[Crossing the Book] Master, he always wants to plot against me

It checked whether Lin Moyu's function was normal.

Soon, the data showed that it was normal.

Seeing his crying, the system couldn't help scolding him, coughed, and said in a serious tone: "Unfortunately, it might not work."

"Ah?" Lin Moyu raised his head abruptly, feeling cold all over, "Then, there must be a cure, right?"

The system is still serious: "I'm sorry, I'm afraid neither modern medicine nor ancient metaphysics can save you, just accept your fate."

Lin Moyu's eyes darkened, and he almost fainted. He shook his head and forced himself to wake up.

"How could it not be cured? I was not targeted, but accidentally injured. I don't think it's as serious as the others. How could it be impossible to recover?"

"Hey, if it is normal, it is not impossible to treat. The main reason is that it is Si Weiyuan who opened the door this time. You don't know who he is? Besides, you are still knocked into the air in the form of a mouse, so it is good to be alive." What else do you expect? Be content."

After hearing what it said, Lin Moyu became more and more short of breath.

The system continued to bluff him: "Besides, you're not dead, don't you already have sons? And there are three more, many people are envious."

Lin Moyu's eyelids trembled.

"Also, you can't have a baby but Si Weiyuan can let you have one, don't worry."

Lin Moyu's chest kept rising and falling, as if he had been greatly stimulated.

Unable to accept the fact, he took a few short breaths, then his eyes darkened, and he couldn't hold it anymore and fainted to the ground...

After an unknown amount of time, he woke up again.

When he woke up, he found himself lying on the bed.

Dazed for a while, he remembered the reason why he fainted before.

He felt it, but still didn't feel it.

In this room, Lin Moyu was completely desperate, like a neutered cat, staring blankly at the top of the bed.

"Yu'er, are you awake?" Si Weiyuan, who was sitting by the bed, saw that he woke up and leaned into the bed and asked.

Lin Moyu didn't respond.

Si Weiyuan stretched out his hand to caress his forehead: "I saw that your expression was not right before, and thought you were injured somewhere. After a careful inspection, luckily nothing is wrong. Now do you still feel uncomfortable?"

Lin Moyu sneered.

He turned his head and said to Si Weiyuan: "I'm not feeling well, I'm not feeling well all over! Si Weiyuan, are you satisfied now? Are you happy?"

Si Weiyuan didn't understand, he shook his head and said, "What are you talking about?"

Although he knew that it was an accident, Lin Moyu couldn't accept the facts, and put the blame on Si Weiyuan: "You did it on purpose, right? You clearly know that I drive so hard outside!"

Seeing that he misunderstood him, Si Weiyuan frowned slightly, and quickly explained: "I opened it gently..."

"You're so gentle! Don't you know how hard you push? My whole life is ruined by your hands!" Lin Moyu almost burst into tears when he said that he was excited.

Si Weiyuan seemed to understand what he meant, and made a gesture to check his body again, to see if it was what he thought.

Lin Moyu patted his hand away, raised his fingers, and warned: "From now on, you will never touch me again."

Seeing that he was emotionally unstable at the moment, Si Weiyuan had no choice but to withdraw his hand and stop touching him.

The two were silent for a while.

Until someone's stomach starts growling uncontrollably.

Lin Moyu was embarrassed for a while, and said awkwardly: "Is there any fish?"

Si Weiyuan turned around: "Yes, they made a new table and reserved it for you."

Lin Moyu got out of bed and walked out the door without even saying a word.

When I came to the elegant room, there were indeed rich delicacies on the table.

At this time, Ling Qingye and Huan Huan were sitting together, enjoying themselves, and seemed to get along very well.

Seeing him coming, the two quickly waved: "Quick, sit down and eat together, this fish tastes really good."

Lin Moyu nodded, sat down at a random place, and picked up the chopsticks without any appetite.

He is hungry, but he has no appetite. The two are not contradictory.This time I came here just to fill my stomach.

Putting a piece of fish into his mouth, Lin Moyu's taste buds were immediately opened.After a few more bites, the appetite will slowly come up.

After Si Weiyuan came, he went to sit next to him, fearing that he would be hot, and handed him a cup of frozen tea from time to time.

And Lin Moyu also accepted it unceremoniously, and deservedly enjoyed what he had done to him.

After he finished his iced tea, he began to eat fish.One piece after another, he couldn't stop at all... The more he ate, the hotter he ate, and he didn't stop until he got a nosebleed.

Ling Qingye and others noticed his abnormal state, stopped their chopsticks, pointed at him and said, "Why is your nose bleeding?"

Lin Moyu wiped the blood from his nose, and continued to eat fish indifferently: "I don't know, maybe it's too hot."

Master Qi Yin Shan guessed, "Could it be that you overdid it? Do you feel hot all over?"

Lin Moyu was taken aback.

After he said this, he really felt hot all over his body.

It's not just hot, he even feels like he's back to normal!

As he ate a few more pieces of meat, he could obviously feel unexpected changes in his body, and felt that he was really doing well again.

He put down his chopsticks, and said to the crowd in surprise: "I feel... I can do it again." The sadness on his face was gone, as if he was announcing some good news.

Huan Huan and the others didn't understand, so they asked while eating the fish, "What are you doing?"

Naturally, it was impossible for Lin Moyu to tell them such an embarrassing thing. He shook his head and covered it up: "I feel that I can still eat two big bowls."

Ling Qingye thought he was going to say something, waved his hand, and said loudly: "Eat, eat to your heart's content. This stuff is a great tonic, and eating more is harmless. Besides, you haven't eaten today, so eat more."

Lin Moyu also thought so.

He picked up his chopsticks again, and kept eating fish, with a certain purpose.

It wasn't until an even more embarrassing change occurred in his body that he put down his chopsticks in shock, not daring to eat a piece of fish again.

Then he stood up and hurried back to the house for any reason.

Back in the house, he was so excited that he couldn't contain himself, and couldn't wait to share his joy with the system:

"I can do it, I can do it again! That fish meat is really awesome! It is indeed the best of the best."

The system had known for a long time that he would recover, and said calmly, "Calm down."

Lin Moyu proudly said: "You still said that there is no way to cure it, just eat a few pieces of fish and it will be all right, so it turns out that you sometimes missed the calculation."

The system shuddered: "Because I lied to you before."

"you!"

Lin Moyu wanted to scold it, but because he was too excited to scold it, he couldn't even scold him, so he just stopped scolding him, put the matter aside for the time being, and settled with it later.

After that, Lin Moyu excitedly rolled on the bed for a while, and jumped up and down on the ground for a while, celebrating the return of his functions.

But after being excited for a while, he found a strange problem.

That is, until now when he returned to the room from the elegant room, his body seemed to have been in this state all the time, and there was no sign of slowing down at all.

He sat and waited for a while, but there was no change.

This is not a good thing, too much, Lin Moyu couldn't help but get nervous: "Why haven't I recovered yet?"

The system said: "Who told you to eat so much fish? It's too much, just wait slowly."

"..."

In order to prevent Si Weiyuan from seeing his embarrassing portrait when he came back, Lin Moyu filled the bathtub with cold water early and lay down in it.

However, he still underestimated Lingyu's tenderness, until Si Weiyuan came back, he still had the same ghostly appearance.

"Yu'er, are you in there?"

Hearing the other party's voice and approaching footsteps, Lin Moyu immediately stood up nervously, and hurriedly stopped: "Don't come in, you go to take a bath elsewhere, I want to be alone now."

Now that I read it, I am afraid that I will be laughed at by the other party for the rest of my life?No, never let him in!

The figure outside the gauze paused, then slowly turned and left: "Yes."

Lin Moyu breathed a sigh of relief, and then leaned tiredly on the edge of the bathtub, wondering whether he should sleep here today or go to bed after Si Weiyuan fell asleep later.

In the middle of the night, he had already slept through and woke up to realize that he was finally back to normal. He got up and walked out of the bathtub with relief, wiped himself clean, went out and took off the clothes for washing that he brought on the screen, closed his clothes and went to bed.

He lightly went to bed and lay down next to Si Weiyuan, thought for a while, and slowly closed his eyes.

Reluctantly, the coolness of soaking in cold water before going to bed slowly disappeared.

Soon a thin layer of sweat broke out on Lin Moyu's body.

But Si Weiyuan next to him exudes a trace of coolness.

"..."

Although, so many things happened today, he has already said his ugly words before, how could he still have the nerve to take the initiative to hug Si Weiyuan to cool him off?

When struggling, Si Weiyuan's body suddenly moved to this side, but the other person is not awake, so it should be unintentional.

Feeling the coolness getting closer to him again, Lin Moyu's heart was about to move, wondering whether to follow the trend or not.

When he was struggling, another layer of sweat broke out on his back.Lin Moyu couldn't bear it any longer, closed his eyes, and with a sudden heart, he moved directly in front of Si Weiyuan, stretched out his arms to hug him, and put his legs on his.

Just hug him, the big deal is that if you refuse to admit it tomorrow, just say that Si Weiyuan fell asleep and took the initiative to hug him.

After getting what he wanted, he felt like he was hugging a big ice cube that would not melt, and he felt indescribably comfortable all over his body.

He couldn't help but bury his head in Si Weiyuan's arms, feeling the refreshing coolness.

I thought I would sleep peacefully until dawn like this.

It's just that when he was in a daze, his body began to be the strangest again.

Soon he found himself doing it again.

And it was when he hugged Si Weiyuan tightly as a pillow.

Lin Moyu woke up instantly, without any drowsiness.

He raised his head in embarrassment, looked at the person in front of him, his heart was pounding nervously.

Why is it at this time... I knew he would have been lying in the cold water and couldn't come out, ah, what a crime.

What if Si Weiyuan saw this?

Having regretted enough, he quietly withdrew his hands and feet from Si Weiyuan, wanting to take a cold bath again.

As soon as he withdrew his hand from Si Weiyuan's body, the other's hand suddenly came alive behind him and clasped his waist.

Lin Moyu exclaimed, and looked at the other party in a panic.

"Are you awake? When did you wake up?"

Si Weiyuan hugged the person towards him: "I didn't fall asleep."

Lin Moyu was embarrassed and didn't know what to say, he pretended to be dumb for a while, then pushed Si Weiyuan's hand away with his backhand, and said, "I'm a little hot, I want to go down to take a shower, let go."

Not only did Si Weiyuan not let go, but he hugged him even tighter: "In the current situation, where do you want to go?"

Since he said this, he must have known it. Lin Moyu couldn't hold back his old face, and just moved his hand: "What is the situation, I have nothing to do, let me go!"

"You eat too much fish." Si Weiyuan said suddenly.

Lin Moyu was stunned.

"It's too much, you can't do it yourself." Si Weiyuan said meaningfully.

Lin Moyu exploded: "You can't do it, don't you eat it too? What nonsense are you talking about?"

Si Weiyuan nodded and said repeatedly: "Yes, you can do it, but you can't do it too much, too much..."

"You said it!"

Lin Moyu clenched his fist and hit him.

Si Weiyuan easily grasped his wrist, and pulled him onto himself with strength.

Then he gave a muffled smile: "If it wasn't for eating fish this time, you probably wouldn't lose your composure in front of me, would you? Let me be my husband tonight..."

Lin Moyu glared at him: "How dare you!" After breaking up and still sharing the bed, does he want to lose face?Absolutely not!At least not today!

Si Weiyuan did it as soon as he said he would do it, showing his true nature of action: "I'm sorry."

"Stop it, Si Weiyuan!"

Si Weiyuan: "Are you only wearing one piece? Very good."

"roll!"

......

When he woke up the next day, Lin Moyu yawned and sat up on the bed, stretched himself, and said, "It's so comfortable."

Turning back to see Si Weiyuan's calm eyes, he said again: "What are you looking at, it's not because of you, I mean I slept comfortably."

In fact, it was because of him, but Lin Moyu refused to admit it.

Last night, it was not only intercourse but also double cultivation. Si Weiyuan personally helped him unblock the spiritual power in his body, so that everything returned to normal and his cultivation level went up to a higher level.With a good night's sleep, how could he be uncomfortable?

Lin Moyu sat down enough and lay down again. Just as he was about to go back to sleep, there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Xianzun, are you up? We are about to set off."

Hearing the voice, the person seemed to be Qi Yin.

Si Weiyuan replied: "Wait a moment."

Lin Moyu turned back and asked Si Weiyuan: "Where are you going?"

"Go to the fairy city on the other side of Cangling Mountain. Today, there are antique exhibitions, magic weapon exhibitions and food exhibitions in the city. I think you should be interested."

Sure enough, Lin Moyu's eyes lit up as soon as he heard it, and he immediately rolled over and got out of bed: "Then what are you waiting for? Let's go."

After taking care of everything, the two of them went out to meet Lord Qi Yin and the others.

On the way from Cangling Mountain Villa to Xiancheng, Ling Qingye and Huan Huan looked at the refreshed Lin Moyu subtly from time to time, then turned their heads and smiled at each other.

Lin Moyu noticed their strange behavior, and cast a puzzled look: "What are you laughing at?"

Ling Qingye looked Lin Moyu up and down: "Seeing that you are in such good spirits today, you must have had a good time last night, right?"

Before Lin Moyu realized what he meant, Huan Huan continued to add: "People who have been nourished by love are different. We sleep peacefully and wake up exhausted. It's incomparable, incomparable. "

Lin Moyu's face turned dark immediately.

Did these two people make a mistake? How could anyone talk about such a thing?Really buddha...

Ling Qingye said: "Looking at his expression, it seems that we are really guessing right."

Huan Huan said: "Laughing to death, it seems that our intuition is still very accurate."

Lin Moyu's face turned darker when he heard that.

Rolling up his sleeves and wanting to argue with them, the other person walked up to Huan Huan first.

Seeing this, Ling Qingye retreated automatically, and walked with Lin Moyu.

Because of that person's intervention, the matter changed from Ling Qingye and Huan Huan's cp against Lin Moyu to Ling Qingye and Lin Moyu's cp against Huan Huan.

Typical feng shui turns.

Ahead, Lord Qi Yinshan made a suggestion in response to what Huan Huan said before: "Huanhuan, since you want the nourishment of love so much, why don't you let me give it to you, we will have sex tonight, I... .”

Lin Moyu and Ling Qingye pricked up their ears.

Huan Huan waved his hand, regained his seriousness, and said seriously, "What are you talking about? I'm a serious person, so don't say such weird things to me."

Master Qi Yin Shan intentionally misinterpreted his meaning: "Then I can do some weird things?"

Huan Huan had nothing to say to him, and waved his hand to speed up and walked to the front: "I'm too lazy to tell you."

"Huanhuan, wait for me." Shanzhu Qiyin followed with a smile.

Lin Moyu and Ling Qingye looked at each other and smiled meaningfully at each other. The two were eager to try and follow up, when a figure suddenly appeared behind them.

Ling Qingye glanced away from the corner of his eye, ignored Lin Moyu, and walked forward with a wide stride, keeping distance from them in a few strokes.

"Mo Yu, I'll take a step first, you and Master take your time."

Lin Moyu turned his head and glanced at Si Weiyuan, but said nothing, as if he was still angry about what happened last night.

He didn't talk much until he entered the city.

After all, seeing delicious food everywhere, how could he be in a bad mood, and his attitude towards Si Weiyuan was naturally better.

What's more, he has to pay for Si Weiyuan's food and shopping.

After entering the city, Ling Qingye separated from the others and went straight to the restaurant to eat ready-made stir-fried vegetables.

Lin Moyu and Huan Huan chose a tofu stall and sat down to discuss the itinerary.

Before the discussion, Lin Moyu and Huan Huan asked Xiao Er to serve four bowls of tofu at the same time.

"Xiao Er, four bowls of sweet tofu/salty tofu."

When the words fell, the two looked at each other, thinking that they had heard wrong.

Then he turned his head and said, "Here are four bowls of sweet tofu/salty tofu."

This time, they looked back at each other in amazement again.

Xiao Er was confused, and looked back and forth before the two of them, wondering: "You two guests, what kind of tofu do you want?"

Lin Moyu stretched out four fingers and said, "Four bowls of sweet tofu, four bowls of salty tofu."

"okay."

Looking back, he saw that Huan Huan shook his head and said incomprehensibly, "There is still salty tofu in the world. It seems that I am ignorant."

Lin Moyu also said: "Sweet tofu is also unheard of, is this really delicious?"

Huan Huan said, "Of course it's delicious. Sweet tofu is definitely better than salty tofu."

Lin Moyu said: "Not necessarily, how can you eat sweet tofu? I can't imagine its taste."

Huan Huan said, "You'll know when it's served in a while."

When the sweet and salty tofu was served, neither of them tried it first, but let the two runners beside them taste it first.

After Si Weiyuan tasted the sweet and salty tofu one after another, Lin Moyu couldn't wait to ask him which one tasted better.

Si Weiyuan savored it carefully and said: "Both have their own unique features, in my opinion, they are equal. But I personally prefer salty ones."

After getting the answer, Lin Moyu raised an eyebrow at Huan Huan.

Huan Huan turned to Qi Yin and asked him which one was delicious.

I saw that Qi Yin didn't answer immediately, but opened the fan and fanned it, as if thinking.

After thinking about it, he closed the fan, and the tip of the fan moved between the two bowls of tofu a few times, but finally landed on Huan Huan: "I tasted it, and I still think your tofu is the best."

Lin Moyu couldn't hold back: "Pfft."

Huan Huan rolled his eyes, brushed his fan away, took the bowl of untouched salted tofu, and prepared to try it himself.

Lin Moyu also took the bowl of sweet tofu.

The two of them took a deep breath and prepared to eat.

Picking up the spoons, the two scooped up a spoonful of tofu each, and slowly ate them into their mouths with fear of the unknown.

After all, sweet and salty are really two extremes for those who have never eaten it.

After eating, the two put down their spoons and were silent for a while.

Immediately, they both breathed a sigh of relief tacitly, and looked up at each other at the same time.

Then, shake hands and make peace.

Lin Moyu said from the bottom of his heart: "Sweet tofu really lives up to its reputation, it melts in the mouth, the taste is smooth, sweet but not greasy, it is really top grade."

Huan Huan also felt the same way: "Salty tofu is not too bad. It is soft, salty and spicy, and has a refreshing taste. One bite will make people have an endless aftertaste. Yes, it is really good."

Because they have tried each other's sweet and salty tofu, the two of them seem to have opened the door to a new world, and they started eating the leftover sweet and salty tofu.

After eating, the two got up satisfied and went to the next stall to eat together.

Lin Moyu went shopping all the way and bought it all the way, and he didn't forget to share it with Si Weiyuan when he ate it himself.

Almost as soon as he took a bite, he fed Si Weiyuan a bite.

Lin Moyu couldn't figure out whether he was pretending to spread sugar or simply wanted to share the delicious food with Si Weiyuan.

In short, he just wanted to feed and couldn't control it.

Huan Huan also bought a lot of food, he didn't give it to Qi Yin, but Qi Yin came up to ask for it.

Huan Huan avoided him again and again, frowning and said: "You can't buy it yourself, why are you robbing me?"

Qi Yinshan said: "I just like to eat yours."

"..."

Unknowingly, the four of them walked to a frying stand. Lin Moyu and Huan Huan became curious about the black stinky tofu fried in the frying pan.

"Buy it and try it?" Lin Moyu said.

Huan Huan shook his head: "I'm not very interested in stinky tofu."

So in the end only Lin Moyu bought it alone, and he immediately fed one to Si Weiyuan after buying it.

Fortunately, it was not delivered to his own mouth, Master Qi Yinshan couldn't help gloating after seeing it.

But it didn't take long for him to be proud, when Huan Huan found a black sausage from nowhere and handed it to his mouth.

"Don't you want to eat my food? Eat it."

"..."

It was all delivered to his mouth, and it was impossible not to eat, Qi Yin Shanzhu nodded, and took a bite.

Afterwards, the two men slowed down and followed the two foodies, seeming to have plans.

On the way, Si Weiyuan took advantage of Lin Moyu's inattention, turned around and came to an alley, and unbearably spit out the piece of black tofu he ate before.

Then came another who vomited black sausage.

Mountain Lord Qiyin suppressed his nausea and said, "You also came to vomit?"

Si Weiyuan nodded: "Mmm..."