Sunday without Qi

The person who exchanged with that Akashi Seijuro was Saitora.

This is something I didn't expect.

That Akashi Seijuro always has an unfathomable gentle expression, he seems to be always looking at something, but I'm not sure.That guy even restrained his inner voice.

Among the people I have met, there is almost never one who is so unobtrusive.

He used to make me really care.It is no exaggeration to say that if I were to choose who is the real god between Yato and Akashi, then I would definitely choose Akashi decisively.

And such an existence actually draws a connection line with Caihu.

Well, I know it's surprising that Kise Ryota and Randori are chained together, but the comparison between Akashi and Saitora is still... After all, although everyone is yellow-haired and rich, the essence The difference is too big!

I went downstairs in an instant, and before he breathed out the fragrance, I hit Caihu on the back of the neck with a "click", knocking him out and transporting him back upstairs in an instant.

The moment the corpse was lying in the room, there was another person.

Yato smacked his lips, "He too? Why did this man come here?"

[To be precise, his replacement, Akashi Seijuro, was not peaceful when he boarded the pier after attending the high school sea summer camp, just in time for the pirates to capture Japan. 】

"Attack, capture Japan?"

Ye Dou's eyes slowly filled with disbelief.As a god of the new era who is connected to the track of the times, he hesitated to speak in confusion.

What's so confusing, aren't you an expert on daydreaming too?

Three years of well-off and five years of prosperity, there is almost an 200-story shrine in the city center in ten years. There are more than [-] magical girls who are busy at the front and back of me. Every day, I open my mouth when I eat, stretch out my hands when I wear clothes, and eat potato chips and jelly until I hiccup...

Compared to your gimmicky background photos and five-dollar thrones, the pirate occupation of Japan is still within the realm of possibility.

People have dreams, and we should encourage young people to pursue their dreams.

I took the time to search the social news of this world, and then answered.

[Accurately speaking, the pirates were impromptu.At that time, there was a sudden storm on the sea, and the drifting ships had to go to Japan after experiencing a thrilling struggle with nature. Then, after seeing the bustling port and seeing the young faces of the teenagers, this group of criminals sprouted The idea of ​​taking all these good things to heart—so the news said.but……】

"That's not the case at all, is it? How much more exaggerated than this?" Yato chewed potato chips and said vaguely, "The news must have racked their brains to simplify the part that they didn't know and was hard to explain."

I sighed heavily.

[Actually, the gang was near Somalia at the time.It was I who moved them to the port here in an instant, and the huge airflow brought by the moving ship caused a rare storm, which may be mistaken for a natural phenomenon. 】

Yato stared at me silently for a while, his cheeks bulging like a hamster's food pouch twitched, and after standing still for a long time, he concluded, "Why haven't you been caught in the laboratory since you were young? where to study?"

I also want to know.

But who made me have two parents with rough nerves, and an older brother who also doesn't seem to be in the human category.

[But I know they definitely want to have a god for research. 】

Nighthawk: "..."

He consciously moved aside, shook his head quickly, showing a terrifying expression.

【…】

How many horror movies about Mad Scientists has this guy watched?

[By the way, the first target of these pirates is Akashi Seijuro.After learning about his high net worth and the huge consortium family behind him, he was kidnapped.Yeah, yeah, generally speaking, it was because of me that I was involved. 】

"..."

"Are you a human killer?"

[It's just an accident. 】

"Bringing such a big trouble to others, we must solve it properly!"

【…】

Seeing Yato dangling the bag of potato chips, I was at a loss for words.

[Aren't I working hard?And why are you suddenly so excited?Isn't Kuroko Tetsuya's commission coming to an end soon? 】

I took a step back in disgust, dodging Yato's indiscriminate attacks.Just as he was about to grab the opponent's arm and twist this guy away, Yato's 100% evasion skill of Long Eye behind him was activated again.

Yato nimbly jumped onto the window sill, knelt down and said, "After all, your business is my business, who made you my magic weapon, right, Kong Qi?"

Ah, the fire is big.

Although I was very upset, I knew that I couldn't beat the other party, so I didn't want to have this kind of grievance that "if I don't get relief, I might burn myself to death".

My eyes fell on Caihu parked by the window sill.Fearing that Yeto would get carried away and jump off, he quickly moved the person aside.

[Be careful, that guy is worth this number of digits. 】

"How much?" Yato turned his head sharply, and asked me with a cat with a money symbol in his eyes.

I hold out five fingers.

"five yuan."

[[-] million yen. 】

"What, what?" Yato counted his fingers nervously, "That's five yuan. It's so expensive!!"

Do you only have five dollars in your head?Are your money concepts piled up with five yuan?

[After all, they are upper-class humans. 】

"It's like you're not human." Yato muttered strangely with his mouth flattened.And I responded with a smile.

[Before I was transformed by scientists, I was indeed human.But now, I don't know either.On the surface, he is a high school student with super powers, but in fact he is a biochemical weapon to destroy the world.Dehumanized, without emotion. 】

Yato: "!!!"

I was shivering again, which was really scary.What are you nervous about?Are you not a god?Aren't you a human too?

While I was enjoying watching Yato's funny reaction, the window popped open and a figure bumped in.Yato, who was tense all over, bounced up nervously, like a cat scared by a cucumber.

Oh, it's Bucktooth Kusuo.

"After counting, there are probably thousands of people from different worlds."

【Ah, I see.Didn’t you tell all Kusuo including me in your shared heart last second?What are you doing here yourself?Is it a ritual? 】

"Want to come back and surprise you. Surprised?"

【…】

idiot?not at all.Just when you have the idea of ​​wanting to come back, for me, there are only shocks and no surprises.go quickly.

"Ah, Saiki is so ruthless." Kusuo Kusuo said, then left the window in frustration and disappeared without a trace.

I sent Kusuo Kuya away with a heavy heart, and prayed that he wouldn't have such a foolish idea of ​​teasing him again. When I came back to my senses, Yato had already jumped into my arms.I was forced to hold a hundred-year-old god in my hands and petrify it in situ.

【what are you doing? 】

"Go back. You waited until now to allow other Kusuo to investigate how many people have been victimized in this world, right? Now that you know, you can take a step ahead. Although there are 1000 people waiting to be replaced, according to your wish, He must have sent Hai Teng back first, wouldn’t it be a waste of time when he wakes up?” Yeto replied that it was natural and that he deserved a beating, “As for me, the gods don’t want to leave, please send me the artifact.”

【…】

Every pore and cell was clamoring for rejection and reluctance, I turned my head blankly:

【Do you have no legs? 】

"Legs are numb." Yetou's face was not flushed, and he hugged my neck carelessly and rubbed against my neck, stopping my plan to throw him off. When he approached, I smelled a faint scent of laundry The smell of soap.It smells good.

He hugged me tighter as if to flatter me, "Can't I buy you coffee jelly when I go back?"

[Grab it firmly. 】

In the next second, the screen changed, and I supported Yato and appeared in a new scene with a body like a floating corpse in three rounds.It was already dawn here, and white birds flew over the clean sky.

here is……

I clearly remember that when I came here, I was in my bedroom, and I traveled to another world through comics and then came back, so it should be at my home.And no matter how you look at it, it looks like... a garbage dump.

Isn't it?I was standing on the highest mountain in the garbage dump, with melon confetti under my feet, and a mouse with moldy bread wrapped around its neck was flying past my eyes, and the stench was blowing over my face.

what happened?

When I was thinking like this, a piece of paper fluttered out of the pocket of Haiteng's jacket, and the moment the thought power caught it, the content on it flowed into my mind.

I swear I didn't want to see it, I just forgot to turn off my powers.

It's Kaito's handwriting.

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sunny on xx

I'm Shun Kaito, and this is my first day writing a diary.

Let me introduce myself. On the surface, I am an ordinary high school student. In fact, I am the human protection warrior Dark Wings. I fight against the evil secret society "Dark Reunion" that secretly implements the "Human Classification Project" every day.

But the great defender has his own problems.

I am very unhappy recently.

why?

I feel like I'm being targeted by some secret society.Not DarkReunion, although we are old rivals, but they can't stand me at all.

I'm talking about the guys who are always patrolling other people's territories with long/guns/big/cannons.They have the superpower of flying, and they always harass me in groups, and after three warning whistles, they will attack me.

Due to the large disparity in the number of enemies and us, and I disdain to bully the weak, the opponent will often leave traces of war on my body.These can still be tolerated, but the itching cannot be ignored.I also warned Shenshui that it is abominable for the opponent to fight guerrilla warfare, and there are endless descendants, and they will never succeed.

Forget it, adults don't count villains, if I don't pretend to be defeated, the dark army of scientific name mosquitoes will feel frustrated.After all, Saiki and Yato are not bothered at all, and only I can take on the important task of benefiting the beautiful world and implementing clan equality.

PS: Secretly holding grudges, soldier Qi Mu who fled the battle, I will remember you!Yato... he's so good-looking, of course he can do anything, woohoo.

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Why?

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The author has something to say:

Saiki → not an ordinary person.Because he likes to eat sweets and has a lot of sugar in his blood, he has been constantly harassed by mosquitoes since he was a child. For this reason, he created a physique that is "invulnerable to all poisons and difficult for mosquitoes to get up".

Yato → not a person.