Xiangjiang old events [entertainment circle]

As soon as this "classic clip" came out, those viewers who were not so nerdy and so Two-dimensional finally saw what Su Yun was "paying homage to"—in the 60s, Paramount Films and Television released the full-length "Star Trek" The TV series are the sci-fi enlightenment and youth memories of a generation.

In "Star Trek", the half-Vulcan, half-human first mate Spock, played by actor Leonard Nimoy, has a signature action called Vulcan salute.

In the plot, when the Vulcans use this function, which is similar to raising their hands in greeting, they will also say a famous Vulcan congratulatory speech "Live long and prosper", which means "endless life, prosperity".

Or many people think that they have forgotten this sci-fi memory in their youth, but in fact, when the tentacles of some details touch the dust of time, those memories that are thought to be dusty will be caught off guard. hit people's minds.

Think about the character attributes of the protagonists of the movie in their "Galaxy Adventure", isn't this almost corresponding to the protagonists in "Star Trek" back then?

Thinking of this, many people in the venue subconsciously showed a knowing smile.

However, compared to the fact that in reality, the popularity of the first officer of the alien is higher than that of the captain most of the time, in this movie it is a turn around—in this movie, the commander Jason is the most popular one.

When he came on the stage right after the chief mate, Jason undoubtedly received the most intense cheers and applause, and it was connected to the autograph session next to the coke board, where Jason sat in meditation alone at the other table. Five people.

That's right, the five people—except for the first officer Alexander, the chief engineer Fred, the driver Tommy, and the repeater Ji Gwen, the former very enthusiastic and familiar host Guy, also insisted on borrowing his past experience. The pretext of running out of the way in an episode of "Galaxy Adventures" forced his way into their table.

"You may not remember me. I appeared in episode 81. Before the first commercial break, I was killed by a monster in a red shirt..."

Undoubtedly, since people saw that Su Yun was playing memes, the follow-up memes became easier to understand one by one: the so-called "red shirt" means that in ancient TV dramas, it is not easy for the protagonist to take the lead in a dangerous plot. When the box lunch, some "new characters" in red uniforms will be arranged to appear.

And these new characters called "red shirts" are usually played by extras, and they will inevitably be killed soon, so as to show the danger of the current situation and remind the protagonist and the audience of the danger...

Seeing his eagerly awaited appearance, the four of them couldn't really drive him away.

What's more, if the leading actors who used to work together would rather sit with a secondary player than sit with the "commander", Jason would probably feel quite embarrassed...

The idea is beautiful, but the reality is cruel. Jason, as a big star who has seen the storm, does not care about isolation at all. He talks endlessly with enthusiastic fans at another table, causing bursts of laughter.

Seeing how popular Jason is, and looking at the five people waiting in front of him for autographs, who are obviously much shorter than him, he can only lament sourly that this guy is really popular and fans like him.

At this time, an easter egg of "Tomb Raiders" arranged by Su Yun began to play: Zhuang Ni, who is studying professional courses at the university, brought a few classmates he met in his spare time, and came over to ask "Commander" Jason some technical issues.

Listening to him talking like a technical geek saying that several of them were arguing endlessly because of the "quasar dilemma", Jason was half too lazy to use his brain to answer him, and half saw Gwen's charming posture, so he walked over to the other A table, and then put his hand on Gwen's shoulder in front of the longing-looking CP fans: "No, that's just her opinion."

Thinking of my own "I think you and the Commander had a spark in this part of this episode" and Gwen's serious "nothing happened between us" denial, take another look at the two actors In the ambiguous atmosphere between them, CP fans immediately backed off with a smile on their face of "I understand".

Annoyed by his way of molesting and putting on stage to stir up gossip, Gwen was also a little annoyed now, so she stood up and walked away.

"Gwen!" Afraid of making things worse and really annoyed her, Jason called Gwen's name in a low voice, while quickly chasing after her.

Unfortunately, on the way, Jason was suddenly stopped by four Sami people who claimed to be from the Klaatu Nebula.

These four people wearing the same tight leather uniforms can't be seen from the episode of COS, but they look more advanced than the costumes of many people present, but the smiles on their faces are very stiff, quite The impression of smiling but not smiling.

Faced with the remarks of these four people asking for his help, Jason thought it was a performance invitation staff who came to the door, so he politely said, "Talk to my agent, remember to drive a luxury car to pick me up and keep it secret." After that, it continued to chase Gwen.

However, Gwen, who was taking a photo with COS Cheng's fans, saw Jason approaching with a hippie smile, and immediately turned him down angrily.

Facing the fans' gossipy eyes, Jason had no choice but to make excuses in desperation, and quickly avoided the toilet.

The restrooms of Manzhan have always been full of demons dancing wildly. Jason managed to find a cubicle to try to be quiet, but he heard someone whispering loudly from outside: "What a ridiculous show, those bastards came here Get an autograph for 15 bucks—these guys haven't acted in years!"

"They rely on this TV show to bluff and cheat for their money!"

"And that Jason, who was pestered by a bunch of idiots to ask questions, really thought he was a space commander..."

"I know, other actors can't stand him - have you heard his friends scolding him behind his back, he has become the laughing stock of his friends, it's so sad..."

Thinking of the scene where he was sitting alone at one table while other people crowded together at the other table, Jason's eyes dimmed instantly when he connected with the outside world: It turned out that they were not envious or jealous because they were too popular. Yu maintained this friendship again, and let the one with the most fans sit alone at the table to avoid crowding...

Thinking of this, Jason fell silent during the next signing time, and became a signing robot just like Alexander, who had a straight face all the time as if he was a professor correcting students' homework.

The bustling scene was like the hit dramas of the past years, and it was deserted in a blink of an eye. After Jason signed the last name of this stack of books, when he looked up, he saw Zhuang Ni and his friends together again. , came over to ask him the unfinished question.

"This is just a TV series, there is no quantum flux, no auxiliary power, and no damn spacecraft!" Jason stood up angrily, "Got it?!"

Commander Hao Hao, who used to talk and laugh with children, suddenly lost his temper. Not only Zhuang Ni and his classmates, but also the fans around and the other protagonists were also taken aback.

But Jason didn't seem to care about maintaining his image any more, and left angrily on the spot at the pace of disapproval.

"To be honest, I've never seen him lose his composure in front of fans." In the evening, in what looked like a cheap and crowded apartment, Gwen talked on the phone with Alexander, who also rented another cheap apartment.

"As I said earlier, his mental state is unstable." Alexander has never been used to this male lead who has a different personality and always steals his limelight in TV dramas.

The conversation between the two old friends who share weal and woe continues. On the contrary, in the luxurious mansion, the lonely Jason is drinking wine glass by glass. It is just the garbage wine packaging that anyone with some knowledge of wine can see, silently implying The popular male number one in the eyes of Gwen and others is actually just a past artist who is already a little bit shy.

Otherwise, he didn't need to be an hour and a half late for the twentieth anniversary of his milestone TV series in order to earn some extra money.

The core of this kind of comedy is the narrative technique of tragedy, which can arouse the inexplicable sadness and helplessness of migrant workers who once dreamed of flying into the universe and flying into space.

Who doesn't want to be like the commander played by Jason, shouting the slogan "never surrender, never give up" and stick to it to the end, fighting for the great dream of protecting the peace of the universe?

It's a pity that the iron fist of reality makes it impossible for a person whose spine has been bent to say these words anymore.

In just ten minutes, there were stalks, laughter and tears. When all the audience were guessing that Su Yun was going to make a spiritual sequel to continue the spirit of "The Dark Knight", the hangover continued until the next day. Jason was suddenly awakened by those Sami people from yesterday.

Seeing that this group of staff dressed as aliens was really sincere, they drove a stretched luxury car to the door to pick him up. The half-drunk Jason hurriedly got up and got in the car .

Dazedly listening to the leader say that their planet was attacked by Cyrus from the planet of Fatukre, after the negotiation and the battle failed, they could only follow the historical documentary on their planet to find the great Jia. When Commander Sen came to help them, Jason nodded vigorously: This group of staff who have been wearing uniforms all the time is on the road, without him saying, they will already explain the plot to him during the journey arrange.

Very good, time-saving and easy to communicate, it should be a very easy private job...

Anyway, he still has half an hour to go to another venue, so it doesn't matter if he takes over this private job and takes the money first, and then goes to another one.

Jason, who was thinking this way, didn't notice the fact that his "extended luxury car" rose into the air amidst the audience's exclamations and laughter——

Drunken and drowsy mental state, coupled with the Sami people's technology and driving skills are so good that he went directly into the interior of the spaceship, thinking that he used his heart and gold's breath Take a scene.

After praising the scene with satisfaction, Jason, in front of the trembling Sami, arrogantly and the opposite General Cyrus, who had slaughtered the entire planet of the Sami and left only this spaceship man, Passionately fight each other across the big screen.

Looking at the "actor" on the opposite side who looked like a lobster, he knew at a glance that he was the villain who was going to be defeated by him. Jason, who expressed that he wanted to improvise in order to hurry, gave one attack after another on the spot. Give all the particle cannons and bombs on the spaceship to the opposite one who still thinks he has a chance to win, so he has been arrogantly saying that he wants Omega 13, technicians, and you group of octopuses to surrender and then come. General Cyrus who did coolie mining for our planet...

Probably he really punched the old master to death. Jason commanded a violent attack indiscriminately, and actually temporarily repelled Cyrus' army.

Seeing that the screen on the other side was already black, Jason, who thought that the performance was over, got off the commander's seat and hurried to the corridor.

The bewildered leader of the Sami people hurriedly chased him out. When he heard Jason's words that he wanted to go back, he was even more anxious: "If you go back to Earth, what about the negotiations? You have already opened fire on him... "

"I already asked you to blow up all the shells at them, even if his spaceship is very strong..." Jason said impatiently as he walked in the direction indicated by the Sami people, "Well, if Sailor Si is not dead yet, then you can find me again, and I will bring my team members to help you..."

"Thank you, you saved our people." The leader of the Sami people gave him a grateful hug, and then handed him an interstellar communicator that was imitated according to the shape of the communicator props in the "Galaxy Adventure" TV series. .

Seeing that the leader of the Sami people left the room with a few of his men, Jason, who stepped on a strange white circle, couldn't finish saying "Where is my limousine", and his body was already rushed up by the white circle A burst of transparent colloid completely covered it.

Immediately afterwards, in the shocked eyes of Jason and the audience, the room turned black and then bright, showing a huge nebula map.

Among such vast beauty, the water-blue planet is particularly eye-catching.

Jason, who was ejected from the spaceship, made an interstellar jump with his body, and returned to the earth through the black hole, at this moment, the hangover that had never recovered was finally frightened and woke up.

At the same time, Gwen and the others who managed to find a guest performer at the opening ceremony of an electronic store were working hard in front of the few reporters and passers-by, smiling and saying the advertisement.

Even Alexander, who is black-mouthed and black-faced both in and out of the play, let go of his principles despite his octopus head shape, and stiffly recited a classic line of "Quack bless".

After the extremely excited Jason found out their current location, he ran towards this side in a hurry, and happened to bump into Zhuang Ni and his party who had finished getting their autographs here. In a hurry, Jason picked up Wrong around the imitation communicator in Johnny's hand.

Zhuang Ni picked up another imitation genuine communicator with the same shape but a completely different feel. Looking at Jason's back as he galloped away, his expression became even more confused.

As a result, Jason, who held the imitation communicator and said that he really met aliens and boarded the spaceship last night, was despised by Gwen and others, bluntly saying that every leading actor has one of these things, Let him stop being drunk here again.

Jason, who was still smelling of alcohol, quickly clarified: "I'm real! Can you use it to communicate with aliens—hey, Protector, I'm the commander..."

"I can't stand him." Tommy, the youngest and hottest driver in the team, was the first to get up and leave.

The others didn't bother to talk to the drunk, and got up one after another to follow Tommy's footsteps.

Jason, who had been found by the Sami people again and told him that the situation was not good, looked at the old man who was about to get in the car and leave in a bad mood, and shouted continuously: "Guys, we are a team, you go with me Okay, this is not a prank..."

"Gwen, you know me best..."

"You know, Jason, how you treat us is the same thing, but you shouldn't treat fans like this yesterday!" Gwen glanced at Zhuang Ni and others who were still standing in the shadow downstairs, without looking back stepped into the car.

As soon as he sat in, he heard Tommy yelling that he was going to beat Jason up. Gwen sighed helplessly: "Son, I really didn't expect you to be so angry..."

"Actually, I think we should take over this job, otherwise, I don't know if he will come to us next time..." Chief Engineer Fred said.

"He's drunk, do you think he's really talking about work?" Alexander answered angrily.

The next moment, the four of them were shocked. After glancing at the uniforms on the other people, they scrambled to get out of the car again. After all, they found a female Sami who Jason had left behind as a backup.

"Are you all going to board the ship?" the Sami woman asked.

"Yes, we are a team, we either act together, or we don't act at all." Holding the domineering air that if he doesn't make it to this job announcement, he might not have the money to pay the rent, Gwen said confidently.

After seeing that they seemed to have a new announcement, Guy, who came to run with him, rushed over excitedly: "I'm also on this team!"

"Okay, the commander asked me to stay here and continue the teleportation. Immediately teleport four people and delay teleporting one person." The female Sami explained the situation to the communicator after seeing that the chief engineer Fred was buying bread.

"I look forward to meeting you again on the spaceship. The teleportation is over." After saying this, the figure of the female Sami disappeared into the air.

This scene of changing people to life and the sudden appearance of white circles under their feet finally made Gwen and others feel that something was wrong——

"Guys, what's going on?!"

"OMG—"