Sunday without Qi

The picture suddenly became anxious and unsuitable for children!Get your clothes on, O false gods!

Yato opened his collar a little further, and he naturally turned around and said to me, "Let me take a look?"

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[Look, what are you looking at? 】

He got closer to me, as if he really wanted to let me see more clearly, but I didn't even know what to see, and I didn't know how to position my eyes right now, so I had to listen in embarrassment. The sound of my own beating heartbeat, the mouth is stiff:

[Don't think that dark is a good time to rob your beloved.I've never heard of gods having such hobbies. 】

"Huh? Yeah, no..." Yeto curled his lips, first he widened his eyes as if he didn't understand, and then narrowed his pupils clearly, "What misunderstanding do you have about a god like me who has a serious job license?"

【license? 】

And that kind of thing!What kind of organization are you?

"Yes, there are five insurances and one housing fund and a certificate with a red leather cover. There is also a two-inch suit photo on the certificate, the one with a professional smile. Do you want to see it?" I was shocked by the casual words Yato blinked at me, then said suddenly, "Oh, I understand."

【Ha, what do you know? 】

"I understand why you understand the reason for my behavior so much."

Yato looked innocent.

"Although there are artifacts that have given me relevant feedback, they haven't worked under me for a long time, and they always find ways to change jobs. I haven't looked into it..."

"The relevant theories may be complicated, but all in all, after becoming my artifact, you may have strange feelings for me."

[If it means wanting to pinch your neck and question your 'why is this all' emotion, I'm sorry, I have had it before, and it has continued until now, and it may be in the future. 】

"Wow, it's fierce, I'm just explaining why you blush reasonably."

【Eh? 】

Who is blushing?who?

I can understand what Yato said. It is obvious that there is no special situation where there is no special language barrier between us, so why can't I understand the meaning of what he said?

"You're supposed to find me... charming."

【? ? ? ? ? 】

"Crack-"

My glasses popped, and at the same time, I heard something completely shatter in my head. As for what it was, it might be preventing me from strangling the sanity of this false god in front of me.

Do you know what you are talking about!

Don't take it for granted to say such misleading words!

I picked up Yato with the corners of my mouth twitching, and gritted my teeth:

【charming?Where did you find such an awkward adjective? 】

Yato slowly hugged his knees in my hands and curled up, tears streaming down his face, "The truth. Don't you think so?"

[No. 】

"So ruthless!!!"

whispering sound--

I shook Yato, and my eyes forced me to ask: What's going on?

"I've never made an artifact, so I don't know what it feels like. The fascinating description is also heard from the previous artifact."

[Is there something wrong with your artifact itself? 】

"But he left after working for a month. It's really sad and painful. He is a healthy and good boy. He is very kind and loves to hug me who is a god."

【... It is a good thing for you to stay away from that artifact earlier. 】

"Although I can't feel this emotion, I can probably understand it."

You understand.

"The relationship between the artifact and the gods is very similar to the relationship between loyalty and death. The artifact will become the ceremonial guard of the god, and the artifact is dependent on the god. And whether it is the artifact for the god, or the god for the artifact, want to protect The mood is the same. There is no doubt about it."

It sounds like an ordinary fetter.

Yato gave a "Yeah" and showed that cat expression again. I had a premonition that he would say something that would make me feel comfortable next time, and let the veins climb up my forehead in advance.

"But you'll find me attractive."

【Can you say that again. 】

I beat him on the head with the knife with my hand blankly.

Yato's language was confused, but he still finished speaking firmly, "This, this feeling, is very similar to your, human, love, love."

[So... I will like you? 】

"This possibility is not ruled out." Yato held his chin and blinked in distress.

What are you worried about? I should be the one who is worried!

But he looked a little serious.

"Although they are similar, it is obvious that the bond between artifacts and gods is far more than love. Artifacts are dead souls, they have no memories of their lives, and some artifacts cannot jump out of human thinking. They can't tell the difference between their love for gods. Is attention and dependence not love, and it is often driven away because of desire in the heart and stabbing the gods."

【forgive me. 】

I'm just an ordinary high school student who is only sixteen years old, and I don't want to be forced into puppy love.

This long section of explanation really enlightened me, but I just want to know...

[How can artifacts and gods get rid of the relationship?There is help now. 】

As soon as the words came out, Yeto jumped up as if the antenna had received the news, he jumped back two steps, covered his head with both hands in guilt and vigilance, turned his head and whistled, "There is no way to untie it! No!"

"Unless the artifact is dead, or the god is dead!"

It is true, but no matter how you look at it, you are lying.Such an emphasis is simply too suspicious.

hard to accept……

【…】

I suddenly calmed down.But definitely not relieved.It is the first time since I was born 16 years ago that I have such a skeptical attitude towards life.

[I was kidnapped by you, right? 】

"Meow?"

What do you mean by that "no, I'm just a kitten, cats don't know anything" look?

【Don't play dumb! 】

[It was agreed that it was only to help Rantang out of danger, is there such an effect of becoming an artifact?You said... Then should I stay away from you? 】

Yato burst into tears, "You are my magic weapon."

I feel like a dying patient asking himself if he can be saved.

Then the doctor ruthlessly pronounced my death.

too frightening.

[Or maybe you are lying to me.If your artifacts are all dependent on you and attracted to you as you said, shouldn't you be a winner in life with a crowd of artifacts now?No matter how you look at it, you are a lonely old man who was just abandoned by other artifacts. 】

"Ah! Accompanying sound!" Yato let out a tragic scream, melted and fell to the ground after being hit, calling out a name I had never heard before.

Combined with the context, it must be his previous artifact.

[Sure enough! 】

"I fired her because I didn't like her! That guy's hands are too sweaty!" Yato argued.

Are you not talking about yourself?Why is that voice assistant a victim.

I really doubt Yato's IQ, no matter how you look at it, he is an indirect fool.

[Why can others change jobs but I can't. 】

"..." Many suspicious drops of water rolled down the back of Yato's head.

【Um?I won't be with you forever, will I? 】

Yato was in tears, he squatted on the ground and drew circles, raised his head half-deadly, and asked me pitifully, "Hey, don't you want to?"

【In no mood. 】

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Yeaahahah.

Forget it, anyway, one day time and space will recover, this guy will return to his own world, we will never meet again, and the so-called connection between me and him will definitely be broken.

I was satisfied with thinking about the future direction of the plot, and calculating how long it would take, when I suddenly saw someone lying on the ground twitching nervously, and he let out a long and long cry of pain with his back turned to me:

"hiss--"

[Bite by a bug?I advise you to get up from the ground quickly.There are many enemies at night. 】

That's right, bugs are my lifelong enemy.

"It's not a bug." Yato said with restraint, he propped himself up on the ground and got up slowly.I saw that his complexion was a little gray under the moonlight, "Well, I was just a little bit infected by you."

Infect?Infected with what?

I looked along his fingertips that raised the neckline, and there were large dark spots on the originally smooth skin, which were the same as the ones that appeared on my hands, and they were still expanding.

[Health? 】

"The ailments on the artifact will infect the gods of the user." He explained the reason lightly, "I relaxed a little, it should be cleared up immediately."

I remembered the feeling of being burned by the filth, but looking at the area on Yato's body, the pain is also doubled.

When I thought so, Shenshui immediately flew up from the sink under the power of my thoughts, wrapped around my fingertips twice, and fell into Yato's neck.

The water in the middle of the night was icy cold, and Yedou, who was irritated close to the skin, was full of vigor.

A suspicious blush immediately appeared on his face, as if he had just finished drinking a can of beer, and he sighed comfortably: "Yeah, it's comfortable, it feels very convenient to have the empty voice."

What have I become this time?Shower?

[Pull the neckline a little further, there seems to be something inside. 】

blurted out.Realizing that it was a little strange, I still pretended to be calm and narrated, watching Yato obediently tear open a bigger hole under my instructions.

Accompanied by the sizzle sound, the chigger disappeared.

"Do you want me to take off my shirt and take a closer look?"

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【What are you talking about?Do not undress! 】

Yato revealed a "V" mouth, and asked me with a smile: "Is there a drying service?"

【…】

【No. 】

"Eh??? Why does Rantang have it but I don't!" He was heartbroken, "Aren't I your dear god!"

【…】

【You kidnapped me just to make me your Doraemon? 】

"Gah?" The guy was playing stupid again.

I finally gave in.

Hot air poured into Yato's neck continuously.The self-proclaimed god is almost lying down and rolling in comfort.

I watched his enjoying face and unconscious feline movements, and suddenly imagined that this guy turned into a cat rolling and acting like a spoiled child at my feet, and different from the indifference to Songgang cat, I actually had a kind of... want to The feeling of touching his belly?

No, it's strange.

Qi and blood surged.I held onto the bridge of my nose and took a few steps back.

"What's wrong?" Yato asked strangely.

【I, I really should stay away from you. 】

I pushed the mirror frame, and manually put white light on my lens to cover up the flaw at that moment.

Then the vortex swallowed me.I suddenly felt defeated.

No way... I really like him?

Oh wow, the forced connection between this damn artifact and the gods! ! !

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