Sunday without Qi

I am good at solving incidents in a very short length and content, and rarely drag so many chapters, all thanks to the wordy author.

But fortunately, it is over for the time being, and we are back.

Although we are at the top of the garbage mountain of garbage, we are indeed back to the original world.

But why exactly...

I stared at the scraps of paper under my feet and found the answer immediately, and my dad's smirking face came to mind: the guy must have thrown the comic book away and we had to locate and land in the dump when we came back.

Teleported back to my room, the time of the alarm clock indicated 10 minutes after we left, which is the time to read more than ten episodes of manga.

Yato jumped down from my arms and stood on tiptoe, "Ah, I'm finally back, my legs are a little numb."

Didn't it crawl on me because I was numb?

Suddenly, a feeling of dizziness hit me, my feet tilted, and Rantang's head hit the ground uncontrollably.

"What's wrong?" Yato leaned over suspiciously.

【fine. 】

I waved my hand to reject his kind care, and readjusted the angle so that Ran Tang lay flat and floated to the ground.

Probably the sound of the landing was a bit loud. As soon as I stood still, the door of the room was opened vigorously with a bang.A flaxen-haired person appeared in front of me at the speed of light.

"It's Kusuo! Kusuo is back! It's too scary that there is your face in the comic book on your desk, and it's still moving, what kind of supernatural phenomenon! Is it haunted!!!"

[What's wrong with the supernatural, is that why you threw away the comic book? 】

My idiot dad retracted his jaw that was about to drop in astonishment, and whistled with a guilty expression.

"Oops! How can I explain that Anpu scratched the comic book? If you say that, you will definitely be questioned at the same time why Anpu can enter our house, why can Anpu enter Kusuo's room, and why Anpu grinds his claws with comic books... Ah, what should I do..."

Did you mean it?Since you want to hide it, you don't have to say it so comprehensively in your heart.Can't you think of nothing?

In addition, I have only been away for 10 minutes. How did you let Anpu enter my room, sharpen his claws, and then throw the shredded comic books into the garbage dump at the door, and then they were immediately collected by the garbage company and transported to the garbage dump of?

You are simply looking forward to my leaving, and it happens that your mother is not at home to participate in social work, so you can pet the cat for a while.

[Where's An Pu? 】

Under the coercion and lure of my eyes, my father quickly turned back, pinched the legs of an unknown object, and sent it to my eyes.

"What's the matter, humans, you called me here because you finally fell in love with me, do you want to pet my head? Heh, if you take twenty cat cans and apologize, I will allow you to pet me My belly! Meow hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!"

I moved him to the ledge.

He started to panic a little, realizing that something was wrong.

"If you are sincere, ten canned cat food, no, one canned cat food is enough! Not only will you touch your stomach but also your paws, and I can rub you if necessary!"

I slammed the window shut, letting his fingernails struggle against the window.

"Help! Help! Are you still human! I'm just a kitten, I don't know anything, but I got involved in the intrigue between you humans, I shouldn't! I shouldn't! Let me in!"

You're not innocent at all, it's very merciful of you to ruin a comic book that cost me a month's pocket money for coffee jelly, and I just kicked you out.

I evaluate blankly.

Another thing to say...

[There is already a cat at home, and there is no room for another one, please do as you please. 】

"Huh?" Yato looked puzzled when I pointed at him.

Ignoring Songgang Meow's tragic cry, I turned around, and just heard my idiot father's belated scream and pain, "Isn't this Haiteng, who else is there in the burning hall!"

Then who is who.

"Ah, oh, oh, are they dead?"

No.What are you talking about.

In order to prevent him from being so noisy in my ears, and because I was afraid that he would start thinking wildly, it took me a minute to quickly explain the ins and outs.But this Mr. Saiki still showed an incomprehensible expression.

I sighed, forget it.

[You are optimistic about the three of them.After passing through the "door", their memory and common sense have been revised. If they return home and find that there is someone else in their family, they will be in trouble. 】

"Leave it to me!" Yato agreed, "If I wake up, I'll make a quick punch."

Are you too lively?The atmosphere suddenly heated up.

After telling the truth to Hei Zizhe, this person immediately returned to normal after showing a little bit of surprise, and lay down very obediently for me to hypnotize.There is no need to worry about any mystery leaking here. First, he is a guest of Yato, so he gave incense money anyway. Of course, let him know how this matter was resolved. Second, anyway, after Heizi returns to the original world, his memory and worldview will be clear. Being reshaped, he will not know what happened here before.

As for Kise Ryota, let's take a simple and rude way.

When I carried the two people on my shoulders again and was about to leave in an instant, I saw a huge dust explosion blowing up at the corner of the alley from a distance.

Don't worry, it's just a small fight between the two next door.

"The weakest will die!!!"

You see, today is also the day of nuclear peace.

Caihu's family, I am also familiar with the road.

Under special circumstances, it doesn't matter whether I broke into a private house or not, and I fell into an empty hall.Tetsuya Kuroko and Ryota Kise were well hidden by my optical camouflage. Even if someone passed me by, they could only see me.

I made my way to Akashi's room.

Don't get me wrong, I have already teleported to the room where Akashi is, but the area of ​​Torora's house is too large, which leads to the embarrassing situation that although I am here, I am still dozens of steps away from Akashi's exact location .

Since I had confirmed Akashi's current state of deep sleep through clairvoyance before coming here, I wasn't particularly cautious.

The door opens.

I watched him breathe evenly with his back to me, and the feeling of being watched all the time, as if he was about to be spied on, gradually calmed down.

Should be fine.

Unlike the strong and fierce on the court, this guy is always humble and polite to everyone in life, but he is always strangely alone.If I have to describe it, I should be living alone all the time.But he doesn't have superpowers, and he doesn't seem to have the ability to spy on people's hearts. I should be too vigilant.

When the hand was about to cover the opponent's forehead, the person who was still lying down suddenly said, "It seems that there is a guest."

Surprised by the cold, I took a few steps back, and then I saw Akashi slowly sitting up from the bed, he looked at me calmly, his eyes didn't seem to be looking at a criminal who invaded privacy, but he seemed to be really looking at me. He was like an old friend, with a clear and faint smile in his eyes.

"I remember you, Saiki-san."

Thank you for paying so much attention to me, it's only the first day of school.

"If I know you are coming, I will prepare some desserts for the guests."

Don't you look like you don't know?

I regret.I really should have done more research and prepared to come back and get Akashi.I realized that the man in front of me was a bit difficult.I even suspected that he was pretending to be asleep on purpose.

What now?You can't use Kusuko to approach and soften the other party's mind like you did with Kise Ryota - no matter how you look at it, Akashi will treat girls gently, but he will not take special care to the point where the opposite sex can get close, naturally not Caihu is the kind of existence that can solve problems with a "boom".

"This is the first time I've met someone like you. Would you like coffee jelly?"

Eh?

Didn't you say you didn't prepare dessert?I know that my expression must be a little stiff at this moment, because I really have no precedent for dealing with people like Akashi, and I also can't hear my heart. Although Yato is also tricky, I'm used to it after all.

Ah, the feeling of dizziness is at work again.

Akashi really brought coffee jelly, he pushed the plate in front of me, and said to me with a half-smile: "Use it slowly."

Why did I listen to him and sit down quietly!

but……

The coffee is generous and covered with cream and velvet.The bouncy jelly shakes gently with the movement of the plate, and it looks like a wonderful dessert that can satisfy the stomach and taste buds.

【good to eat. 】

The original annoyance of saving the world was melted by the smooth taste, and when I ate it, I felt like I was in a trance.

My head tells me to eat people with soft mouths, but I can't control my hands.

Satisfied with this unexpected gift, I put down my fork and calmly greet Akashi Seijuro's next move.

"Why are you looking at me like that, do I look like a bad guy?" Akashi was still polite, he even had time to put away the plates and forks, so the table between us became clean and tidy again.

Don't you look like that?Even if it's not, there must be something bad about me as the protagonist.

More than 120 thoughts of putting this man in front of me quickly flashed through my mind, but I could only give up because I didn't know what his next move would be.

【Thank you for inviting me to coffee jelly. 】

I chose the most conservative way to express the normal reaction that a normal person should have in this situation.

"You don't need to thank me. After all, I'm not a philanthropist who lets you eat for free." Akashi held out a hand and rejected my thanks, "So you don't need to be full of gratitude. How about answering a few questions for me?"

old fox.

【…】

【You are kidnapping. 】

Akashi tilted his head, took out a pair of scissors out of nowhere, and put them on the table.I stared at the scissors and came to a conclusion.

[You are a threat. 】

"Where is it? It's just a game." Akashi smiled friendly, squinting his eyes, "Can you tell me why you came here?"

[I refuse to answer the question. 】

"Don't say that, Saiki-san." Akashi's expression did not loosen. He was neither angry nor showed any other emotions. He just continued to speak very easily and normally, as if he was negotiating, "Your target is me, but If I don't cooperate, if you try to force me to do anything, you will alarm the security guards here, no matter how you came here, don't you really think about not being so big when you leave?"

He said these words very naturally, and then pointed behind me, "Ah, it's Tetsuya and Ryota."

At some point, the optical camouflage I put on the two of them failed.

This is a rare occurrence, and my superpowers rarely fail.And I didn't find out until Akashi reminded me.I don't know how long he's been witnessing this, but no matter how long it's been, the guy is calm and scary, not a normal person at all.

Does he feel surprised?

More calm than me.

At that time, my dizziness was even worse.After I got Akashi's consent, I controlled the superpower and put the two of them on Akashi's ridiculously big bed. After thinking for a while, I gave up struggling, sighed, and replied:

【How much coffee jelly do you have? 】

Akashi still had a smile on his face, he looked at me with interest, "A lot. You can eat as much as you want."

Wow, the attitude is as casual and natural as if you are engaged in feeding.To be honest, the guy's countermeasures make me suspect that he has prepared these specifically for me.

【What do you want to ask? 】

I started to enjoy the second coffee jelly seriously with the mentality of not eating for nothing.During the period, I took the time to ask.

The moment the coffee jelly entered my mouth, I was refreshed after feeling a little tired.

"The reason why you brought them." Then Akashi pointed to himself, "The reason why you are looking for me."

[I thought you knew everything. 】

Akashi smiled, spread his hands, and pointed at me pointingly, "I am not a god, nor am I a man with superpowers in comics."

I see you are almost there.

You are much more reliable than Yato, even a superpower user who is prone to overturning clouds and rain, is trying to figure out how to deal with you at this moment.

[If I say that you do not belong to this world, and I am correcting this abnormal disorder, do you believe it? 】

"Why don't you believe me?" Akashi asked back, his strange-colored pupils slightly lit up with a strange light, "Super power is right in front of me, I'm just an ordinary person, and I'm naturally led by you people who stand at the forefront of the world."

Akashi's inner voice is the same as his verbal expression, but I always feel that something is wrong. It is this kind of person, if it is too consistent, it is too scary.

I started on my third coffee jelly.

"So what you are doing now is to exchange the disordered people in the two worlds?"

You don't know anything?I see you know quite a lot.

I raised an eyebrow, and I had to finish eating the dessert in my hand before answering his words.

【Yes. 】

Akashi Seijuro is a scary man.I have no doubt that this information was obtained by his own snooping and guessing.After all, neither Yato nor I have spoken out, and it is even harder for people inside the bureau to notice...

"It's a stupid way. The stupidest way I've ever seen." He commented bluntly.With an innocent look on his face, he seemed to expect me not to get hurt because of it.

I know that.

But the method is always explored.It is impossible for me to go to the world of "Kuroko's Basketball" and come back empty-handed and do nothing.At least after doing it first, I will know whether it can be done, how long it will take, and where the limit is.

He asked again: "Huge numbers, can you do it by yourself?"

[There is nothing that can't be done.It started because of me, and of course it will end with me. 】

The easy-to-use tone, coupled with the same voice actor as me...

The more this guy thinks about it, the more dangerous he becomes.

While I was thinking this way, a piece of tissue paper was suddenly handed in front of me.I raised my head and saw Akashi's slightly worried face, "Are you not in good health?"

"You have a nosebleed."