The cat who wears Jackie Chan

Unlike Le Yuan who was immersed in it, the world in Mu Xuefeng's eyes revealed a sense of unreality.

The reason is that not only does he have no impression of his parents, whom he has never met, but even his grandfather who lives with him feels alienated and does not want to recognize them as relatives.It is against common sense to let him live independently from infancy, so he was given a "grandfather". This adjustment for rationality caused a flaw in the dream.

Sometimes Mu Xuefeng feels in a trance that this world is like a false dream; sometimes she dispels doubts, accepts and embraces this world again.There is the most real part of the world, and beside his bamboo horse, everything shines with clarity.

They have been together since childhood, and they are not even close as brothers.Others are also accustomed to their stickiness.

Neither Mu Xuefeng nor Le Yuan noticed it. Given their good looks, they had never been confessed to by passers-by at school, never received a love letter, and never been teased, which is actually quite strange.

——Of course it is because the training organized by the Ethnic and Religious Affairs Bureau adheres to the old-school education concept and does not encourage puppy love, so there is no relevant plot in the illusion.

They go to eat barbecue together, eat fried skewers, eat crayfish, and have a bottle of iced Coke (Healthy Mirage does not provide alcohol to minors, nor does beer).

Cycling to the beach during the summer vacation—yes, there is still a seaside city in the illusion.In the sea breeze and the sound of gulls, until the night falls.

They go to the business district they frequent, sometimes watch movies, and sometimes kill scripts.When passing by the claw machine, Mu Xuefeng picked up a puppet. He is quite good at this, and he always catches it right at the first time.Then spend half the afternoon with his bamboo horse in the cat cafe.Zhuma likes cats, and the cats in this cat cafe are also very close to Zhuma. They are willing to come over to pet them without opening a can. Every time they come to play, they feel like coming home.

In the third year of high school, the week before the college entrance examination, they studied together until late at night at Mu Xuefeng's house.Zhuma called back, "I won't go home to sleep tonight."

Put down the pen, wash up, and turn off the light with a little tiredness.The starlight tonight is particularly good, the clear light shines in from the window, the finished papers are spread out on the desk, and two of the pile of puppets from the crane machine are placed beside the bed, the little black dragon and the little orange cat.

In the darkness where the light of the stars did not shine, they lay together.

"Don't drop the chain."

"Whoever loses one point will call him daddy."

"What major are you applying for?"

"University must go to the same city!"

In the longing, gossiping about the future, the words suddenly stopped, and the air fell into silence.Their eyes collided, they looked at each other's glowing eyes in the dark, their hearts beat violently inexplicably, and their lips pressed together.

Because the works of literature and art that can be touched in the illusion are very "harmonious" and lack love enlightenment, they didn't try to kiss secretly for the first time until the first year of high school, and then in the empty campus after school, in the empty alley after the rain , on the undulating sand of the waves.

Warm body, long kiss, suffocating sweetness.

In Mu Xuefeng's mind, a broken picture suddenly flashed.In extreme pain, a dying person thinks that if there is an afterlife, he would like to spend his life in an ordinary life with his childhood sweetheart. The picture is suddenly clear, and it is his own miserable blood-stained face with loose eyesight.

Was that my previous life, does this count as... Xu's wish has come true?

--"What's the matter?"

In the intoxication of the kiss, suddenly felt the other person's body trembling slightly, Le Yuan asked.

"I'm fine." There was a slight nasal sound in Mu Xuefeng's voice.

Le Yuan was wearing his pajamas, which looked a little bulky. Before he knew it, the corners of the clothes were lifted up, and his fingers clasped his waist.

……

woke up.

Suddenly returning to reality, Le Yuan was in a daze.

Why is it gone?Not even a college entrance examination?

I have studied hard for another twelve years!

"Didn't you say that the illusion will last until you finish college and enter the society?" Le Yuan asked.

They both made an appointment with Lao Mu, and they will go to the same city for college.

The staff deer demon said: "Sorry, there are too many majors in the university, and some courses need to be updated from time to time. We have made a version before, and found that it is not enough to cover all the requirements. Now we only provide training for technicians. After training, you can be a carpenter, chef, plumber, welder, etc. The Dragon Bureau said that since you have completed a full set of 12-year education courses in the illusion, you should sign up for the college entrance examination by yourself and report to the bureau in advance. Submit the application and we will help with the formalities.”

Fine.

Hearing the word "carpentry", Le Yuan even moved his DNA, and couldn't help but glance at his owner.

"I take the college entrance examination, can I apply for any major?" Le Yuan asked again.

"In principle, we don't interfere, but we must also comply with the application requirements of the corresponding major. For example, there is a mole spirit who was born with degraded eyesight, but he is still highly myopic after transforming. He wanted to apply for biomedical engineering, but we persuaded him."

"Yeah, I see."

"Let's go." Mu Xuefeng also got up and went to the ground, and came to Leyuan.

He held hands naturally, blushing inexplicably.

When they came out, two little demons were chatting gossip in the tea room next to them.The voice was not loud, but the two had keen hearing and could hear every word.

A little demon said: "Master Zhulong is an ancient dragon with the same life span as the heaven and the earth. He doesn't need merit to prolong his life. Where do you think he used the merit he accumulated? Just by giving the earth the day and night, he can harvest astronomical sums of money." Good luck."

The other said: "I heard from my aunt that it was refined into a black and yellow glazed pagoda, which can greatly increase the luck of the user."

"Does Master Zhulong still need to improve his luck? It can't be for buying lottery tickets, right?"

"It's not for his own use. It is said that it was given to a demon with a great mission..."

I have almost walked out of the employment training center, and I can't hear what follows.

Meow meow?For no reason, Le Yuan felt that he could buy a lottery ticket, and if he bought a lottery ticket, it might be a super prize.

... Forget it, there is no shortage of money, so don't waste your luck.Le Yuan would rather keep his luck in Huafeng Prefecture, and use it to practice and upgrade to defeat the Immortal Master.

Outside the door, Zhulong in a suit and sunglasses, who was comparable to a movie star, was waiting there, and beside him stood the secretary of the leopard.

"The training is over? Let's each get a copy of the materials." Seeing the two of them approaching, Zhulong gestured to the secretary.

The leopard handed over two transparent file bags.Le Yuan took it and saw that there were ID cards and mobile phones in the bag, as well as a stack of paper materials of "Guide to the Life of the Monster Race and Precautions".The photo on the ID card is a person's body, and the ethnicity is the Han nationality. Looking left and right, it is no different from the ID card of ordinary people.Glancing at Lao Mu's photo, it was the same.

"The ID card can be used normally, you can buy a ticket to open a hotel, and you must abide by human laws on the earth, so I won't say much." Zhulong said, "I have a card in my phone, and my phone number is saved. I'll make a call." According to regulations, only basic mobile phones can be issued, which are similar to mobile phones for the elderly. In fact, Zhulong bought them a new model at his own expense.

"Thank you Brother Long!"

"Okay." Mu Xuefeng put it into the storage ring.After two hours of "training" in the illusion, he spent 18 years, and now he knows exactly how to use the mobile phone.

"Oh, in order to complete the quota, I also downloaded the National Anti-Fraud App on your mobile phones, so don't delete it." Zhulong said again.

"Meow meow?" Anti-fraud app?The indicators can also be sent down to the Monster Management Bureau.

"...No need." Mu Xuefeng said helplessly.

"Little Le, let's talk about your affairs." Zhulong looked at Leyuan, "The affairs of Huafengzhou are confidential in principle. I hope you don't mention them to your family."

"Oh, okay, don't worry." Le Yuan was hesitant to let his parents know, but now he doesn't have to hesitate.

"A spell that tampers with memory, will it?"

"Yes!" Before coming from Huafengzhou, Le Yuan asked the Yaozu Da Neng how to modify his memory.

"Hahaha, see you later, and have a good trip." Big Brother Zhulong smiled heartily.

After bidding farewell to Zhulong, they were on their way.

Sitting on the dragon's back, flying over the clouds, the little orange cat glanced at the drone flying beside it.

When flying over the national border, you must apply for a route in advance. You can't fly too fast, you can't fly too low, and you can't yaw. In short, you have to follow the accompanying drone.

There are so many rules on earth, but in order to protect ordinary human beings, Le Yuan does not object.

I'm going to meet my parents soon.There was a trace of sadness in Le Yuan's heart.

He's already written the script.He was indeed terminally ill, but he did not die. The bone marrow matching was successfully cured completely, and he is now alive and kicking.

Because the treatment was delayed for two years, I didn't go to college. After I was discharged from the hospital, my parents traveled with me for a while and then went home to work. I didn't have enough fun, and I wandered outside for a few months.Lao Mu met while traveling.

Thinking east and west, my hometown has arrived.

It was a rare bird's-eye view, but Le Yuan still quickly recognized the elementary school, middle school, community where he lived, and the hospital where he spent his last days. With a sore nose, he rubbed his eyes with his cat's paw.

"Round round?"

"Meow! Be better when you get to my house!"

"Ah."

Under the command of the little orange cat, the huge golden dragon quietly changed back into a human form and landed in an inconspicuous corner of the community, and the accompanying drone also returned.

In the evening, he came to the door with a fruit basket.

Just in time for dinner!

After a while, Le Yuan rang the doorbell.Although they don't have an elevator card and can't use their irises to unlock, but for non-humans like them, finding the door is not a big problem.

The door was opened, and my mother was standing behind it.Before she could see herself clearly, Le Yuan activated the ecstasy technique, changing her memory.

If my mother saw her dead body suddenly cheating, she would have a heart attack.

Guanghua flashed, and mother's face was filled with a warm smile: "Yuanyuan is back." Looking at Mu Xuefeng again, "Is this the friend you mentioned?"

The well-maintained mother has a few strands of silver in her hair, and she has become much haggard after she fell ill.

"Well," Le Yuan raised a smiling face, "I, I'm back."

"Hello auntie."

"Hey Yuanyuan, what should I call your friend? You don't need to bring anything, it's too polite." Letting the two of them in, and changing slippers in the hallway, Mother Le took the fruit basket.

"Call it Xiaoxue!" Le Yuan thought of that dream again, and couldn't help hey.

Looking at the boy who is taller than her son, Le's mother smiled wryly: "Nonsense!"

"Auntie, just call me Xiaomu."

"Okay, Xiao Mu is more stable than my family Yuanyuan at first glance."

My father was not off work yet, so they went to the kitchen to help wash and chop vegetables.Le's mother didn't want them to help, but Mu Xuefeng asked for it and showed her hand.

"The cooking skills are awesome, Yuanyuan, look at her."

"Yes, yes, he is more capable than me." Le Yuan was beside him, stealing fish with peace of mind.

At present, it is only said that Mu Xuefeng is a friend, but Le Yuan is going to make everything clear.I have never expressed my tendency to come out before, so I will give my parents a psychological buffer period, and then I will tell the truth when my parents have guessed almost.

Not to mention anything else, Lao Mu knows how to cook, and his movements are quick, which makes his mother very fond of him.

When his father came home, Le Yuan rushed to answer the door and promptly used the enchantment technique.

The brilliance of the two incantations erased the pain caused by death, and the family began to eat dinner happily.

After the meal, the tableware was cleaned up, and the family sat down around the tea table.The volume of the TV was turned to the minimum and no one was watching. His parents took Le Yuan and asked him about his experience of playing for several months, and how he and Mu Xuefeng met.It may be that the couple shirts are too conspicuous, and the parents know their son best, so they have already suspected it.

They spoke to each other on the road, and described the process of meeting and getting to know each other during the journey in a smooth and natural way.

Gradually, the parents began to chat with Mu Xuefeng about the family affairs, and inquired about his situation intentionally or unintentionally.

Le Yuan picked up a gotu fruit disguised as an apple from the fruit basket he brought, washed it, and began to peel it.

"Shall I cut it?" Mu Xuefeng stretched out his hand.

"It's okay, I'll cut it, you guys talk!"

After peeling it, I handed it to my mother, and then peeled another gotu fruit and gave it to my father.This fruit is produced in Huafeng Prefecture. Ordinary people can cure diseases and strengthen the body by eating it. The effect is really stronger than any other health care products.

After cutting two pieces, Le Yuan was still unsatisfied, so he glanced at Mu Xuefeng, tsk, Lao Mu doesn't lack this spiritual fruit, right?So he took a real apple, peeled off the skin, and stuffed it to Mu Xuefeng.

After chatting, Mu Xuefeng was arranged as a guest in the packed guest room.

Le Yuan went back to her room, and saw Mu Xuefeng following in, and closed the door behind her backhand.

What are you doing?

Although there was a trace of innocence on this guy's face, Le Yuan always felt that he had malicious intentions, like a wolf with a big tail.

The bedroom still retains the appearance in memory, carrying countless pasts.Le Yuan sat on the bed, silently picked up a pillow and hugged it in his arms, and Mu Xuefeng also sat next to the bed.

... was kissed, and the pillow couldn't be smashed down.

Le Yuan thought of the feeling of being swept by the wave of vertigo at the end of the illusion, but was vague about what he did.It's like a continuation of the dream.

Unknowingly, the hands were released, and the pillow was sandwiched between the body and crushed.

Le Yuan's eyes widened, and he felt a certain heat and hardness.

Now that his illusion has improved, he will no longer turn back into a cat due to emotional agitation, the most is a pair of cat ears appearing in his hair...

Wuwu, there is no escape.

"Wait! This is at my parents' house. Besides, we haven't formed a bond yet!" His heart was beating wildly, Le Yuan was a little flustered, and his cat ears were lying down.

"...Okay, wait until after the bond is formed." Mu Xuefeng actually held back, turned around, and lay down with her back to him.As a native of Huafeng Prefecture with relatively traditional ideas, he accepts the reason Le Yuan asked, that it is wrong to act x before marriage.

hiss.

Well.

hum.

But Le Yuan felt his body was getting hotter and hotter, and he felt feathers scratching his heart.

Old Mu, how can you hold back!

"Hello." Le Yuan pushed his opponent's back with his elbow.

"Don't, don't push..." Mu Xuefeng sighed, her voice a little hoarse, "I was interrupted by you."

"What interrupted?" The cat's ears perked up.

"Pure Heart Art."

"? Alright, stop reciting the Qingxin Jue!" Le Yuan said without hesitation, "Let's try whether the body is speculative, if not, continue to be a good brother."

Mu Xuefeng turned around instantly, his eyes made Le Yuan feel that he had said something extraordinary.

And there was another sentence in Mu Xuefeng's eyes, what exactly was it, "Woman, you are playing with fire".

No man can bear the word "no", and neither does Xionglong.

The author has something to say:

Thank you for all the nourishment!The author has worked hard to write more, there is only so much qaq is almost over, and there will be a few more episodes