[Crossing the Book] Master, he always wants to plot against me

Master Qiyin shook his head with a grin, "This man just wants to save face, and if he wants to save face, he will suffer..."

Si Weiyuan couldn't hold it back, and vomited again.

Shanzhu Qiyin just remembered his own situation, couldn't go on talking, and vomited.

After vomiting, the two returned to the street.

Seeing Lin Moyu and Huan Huan buying durians in front of them again, they couldn't help feeling cold.

After the hawker cut the durians into several pieces, Lin Moyu and Huan Huan looked around with the durians, as if they were looking for where they were.

But the two people in the back were discouraged when they smelled the smell of durian, not knowing what to do.

When Lin Moyu Huanhuan turned around and saw them, Si Weiyuan and Shanzhu Qiyin immediately pretended to be talking to each other, pretending not to notice their gaze.

Seeing that they seemed to be talking about something, Lin Moyu stopped calling them, and went to the next place with Huan Huan eating durian.

Tired from walking, they entered a restaurant.

Si Weiyuan and Shanzhu Qiyin finally breathed a sigh of relief, after all, they finally didn't have to walk back and forth between those weird stalls.

But as soon as they sat down, Lin Moyu and Huan Huan discussed to let Xiao Er serve a pot of antique soup, that is, hot pot.

The spicy kind.

When the hot pot was served, the two of them lost their composure for an instant.

Si Weiyuan held his breath slightly to resist the attack of the spicy taste.

Shanzhu Qi Yin opened his fan and fanned it, shaking his head while fanning.

Lin Moyu scooped up a spoonful of soup base and tasted it carefully. He shook his head: "It's not spicy enough."

Huan Huan also picked up the spoon and tasted it, and echoed, "It's really not spicy enough."

The other two people who were already a little uncomfortable from the spicy taste: "..."

I don't know how spicy it needs to be to meet their wishes.

Lin Moyu called Xiao Er and ordered, "Take it back and add more spice, the kind that will kill me."

Xiao Er let out a cry and brought the bottom of the pot back to add more spice.

Si Weiyuan persuaded him to think twice: "Yu'er, it might be bad for your health if it's too spicy, you..."

Lin Moyu waved his hand, and said without any pressure: "Then you are not used to eating spicy food, and this level is not a problem for the people there."

When the pot was served, Lin Moyu hurriedly put food in it, as did Huan Huan.

During the whole process, Si Weiyuan and Qi Yin had nothing to do with them.

When the pot was plopping and bubbling, Lin Moyu couldn't wait any longer to pick up a piece of meat with chopsticks and put it in his mouth.

After chewing, he nodded and said, "Well, it's delicious, but unfortunately it's not spicy enough."

Si Weiyuan's eyelids trembled.

He was really afraid that Lin Moyu would ruin his body if he ate so spicy, because the color of the soup was really too red and deep.

This is nothing, Lin Moyu took a few mouthfuls of the chopped chili that was spared aside, and poured it into the pot desperately.

Seeing that he didn't stop pouring a few spoonfuls, Si Weiyuan could no longer hold his hand, and shook his head seriously: "It's ok, don't add more."

This side stopped, and Huan Huan picked up the spare crushed peppers and poured them into the pot.

Shanzhu Qiyin shook his head, completely speechless.

When it was almost poured, the two picked up the chopsticks to taste the taste again.

Fortunately, they were finally satisfied this time and didn't add any more ingredients.

Lin Moyu ate for a while before realizing that Si Weiyuan next to him hadn't moved a chopstick. He thought it was too spicy for him to eat, so he picked up a piece of meat, dipped it in the sauce and added some vinegar, and then brought it to Si Weiyuan's mouth .

"Adding vinegar makes it less spicy, try it?"

Seeing that he was so intentional, Si Weiyuan accepted his kindness and ate it with his mouth open.

"Is it delicious?" Lin Moyu asked expectantly.

"Delicious." From the bottom of my heart, sure enough, with the addition of vinegar, it's not so spicy.

"I'll feed you another one, this meatball is delicious...be careful it's hot."

Mountain Master Qi Yin only cast his eyes enviously and then withdrew his eyes, although he is really not good at eating spicy food.

When he turned around, he saw Huan Huan looking at him thoughtfully.

He was in a bad mood.

In the next second, the premonition came true.A piece of meat suddenly appeared in front of him.

Fiery, steaming, authentic, unprocessed.

Lord Qiyin gave Huan Huan a squinting look: "You don't want to wash it up, so why don't you give it to me?"

Huan Huan kept his movements: "It's delicious like this, you won't be afraid to eat it?"

Qi Yin smiled: "You know that aggressive methods are useless to me."

Huan Huan withdrew his hand: "Forget it, I will eat if you don't want to eat." The meat was brought to his mouth deliberately slowing down.

At this time, Qi Yin suddenly changed his mind for some reason, and bullied him to grab food from Huan Huan's mouth.

Huan Huan saw the opportunity, and at the moment when Qi Yin was about to kiss him, he turned his face to dodge cleverly, and at the same time, the meat on the chopsticks was smoothly fed into Qi Yin's mouth.

Now that he has been tricked, Qi Yin can only swallow the things.

Turning around, he shook his head, a little helpless: "In order to make me eat spicy food, you have really tried your best."

Huan laughed and said nothing.

Not long after, Qi Yin couldn't help pouring himself a cup of tea.Then the second cup, the third cup.

But no matter how many cups he drank, the spiciness still lingered.

In the end, he simply put down his teacup and fanned himself with a fan instead, waving away the meaning of hotness: "No, it seems that you southerners are more likely to eat spicy food."

Huan Huan debunked him: "It's as if you're not from the south."

Lin Moyu saw that he and Si Weiyuan really couldn't eat spicy food, so he waved for Xiao Er again and asked them to have another non-spicy hot pot.

The non-spicy soup served this time has a light yellow base and a rich soup flavor. It looks very nourishing, especially suitable for those who can't eat spicy food.

It's just that since they got into the pot, the guests coming and going upstairs and downstairs have cast strange glances at them.

It can be said that the two of them were ridiculed by everyone before they moved their chopsticks.

Because people who come to this restaurant to eat, no matter men, women, young or old, come for the spicy food. It can be said that this restaurant does not sell antique soup with light soup.

So seeing Si Weiyuan and his two elders surrounded by a clear soup pot is very contemptuous.

Regarding being looked down upon by everyone because of this kind of thing, Qi Yin didn't know whether to be angry or to laugh, so he looked at Si Weiyuan helplessly.

The same is true of the other party's mood.

Lin Moyu didn't pay attention to this strange phenomenon. After eating for a while, he suddenly kicked Si Weiyuan with his leg, and when the other person turned his head, he raised his chin and gestured towards the counter, intending to let Si Weiyuan go to the counter first. Bill settled.

He was afraid that Huan Huan would rush to pay the shopkeeper.

But Si Weiyuan didn't understand what he meant after his leg was touched, and thought that Lin Moyu showed the guest room behind the counter, implying that he would go to double repair after dinner, so he nodded in a wrong way, and touched Lin Moyu's leg ,In response.

Lin Moyu was stunned, he put down his chopsticks, looked seriously at Si Weiyuan's expression, confirmed that he really didn't understand what he meant, sighed, looked across, and got up to pay the bill while Huan Huan and the others were not paying attention.

Huan Huan saw him get up from the corner of his eye, and quickly called him to stop: "What are you going to do?"

Lin Moyu lied casually: "I'll go...it's convenient, people have three urgencies."

Huan Huan got up, and the hands behind his back suddenly started to move: "You have become a fairy, you still have three worries, I'm afraid you are joking."

Seeing his little movements, Lin Moyu nervously squeezed the bank note in his hand, and got into a starting position.

When the atmosphere was solidified enough, he made a feint, made a fake move to trick Huan Huan, and immediately turned around and rushed to the counter.

Huan Huan reacted and immediately chased after him.

When he was about to run to the counter, Lin Moyu slipped on something and fell halfway to the ground.

Huan Huan took the opportunity to go forward and hand out the bank note to the shopkeeper: "Treasurer, pay the bill."

Lin Moyu hugged his hand and pulled him down to prevent him from paying the bill.

Then he handed out his bank note to the top: "Treasurer, take my money, and I will pay the bill!"

Huan Huan grabbed his hand again and pressed down his bank note: "No, take mine, Lin Moyu, I will pay the bill today! Otherwise, you will look down on me!"

Lin Moyu also said: "You are looking down on me if you don't let me tie the knot! Stop talking, let me do it!"

Huan Huan: "You paid for the tofu just now! Let me come this time!"

Lin Moyu: "What the hell, I made it clear that I will treat you today, why did you forget it when you turned around?"

"Nonsense." Si Weiyuan saw the two entangled together rolling around on the ground in the distance, couldn't help but frowned, got up and walked forward.

Qi Yin shook his head and followed.

"It's just a settlement, whoever pays the same? Why do you have to be in such a mess? It's really..."

Si Weiyuan continued: "I haven't grown up yet."

Qi Yin flapped his fan: "Correct answer."

When they arrived at the cabinet, the two pulled Lin Moyu and Huan Huan away respectively, and then each put a piece of fairy silver on the shopkeeper's table.

Then the two looked at each other, and instantly forgot what they said just now.

Si Weiyuan: "Don't you say anyone can tie the knot?"

Shanzhu Qiyin: "So it's okay for me to tie the knot."

Si Weiyuan: "Then I'll make the knot."

Lord Qiyin said, "I will tie the knot."

Si Weiyuan: "I'm married."

Lord Qiyin: "I'm married."

......

Seeing them like this, Lin Moyu and Huan Huan couldn't help but think that no matter how mature a man is, he can't escape the law of paying the bill, and each one is more childish than the other when they fight.

The shopkeeper saw that they were rushing to pay the bill, and couldn't get in a word at all, so he had no choice but to say to Lin Moyu and the others who were temporarily silent: "Actually, you don't need to pay the bill today, because all customers who come to our shop today will be free of charge." one."

"..."

Lin Moyu and Huan Huan were dumbfounded, and the other two also stopped talking.

The atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward.

In order to prevent this embarrassment from continuing, Lin Moyu took the lead in coughing and said: "Although the rules are like this, but things have come to this point, shopkeeper, you must accept this money!"

Huan Huan agreed, "Yes, you must accept it!"

The shopkeeper sweated profusely: "This..."

Lin Moyu took the fairy silver from Si Weiyuan, the boss at the table, wrapped it with the silver note in his hand, and threw it directly to the shopkeeper.

The shopkeeper caught it, surprised, looked at Lin Moyu who ran away with Si Weiyuan after throwing away the money, and said, "Guest officer, who are you?"

Lin Moyu didn't turn his head back and said: "This is the pre-paid meal, you don't need to take money from them anymore, let's go first, goodbye!"

When Huan Huan turned his head, the two of them had already run away. At that time, it was useless for him to be unwilling, so he could only sigh angrily...

After leaving the inn, Lin Moyu dragged Si Weiyuan and ran wildly on the street for a while, only stopping when the distance was far enough.

Even though he was exhausted and out of breath, Lin Moyu still laughed wildly and pointed in the direction he came from.

"It's so exciting to run away after losing it, I really want to do it again."

Si Weiyuan reached out to help him wipe his mouth: "Okay, let's do it again, I'm afraid your little body won't be able to hold it."

Lin Moyu moved back and forth, constantly thinking about how he lost the money in one go, the more he thought about it, the more resourceful he felt.

Si Weiyuan pinched his chin, fixedly looked at him: "Don't move."

Only then did Lin Moyu come back to his senses: "What's wrong?"

Si Weiyuan stared at his lips: "There is something in his mouth."

Lin Moyu said smoothly: "Then help me with it."

"Yeah." Si Weiyuan approached and blew on his lips, then took advantage of his unpreparedness and swept his lips with his tongue.

Immediately, Lin Moyu's scalp tingled, and he retreated in a panic, leaning against Si Weiyuan's chest, and looked left and right.

Turning around, he pressed his lips, and his mind was in a state of confusion: "This is a public order, please don't mess around!"

"Then don't you look at how swollen your lips are."

Lin Moyu pressed his lips seriously, and said puzzledly: "My mouth is not swollen."

With a smile in Si Weiyuan's eyes, he slowly opened his lips: "That was before I licked it."

Lin Moyu blushed instantly, and looked away: "Is it really swollen before?"

"Well, it's swollen."

Lin Moyu wanted to die instantly, no wonder he saw someone laughing at him in the inn before, it turned out that his mouth was already swollen at that time.And he also boasted in front of everyone with a little yellow duck's mouth on his head. It was the greatest respect for him that everyone didn't die laughing.

He raised his head humbly: "What about now?"

Si Weiyuan lowered his eyes and looked carefully: "Now, it's much better. But you ate too much chili today, maybe you got angry, I don't know if it will swell up again in a while."

Lin Moyu touched his lips with regret, and walked forward sadly.

After walking for an unknown amount of time, his lips swelled again unknowingly, but he hadn't noticed it yet.

Until a child saw his red and swollen lips, he couldn't help pointing at him and said to the adult beside him: "Father, look at his mouth, it looks like a duckling."

Lin Moyu's mind exploded.

Very angry, very embarrassed, but unable to attack.

So he covered his mouth without saying a word and dragged Si Weiyuan to an empty alley.

Then he pushed Si Weiyuan against the wall, stood on tiptoe and kissed him on the lips, several times in succession.

After kissing, he touched his lips, and the swelling subsided a lot, so he continued to work hard.

However, no matter how many times he tried, his lips only recovered to a certain state, and the swelling did not completely subside.

At the end of the trial, he gave up and slowly withdrew from Si Weiyuan's side.

At this moment, Si Weiyuan put his arms around his waist: "Want to return to the original state?"

Lin Moyu nodded.

Si Weiyuan stretched out his hand to pinch his chin, and slowly approached his lips: "Then you have to take your time, don't rush..."

I don't know how long he stayed in the alley, but when he came out, Lin Moyu regained his confidence and was able to blend into the crowd calmly.

But when he was walking, he still asked Si Weiyuan from time to time if his lips were swollen, and he was relieved when he said no.

After wandering in the street for a while, he suddenly remembered his purpose of coming here.

He has never been to any of the food exhibition, antique exhibition, and spiritual weapon exhibition.

He turned his head and asked Si Weiyuan: "Should we go to the antique exhibition, the food exhibition, or the magic weapon exhibition first?"

Si Weiyuan: "Follow you."

Lin Moyu thought for a while: "Then let's go to the antique exhibition first?"

"it is good."

But on the way to the antique exhibition later, Lin Moyu regretted it.

He never expected that this antique exhibition would be the longest and most difficult to find among the three exhibitions.

Every time I ask passers-by, they say different directions, and even the locals don't know where the exhibition is, so Lin Moyu doesn't know who to listen to.

In the end, I can only choose the one that is relatively reliable, and walk in the direction he said with the mentality of giving it a try, to see if I can reach the antique exhibition where the dragon can't see the end.

The result is still a waste of time.

In the end, he could only try one by one according to the directions mentioned by different passers-by, and try his luck to see if he could find it.

Until it got dark, he finally seemed to see an exhibition hall similar to an antique exhibition in a brightly lit place ahead.

Because he saw some people carrying vases and jade carvings to the exhibition hall one after another.

It is impossible for the other two exhibitions to have these things, right?

I stepped forward and asked, but I didn't expect it to be the right one.

He dragged Si Weiyuan into the arena wearily, ready to take a casual look around and go back to rest.

Although I am very tired, is it unreasonable not to go in and take a look after I have come here?Otherwise, I would be too sorry for his contribution today.

But after entering, he was immediately amazed by all kinds of antiques on the sandalwood and gold carving cabinets in the exhibition hall.

What amazed him was not only the novel and beautiful appearance of these antiques, but also because of their ridiculously low prices.

When encountering these antiques with exquisite appearance and historical value, why hesitate?buy it!

So every time he passed by a display point, he asked Si Weiyuan to buy something he liked.

Si Weiyuan saw that he was so excited as soon as he showed up, and kept buying antiques, he couldn't help thinking of the time when he hoarded antiques and wanted to leave, and felt somewhat worried.

"Weiyuan, come and see this!"

Walking in front of a jade altar, Lin Moyu couldn't help being attracted by a... diamond ring suspended above the altar.

The reason why it is called a diamond ring is because its whole body is made of diamonds. Lin Moyu doesn't know what this kind of ring made of all diamonds is called, so let's call it a diamond ring for the time being.

Si Weiyuan came over and saw that Lin Moyu seemed very interested in this ring, so he asked, "Do you want this?"

Lin Moyu looked at the price, immediately dismissed the idea of ​​buying, and shook his head rationally: "Forget it, just take a look."

Immediately left the booth.

Si Weiyuan looked at the ring for a while, and then left.

After leaving this booth, Lin Moyu went to the Jade Carving Exhibition.

He fell in love with a jade carving from a long distance away, and seeing that the price was affordable, he couldn't help speeding up his pace, wanting to quickly go forward and take it down, so that no one else could get there first.

Just as he was about to get there, the two guests standing in front of the jade carving seemed to have a quarrel and suddenly started arguing.

One of them picked up Lin Moyu's favorite jade carving and threw it at him.

As a result, the man dodged, and the perfectly fine jade carving fell to the ground and shattered.

Lin Moyu's heart also twitched.

However, it was all shattered, and he had no choice but to retreat to get another jade carving that he still liked.

As a result, the person who was not hit picked up Lin Moyu's second favorite jade carving and threw it at the person who hit him.

The person didn't hit it, and the jade carving shattered again.

Lin Moyu's eyes twitched, and the anger in his heart began to accumulate slowly.

He took a deep breath, endured and stretched out his hand to get his third favorite jade carving.

However, he was still a step too late, and this jade carving still couldn't escape their poisonous hands.

This time, he couldn't bear it anymore and broke out completely.

"What are you smashing? If you have the ability to go out and fight one-on-one! What kind of skill is smashing things?"

One of the strong men turned around and yelled at Lin Moyu: "What's your business if I smash things? I just like to smash things, why? Get out!"

With his ferocious look on his face and his loud voice, a loud roar really startled Lin Moyu who was defenseless.

He subconsciously hid behind Si Weiyuan.

Later, I thought that I was a fairy, how could I not be able to take down such a small person?So he slowly pushed away Si Weiyuan, said "Go away, don't block me from cutting people", and calmly walked in front of the strong man.

The strong man saw how thin he was, so he raised his hand and wanted to give him a slap to let him know how powerful he is.

A strong palm wind hit, Lin Moyu subconsciously raised his hand to block it, and responded easily.

Then he slapped the strong man with a backhand.

The strong man fell down in response, lying on the ground, unconscious.

Lin Moyu looked at his hand, then at the jade carving on the ground, turned around and walked away unhappily.

When he was about to leave the exhibition venue, he heard another two people arguing in front of a booth, but it was not because of the fight over the exhibits, but that one of them accidentally broke the exhibits, a vase, and the other was in charge of managing the antique exhibition. Buyers and sellers are calling him out of money.

The location of the broken vase is very strange, as if the seller deliberately placed it in a dangerous place waiting for someone to bump into it and smash it to steal money.

He has seen this kind of routine before.

Therefore, Lin Moyu couldn't help but stop and take a look.

"I beg you to return my jade pendant to me. It is my family heirloom. If you want money, I can go back and get other things for you!"

"Hehe, it's a good idea. If I give it back to you, why don't you find a chance to run away?"

Lin Moyu looked at the jade pendant, and couldn't help but his eyes lit up: "By the way, this jade pendant is really beautiful."

After listening to them arguing for a while, and understanding the cause of the incident, Lin Moyu was hesitating whether to meddle in other people's business, when the system suddenly interrupted and said: "The side task is updated, help this sick and beautiful man who smashed the vase in front of you to get out, and you can get points. Are you sure?" Accept the mission?"

What it said strengthened Lin Moyu's determination to help him.

At the same time, the weak and beautiful man seemed to have noticed that Lin Moyu stood behind for a long time as if he was considering whether to help him, so he turned and looked at him beggingly.

Lin Moyu turned back to Si Weiyuan and asked him to give him enough fairy silver, and then went to the aggressive seller, gave him the fairy silver, and then snatched the jade pendant that he took away from the sick and beautiful boy for mortgage Take it back and give it back to the sick and beautiful boy.

"Put it away, and don't take this kind of precious and important heirloom with you in the future. Also, if you come across such a strangely placed vase in the future..."

Unexpectedly, the sick and beautiful man ignored him, and walked up to Si Weiyuan with the jade pendant, wanting to give it to him.

"Engong, thank you for saving me this time. This thing is my thank you gift, please accept it." There was still a touch of blush on his face when he spoke.

Lin Moyu turned around, eyes twitching: Who just said that this jade pendant is his family heirloom?

Si Weiyuan took the jade pendant, walked up to Lin Moyu, and handed the jade pendant to him.

"Yu'er, didn't you say you liked this jade pendant before? Here it is."

Lin Moyu took the jade pendant, and looked at the sick and beautiful man with a delicate mood.

I have to say, the development of this matter is really a bit cool.