Xiangjiang old events [entertainment circle]

This time it’s really a way to heaven, you don’t go, a group of people who thought they were ignoring the work announcement, just like that, together with the screams of panic, were completely covered by the transparent glue gushing out of the white circle, repeating Jason’s ejection Take off, star jump in flesh to the Sami spaceship.

Before the audience died laughing at their bewildered faces, the scene of the Sami fans forgetting to transform into human forms and rushing to chase after the stars, made people both inside and outside the play quite moved. Accident.

The difference is that the protagonists in the play are too scared to move by these enthusiastic big octopuses; while the audience outside the play is looking at these big octopuses with an alien flavor, thinking they are ugly and cute. At the same time, I couldn't help laughing one after another because of this scene.

The chief engineer, Fred, arrived when the big octopuses turned into human forms, but one can tell from his amazed appearance that this guy has a strong psychological endurance. After being too stable, Jason and Jason half-supported and half-pulled a few teammates with weak legs and walked out together.

As they walked, they also learned from the leaders of the Sami people why the Sami people worship them so much: by some wonderful coincidence, their "Galaxy Adventure" wandered into the universe and was regarded as a treasure by the Sami people. A historical documentary about the Earth Heroes team...

Therefore, based on the historical documentaries of this group of earth heroes, the Sami people reshaped their goals and three views, temporarily quelled chaos and rebuilt order, and also based on their "great heroes" and "historical documentaries", The spaceship that allowed the whole family to exile in the universe was built.

After hearing that they also built a battleship one by one based on the data of the "Protector" in the TV series, waiting for their team to control it, Jason and the others felt an extremely complicated thing: some hardcore fans built a warship for them. Comparing a hard-core hand to do this kind of thing, it should have been the pinnacle of an actor's career...

But this battleship is intended to be controlled by actors like them!

Generally speaking, the technology of the octopus-like Sami people is not weak, but they probably use all their skill points to climb the technology tree, so they don’t have points to spend on emotional intelligence, so they are only worse than them in terms of technology A little bit, but the lobster spirit clan, whose whole clan is naturally ferocious, is undoubtedly at a disadvantage.

"We have to go back! We are actors, not astronauts!" Gwen stopped Jason in a low voice while the Sami leader and the tribe were dealing with and introducing other measures on the spacecraft.

But what Jason said next temporarily dispelled their worries: the war is almost over, and the rest is all about remote negotiations. If they go back like this, then they can only continue to go back to that boring place. In the monotonous life, I missed everything in front of me...

Whether they want to be a fish with a dream to venture into the stars, or return to the earth and continue to be a salted fish, is in their mind.

Therefore, thinking that it would be okay to take a look after they had already boarded the "thief ship", Gwen and his party followed Jason and the Sami people into the landing cabin.

When they saw the "Protector 2" built for them by the Sami people, the smooth lines and beautiful shape, as well as the background of the vast sea of ​​stars... Finally, they couldn't help but together with the audience outside the play, for this I was amazed by a battleship that seemed to appear only in a dream.

"Oh my god! I, I seem to remember how to operate these..." Looking at the console exactly as in memory, the impatient driver Tommy Xiaonian exclaimed.

Then, Tommy exclaimed that he seemed to remember how to operate it, and when his own people were extremely worried and the Sami people were extremely looking forward to it, Jason, who was the commander, asked him to set sail...

Where the hell did I get a spaceship and warship driver's license!

The expression on Tommy's face was so vivid that even if he didn't say it directly, the audience present could see his WTF mentality at the moment.

It's a pity that it's useless for him to WTF in his heart. Under the expectant eyes of so many aliens, Tommy can only bite the bullet.

When the special effects technology was not so developed in the early years, the props group would always be more detailed. Therefore, relying on the memory of opening the "Battleship Console" in the "Galaxy Adventure" crew, Tommy is forcibly recalling childhood memories and unfamiliarity. There was a battle between heaven and man during the operation, and after shaking the battleship a few times due to improper operation, it was finally activated successfully——

Then, this "historical documentary" has become a genius pilot of the protector at a young age, under the gaze of tens of thousands of Sami people's eyes at the rear and on both sides, let this freshly baked warship □Scratched a large area against the wall of the landing cabin...

That teeth-stinging scratching sound, which can be called the only way (scratching) for novices to get out of the car and new cars out of the garage, also made people with driver's licenses laugh out loud.

After finally driving the bow of the ship and rubbing off a large piece of paint, Protector 2 got out of the cabin. After hearing the warm applause from the simple-minded Sami people around, Jason, Gwen and others also secretly thought about it. I breathed a sigh of relief.

At lunch, the Sami showed them their specially designed food synthesizer.

This kind of food synthesizer can generate corresponding food according to each person's place of birth and food taste. For example, the commander Jason is from Iowa in the TV series, so he can synthesize Iowa flavor for him Steak; Fred, the chief engineer, is Chinese, so he will synthesize Chinese-style noodles for him...

Then, the camera came to Alexander, who is Doctor Alien in the play: his bowl was full of arthropods soaked in clear water, fat and strong, vigorous and lively, and his appearance was quite impressive. Regional big cockroach wind...

"Like my mother's craftsmanship." Facing the only Sami fan who liked his character more, Alexander, who decided not to eat lunch today, said in a sad tone.

During lunch, they talked about the reason why Cyrus wanted to attack the Sami people. It turned out that it was to snatch a thing called "Omega 13" from the Sami people. Jason and others couldn't help asking: " What is this for?"

"I don't know, we still hope you can tell us." The Sami leader explained, saying that they got Omega 13 by accident, and it was very similar to the description in the last episode of the "Historical Documentary", so Name it like this.

Hearing this, Jason and the others looked at each other in blank dismay: After the ratings of "Galaxy Adventure" were getting lower and lower, the producer decided that when they encountered danger and could not solve it with the previous methods, the commander ordered to activate the Omega 13 This paragraph is over...

The screenwriter didn't write what this thing is for, and us actors don't know either!

However, Jason's mentality is still quite good, so he suppressed the turmoil in his heart, and followed the words of the leader of the Sami people, only saying that Omega 13 was also discovered by them in an alien space, and he also didn't know what it was useful for. .

"Why don't you try it?" Tommy asked.

"Its core is a reactor, which can provide unimaginable energy. If we make a mistake in building it, it will become a molecular explosive. When it causes a chain reaction, it may even destroy the entire universe." The Sami people who admire Alexander Brother seems to be a posture of inheriting the mantle of a scientist.

As for why Cyrus knew about Omega 13 even though he hadn’t watched these “historical documentaries”, it was because the former commander of the Sami people couldn’t stand the torture after being captured and revealed the news.

Looking at the big grilled octopus in the video recording, everyone lost their minds about eating, and hurriedly made excuses to escape.

"You can't just leave like this! Give us some time to think about it!" Jason held on to one but couldn't stop the other, so impatient.

"God, he still needs to think about it!" Alexander glanced at him with the expression of looking at a lunatic, but he didn't stop on his feet.

"I shouldn't have come at all, I'm just a non-staff, a walk-on..." The walk-on Guy, who was caught by Jason, struggled desperately, "I was the one who was arranged to die in order to show that the situation was critical, I have to leave quickly here……"

But a group of people who were anxious to leave learned the news that the teleportation cabin could not be opened from the mouth of Semy who was chasing him.

The war has begun, and Cyrus will destroy everything that leaves this ship.

Reluctantly invited to the command cabin, Jason and the others once again faced Cyrus, who was holding the head of his powerful subordinate and was also blind in one eye: "Unfortunately, I survived the attack." , but the speed at which my subordinates opened the neutron armor was slower than I expected!"

"If you don't give me Omega 13, I will destroy your ship!"

Jason, who found that the problem was serious, used words to perfunctory Cyrus and said that he would give him some time to pack the things, and at the same time, he gestured to Gwen with his arms crossing his neck: turn off the communication.

"I've dealt with this guy before, it's ugly and stupid, you all come over here and sit down... Gwen, don't make noise, come on, you will listen to my orders when the time comes, and operate these buttons to launch an attack together..." Jason forced Pulling Alexander and Guy to sit aside, he looked back at Gwen, "Reconnect for me."

"I just want to tell you that the communication has been turned off." Gwen said angrily, "Why do you say that I know how to switch the communication!"

Not to mention that the plan to delay the attack failed, but Cyrus, who watched the whole process, launched the attack first.

However, due to the "characteristic" of the spaceship in the TV series that is not easy to explode no matter how tossed, the Sami people also used particularly strong materials when building the spaceship, so Jason and others relied on the faster speed of the Protector 2 than the place And stronger than the enemy's attributes, Tommy directly ventured into a minefield left over from the space war. At any rate, relying on the cover and firepower of the tracking mine, he temporarily got rid of Cyrus' spaceship.

After passing the danger, hearing Gwen repeat the damage information automatically reported by the spaceship, the grumpy Tommy couldn't help shouting: "Can you stop repeating the words of the spaceship and us?"

"Listen, I only have this job on this broken spaceship. Although this job is stupid, I must do my duty, OK?!" Under such a predicament, Gwen was also angry.

Unlike the audience watching the movie at this time, who either laughed at the "stupid" job of Duan Ji, or lamented the stereotypes of female characters in the past, in the next period of time, people who are interested will watch this period. , but have a different idea——

It can be seen from the movie that the main control computer of the spaceship will not respond to what others say. Only when the "Repeat Ji" played by Gwen speaks, the main control computer of the spaceship will answer one by one...

This is a stupid and ridiculous job in the eyes of the uninformed; but in the eyes of conscious people, it is a strategic job that is more important than tactics and combat.

This position may seem ridiculous and stupid, but it is actually very important: if the person who can control the core main control program with voice has a different heart, the consequences will be far more dangerous than those in any other working position.

This is one of the reasons that led to the birth of the "speech recognition" system. When people in later generations were recalling the development of modern technology, they suddenly realized that Mary Sue was recognized as the second voice after Jules Verne. As the "God of Science Fiction", she always predicts some reasonable and logical science and technology intentionally or unintentionally in the movies she participates in.

Even if it's just a movie positioned as "children"—no, the movie "Galaxy Visitor" has received more praise from the adult audience after its release.

It's probably like, everyone has a part of their own youth, but there is always a part of youth that is the same as others. Even if they know that this blood may not get the desired result, they will fight this without complaint or regret. field.

Just like in the movie, when the Sami people think that the spaceship is not doing well enough, so the heroes who have saved themselves from danger many times fail and get injured, and they also take the initiative to apologize for this "failure", the protagonists Apart from feeling guilty and guilty, at the same time, I also had a thought of "doing it again".

Because the group of innocent aliens in front of them don't understand what is "drama", what is "false" and "deceit", and they wholeheartedly regard them as omnipotent heroes.

Sometimes, even if you know that you may only be a hero for a few minutes, you can't help but want to fight.

After learning from Fred, the chief engineer who has successfully mingled with the Sami mechanical engineering team, that the beryllium element balls needed to repair the spacecraft can be extracted from a nearby planet, Jason and the others are ready to set off.

The only one who had the complete opposite opinion on this action was Guy, who even showed great resistance——

"Although I don't know why the TV series always let the bridge team go out...but I really can't go out with you, let me stay behind-in the TV series, I was the one who went to the alien planet with the big army to collect supplies Dead in the set!"

"Then are you sure that after all the troops are out on duty, you who are alone will not have any accidents?"

"Damn it, wait for me!"