[Crossing the Book] Master, he always wants to plot against me

Huan Huan stood aside and rubbed the bridge of his nose, his shoulders trembled, as if he had endured a lot of hard work.

Lin Moyu kept squatting and sighed repeatedly.

Mainly the breaststroke, it's really too hot for the eyes...

At this moment, a hand suddenly put on his shoulder.

Lin Moyu turned his head and saw that it was Si Weiyuan.

He turned back again, put his face on his face, and sighed: "You didn't come to laugh at me, did you?"

"How could it be? It won't work this time, maybe you can catch it next time, so be patient." Si Weiyuan stroked his shoulder and said reassuringly.

"Okay." In other words, he worked so hard to come here, isn't it just for a bite of fish?If he returned in vain, wouldn't everything he had done before be in vain?What's more, this fishing rod is so expensive, it's really unreasonable for him not to drop one.

After he figured it out, he picked up the fishing rod again, sat on the bank, and waited quietly for the fish to take the bait.

After a while, there was movement under the water.

Lin Moyu immediately became vigilant, and when the time was almost right, he saw the opportunity, raised the pole to reel in the line, and pulled the fish out of the water.

Just looking at the head of the fish, it should be a big fish.

Lin Moyu's eyes lit up, and the excitement once again appeared in his eyes.

But to his surprise, the fish that took the bait this time did not resist, but swam towards the direction where he drew the line.

Lin Moyu felt very strange, and he didn't realize where the strange thing came from until the fish head reached the shore.

I saw that what was caught this time was none other than the ugly mermaid that went back.

The other party vomited a few bubbles, swung his legs and floated on the shore to greet him.

"Engong, I'm here to see you again."

It can be vaguely seen that he is a male fish because of the thick leg hair on his legs.

"..."

Lin Moyu put down the fishing rod, and his mind was shocked again.

May I ask a monster with a giant fish in the upper body and a strong man with legs in the lower body, who is not affected by the impact?

It's too ridiculous.

The ugly mermaid kept spitting bubbles: "Grandpa, why do you look unhappy?"

Lin Moyu bit the bullet and turned back to look at him, saying, "Why are you back again?"

The ugly mermaid said, "Come back and see you."

Lin Moyu took a breath: "Now that I see it, let's go."

"Okay." The ugly mermaid was quite straightforward, and left after agreeing.

Seeing him drifting away, Lin Moyu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Looking back at his hook, he hesitated whether to throw it into the water again.

After struggling for a long time, he still had the mentality of betting that the murloc would not come back, and threw the hook into the water again.

After this time, the ugly mermaid did not come back, but a more speechless thing happened instead.

When Lin Moyu was fishing, many fish of normal size swam to his fishing line, but they didn't take the bait, and just looked at him on the shore.

Lin Moyu and Yu Qun stared at each other for a while, then turned their heads and said to Huan Huan expressionlessly, "Could this be the legend that I was fishing and the fish were looking at me?"

Huan Huan said: "Probably not. The ancient fish have not yet evolved to be as clever as the modern fish. They are all stupid. If you wait a little longer, you may be hooked."

Lin Moyu waited a little longer as he said, but the result still did not change, he was still looking at the fish, and the fish was looking at him.

Regarding this strange phenomenon, this time, it was the fishing friend next to him who explained: "It seems that the news of you releasing fish monsters has spread in the water, and they all swam here specially to see you."

"..."

Lin Moyu sighed again, put down the fishing rod, ignored the water, and got up to take off his clothes.

After working for a long time, I didn't catch any fish, but let the sun sweat out my whole body, committing crimes, committing crimes...

He crossed his hands and grasped the hem of his clothes and took off his clothes, one of his hands suddenly grabbed his clothes and pulled them down a little.

Without thinking about who did it, Lin Moyu kept undressing and asked without turning his head, "What's wrong?"

Si Weiyuan looked him up and down: "I still want to ask you what you want to do?"

Lin Moyu turned his head, not knowing why: "Take off your clothes, don't you see that my clothes are all wet?"

Si Weiyuan lowered his eyes to look at his skin that was partially visible under the drenched clothes, and couldn't help frowning: "You don't have any clothes inside."

"Yeah, so it's cooler to take it off."

"You want to undress in public?"

"I'm a man, why can't I take it off? Feudal."

"If you're hot, I'll hold an umbrella for you." After finishing speaking, Si Weiyuan took an umbrella from his hand and put it on top of Lin Moyu's head.

Where it was shrouded, a sense of coolness spread from above instantly, and Lin Moyu couldn't help letting go of his undressing hand.

While enjoying it, he said unforgivingly: "You can hold an umbrella, but don't take it away if you have the ability."

"En." Si Weiyuan held the umbrella pole firmly, not moving at all.

Standing and fishing for a while but still getting nothing, Lin Moyu gave up completely, turned around and waved his hand, originally wanted to tell Si Weiyuan to forget about fishing, but unexpectedly, Huan Huan's fishing rod beside him suddenly made a movement.

Looking back at Huan Huan's strenuous efforts to pull the fishing rod, he knew that he must be a big guy. Lin Moyu didn't want to leave for a moment, and stepped forward to help Huan Huan pull the rod.

With the joint efforts of the two, a big fish surfaced.

And without legs!

The two dragged the fish ashore with difficulty, one grabbed the head and the other the tail, and carried the fish to the back kitchen of Cangling Villa without stopping.

Before that, they had inquired that all the captured spirit beasts could be handed over to the cooks of Cangling Villa to cook them for them.

"Hurry up, hurry up, hand him over to the Cangling Mountain chef before it becomes a spirit!"

"That's exactly what I mean, let's go!"

The two wheezed and carried the big fish towards Cangling Mountain Villa not far away.

Si Weiyuan and Shanzhu Qi Yin glanced at each other, shook their heads with a smile, and then followed slowly.

On the other end, after Lin Moyu and the others entered Cangling Villa, they ran and asked passers-by where the back kitchen was.

Stumbling all the way to the kitchen under the guidance of passers-by, they threw a big fish more than one meter long directly on the chef's chopping board, then stuffed them with a bag of fairy silver, ordered some details of making the fish, and ran to the front They took a rest in the reserved private room on the way.

Lin Moyu picked up the kettle and poured a large glass of water for himself and Huan Huan, then drank it in one gulp, letting out a sigh of comfort.

When it was almost time to rest, Lin Moyu took out a crayfish he bought from the cook in the kitchen before, twisted its whiskers, and looked at it curiously.

Huan Huan asked, "Where did you get the lobster?"

"I just bought it from the cook."

"What are you buying this for?" Huan Huan looked at the crayfish in his hand with his chin in his hand, but found nothing special.

Lin Moyu put down the lobster and explained: "Actually, I have been very interested in these animals with shells and pincers since I was a child, and so are small crabs. I want to keep them when I see them."

Huan Huan nodded: "I see."

They rested in the private room for a while, and the other two also came.

Lin Moyu hid the crayfish, planning to surprise Si Weiyuan when he sat down.

But after waiting for someone to sit down, he never found a chance, so he kept waiting.

At the end, the opportunity did not wait, and the dishes were served first.

It was a feast of fish.

The dishes in the middle are made from the most delicious parts of the fish and serve as the main course, served with fresh soup, while the rest of the dishes are different forms of fish dishes made from other parts of the fish.

There are all kinds of frying, steaming, boiling and frying, so it is a feast of fish.

As soon as the dishes are on the table, the aroma fills the whole room, making people appetite.

Lin Moyu couldn't wait to pick up the chopsticks and wanted to taste one or two.

But when the chopsticks were about to touch the fish, he couldn't help but think of the ugly mermaid released today.

Immediately, I couldn't speak.

He feels that eating this fish now is like eating that long-legged fish monster, somewhat devoid of humanity.

However, other people didn't have these concerns, and they all said it was delicious.

When he was wandering, Si Weiyuan put a piece of fish to his mouth, and he unconsciously opened his mouth and ate it.

When he swallowed the fish, he didn't realize that he had eaten it, but he thought it was delicious.

Specifically, there are three flavors, one is the umami of the fish itself, the other is the aroma of the seasoning, and the third is the combination of fish and seasoning.

Then Si Weiyuan fed him a second piece.

Lin Moyu still ate it unprepared.

"Is it tasty?"

Lin Moyu nodded in confusion, then looked down, only to realize that what he ate was fish.

Before he had time to attack, he felt a hot current rushing through his nose, and then something dripped on his pants.

He wiped it with his hand, it was nosebleed.

nosebleed?How could he have a nosebleed?He has never had a nosebleed!

Si Weiyuan looked at it and quickly put down his chopsticks, held Lin Moyu's face and asked him what's wrong.

Originally, it was just a nosebleed, but now that he touches it like this, Lin Moyu's whole body heats up inexplicably, as if...

He felt that the situation was not right, he pushed Si Weiyuan away with all his strength, and picked up the crayfish to pinch his arm.

After being trapped, Si Weiyuan didn't respond, Lin Moyu grinned in pain.

At this moment, the door of the private room was kicked open suddenly.

The door opened, and there were a bunch of people outside, all of them were vicious, and they seemed to be here to make trouble.

Lin Moyu was startled, and reflexively pulled the crayfish back.

As a result, the crayfish fell to his left hand and pinched his fingers.

With a yelp, he threw the crayfish flying, right at the foot of the intruder.

The intruder crushed the crayfish with one foot and crushed it several times.

Lin Moyu felt distressed when he saw it, and at the same time, his nose bleeds wildly: "My crayfish."

The culprit kicked the crayfish away, pointed at them and asked, "Are you the ones who snatched my fishing spot today?"

No one answered him, Lin Moyu was busy with nosebleeds, Si Weiyuan was busy taking care of him, Huan Huan was busy eating fish, Master Qi Yinshan was busy helping Huan Huan catch fish.

In short, everyone has something to do, and there is no time for him.

The intruder was very angry, and made a "up" gesture, and together with everyone, he stepped forward and overturned the table, ruining a table of good food.

The people from the villa rushed over when they heard the sound, and seeing the mess in the house, they repeatedly apologized to Master Qi Yin and the others, and promised that they would serve them a table of exactly the same dishes in a while to make amends.

Then he ordered people to pull those troublemakers out.

"Stop." When everyone turned around, Shanzhu Qi Yin narrowed his eyes, and there was a chill in his eyes, "Did I tell you to go?"

.......................

A quarter of an hour later, the inside of the house was completely new, and the living dead were lying outside, and the elixir, bones, and roots exploded all over the ground, and they were mixed together, and it was impossible to tell who belonged to whom.No one is dead, but everyone's life is better than death.

And the people in the house waited patiently for the people in the villa to serve the dishes again as if nothing had happened.

After such a toss, Lin Moyu's nosebleed no longer flowed.

Therefore, he also has sufficient reasons for Si Weiyuan to stop touching him.

After waiting for a while, the food has not come up yet.They asked why the fairy servant in the village didn't serve the dishes, and the fairy servant said that it seemed that the spirit fish used for cooking in the kitchen was gone, and they had to be caught by the village, so they had to wait a little longer.

Just wait, who knows that after waiting for a long time, the food did not arrive, but the second wave of disturbances came instead.

They are the elders of the second generation of immortals outside.

These people were invited by Shanzhu Qiyin who asked Zhuang Nei Xianshi to go door to door.

Not for anything else, just to let them claim the second generation of immortals outside and take them away, so as not to lie outside and be an eyesore.

Such a group of half-dead people lying outside also affects the interest in eating fish, doesn't it?

But those people didn't take them away immediately after they came. Instead, they insisted on dying to find Lin Moyu's displeasure, and wanted to vent their anger for their juniors.

"It's you who beat our child like this?" An old man asked indiscriminately as soon as he stepped in.

After him, other elders entered the room one after another.

Lin Moyu looked at it and lay down on the table exhausted.

He had a nosebleed just now, and now he is hot and hungry, and has no energy to argue with others anymore, so let Qi Yin and the others handle this matter.

Seeing that he was very hot, Si Weiyuan couldn't help but conjure up a fan to fan him.

Feeling the coolness behind him, Lin Moyu had a whim, took the cup containing hot tea, inserted a clean wooden chopstick into it, and brought it to Si Weiyuan, saying, "Help me freeze it into a popsicle."

Si Weiyuan hummed, and put his hands on the tea surface, and the tea froze.

"Thank you." Lin Moyu took the cup, pulled out the ice cubes, and started eating, watching the excitement.

Seeing their indifferent attitude, the old man was very angry, and ordered other people to surround them and create pressure on them.

Then he pointed at himself and bragged indirectly: "Do you know who I am? How dare you touch my grandson!"

Huan Huan saw that he was an old man, so he kindly reasoned with him: "Old man, this is your fault. It was your grandson who failed to snatch the fishing spot, so he first came to overturn our table in anger, and we punished him .”

The old man stared angrily: "What the hell? It belonged to my grandson in the first place. He has been fishing there all along, and it has been his place for a long time. Why do you say it belongs to you later?"

Huan Huan shook his head, too lazy to say any more.

It's useless to talk to such an unreasonable person.

He gave Qi Yin a look: I leave it to you.

Qi Yin nodded slightly.

Then he looked at the old man and asked, "May I ask how many years you have been an immortal?"

The old man stroked his beard proudly: "No more, no less, exactly 80 years."

"Although I don't know who you are, but seeing that you have entered the immortal way but still can't rejuvenate, I guess you are just a nameless fairy. You dare to say it in 80 years. You are really ignorant." Qi Yin opened the folding fan , shook his head.

The old man was out of breath, and pointed at Qi Yin angrily: "How many years have you been doing this, how dare you speak nonsense here!"

Qi Yin stopped his fan and did the math: "Less talk... It's been ten thousand years."

The old man laughed loudly when he heard it, and the people around him also laughed, as if they didn't believe what he said at all.

"It's really a laughing old man, how can an ignorant child say such absurd words? You really don't know the heights of the sky and the earth."

Qi Yin stopped him: "But at least I know that being the grandfather of all the ancestors here is more than enough."

"you!"

Enraged by him, the old men raised their hands and prepared to strike.

"Wait a minute." Qi Yin closed the folding fan, pointed out with the tip of the fan.

Then the elixir, celestial root, and celestial bones outside the house floated from the ground as if they were alive, and then burst one by one, disappearing with the wind.

Qi Yin said: "I want to see that you are still old in appearance, so I don't care about you, but the young people outside are different. If you don't go out again, I will destroy all of their elixir."

Everyone didn't want to give in, but seeing the elixir and bones explode one after another outside, Ren couldn't stand it no matter how cruel he was, they all ran out to find their juniors, and then took people and celestial bones and left quickly.

After a while, all the people left, leaving only some fairy bones and fairy roots that they had forgotten when they fled in a hurry.

The surroundings were finally clear, and everyone turned around and waited patiently for the fish to be served.

Because of the nosebleed before, Lin Moyu doesn't really want to eat fish now, and at the same time, he is too lazy to wait, so he finds a reason to go out to breathe.

After he got up, Si Weiyuan also got up.

Lin Moyu glanced at him: "I'm just going out to get some air, and I'll go to the kitchen to see if the fish is ready, and I'll be back in a while."

"Um......"

After going out alone, Lin Moyu went to another courtyard to relax, see new things, and wash his eyes.

He deliberately chose those places facing away from the sun so as not to be exposed to the sun.

Tired of shopping, he sat down by the rockery spring to rest his feet for a while, admiring the swimming fish, turtles and other things in the water.

Seeing these little things swimming in the water, he couldn't help reaching out to touch them to relieve boredom.

He was having fun when he suddenly felt something scratch his ankle.

Looking down, it turned out to be a guinea pig.

This guinea pig is very beautiful, with a chubby face, a strong body, sharp eyes, and looks very capable. It can be seen that it has eaten well.

Lin Moyu turned around and picked it up, and said in surprise: "Why is there a guinea pig here? Is it an ingredient that escaped from the back kitchen?"

"Thinking too much, it's me." The guinea pig spoke suddenly.

Lin Moyu was startled and threw the guinea pig out.

The guinea pig rolled and stood up from the ground, and before it could blame Lin Moyu for his recklessness, he said, "It's me, Ling Qingye, Mo Yu, take me to find Master now."

Lin Moyu reacted for a while before squatting down and said, "Are you really Ling Qingye?"

The guinea pig nodded: "Stop talking so much, take me to find Master."

Lin Moyu picked him up, turned around and took him to see Si Weiyuan: "How do you know we are here, and what are you doing here?"

Ling Qingye said: "I came here specifically to find you from Si Yi and the others. As for the reason...that Duan Xionggou came to trouble me again, I couldn't beat him, so I had to come here Looking for you."

"Has he come here already? Or not yet."

Ling Qingye nodded: "He's already here."

"Okay, don't worry, I'll take you there right away." After speaking, Lin Moyu quickened his pace.

It's just that they don't know whether it's his bad luck or Ling Qingye's unlucky luck. As soon as they left Shimen, they bumped into Emperor Zun who came to look for him.

Lin Moyu froze for a moment, and then his body became a little stiff.

Emperor Zun glanced at the mouse in Lin Moyu's hand, raised his head and said to Lin Moyu, "What a coincidence, Mr. Lin, are you also coming here to escape the summer heat?"

Lin Moyu nodded and said, "Yes."

"Speaking of which, Mr. Lin will meet any acquaintances here? I heard that Qing Ye has also come here." After Emperor Zun asked, he looked at his expression carefully.

Lin Moyu of course denied it: "No."

"..." Ling Qingye, who was nestled against his chest, heard his nervous heartbeat, and her own heartbeat also became faster.

One person and one mouse are tense and affect each other, and the state is extremely bad.

Fortunately, Emperor Zun finally nodded and walked past them, saying that he was going to find Ling Qingye elsewhere.

One person and one mouse just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, but the emperor suddenly turned back, looked at the guinea pig in Lin Moyu's hand, and said, "I heard that the rabbit meat in this village is the best in the world. I see this extraordinary product in Mr. Lin's hand. I don't know if I can give it up." to me?"

Lin Moyu laughed awkwardly: "This is not a rabbit, this is a guinea pig."

Emperor Zun took advantage of the situation and said: "Oh, I remembered wrongly, this Zhuang guinea pig meat is the best in the world, I wonder if Mr. Lin can give up his love?"

Lin Moyu shook his head, with a firm attitude: "I won't cut it."

Emperor Zun sneered, and regardless of his wishes, he stretched out his hand towards the guinea pig in his hand.

At this moment, Ling Qingye suddenly opened his mouth and bit Emperor Zun, then turned his head and said loudly to Lin Moyu, "Run!"

Lin Moyu remained motionless, not knowing what he was thinking.

Emperor Zun smiled when he saw his reaction: "Why, Mr. Lin is willing to give him to me?"

Lin Moyu sneered: "If you want to, you can, it depends on whether you have the ability."

Emperor Zun narrowed his eyes: "You mean... you are going to do something?"

Lin Moyu didn't say anything, but just winked at the air behind Emperor Zun, signaling that it's time to do something.

Emperor Zun was really fooled and turned to look.

Lin Moyu seized the opportunity, turned around, hugged Ling Qingye and ran away.

"Don't run like this, run like a guinea pig, so he can't see us so easily."

"Okay!" Lin Moyu immediately cast a spell to turn himself into a guinea pig.

Although the two temporarily escaped from Emperor Zun's pursuit after becoming smaller, Lin Moyu also lost the ability to distinguish directions.Because he became smaller and things around him suddenly became larger, his field of vision was limited and he quickly lost his way.

I searched all afternoon but couldn't find a way out.

Rampage in Nuo Da's villa, and soon they met Emperor Zun again.

The two rats were so frightened that they turned around and burrowed into the gap in the rockery next to them. Taking advantage of their size, they walked back and forth in the cave, so that Emperor Zun could see it but not touch it.

Enraged Emperor Zun enough.

Finally, the two mice came out of another hole in the rockery.

I thought I had arrived in a strange place again, but I didn't expect the scene in front of me to be very familiar. After looking at it for a while, Lin Moyu suddenly remembered the way back to the elegant room.

Relying on his memory, he led Ling Qingye all the way, and not long after, he saw the elegant room before turning a corner.

From a long distance away, Lin Moyu shouted, "Wei Yuan, open the door!"

The figure in the room moved, and then walked towards the door.

Lin Moyu speeded up excitedly, wanting to give Si Weiyuan a big hug in guinea pig form.

Unexpectedly, when he ran to the door, Si Weiyuan opened it just in time, Lin Moyu was directly knocked away by the door, and Ling Qingye couldn't stop and entered the room smoothly.

As soon as he fell to the ground, Lin Moyu returned to his human body, and at the same time his face turned pale, he bit his lips tightly, with a very forbearing expression.

After Si Weiyuan went up and down, Lin Moyu slapped him hard, then got up and slipped away.

He eagerly ran to a place where no one was there to see if there was anything wrong with him somewhere.

At the same time, he anxiously asked the system to let him check his body functions.

"Damn it, he bumped into me, it hurts so much, will I die? I'll go, I'm unconscious now! I haven't thrown Si Weiyuan down yet, I'm not reconciled!"

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