After graduation, I went home to keep bees

That night, Jiang Yu finally had the long-lost delicious crayfish.

It's just that, in previous years, he monopolized it alone, but this year he didn't care about eating it by himself. Instead, he peeled the shrimps first and gave them to the wild fruits and wild flowers to eat.

Having kids is different.

Just as Jiang Xiaoman finished sighing, he saw that Shan Yan also put a few crayfish in the bowl, peeled the shrimp and stuffed it into Jiang Yu's mouth...

Alas~ It's not the same with Brother Qi.

A group of single dogs were forcibly fed a large bowl of dog food, and they were too embarrassed to fight over the food with the "teacher's wife" and two younger junior sisters, so they had to turn their chopsticks around to grab Jiang Xiaoman's roasted radish.

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On Tuesday, Uncle Hua Zi called and said that the boat was ready to launch.

This is a big deal!

As we all know, fishing is actually a very risky business. As the saying goes, "Those who drown are those who can swim." Many people in Langshan rely on fishing for hygiene, and many people drown in the river every year. Therefore, this One party is even more superstitious than those running mountains.

Mountain runners worship mountain gods, fishermen not only worship river gods, but also rain gods, thunder gods and lightning mothers, and local water dragon kings... Different gods have different divisions of labor, and the launching ceremony of a new boat is also very grand.

Regarding the safety of Jiang Yu's life, even Shanyan became cautious, and personally took his apprentices down the mountain to carry the boat to Maoli Village.

Poor old lady Jiang, who was planning to ask Jiang Yu to marry Shan Guo to her grandson, but when she saw Shan Yan coming with a group of apprentices aggressively, she was almost scared to death!

It can be seen that she also knows in her heart that it is not a good thing for Shan Guo to let Jiang Yu train Shan Guo to be a housewife and marry into their house, otherwise why would she feel guilty?

Seeing that his mother didn't dare to say a word of nonsense to Shanyan, Jiang Yu secretly smiled, pretending not to know anything.

Anyway, their family is the master of the mountain~

If you want to marry your eldest grandson a daughter-in-law, the daughter-in-law and her father must nod, right?

If you have the ability, you can bring the original words in front of Shan Yan and say it again?

However, today is a big day to worship the river god and launch the new boat for the first time. Even Mrs. Jiang didn’t dare to miss the time. She could only watch her son and Shan Yan go through the house without entering, and went straight to Huazi. The uncle's family went to meet the boat.

Uncle Hua Zi's family has helped to set up the incense case.

Jiang Xiaoman gave the money for buying the boat, and Jiang Yu would not let him pay for the money for worshiping the gods, and said righteously: Since the purpose of offering sacrifices to the gods is to protect him, he should of course pay for it Well~

After the simple worship ceremony, Shan Yan took a few apprentices and lifted a brand new awning boat to a rented pickup truck, without stopping all the way, and directly transported the boat to Langshan Village.

I heard that the boat that Jiang Xiaoman and Jiang Yu jointly bought was going to be launched today, and many people from the village came to watch the excitement.

Jiang Yu had been prepared for a long time, carrying a bag of candies with a smile on his face, grabbing two handfuls of everyone he saw, so that everyone could be happy and say a few auspicious words.

The folks peeled the candy and ate it, and chanted auspicious words such as "smooth sailing" and "safe entry and exit" while eating.

Shan Yan led his apprentices to push the boat to the riverside, and Jiang Yu threw a small bag of five grains and a bunch of rice dumplings with five colors into the river by himself, and lit three more sticks of incense. Picking up the oars, punting into the river, solemnly cast the first net.

"Get the fish! Get the fish!" On the shore, the villagers followed suit and shouted.

Jiang Xiaoman couldn't help but black line.

So loud, are you sure it won't scare the fish away?

It turns out that the fish in the river may be really stupid.

It was so loud, and he bumped his head into Jiang Yu's net stupidly.

Jiangyu's luck is really good, the first net actually caught several big fish!

Two silver carps, one black carp, one big carp, plus a few smaller snakeheads, wait for the things in the net to be poured out, hey!There is even a little dragon!

Jiang Yu hurriedly opened the net and released the water snake that had strayed into the fishing net.Snakes are also called small dragons in the local area. Most people can catch snakes and eat them, but those who make a living from fishing dare not eat this ancestor!

With this small boat, Jiang Xiaoman never went to the market to buy fish again.

The main reason is that Jiang Yu is usually responsible for taking care of the two children. It is okay to spend a few nets in the river when he has time, but it is not enough to go to the town to go to the market after leaving home for half a day.

In fact, it's not impossible, the children in the mountains are not so spoiled, the main reason is that Jiang Yu himself is worried.

Moreover, Jiang Xiaoman's courier station has recently started construction. They have such a good relationship. They must often go to help at this time. Thinking of this, Jiang Yu simply stopped selling fish. How many fish he catches every day, he keeps some at home to eat. Send all the rest to Jiang Xiaoman.

His posture of laying down like a Buddha can make the fans who just followed him laugh to death.

"It looks like me at the beginning of school. When I first started school, I vowed to work hard and sprint to the top ten in the class! The me a week later: forget it, I am too tired, and I don't want to work hard anymore."

"The most Buddhist fishing blogger on the Internet, Shi Hammer!"

"The fishing blogger I thought: Even if it is windy and rainy, it can't stop me from fishing to make money! The actual fishing blogger: one net is enough? Great! Go home!"

"New Fishing Boat: Do I want to lose face?"

"Fishing net: I didn't expect to catch a glimpse of the fishing tackle shop. After all, I paid the wrong o(╥﹏╥)o"

"Will there be too many scenes upstairs?"

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Jiang Xiaoman never thought that Jiang Yu, a fishing blogger, did not become popular because of his good looks, nor because of his ancestral fishing skills, but because of sand sculptures and Buddhism, he quickly attracted a group of people who were not interested in fishing at all. interested fans.

This group of people is also a bit of the so-called "masochistic tendencies" in bitter dramas.

Originally, Jiangyu Buddha was lying flat and peaceful, and he never competed with the world, and never went to the short video platform to catch the popularity of those big fishing V accounts.

Who would have thought that the more he is like this, the more anxious the fans will be!

Some were stimulated by Jiang Xiaoyu's Buddhist teachings, wishing to check in his comment section every day, urging him to go fishing to make money;

Some saw that he didn't get much from fishing, so they specially found a lot of fishing experts on the platform, and Aite gave it to him, so that Jiang Yu could learn it!

After all, fishing, fishing, and fishing have always been popular tags on short video platforms, especially popular among the middle-aged and elderly groups, which can be said to have their own traffic.

Many of Jiang Yu's fans at the beginning followed Jiang Xiaoman's directions, and they all knew that Jiang Yu had adopted three children, and life was stressful. They thought they could see an inspirational blog here. Lord.

It turned out that I didn't expect that I worked hard for a day with all the money, and then I lay flat the next day?

Fans all brushed up the "subway old man looking at his mobile phone with a confused face" emoji pack in Jiangyu's comment area.

"Hahahaha~ Jiang Xiaoyu! All your fans have come to me, let me urge you not to lie down, hurry up and catch fish to support your family!" Jiang Xiaoman held the phone in front of Jiang Yu, and asked him to take a good look The fate of not updating.

"What do you mean 'Let me learn the fishing skills of so-and-so'? This is an ancestral craft in my family!"

Seeing that someone in the comment area actually questioned him as a rookie fisherman, Jiang Yu suddenly had the energy of "being strong and not admitting defeat" from the Chinese people!

It just so happened that the red mushrooms on the mountain hadn't come out in the past two days, and Shanyan also went down the mountain to rest for two days. Jiang Yu simply entrusted the two children to Jiang Xiaoman, who supervised the work in the village, and took Shanyan to a playhouse he used to play when he was young. Yuwozi.

This time he has to show his talents, let these netizens watching the excitement take a good look at his strength!

Shan Yan couldn't help laughing when Jiang Yu said that he was going to the nest where they used to catch fish.

It was there that he and Jiang Yu met for the first time.

The rivers on the Langshan side have nine bends and eighteen bends, and there are also many shoals washed out by rapids. Generally, there are more fish and shrimps in such places.

However, the underwater environment is also relatively complicated, and people with poor skills can easily capsize in such places.

However, such a small fishing boat, in the hands of Jiang Yu, shuttles freely in the rapids like a tamed big fish.

When he arrived at the place, Jiang Yu fixed his mobile phone on the top of the awning of the wupeng boat, and pointed the camera at the bow. He took off his coat and only wore a short-sleeved T-shirt. His thin muscles gleamed in the sun. Light, slightly long bangs are scattered on the forehead. When adjusting the camera, the amber eyes covered by the bangs looked over, and the fans almost stopped breathing!

This scene also became famous on the account of Fishing Brother.

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In City Z, Xu Xu was physically and mentally exhausted after having an afternoon plan report meeting with the difficult Party A's father.When I went to wash the cups in the tea room, I saw the cleaning lady of the company watching TV with her mobile phone. The urban white-collar workers in the TV series had exquisite makeup and glamorous looks. The screenwriter's money is too easy to earn!

Before writing the script, can't we first take a look at how real urban white-collar workers live?

Going to the bar after get off work?

Pooh! ! !

She just wants to catch the late bus and get home immediately, take off the shackles of her business suit, kick off her high heels, and then collapse on the sofa without anyone talking to her!

Alas, I don't know if brother Xiaoman can update earlier today.

Ever since he followed this short video blogger called "Brother Xiaoman in the Countryside", Xu Xu's greatest joy every day is to turn on his mobile phone when he is exhausted every day, listen to Brother Xiaoman's casual nagging, and watch the slow-moving Country life is simply too stress-free!

Recently, Brother Xiaoman's videos are updated very frequently, almost one a day, especially a few days ago, Brother Xiaoman and the handsome guys in the village went to the mountain to pick up fungi. The gratified aunt laughed...

The editors of the dog blood drama don't understand at all!

Today's young people, who want to watch those heart-wrenching romance dramas?Not to mention those family ethics dramas that will make you angry and hospitalized after watching two episodes, such as cheating scumbags, vicious mothers-in-law, hell-style native families, etc...

please!It is already so hard to live, they are tortured by capitalists during the day, can't they let them watch and heal easily at night?

Because of this, Xu Xu didn't even buy a TV at all. He ordered takeaway on the way home from get off work every day, and then lay on the sofa and watched a few short videos of rural slow life bloggers. Among them, her favorite was the rural Xiaoman brother.

However, Brother Xiaoman actually posted an advertisement in the comment area today?

"Huh? Fisherman Jiang Xiaoyu? Isn't that the honey-hunting group?"

Thinking of Jiang Yu's prosperous beauty, Xu Xu's mind has not yet made a decision, and his fingers have already clicked on Jiang Xiaoman Aite's friend account very honestly, and the video directly jumps to Jiang Yu's video account.

5 minutes later……

"Is this gone?"

With the blurring of the last shot, the video of a few minutes was finished in one go.

"Ah, ah, my happiness is gone!"

At the same time, the netizens who watched the first video of the fisherman couldn't help "condemning" in the comment area——

"Ah, why is there only one video?"

"A new interpretation of the idiom "Extreme joy begets sorrow: I found a treasure blogger who only has one video o(╥﹏╥)o"

"The video is too short, it's not enough to watch! Beg Brother Xiaoyu to start the live broadcast!"

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The video of just a few minutes is obviously unable to satisfy the fans who have already been aroused by fishing. Seeing that Jiangyu will definitely not update again today, they can't help but look for meal replacements on the short video platform.

LOL!Can't find it at all!

There are indeed a lot of short videos with tags such as "fishing", "fishing", and "fishing" on the platform, but why are they all middle-aged and elderly uncles!

Occasionally, there are a few young ones who pretend to catch fish in the rice fields, but in fact, what they catch looks like farmed crucian carp and carp. Isn't this too embarrassing?

The most important thing is that none of these people are as good-looking as Jiang Yu and Shan Yan!

Not only is it pretty, but it's also delicious...