Xiangjiang old events [entertainment circle]

While waiting for the early preparations for the field mission, the Sami brother who is the favorite of the doctor played by Alexander, carefully delivered the surface detector to him, and also said that he could see him. deeply honored.

"Although I am a Sami, I believe in your philosophy very much, and I am also working hard to learn and abide by everything about your home planet Makata." The Sami brother looked at Alexander's octopus head expectantly , "Quack bless..."

"Stop! Don't talk about this!" This line is too shameful and secondary. For Alexander, it is undoubtedly a dark history in his career as an actor. He didn't want to continue to leave such an impression on the aliens.

But these twists and turns in Alexander's heart are definitely not something that the simple-minded Sami people can see, so the Sami people lowered their heads silently, thinking that he has not yet reached the standard of idols, so I am not qualified to say this "sacred" word.

Alexander, who realized that he might have hurt someone else, got on the rescue capsule on a field mission in a irritated mood, but the man who was sitting next to him started complaining again, and he became more and more irritable: "You asked to come up!"

Actor Guy became even more anxious: "You guys can't even remember my name, because I'm just a non-staff player who plays a role, and I don't need a name... No matter where I stay, I will die within 5 minutes of playing..."

As a result, this wave of reverse flags by the duo Guy gave him unparalleled luck. After landing in a mess, all the members of this team were "fakes", except for Guy, the fate of the duo was very easy. Becoming a real wonderful combination, this followed Alexander, who was not very good at using detectors, and complained to each other as he walked, at least he found the position of the beryllium element ball.

But around the mine where beryllium balls are collected, there is a group of aboriginal miners who look like three or four-year-old children but have a rock-like complexion. While helping each other in mining, they will fight each other from time to time. Call one intense.

Commander Jason thought for a while, and made a decision: just like they did when they filmed the 81st episode of "Galaxy Adventure", the chief engineer Fred went to distract the miners, the pilot Tommy went to lookout from a high place, and the rest People followed him to quietly take away the beryllium element ball...

"I died in episode 81 that year!" The utility guy was in a hurry.

"Okay, okay, then 51 episodes, 51 episodes? The plots are similar..." Jason quickly comforted,

"This guy is wearing a costume and not a uniform, why do we have to listen to you?!" Alexander's early episodes were basically used as a foil for Jason's character, and now he is dissatisfied again.

Unexpectedly, this guy said that "Galaxy Adventure" is a disgrace to his career as an actor, but he still remembers the plot of every episode so clearly. Jason glanced at him, and finally persuaded everyone to act. up.

Perhaps Alexander was right. Actors in costumes crossed borders to become commanders in uniforms. The actions basically ended in failure: when they rolled the beryllium element ball together, they were discovered by a large group of miners and kicked out. Dogs usually chase after them.

As a result, Jason, who ran at the end, was left in the encirclement of a large number of miners by Tommy, who rushed into the cab in a hurry, and then accidentally turned on the autopilot to return home.

Blessings and misfortunes never come singly. Jason, who thought it would be a big deal to fight these dwarf miners who were not as tall as his waist, raised his eyes and saw a rock giant several meters high released by the dwarf miners, and a strange-looking A ferocious boar-like lizard monster.

Fortunately, as the most honest chief engineer who can memorize lines and memorize the plot, with the encouragement of the female Sami who has been cooperating with him, he activated the digital transmitter of Protector 2 that has never had a successful test case. Rescued Jason from the dead end of the siege in time.

However, before they could celebrate their near-death escape in the cabin next to the digital teleporter, Cyrus had already entered here with a large number of men.

After being captured, seeing the mysterious and confident performance of the Sami leader, Cyrus finally learned about Jason's "outsiders" The true identity of the hero".

At the same time, the leader of the Sami people who was tied up and tortured was also heard the truth.

Seeing the light in the eyes of the leader of the Sami people suddenly disappear, Jason said guiltily: "I'm sorry, we lied, everything is fake...just like I am also fake..."

"I'm not a commander, and I don't have a National Space Exploration Agency. Our Protector is just a model of this size..."

But why?

Looking at the size that Jason gestured out, which was less than the size of a palm, the Sami leader silently asked him with his mouth, and then closed his eyes in despair without waiting for his response.

Seeing the people in front of him turn from full of hope to complete despair, Cyrus, who felt that he had won a complete victory, ordered to retreat, and at the same time, he also opened the reactor on the spaceship to overload it, blowing up the spaceship to ashes, Let the Sami people become the dust of history.

As for the swindling actors like Jason, they were all brought to a certain hatch, waiting for the fate of being thrown into space and becoming space junk.

But on the way to be escorted, the two protagonists, Jason and Alexander, who had memorized all the plot routines in order to steal the scene, used the appearance of "infighting" to fight each other on the spot, and then secretly attacked and fought with the respondent. Together with their teammates, they in turn threw the two lobstermen who escorted them out of space.

Although there were mutual dissatisfaction with the remarks made during the "infighting" drama, but now the situation is urgent and they don't care so much. After a brief discussion, the troops began to divide into three groups: Alexander with the coterie Guy and the chief engineer Fred Together, they went to rescue a large number of Sami people who were locked behind the oxygen-tight door of the C-floor dormitory; and Jason and Gwen went to turn off the neutron reactor.

The remaining pilot, Tommy, is working hard to "make up" while learning the driving skills of the Protector from his childhood self...

After the soldiers were divided into three groups, Gwen finally couldn't help asking the previous question: "Jason, first of all, I will not turn off any reactor, and unless you have studied without my knowledge, otherwise I believe you should also know nothing about it..."

"Of course I won't." Jason covered Gwen, who was about to say something after hearing this, and raised the communicator in his hand, "But I know who will."

At the same time, Johnny, who was having a seminar at the home of one of the members of the small team, suddenly received a contact from outer space.

"Level [-] emergency information! Everyone cheer me up!"

On the other side, through the transparent observation port, I looked at the Sami people who were tortured by hypoxia and looked at the lobstermen in the control room who were still playing cards leisurely. The weapon seized from the lobster people: "I went in and tried to hold them for a while longer, so that the Sami people could escape... Anyway, I'm just a trick, and I'm going to die sooner or later. I'd rather die like a hero."

But Chief Engineer Fred quickly stopped him: "You are not a trick... If I need to attract firepower, I may have another method."

With that said, Fred brought his escaped partner, the Sami and Guy, to the cabin of the digital teleporter again, and sent the rock giant who almost killed Jason, the protagonist, to the control room. in the room...

To get rid of these lobster guards, Alexander also took the well-hidden Sami brother and turned off the valve of the Sami dormitory.

The seemingly perfect ending seems to always be accompanied by the arrival of sacrifice—the only fan of Alexander, the little brother of the Sami, fell into Alexander's arms during the battle with the remaining lobstermen.

"It is my greatest luck to be able to work for you..." The Sami people are not very good at imitating the flexible expressions of human beings, so even when the Sami people are dying, they still maintain a stiff smile as always, "Please forgive me presumptuous, sir..."

"Although we have never met in the past, I have always regarded you as my father..."

"Quillik, stop talking." Alexander looked at him, slowly and seriously, said the lines that he once made unbearable, but which the Sami brother loved so much, "Bless you, Wo Son of Wen swears, revenge will be avenged!"

On this side, with the help of the group of technical geek fans who are very familiar with the plot and have worked together to study most of the technologies displayed in the plot, Jason and Gwen passed five levels and defeated six generals, repelling and avoiding After the lobsterman's pursuit passed the storage area of ​​Omega 13, he finally came to the cabin of the neutron reactor.

After pressing the close button, letting Tommy control the Protector into the minefield, and having a decisive battle with Cyrus' army and winning a big victory, this dreamlike and exciting experience in outer space seems to be It's also coming to an end.

Faced with the words of the leader of the Sami people, "You really know how to 'lie'", Jason could only temporarily smile and say nothing: the saved Sami people thought that his "confession" before was actually "lying". ", used to confuse Cyrus and pave the way for the victory of the counterattack...

Sometimes life is hard to be confused.

Now that there is no threat from Cyrus, they can also prepare to return to Earth.

It's a pity that accidents always come before expectations—Cyrus survived the final battle, and even changed into the appearance of Fred, the chief engineer, to come to the command cabin to sneak attack.

Without a doubt, Jason was the first to be attacked.

The moment he fell to the ground, he saw with his own eyes that in just ten seconds or so, everyone in the command cabin had fallen down except for Guy who was still standing. In Jason's mind, he suddenly remembered that he and When Gwen was passing by Omega 13, looking up at the magnificent and strange scene above the huge cabin, she made a phone call with Johnny's contact——

"Omega 13, what the hell is it?"

"Some people think it is a powerful bomb that destroys everything in an instant, but I personally and some people think that it is a material restructuring device that can go back 13 seconds..."

"Mathersa, activate Omega 13!" With the last of his strength, Jason yelled at the Sami leader who was also dying next to him.

The whole space twisted and changed, and Jason, who came back to his senses, immediately rushed towards the open door behind him, and knocked Cyrus' changed "Fred" to the ground with three or two heavy punches.

Surprised by his slap in the face of his teammates, while the others hurried over to pull him away, Cyrus also showed his prototype.

Then Cyrus, who was injured in the battle, was knocked to the ground again by the Sami leader who was also injured and was still walking with a cane.

"Never surrender, never give up!" The Sami leader held up his crutches, with the same stiff smile on his face, but in his eyes, there seemed to be a little more courage that he didn't have before.

After handing over the position of the commander of Protector 2 to the leader of the Sami people, Jason and the others are really going to return this time-they still have a commemorative meeting of the comic exhibition today as guests!

Ever since, when the host of the comic exhibition complained to the audience, saying that the team of "Galaxy Adventure" was late for their own anniversary meeting again, a small spaceship brought unprecedented impact, It directly smashed through a wall of the venue, and stopped aggressively beside the stage.

The "appearance method" that broke through the dimensional wall won the applause of the excited audience: the crew really spent a lot of money on the publicity of the [-]th anniversary!

And the image of all the team members is also a special version of the battle damage!

There are also live special effects performances where the monster villain comes out to attack and is killed by the commander!

The program is full of effects!The level of care is off the charts!

Amidst the incomparably enthusiastic cheers and applause, this commemorative meeting gradually came to an end, and the "Galaxy Adventure" series restarted because of this "powerful publicity" is in a new and familiar way, Back to the audience who have been obsessed with it.

But no matter how exquisite the special effects of the restarted "Galaxy Adventure" are, how hard the actors are, it almost makes the audience seem to be able to follow the protagonist team on a space adventure through the screen... But people are still in the deepest part of their hearts, Retaining an old version of Bai Yueguang's feelings for Wumao's special effects but being extremely attentive.

That world that seems ridiculous but is extraordinarily beautiful in childhood memories - we know it doesn't exist, but we still want to believe it exists.

In the end, the ending of the movie was also made into a dynamic form, imitating the ending of the TV series, introducing the new identities of the protagonists who actually went to space to "film" one by one.

It is basically the same as before, the only difference is the hidden truth that the audience kept praising "it's like a live-action shooting", but in fact it was a real "live-location shooting".

And, when Actor Guy appeared on the stage, seeing him finally upgraded to the appearance of the security captain, the audience couldn't help laughing: I thought the renewal and restart after waiting for 20 years was so exciting, but now it seems that it is better than When it comes to this man who has endured for 20 years and finally became a regular, it seems to be a little bit inferior...

After this short and clear dynamic ending, the customary end-credits egg from Mary Sue arrived as scheduled.

In the room where the "Level [-] Emergency Alert" was lifted, Johnny and his friends once again held a party for some unknown reason.

"The commander sent us back some photos of space travel!" Although they don't know how they sent these photos back, but as super loyal fans and this small team who have witnessed the truth with their own eyes, there is no doubt that Just happy and excited.

Seeing that Zhuang Ni's rare relaxing time is actually "chasing stars" with the small team, Qing Xia who came to visit him shook his head dumbfoundingly, then poked his temple again, bluntly saying that he was a blind cat and a dead mouse, so Can also come up with some strange experiences.

Zhuang Ni, who has successfully embraced the beautiful woman in the third part, enjoys the "lesson" of his girlfriend, chatting and laughing with her, feeding dog food to the two-dimensional dead house friends next to him, and exchanging with them Enjoy these precious photos.

"This..." It's just that when he saw a certain photo, both he and Qing Xia suppressed their smiles instantly.

The extremely familiar cloud patterns, the radiant lingering... are just small details that are not worth mentioning.

The nine mechanical dragons that can make people feel shuddering at a glance, together with the huge bronze coffin they pull and guard, and the missing round space above the coffin——

Those lines missing half of the body, no matter how you look at it, it looks like the outer decoration of the mysterious altar in the tomb of the goddess...

"I have a photo of the altar in the tomb of the goddess." Qing Xia immediately took out the bag she brought with her, and found the photo of the altar in the tomb of the goddess.

Comparing the two at the same time, you can see the truth that the textures and decorations are completely consistent.

Before they had time to think for a while, Qing Xia received another call.

After listening to the phone in silence, Qing Xia looked at Zhuang Ni with an extremely complicated look: "Tell me on the phone—"

"The Tomb of the Goddess - Missing..."

At the end of this easter egg, it was fixed on the extremely complicated expressions of the two of them, and the two strange photos in their hands that were obviously related...

Such a strange and mysterious "phenomenon", even some viewers who have never watched the "Tomb Raiders" series before, can't help but gasp for it.

People who don't mind spoilers but are irresistibly attracted by this easter egg also made the decision to go to the video store to rent a video after leaving the scene; People who have seen this series ask...

As for Keanu, who was also at the premiere, facing the curious and gossip eyes from all directions, he could only give a wry smile helplessly, expressing that he didn't know anything, even if he knew something, he couldn't reveal it.

"They are all from this circle, and everyone understands the rules, so you don't need to be too nervous." Jane Fonda comforted him, and then sighed and brushed the scattered hair behind her ears, "Mary has been very special since she was a child." I like to set up puzzles, when I was filming "The Sixth Sense" with her, if I didn't know the ending in advance, I would have been 'tricked' by her."

"This mystery, which has been prepared for a long time, will be revealed to the world when she is in the last movie."

"You're right." Keanu nodded, and then leaned closer to her and whispered, "However, Mary may not start filming the last movie so soon, because her leading actor was borrowed by other crews... ..."

"Oh, no wonder I heard that she's been in talks with Warner recently about making another live-action comic book adaptation." Jane Fonda nodded, "Speaking of which, I haven't seen her for a long time. I like the birthday present for me very much, it’s rare to come here recently, I really want to see her now."

"Then you missed it again." Keanu smiled, "Mary handed over all the affairs to Mr. Ovitz after the screening was over. Now, she probably has arrived in the capital of China. Do something she needs to do..."

"And... to meet someone she wants to see."