From God's perspective, I complained about the world

I took Yato to the buffet.

Very good deal, I think taking him to the buffet will really make the cafeteria owner speechless.This wave is definitely not bad, he even took my share back.

If it weren't for his sense of presence, I'm afraid we would have been surrounded by other customers in the store by now.

But even if it wasn't so eye-catching, the clerks who came to collect the dishes all looked at me with dumbfounded expressions.

It was as if I had eaten all the items on the high-piled plates that had been swept away by the storm, and the victim of my reputation became a beautiful girl with a huge appetite in the mind of the clerk.But in fact, I ate a little bit of sushi, and I couldn't get back my share of the capital.

But whoever told Yato to keep quiet, others would not "see" him at all.

Just like Mr. Heizi, their skills and occupations are completely off the mark. Compared with playing basketball or being a god, their sense of existence is really better than being a killer, and beating the enemy Hakka will feel very good.

And, how about taking Yato to the Big Eater Competition next time.

I quietly watched him gobble it up, as if he hadn't eaten for 800 years, and asked slowly:

"Is it true that the gods will not be strangled to death?"

"Just now you asked if you would starve to death, and now you ask if you will starve to death, are you sure you are not cursing me?" Yato swallowed the food that filled his cheeks, and looked at me with dissatisfaction, "No It's going to be stuffed to death! It doesn't matter how much you eat! God can't even poop!"

Me: "...Okay."

It's really not particular about saying this while eating, this guy.

But what is the principle of this!Is the food eaten directly converted into energy? !Is the real version of the paper man who can't go to the toilet? !hateful!This is really not scientific at all!

…………

In short, Yato is probably... an unimaginable, overly down-to-earth god.

After the meal, we became acquainted a lot and exchanged contact information.

I feel that I may need and use the other party in the future.

After all, he said that he can do everything. The lifespan of a god is very long. For hundreds of years, he has taken over various businesses, such as helping people through sewers, repairing water pipes, repairing air conditioners, weeding, looking after shops, looking for cats and dogs, etc. He can do the most trivial work in the most professional way.

Without hesitation, I said, "So this is Wanshiwu, right?"

Yato remained firm: "No! These are all serious entrustments from believers!"

I retorted: "No, this is Wanshiwu, it is even better than Yinsang's Wanshiwu, and it's too cheap, it's really a loss."

As long as five yuan, you can never buy it at a loss or be fooled.

It's so cheap, it makes me want to find him a job, it's a huge profit.

too frightening.

Such a guy who increases the quantity but does not increase the price will not know if he is squeezed by capitalists, and he will happily help count the money if he is sold.

However, it is obviously a god—why is it like this, what kind of ghost setting is this.

I rubbed my chin and thought about it.

The so-called charging only five yuan for making a wish to the gods means "connecting" with people, and you also need to insert a five-yuan coin to make a wish at a shrine.

As for Yato...it should be a nameless god without a shrine.

Based on the information obtained so far——

The famous gods naturally don't have to worry about the lack of human belief, but the nameless gods can easily perish because of lack of belief.

When he saw me again today, his first reaction was that it was strange that I still remembered him. In other words, not only ordinary people can't notice him, but also ordinary people can easily forget him?

This kind of setting is very suitable for the plot of sadistic heart.

The way I looked at him thoughtfully and probingly caught his attention, and those ice blue eyes looked over.

"What are you looking at?"

"It's not easy for me to lament God." I touched my chin and sighed, "Speaking of which, where are you going, Yato?"

We came out of the restaurant but still walked together.

"Of course I'm taking you home!" Ye Dou curled his lips, and walked beside me with his hands in his pockets, "I can't let you go back by yourself so late, you can see the humans on the other side, and it's easy to meet those monsters. Running around at such a time is also very dangerous."

For ordinary people, it should be said that they are afraid that girls will meet bad guys when they go home alone so late.

Gods and humans think differently.

However, ghosts and ghosts really have nothing to do with me.

But Yato was also kind, so I swallowed the argument that I could actually ask the driver to pick me up, and monsters can't hurt me at all.

So, I walked all the way back.

Of course I was not idle, I continued to ask questions, intending to learn more about the "inner world" settings from the gods.

"Speaking of which, the monster you mentioned, Yato, shouldn't be a monster in the traditional sense, right?"

In fact, I have long discovered that there are also different types of demons and monsters, and there are indeed some differences.

For example, some monsters seem to have higher intelligence, can communicate like humans, and have all kinds of weird shapes with bull heads and horse faces.

But there are also those who always like to stick to human beings, look very single-celled, mutter some messy words, but grow darker, and have a more "deformed" style of painting.

Yato replied: "It's not the same. Ordinary monsters are born for various reasons, and some have survived for thousands of years. But "monsters" and monsters are actually generated by negative emotions of human beings. . "

I:"."

So this is the non-human species of the two sets merged into one world.

I realized that the difference between these two kinds of non-human beings is the difference between "Inuyasha" and "Spells and Returns".

But why did I find the same setting as in Jump's manga in reality?

Negative emotions are generated... Isn't this the setting of the curse?The real version of spell return? !Yami slightly!Evil comics blend into reality to fight!Although my surname is Dongtang, I really don't have any relatives named Dongtang Aoi!

I raised my eyebrows: "So? Do those things need to be rid of with negative emotions as well?"

Yato looked over blankly.

I couldn't play with him at all, and I looked away indifferently: "Oh, you don't look at jump."

"When normal monsters harm human beings, there will be demon masters to deal with them. When those monsters formed by negative emotions harm human beings, how to eliminate them?" I changed the phrase and continued to ask.

Yato: "If you want to destroy the monster, you have to kill it with an artifact."

"Sacred weapon? Literally, is it the weapon of the gods? So the gods are responsible for destroying those demons?"

"..." Yato was silent for a moment, "You guessed it already, do you need me to explain?"

"Where's Yato's artifact? Can I see it?" I blinked.

He paused, and bluffed again: "My previous artifact was fired by me!"

Me: "? So what exactly is an artifact? It can't be a human."

"It's the undead of human beings." Saying this, he made a deep expression.

In fact, in the dark night, Yato's delicate face and overly conspicuous ice blue eyes, coupled with a suddenly serious expression, can quite intimidate people.

Me: "Oh."

Night Fight: "???"

Yato bluffed and said: "Mingyin, what's the matter with you? You won't be surprised at all?!"

It didn't scare me that he was clearly unfulfilling.

"What a surprise."

It's all about the setting at a glance.Isn't the setting of the soul turned into a weapon very popular?Pretty cool.

I raised my eyelids with no interest, "Besides, this has nothing to do with me, anyway, you don't have any artifacts to show me now."

Yato: "..." He was hit, and then he turned his head angrily, and began to quarrel.

However, right now.

Yato looked forward, his expression became more solemn, and his tone of voice was not very good, it was really serious.

"Over there, the beginning tense."

I tilted my head: "What is Shihua?"

"The gloomy atmosphere that the monsters on the other side like very much... Once it appears, it will attract many monsters to gather together, it is time-changing." Yato replied.

Me: "...that's it." That is to say, places where human beings have a lot of negative emotions, such as schools and hospitals are prone to curses.I understand everything.

I looked in front of Yato's eyes, the road we had to pass in front of us, there was some materialized black mist floating in the air, it looked really ominous.

However, what the hell is this kind of atmosphere suddenly appearing, and did it trigger any side plots?

While thinking this way, I heard a cry for help from a distance.

Yato and I looked at each other.

I didn't hesitate, and didn't wait for him to say anything, so I dragged him and ran over there.

"Hey, that's the most time-changing place over there."

"So, something bad must have happened." I frowned, took out my phone and dialed the alarm.

On the side of the street, in a small park that should have been deserted and unremarkable at this time, many people gathered, and a violent incident was taking place.

It's a bad bunch.

Or should I say bosozoku?

Anyway, he doesn't look like a good person.

Undoubtedly bullying.

The victim should be a couple.

The boy was beaten to the ground by them, with his head pressed and trampled under his feet. He was bruised and yelling for his girlfriend to run away.

But it is conceivable how a weak woman can escape the pursuit of several tall boys.

The bosozoku who surrounded the terrified girls, ready to make a move, laughed quite disgustingly.

You have to stop it.

Garbage should be thrown to the garbage dump for proper garbage classification.

Me: "Yato. Can you fight?"

Yato: "Of course I will, I am a warrior."

very good.This is convenient, and there is no need to think of other ways.

I took out a five-yuan coin I found at the restaurant checkout just now, quickly stuffed it into his hand, and then pushed his shoulder.

"Quick, go ahead, use your force value, and beat up that group of disgusting garbage."

"……All right."

On the other hand, Yeto accepted the five-yuan coin neatly, and he tossed the coin in response: "...I did hear your wish."

What kind of overly handsome line is this.

In short, the scene after that is quite violent. He is a Valkyrie, even if he doesn't use a weapon, he can easily deal with a few bullying humanoid garbage.

The bad guys were all knocked out.

I called the police, explained the situation and called an ambulance.

However, after comforting the victim a few words and hearing the sound of police sirens gradually approaching on the street, an inhuman creature that shouldn't appear appeared.

The "temporalization" around here is really serious.

Probably because of those bad intentions.

Black mist is gathering.

I saw a monster quietly hiding its breath and approaching Yato quietly.

It looks like a big bug, so disgusting.

And although Yato beat up all the villains heroically just now, but because of that inexplicable presence, the people who were helped seemed to have almost forgotten him.

So he just yawned uninterestedly and stood aside.

It seems that there is a way with human beings that is invisible and intangible, but there is a very clear boundary.

As for the monster's approach, Yato hadn't noticed it yet.

I ran over and dragged him to avoid the first wave of attacks from the monster.

Yeto looked over in a little astonishment, he turned his head suddenly, and when he saw the monster, his expression suddenly brightened.

"Sure enough, it did appear! Damn it! I just said that the modernization here is serious!"

"But what should you do to deal with it?" I asked strangely, "You are a god."

"No." He answered simply and neatly.

"what?"

"It's been said that there is no divine weapon now! Without a divine weapon, I would be powerless against monsters!" He was full of resentment.

Yato pulled me backhand to avoid the second wave of attacks.

Anyway, the police are coming soon, so there is no need to worry about the safety here, it is better to say that the demon must be lured away.

So, under the inexplicable and shocked eyes of the ordinary couple, we ran away directly while fighting the air.

Passers-by get confused perspective

The target of the monster's attack will not be ordinary people, in fact, it is not me, but Yato.

After all, it has been muttering about the smell of Yato, "It smells so good."

Yedou and I were running all the way, and the monsters were chasing them all the way, but I didn't know what I was running for. I only had the normal stamina bar of an ordinary person.

"I can't run anymore. In fact, Yatou, you can run by yourself... Let me tell you, I actually have the ability to nullify, and that thing can't hit me at all." I tried to follow the god who dragged me away Explanation.

"Ah, you are such a trouble—! But how could you be thrown here?!" Yato complained impatiently, not believing what I said.In the next second, I was directly pulled up by him neatly, and I was suspended in the air.

Whoa, is this a princess hug?

Holding me in his arms, Yato jumped up, his expression becoming serious because of the tense situation, and he jumped from house to house with the swiftness and agility of a ninja.After a while, he finally threw the chasing monster far away.

It's safe, and it's near my house.

After finally letting out a sigh of relief, Yato, who put me down, became even more speechless when he saw my excited eyes.

"What's the matter with your excited expression?!"

"Because it's fun." I replied.

It's just like a roller coaster.

Or is it directly held by someone to experience a ninja run?

This kind of operation is not common. After all, I am just an ordinary girl, and I will be excited to experience the feeling of flying into the sky and escaping from the ground.

Yato: "..." He fell silent.

Yato: "I've never seen such a strange human being like you."

I didn't really care: "I've never seen such a strange god like you."

Just now I was thinking, such a mess on him, such as "working around to help people realize their wishes", "but will be easily forgotten" and other settings and buffs, coupled with a heroine, is actually very suitable for Some sad and sad love stories with some supernatural themes.

So, this guy might be the hero of a girl manga!

But I can't figure out why he has sweaty hands!This setting is not girly at all!

Obviously won't poop? !Where does the metabolism come from?