The cat who wears Jackie Chan

With a flick of Mu Xuefeng's fingers, golden light barriers appeared on the four walls, and the ordinary bedroom became a small black room that could not fly.

Le Yuan couldn't help swallowing: "What's this for?"

"Soundproof."

"Oh." Shouting loudly, no one will hear...?

To be kissed, stroked, shuddering with comfort, toes curled up.Not only did the cat's ears leak out, but even a fluffy orange tail popped out without knowing it, and the tip of the tail was curled.

"Don't... don't touch the base of the tail..."

"Wait!" The approaching threat made Le Yuan's heart blare, and he yelled to stop, "This place is different from the dream, there is no moist... Then what kind of liquid, it will hurt to death!"

I didn't dare to look directly at it, it was touching my abdomen, it felt very big anyway.

"I have Qionghua Xianlu, an elixir for trauma, which won't hurt you."

"!"

Accompanied by the elegant fragrance of flowers and the cool liquid medicine, the fingers squeezed in.Le Yuan's mind went blank, and his body went limp, turning into water.In the unbearable stimulation, even the pupils turned into green cat eyes with vertical pupils.

To...to be swallowed!

"You, why do you seem to have more experience than me?" The remaining trace of reason is still jealous.

"I just watched × life science on my mobile phone." Mu Xuefeng said in a panting voice.

"? When did you watch it?"

"When flying in the sky."

Jinlong did play with his mobile phone while flying at high altitude. Le Yuan thought he was just looking for something new, but he didn't expect to see this. Lao Mu had planned it for a long time!

His body was scorching hot, and mist appeared in his eyes. Le Yuan, who was about to fall before he even started, decided to fight back!

"Why do you only have one?" The cat squinted, pretending to be disappointed.

The words were nonsensical, but Mu Xuefeng still got it, with a slightly stunned expression: "Should I have more than one?"

"There are two snakes!" Le Yuan beeped loudly proudly, covering up all the fear of the "dragon".

"That's a snake, and I'm not." Mu Xuefeng thought thoughtfully, "Then I'll find a way to grow another one."

In the next second, he moved without saying hello.

Caught off guard, Le Yuan startled meowing.

"Meow!"

Woohoo, the dragon... is attacking the poor and helpless kitten!

Thinking of an extremely terrifying thing, Le Yuan shouted again: "Don't, don't grow another one! It's already scary enough, but if you get another one, you're going to stab me to death! Where can't... plug it! "

"Is that what you want?"

"Woooooo, no more! I made a mistake and no more!!"

Le Yuan deeply doubts that he is full of death skills in this area.

Soon he couldn't even speak human words, he could only "meow meow" instinctively.

"Meow... ha... meow meow!" Lao Mu, you big pig's hoof!

"What are you talking about?" Panting, Mu Xuefeng freed a hand to support his waist, and brushed away a strand of sweaty hair that blocked his eyes.

"Meow... um..." You—a dragon!To be slashed, slashed by warriors—

Under the agitation of emotions, the dragon horns on Mu Xuefeng's head also emerged.

Knowing that it was sensitive, Le Yuan reached out and grabbed the dragon's horn, popped out the cat's nails and scratched the dragon's horn on purpose.Can't... I'm the only one in distress!

Mu Xuefeng gasped, originally afraid of hurting him, he forced himself to restrain himself, being as gentle as possible, and completely lost control under the stimulation of the dragon's horn being scratched.

"Woo, meow meow!"

My voice is hoarse.

The time is long, and it no longer feels long because of the gradual gain in pleasure.

At the final critical point, the lips were sealed by the kiss, and in the suffocation, the tide of passion rose.

When the tide subsided, the eyes met, and Le Yuan saw himself reflected in Mu Xuefeng's eyes.

"What did you just say? I didn't understand a word."

"I said..." Le Yuan, who was eloquent, had a lot of words to beep, but instead said, "I like you."

"Me too. I love you, Yuanyuan."

"...Why are you here again!"

"For the Dragon Clan, it's just the beginning."

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooary For four seconds, the cat clan also—”

"It doesn't matter if you can't, I'll take you." Mu Xuefeng ruthlessly said what she said in the script killing shop of Mirage.

"Meow meow meow? Wooooow."

It's all due to the illusion, and the innocent and deceitful old Mu is gone.

When the love was strong, Le Yuan was bitten on the side of the neck, and Le Yuan was so excited that his hair was about to explode.

Lao Mu, you read × popular science, right!When male and female cats mate, the female cat will be bitten on the back of the neck!

"Tuk tuk tuk", at this moment, there was a knock on the bedroom door.The barrier cuts off the sound inside, but the sound outside can still come in.

"Yuanyuan?" It was my mother's probing voice.

Because of tension, he contracted violently, and even Mu Xuefeng was breathing in disorder.Le Yuan forcibly calmed down: "What are you doing, Mom, I'm sleeping."

"Oh, oh, it's okay, you sleep."

Le Ma in the corridor quietly wiped the corners of her eyes, smiled gratifiedly, turned and left.In her sleep she dreamed that her son had died.The last sleep on the hospital bed, the funeral under the gloomy sky, so vividly vivid, made her wake up with tears.

It may be a nightmare caused by the accumulated worries since Yuanyuan's illness.Yuanyuan's illness has been cured, and she has just returned from a trip, and she is at home well.

Seeing the appearance of his own mother across the wall, Le Yuan felt sad.

If I hadn't had the opportunity to travel through time and come back alive, the days when my parents lost their children would have been hard.

Seeing that he lost his mind, Mu Xuefeng didn't continue.

The lights had long been turned off, and they hugged each other in the dark, listening to each other's heartbeats, filled with warmth, spreading like a stream of water.

"Can you come out?" Le Yuan asked suddenly.

"..." Mu Xuefeng picked him up in that posture, stepped out of the bed, "I'll take you to take a bath."

"Can't we use the cleaning spell?" Le Yuan was not as physically strong as Lao Mu, and Le Yuan was so tired that he didn't want to move lazily.

"No, this is..." Mu Xuefeng thought for a while and said, "The sense of ritual afterwards."

"Shen Pagoda has a sense of ritual! You, you are not allowed to take advantage of the fire again."

"Ah."

Pushing open the door, a tabby cat wandered silently in the silent corridor, looking at the two of them with its glowing cat eyes.

"Xiao Mi, shh." Le Yuan quickly put his index finger on his lips.

The tabby cat, Xiaomi, squatted on the spot, tilted his head, and turned away again.Le Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, and was carried all the way to the bathroom at the end of the corridor.

Fill the bathtub with water, soak in it, and the warm hot water will wrap your body and soothe your body and mind.Mu Xuefeng scrubbed herself, Le Yuan stared at it, and said that she would not take advantage of the fire, but there were signs again.Hmph, tricky.

With a snap, he turned into a little orange cat.

"Okay, okay, you can take a bath, the cat will take a bath."

Two people in the bathtub are too crowded, but one person and one cat are very spacious.

Meow, meow, wait for Mu Xuefeng to sit in the bathtub, the little orange cat floats on the surface of the water like a little yellow duck, from time to time it hits Mu Xuefeng's chest with its head like a cannonball, and opens its mouth to bite.

Be punished, dragon!

After taking a bath, Mu Xuefeng changed into a bathrobe and put it on. When she carried the cat out of the bathroom, she ran into Papa Le who was going to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

Dad Le didn't wear glasses, and he saw a cat in his arms: "Xiao Mu, it seems that Xiao Mi likes you very much." The tabby cat at home usually doesn't care about outsiders, but he gave him a hug on the first day it came.

"Yeah, the cat is very good." Mu Xuefeng echoed it.

Le Yuan who was mistaken for a tabby cat by his father: "..."

After returning to the house, cast a cleaning spell to clean up the bed, and the little orange cat lay beside the owner, one person and one cat fell asleep.The spiritual energy on the earth is thin, and there is nothing to cultivate.

The next morning, the two came out of the same room and bumped into their parents.The parents looked at each other, not surprised, and whispered something secretly.

Looks like it's coming soon.

The big tail wolf was very considerate and helped Leyuan peel an egg.

After breakfast, the parents went to work, and Le Yuan and the owner also went out.The relatives, classmates and friends in the city who knew the news of his death came to him one by one to use ecstasy.

Many people go to school in other places, and there must be fish that slip through the net, but the enchantment will plant seeds in the minds of the cursed, and spread the cognition of "I am alive" like a virus.

After "visiting" a classmate who stayed in the local university to study, Le Yuan also dragged himself and Lao Mu into the WeChat group of the high school class. He remembered that he could recruit family members.

Not long after joining the group, a pop-up window appeared on the phone, and someone hit the two of them.

"@张兴@张广的猫, who are these two dogs?"

There is no note, and the circle of friends is also empty. I really can’t recognize them. I only see these two: Zhang Kuang, whose head is a golden dragon head with dragon horns and beards, and the majesty in the pale golden pupils. A frame cut out of the CG animation (it's me).

The insolent cat, whose profile picture is a small orange cat that is a few months old, raises the cat's paw as if saying "Hi", and has a cute and round face, which is suspected to be a cute pet picture of an Internet celebrity (also himself).

"It's your father! What's the matter, Wang Feiyu, you unfilial son, you can't even recognize your Le father? Wasn't it you who cried and begged your wild king father to take you away? You even knelt down eighteen times?" Le Yuan Picking up the phone to make a voice, the output was violent.

Uh, while spraying, I took a look at Lao Mu.Lao Mu's expression was calm, he didn't let his filter down, and he even picked up his phone.

Immediately afterwards, another voice came out of the group, it was from Mu Xuefeng.

Zhang Kuang: "I am Yuanyuan's family member. Family means that I am his father."

Next entry: "That is the grandfather of classmate Wang."

Le Yuan: "???"

What a big pig's trotter, you were bullied enough on the bed last night and then you want me to be your father, right? Doesn't your conscience hurt?

The group was silent for a minute or two, and then replies came out one after another.

"Society, society."

"The sound is quite nice."

"I didn't expect Yuanyuan to have the most fun in the class."

"Same-sex is true love!"

"囍"

"囍"

Then a series of "囍" words swiped the screen.

Well, seeing the ridicule of his classmates, Le Yuan really thought in his heart, when he returns to Huafengzhou, he will hold a bond ceremony with Lao Mu in Yaodu, right?

It can't be done on earth, not only for people of the same sex, but also for people who haven't even reached the age of certification.

The author has something to say:

Classmate Wang who likes to mention Grandpa: But your nicknames and avatars are really silly!