The cat who wears Jackie Chan

When the owner was making fish fillets, the little orange cat squatted on the stool and waited.

Smelling the scent gradually wafting from the kitchen, the fluffy breadstick-like orange cat's tail hangs down, flicking and swinging happily.

Hey, I'm looking forward to it.

Although a bigu pill has already filled the stomach, eating fish is another stomach!

A quarter of an hour later, freshly baked fish fillets were placed in front of him.The little orange cat buried its head in eating, making a happy "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" sound.

Miaomiao, it seems that being gay is not bad... Well, rather than being gay, it's better to say being with Lao Mu is good?

The fish fillets must be too hot. The little orange cat felt that the whole cat was on fire as soon as he thought of this.

If it is not for the hair, it will expose the fact that the cat's face is flushed.

"Is it delicious?" Mu Xuefeng asked.

"Meow!" The little orange cat nodded fiercely.

"It's strange, I picked up a cat, obviously to let the cat cook for me..." Mu Xuefeng muttered.

Why instead became me cooking and serving the cat?

"Meow." The little orange cat continued to eat, and cast a cleansing spell to clean up the sauce on the cat's face.

Whatever you say, your body is honest when you cook for me.

After eating, I went back to the house with the owner and fell asleep during the practice.The next morning, the little orange cat was woken up by the noise outside.

Why, why, when we are a vegetable market, come here to buy vegetables?

He ran out the door and saw that the Qingxu Peak Formation radiating golden light separated the inside and the outside, surrounded by many Sword Sect disciples, making noise outside the formation.

"Senior Brother Cui is in an emergency situation, and I ask my friends from the Taoist monastery to be more accommodating."

"Xinxin Pool is so big, it will never hinder you."

"Senior brother Cui has to come to the Xixin Pool every month to take a dip to relieve his demons. It has become a rule many years ago. This is the principle of first come, first served. Are you going to make an exception now because of you?"

"If there is anything good or bad about him, your conscience will be fine!"

All the disciples chattered, and Master Luo, who was standing behind the big formation with his arms crossed, just said a word in a flat tone: "This is what Elder Gui Zongqiu promised. Within three months, the Xixin Pool will belong to me." Use, other people are not allowed to come in and out."

"That being said, are you just watching his demons attack?"

"Senior brother Cui's condition can't be delayed any longer, let him enter the heart washing pool. If we have other thoughts, we will be struck by lightning!"

Some persuaded and begged, some swore and swore, and some spoke in a bad tone, and the crowd became agitated and chaotic.

It's a pity that the big formation is blocking the front, and they can't break in even if they want to.

Just like what the disciples said, Senior Brother Cui is haunted by demons and has fits from time to time, so he can only soak in the heart-washing pool once a month to meditate and cleanse his mind.

The so-called demons are by no means easy to eradicate.

It is because of a lack of xinxing, or encountering an unsolvable dilemma, that the demons will be born; the external cause remains the same, and all means are nothing but delaying relief.Even if it gets better temporarily, it will fall back again and again.

The little orange cat also ran to Master Luo to watch the excitement, and immediately saw the "Senior Brother Cui" in the crowd.

It is indeed similar to the owner, with disheveled hair, red eyes, black and evil spirit overflowing, magic ropes wrapped around his hands and feet, and he looks like he is about to go crazy at any time.

"Meow, I have discussed with your elders, if you have any questions, go to your elders. It is also very difficult for us." The little orange cat chimed in.

Senior Brother Cui looked a little pitiful.The owner of the family is also haunted by demons, Le Yuan can actually empathize and know how anxious everyone is.

But when it comes to the safety of the owner, it is impossible to make concessions.What if he poisons the pool?

"What are you arguing about?" Mu Xuefeng, who had become lethargic recently, was the last one to come out of the room, frowning as he looked at the crowd outside the formation.

"Meow, Lao Mu, it's okay! Get rid of these people immediately." The little orange cat said.

"This civet has a big breath!"

"How will it send us away?" The disciples of Jianzong were not deaf, so they could hear them naturally, discussing one after another.

The little orange cat looked back maliciously.Ann, there are no big tricks for cats. I have a copy of "Three-Year College Entrance Examination and Five-Year Simulation", do you want to try it?

If I don't like it, there are also "Special Topics on Longmen" and "Secret Scrolls on Huanggang"... oh.

"Hmph, are you talking about him?"

Before the little orange cat could speak, Mu Xuefeng looked at the crowd and said suddenly: "Fellow Daoist Cui, I'll give you a chance. If you beat me, I'll let you in."

The noisy scene made him upset, and he used to use his own means to drive away this group of people.

There was an instant silence.

"Okay, it's exactly what I want!" Senior Brother Cui said loudly as he stepped out of the crowd.

...Ah, the owner hasn't lifted a knife for many days, and his hands are itchy?

"Mu Xuefeng, click as far as you can, don't arouse evil spirits." Master Luo said helplessly knowing that he couldn't persuade him.

Mu Xuefeng nodded to her: "Understood."

take me!The little orange cat hurriedly jumped up and landed on the old position - the owner's shoulders. Together with the owner, they stepped out of the big formation and flew high into the sky.

The other party also flew up immediately, facing each other in the vast high sky of the sea of ​​clouds, their reflections reflected in the blood-red pupils.

Uh, it's a duel between two red-eyed bunnies, the little orange cat thought to himself after seeing this scene.

There was no polite greetings, nor harsh words to each other. After two breaths, sword, light and sword energy swept the sky.

The sea of ​​clouds is broken like cotton wool, and the light of the sword is like a white rainbow passing through the sky.

Stepping on the clouds, holding the Longque Saber with frosty air in his hand, Mu Xuefeng suddenly said: "Should I recite a poem in this situation?"

"Meow meow, when!" the little orange cat said.

Last time in Fox Country, when the owner was dueling with others, he knocked on a bowl and sang a song "Sword Chapter". The owner liked it very much, do you still want to listen to it now?

In the howling wind at high altitude, Mu Xuefeng seemed to chuckle softly: "I will fight, you chant poems."

"Meow!" the little orange cat agreed.

Is my 12 years of Chinese lessons for nothing?Show off one more!

Wait, hiss... Which song are you reading?

The cat's brain was overloaded and suddenly stuck.

Just like the idiom Solitaire received "do whatever you want", suddenly you can only think of "do whatever you want", obviously there are many famous stories in the memory, but the little orange cat can't remember them all for a while.

Simply heartbroken, he began to sing, and played it loudly with the magic sound horn: "All-powerful, I will break free and all people will look up to me."

Mu Xuefeng swung his saber, creating thousands of snow waves in the sea of ​​clouds.

"All-powerful, I never need to look back."

Brother Cui, who was like a phantom and ghostly, quietly appeared behind Mu Xuefeng, the sword light that he urged was instantly crushed by the turbulent snow waves, and Mu Xuefeng didn't even turn his head.

……

The fierce battle continued, and the singing resounded endlessly.

"I am invincible, I am self-willed, desperately desperate by nature, shocking the troubled times..."

The rhythm is sonorous and the tone is passionate. Both the singer and the listener can't help but feel excited.

Fearing that they would be harmed, everyone who watched the battle retreated a long way away, and they were blinded by the rising clouds and the shining light of swords from time to time, so they couldn't see the battle situation clearly.The singing sounded on the battlefield, but it reached everyone's ears clearly.

Weird song, I have to listen to it and listen to it again.

When the little orange cat sang the second repeated chorus, some of the disciples of the Sword Sect above him sang along: "The world has been turned upside down, I decided to write my own law—"

Mu Xuefeng had the saber in his left hand and the sword in his right hand, the sword light cut down, and the saber energy fell!The aura of the sword and sword grew and fueled, cutting the sea of ​​clouds into a rift valley that was hundreds of feet long.In the middle of the rift valley is a place of silence and death that crushes everything.

This destructive move is unstoppable!

"This fierce wolf with twinkling eyes."

"Heh." Mu Xuefeng's blood-red pupils looked indifferently at the senior brother Cui who was knocked down by him from a high altitude.

The little orange cat on the shoulder also relaxed, and licked its paw proudly.

"Da da, da da da da..." The lyrics have already been sung, and the magic sound horn is still dedicated to completing the last melody, cadenced.Of course, it was also hummed by Le Yuan himself.

"Although I don't quite understand what you are singing," Mu Xuefeng said to the little orange cat, "It sounds very imposing."

"Meow." I like it too.

When I first heard this song, I thought that the most I could sing it was when the gangsters outside the school were fighting - in fact, as a good boy, Le Yuan didn't have such an opportunity at all.Being able to sing in this situation is simply a great satisfaction for the second soul!

I saw the opponent who fell from mid-air, when he was about to fall to the ground, he swung a sword into the ground, slowed down the castration, turned over and stood up straight.After all, it was just a sparring session, and Mu Xuefeng didn't start hard.

He looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "I lost, I really lost... Hahaha, happy!"

"I, Cui Hao, have always suffered from the fact that no one is worthy of my sword, and today I finally found a good opponent!"

Cui Hao clasped his hands together and bowed his hands together: "After a while, I'll come back to ask for advice!"

The dark evil spirit that lingered around him seemed to have been slashed away by a knife, but it had already disappeared a lot.The blood in his eyes was also like the tide slowly receding, and the pupil color gradually returned to normal.

Meow meow?A fight will cure your mental illness?

Why do you want to come again after a while!The little orange cat roared in his heart.

But the owner should also want to exercise his muscles and bones... The little orange cat looked at Mu Xuefeng.It's not like the legendary "mentally ill, the whole person is more energetic". The owner must have reversed. Recently, he has been a little lethargic, his complexion is not very good, and he seems to have nightmares at night.

It seems good to let him fight and relax his body and mind.

This change stunned all the disciples of the Sword Sect, they couldn't care less about the heart attack that their senior brother lost to outsiders, and gathered around them one after another.Seeing that Cui Hao really looked relieved from his inner demons, he breathed a sigh of relief, and surrounded him and left.

The little orange cat and its owner also landed on the ground and returned to the formation.

"Little cat," Master Luo who watched the whole process chuckled, "Did Wu Yun teach you this song?"

"Meow, who is the dark cloud?"

"It's the patriarch of your civet clan."

Oh, it's a big black cat.The little orange cat shook his head and said, "It didn't teach it, uh... I learned it in a far away place."

How can I explain the origin of this song to Master?

In the past, when he read the poems from the earth to his owner, Le Yuan prevaricated him, saying that it was written by the sages of the demon world.But Master Luo is a fox demon, so this excuse is not easy to use.

——And Master Luo is not a scumbag like the owner!

He was thinking whether to tell Master Luo that he came from the earth, but the other party didn't ask further, but just looked at the little orange cat thoughtfully, and nodded with a smile.

Meow meow?It feels like this big fox has discovered something...