel a little bit reluctant to let go!

Looking at the table, Xiao Ke rolled her eyes and clapped her hands lightly, "Oh, you don't even have any fruit plates, why don't the handsome guy have a glass of wine with me, and I'll take the fruit plates."

Saying that, without waiting for Xiao Yan to agree, Xiao Ke smiled and picked up the wine glass that the other party had just drank and then put down, and raised his head to take a sip without hesitation.

Xiao Yan's face turned dark immediately.That cup...he drank it just now.Are bars the place where these disgusting pick-ups are all over the place?He couldn't help but glance at Potato.That guy, does he like to come to this kind of place?

Receiving the deep contempt from another world, Tudou feels ashamed.He was surprised too!This is the first time he has seen such a thing!Although there are indeed a lot of strike ups in bars, but he has never seen his friend being hit up by the same sex in such a suggestive way.

However, Xiao Yan was not someone who would shrink back just because he was disgusted, he picked up a glass with a "swish" and took a big sip of the wine.Maybe it was because he was too angry in his heart, Xiao Yan drank in a hurry, and downed it in one gulp, the bright beer trickled down the corners of his mouth with puffed cheeks.

Watching this scene, Xiao Ke was captured again.From body to mind.This action, good, good MAN~~ I'm going to be so handsome and cry, okay~~

but.

Xiao Ke stared fixedly at the glass in Xiao Yan's hand as if he was looking at an enemy, his eyes almost melted a hole in the glass.

If he remembers correctly, the cup was used by that damned eyesore next to him...

Xiao Ke immediately became popular.He may not be accepted, but this kind of naked insult is completely unacceptable to him.So what if you have muscles?So what if the instrument is alive and well?Get out of here!

Xiao Ke angrily left with the empty dinner plate.Of course, before leaving, he did not forget to touch Xiao Yan's neck "inadvertently".

Half a minute later, the waiter who was serving the potatoes at the beginning came with a fruit plate and smiled embarrassedly: "Sir, you ordered the fruit plate."

And in a dark corner...

"Bring me brandy! Five ounces! All of these, including the fruit plate, will be charged to the account of those two SBs!"

"Xiao Ke, this is not good..."

"Hurry up! The old lady is upset, be careful that the old lady finds five burly men to squeeze you dry!"

"Okay, okay..." Xiao Lin agreed with a wry smile, while slandering him.

Cut, if you want to find so many strong men with strong backs, you will still do this work in the bar?One of the rich second generation, and not short of money, work-study, your sister!It's purely for hooking up with men.

Another day of Xiao Yan's cohabitation passed happily.

Stupid Tudou didn't know that he brought Xiao Yan into the legendary gay bar until he was drunk and carried home by Xiao Yan...

The neon lights are fading, the traffic flow is reduced, and the sidewalks are empty, and it is rare to see people.Sitting in the taxi, Xiao Yan looked at Tudou lying in his arms, sleeping soundly, with a complicated expression.

Tudou was half-drunk, and he still yelled to continue drinking. He was already unconscious, and naturally he didn't know that Xiao Yan was hooked up more than ten times in the whole process... There were waiters, there were MBs who promised not to give money, and of course there were Lots of singles here.

Being forced to watch the dance performance of the young shou with Tudou, and being hooked up by a group of shou, Xiao Yan was extremely annoyed.When you get bored, you drink too much wine.

Xiao Yan didn't think he was drunk at first, but now, after leaving the bar with a lively atmosphere and a gust of cold wind, he suddenly felt that he should be a little drunk.

Otherwise, why did he suddenly feel that none of those coquettish guys could compare to this stupid potato in his arms?