The cat who wears Jackie Chan

"All-powerful, I am willing to break through the crowd to look up to."

A few days later in the early morning, I looked up and saw Yu Mengsong holding a rabbit mantle in front of the formation, and the little orange cat ran over.When I came to the front, I heard Yu Mengsong singing, and the maul in his arms shook his head to the rhythm.

Meow meow?Is this song so brainwashing?Although the memory of ascetics is much stronger than that of ordinary people, it is not uncommon for them to be able to sing after listening to it once, but it is still strange for it to come out of the mouth of a native of the cultivation world.

Many Jianzong disciples came to make trouble that day, but Yu Mengsong did not participate in it. Later, when the duel was duel, he came over to watch.

Yu Mengsong smiled and said, "Little cat, I'll bring Fei Fei over to see you."

"Meow, it's too early to be fat." The little orange cat greeted.

"Meow meow, Huang Zizao." Fatty responded.

"Fatty, why are you meowing so weakly?" the little orange cat asked curiously.I saw that although Fei Fei's hair was still bright and lustrous, his pale golden cat's eyes drooped into dead fish eyes, and his face looked weak and lacking energy.

"Hey, it's all because Lao Yu was too enthusiastic last night."

"Meow? What did he do to you?!" The little orange cat was stunned.Although Yu Mengsong looked like a pervert before, but is he so perverted?What did he do to a cat!

"Last night he pinned me on the bed and sucked my belly all night."

"Uh..." It turned out that I was thinking too much.Thinking of another incident, the little orange cat said, "Fatty, you haven't told the big black cat that you want to come out as a spiritual pet?"

Feifei was a little embarrassed: "I slipped the contract to you secretly. At that time, no one raised their paws, and I, I didn't dare to raise my meow."

"It's okay, it's okay, the big black cat can't find you, so it came to ask me, I've already told it that you have an owner."

"Meow, thank you, Huang Zi."

"It's not hard." The little orange cat glanced at Yu Mengsong, who was staring intently at the conversation between the two cats. "Your owner can't even understand what we are talking about, but he still listens very seriously, meow."

But my own owner is the same, every time I see myself talking to the big black cat, I enjoy watching it with gusto.

Feifei said, "Meow, I will tell him what we talked about when I get back, Meow."

Tsk, the eyes of the little orange cat have changed. I never thought that you, fat man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, are actually a cat rapist!

"I said Yu Mengsong is a rookie, will you tell him?"

"What is vegetable chicken? It sounds delicious meow." Feifei said.

"It means that he is as weak as a chicken, he can't even beat me!" The little orange cat and Yu Mengsong have tried twice, and both of them are cats and cats.

Although these two victories also have their own reasons, it’s hard to say that the hard power is really stronger than the cat, but winning is winning, hold back beep beep!

"Wow, Huang Zi, you are so powerful!" Fatty exclaimed.

"Hmm~" the little orange cat was elated.

"Old Yu is weak so he's weak, I don't dislike him. I, I'm not very strong, meow." Feifei said afterwards.

"Meow, he's actually alright," the little orange cat hurriedly said something nice to help, "Although he's not as good at fighting as I am, he's not bad either."

Being able to represent the Zongmen in the Penglai Fairy Association and being able to join the visiting group going to the Taoist Academy, Yu Mengsong must be regarded as the best among the younger generation of disciples of the Qinglian Sword Sect.

He and Fatty seem to have a good relationship.I hope that when the dispute between the human race and the monster race resumes, these two can be like senior Cheng Xi and the three-legged Jinwu, they will not help each other and stay out of it.

"Little cat, see you later."

"Meow" "Meow"

After chatting, one man and one mandarin flew away.The little orange cat ran back to the Xinxin Pond, saw Mu Xuefeng looking at him, opened his mouth and asked, "What did you talk about?"

"Talked with Fatty... his owner." The little orange cat said intentionally.

Before he finished speaking, Mu Xuefeng narrowed his eyes, looking like he was about to be jealous.

"Meow, don't worry, Yu Mengsong is too weak, I can't compare to you in my heart." The little orange cat raised its paw and patted his chest like a treasure, "Only the most powerful monk can have the most powerful monk." Lovely civet; I am the cutest civet, and only you are qualified to be my master!"

Although these words are quite shameless, but coax the owner.

"Tch", Mu Xuefeng, who was soaking in the pool, laughed out loud.

The little orange cat stared at him, and noticed that the rich blood in his eyes seemed to have faded a little.

"Qinglian Sword Sect Shi Hai, I'm here to ask for advice."

"Fellow Daoist Mu, please fight me!"

"Mu Xuefeng, if I can get away with winning a move from you, let me enter the heart washing pool!"

It started at the beginning, and since this period of time, there have been disciples of Jianzong shouting outside the formation from time to time.

Several came today.No one paid attention to him, and he refused to stay outside with all his heart.

"Meow, Lao Mu, it's important for you to resolve your inner demons, and leave them alone." The little orange cat persuaded.

"En." Mu Xuefeng responded.

He can still tell which is more important.All cats, cats and dogs dared to come to the door, and those people scanned it with their spiritual sense, and they knew that the weak sword energy was not his single enemy, and they couldn't arouse his interest at all.

"They are so annoying, I'm going to get rid of them! It's time to practice illusion and spells." The little orange cat got out of the owner's arms and swam to the shore, shook its drenched hair, and then drove a bamboo The dragonfly flew out of the formation.

Several Sword Sect disciples outside the formation saw a small orange cat flying over with a blazing golden dragon surrounded by a bamboo dragonfly surrounded by flames rising in the sound of "buzzing buzzing buzzing".

Looking carefully, this little orange cat's hair is still wet and sticky to its body, but it doesn't look a bit embarrassed. The cat's eyes are sharp, and its expression... haughty?

"No need to bark anymore. Why do my owners need to come forward, you can't even get past me." The little orange cat hovered in front of everyone, the cat didn't speak, and said arrogantly from the magic horn floating beside it.

These words are very embarrassing to others. When a cat says it, it will be angry and funny.

"Little civet, you have such a loud voice."

"Is it really a cat raised by Mu Xuefeng?"

"Mu Xuefeng sent you to stop us?"

Meow meow?Uncle Cat is just so crazy if he didn't learn from the owner.In my previous life, I didn’t have a pretentious atmosphere or matching conditions. If I made a speech in the second class in the class, I would be laughed at for at least a semester;Now the cat has its own strength, and there is a backer behind it, so crazy, it's just showing its true colors!

"Come on, let the cat teach you how to be human if you don't believe me," Le Yuan then activated the magic spell, "Do the questions."

The invisible sound wave spread, quietly arousing the impulse of everyone to answer the question.

Come on, come up with a question! !The disciples of Jianzong looked eagerly at the little orange cat.

"Meow, let's start with the simplest topic first. Jian Xiujia is running ahead, with a speed of one breath and can fly ten feet, while Moxiu B is chasing behind, with a speed of one breath and can fly twelve feet. At present, the two are far apart. Eighty feet, ask: How many breaths will the sword repair armor be caught up to?"

Le Yuan was still very kind, and first raised the most basic catch-up question.

"Huh?" "What are you talking about?"

"This question is unreasonable! Among the same level, the technique of sword escape is the fastest, there is absolutely no reason why that demon cultivator can catch up!" Some people questioned it.

"Who told you that sword cultivators and demon cultivators are at the same level?" The little orange cat stared at Dead Fish.

"That's even more wrong. Eighty feet is not too far away. If the demon cultivator had the time to chase slowly, he would have killed the sword cultivator in the air!"

"...The topic is the topic, don't imagine anything else!" The little orange cat was annoyed.What kind of nonsense poor students are they!

Amid the noise, there were actually two voices, almost at the same time: "Catch up after forty breaths." "Is it forty?"

Huh, there is still something to do.But think about it, someone on the ancient earth wrote "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic". The mathematics level of the ancients is actually quite good, and the same is true in the world of comprehension.

"The answer is correct, forty breaths. Let's ask another question. This time it's a father-son game. Dare you dare?" The little orange cat raised its face and licked its paws, watching all living beings from the corner of its eyes, "If you can't answer, you will call I'll call you daddy. Otherwise, I'll call you daddy."

"Why don't you dare?"

The two who answered the first question correctly said immediately.

Others rubbed their hands on the question and the answer, and realized that it was indeed very simple, so they echoed, "Okay."

"Meow, don't go back on your word."

The little orange cat was happy.Alright, now that you know "1+1=2", it's time to go to higher math.

See if I don't test you to death!

"Do the question. Sword Xiujia, Moxiu B, and Monster Beast C are flying on the same straight road, in the same direction, with the same escape speed. Now Jian Xiujia is in front, Moxiu B is in the middle, and the monster beast is flying in the same direction. C is behind, and the distance between them is exactly the same. After twelve breaths, the monster C caught up with Moxiu B, and after another six breaths, the monster C caught up with Jian Xiujia, asking: How long will it take? Rest, Moxiu Yi can catch up with Jian Xiujia?"

After this series of words, most of the disciples of Jianzong were confused.

What, what?

"That's unreasonable! After Monster C caught up, didn't he eat people? If he had eaten them, wouldn't the sword repairer and demon repairer B have already met in the monster's stomach?"

"It's you again!" The little orange cat glared at him angrily, "You beaver!"

Not caring about the beaver spirit anymore, the little orange cat looked around the crowd with a happy expression on his face: "It's a father-son game as agreed, if you can't answer it, call Dad."

This, how is this possible!Actually want to call daddy to a semi-big milk cat?

The sword cultivator on the far left was about to deny it when he saw green cat eyes sweeping towards him, accompanied by a "meow".His heart skipped a beat, and his mouth moved unknowingly: "Father."

"Meow meow." Er Zai be good.

Just in case you don't keep your word, I still have a magic spell, and I have to call it if I don't want to.

Are you really screaming?The bystanders showed surprise on their faces, but they couldn't hold back their mouths, and they called out one by one: "Daddy", "Daddy", "Cat Daddy", "Daddy"

?How could there be one more word, tsk, forget it.

The little orange cat looked at the last one.The man hadn't opened his mouth yet, his face was calm and he closed his eyes to think, and after a while he replied, "Eighteen breaths."

hiss!The cat's eyes widened, and he took a deep breath, and actually answered!

The other party opened his eyes, observed the little orange cat's reaction, and asked, "Is the answer correct?"

"Yes, that's right meow." The little orange cat is not reckless, insisting that it is wrong.

"Senior Brother Xia, you can answer all of these!" "I'm getting dizzy just thinking about it." "As expected of Senior Brother Xia who can make Yanjia with his own hands!"

Do you specialize in surgery? This is it, the little orange cat was stunned.

"Father and Son Bureau—" Senior Brother Xia reminded the cat with a smile.

"Meow," the little orange cat immediately glanced at the other disciples with ill intentions, "You all call him grandpa! Do you understand?"

While speaking, he secretly activated the Spiritual Mantra again.

After one's spiritual realm has been greatly improved, one can master more spiritual mantras.Recently, Le Yuan learned the evolutionary form of "calling daddy" from Master Luo, and now he wants others to be called Grandpa, Grandma, Little Sweetheart, Little Shit, whatever.

Why are we still called?Everyone's heart trembled, and at the same time, their mouths moved involuntarily again: "Grandpa" "Grandpa" "Grandpa"

The disciples glared at the little orange cat: "You cat is cheating!"

"I'm your father, so you should call him grandpa. There's nothing wrong with meow." The little orange cat was confident, and looked at Senior Brother Xia again, throwing the question to him, "Fellow Daoist Xia, do you want to have another son?" , or more grandchildren?"

"Uh..." Brother Xia is indeed a smart person, and smiled, "Can I have them all?"

"Hey!" "Brother Xia, who are you speaking for!" "Meow, no!"

"What are you arguing about?"

The little orange cat turned around and saw Mu Xuefeng who had stepped out of the pool and put on a robe, walking over.

"Meow, I recognized a group of sons, and I also found a... grandpa for these sons." The little orange cat said.

I didn't expect such a difficult topic to be made by someone, and I couldn't deny it.

It seems that I am still too conservative in my own questions. For math questions, I have to upgrade to the level of calculus and infinite series.

"Grandpa?" Mu Xuefeng frowned upon hearing this, "Who else but me?"

"Meow?" The little orange cat opened his eyes wide.

Lao Mu, why do I feel that you are a bit perverted?When I was sinking in the heart-washing pool with you, I found that you were a little... a little abnormal. You want to fuck a cat and want to be a cat's father at the same time!

Is your fetish still normal?

"Don't bully people too much." "What do you mean?!" The disciples of Jianzong also yelled.

"Meow," the little orange cat commanded the magic sound horn to beep loudly at the crowd, drowning out all the voices, "Is it the cat that can't answer the father-son game that you agreed with yourself?"

I can say that the owner is abnormal, but you can't call him!

"Hmph, is it only the mouth?" Mu Xuefeng didn't bother to move his mouth, and drew the knife directly, "You two go together."

The owner really wanted to fight.The little orange cat quickly jumped onto his shoulder.

After a quarter of an hour, everyone was defeated without any suspense.

"This fierce wolf with twinkling eyes."

When one person and one cat flew from the sky and landed on the ground, they heard the dubbing of the disciples who came to watch the battle, and they sang decently. ...Is this song so popular?