From God's perspective, I complained about the world

"There are always too many inexplicable settings in this world."

When I sighed blindly, Saiki Kusuo looked over.

He maintained a posture of "I'll just quietly watch what you have to say".

"Don't you think, Qi Mu-kun? Even if you say that you have modified a lot of world settings——but, many things are obviously not caused by you."

"That's true." The pink-haired superpower replied flatly, "I'm not a god."

have to.

I had dinner with a god who is the same voice actor as you before.

You, a superpower, are much better than gods.

"But the so-called gods are not all-knowing and omnipotent existences. There are 800 million gods in Japan." I propped my chin and sighed, stirring the coffee in front of me with a small spoon. Because there are too many, it is not easy for those who have no faith to make a living."

Saiki Kusuo was silent for a moment, then raised his eyebrows: "Listen to what you said, did you really see God?"

"Yes." I replied, "Haven't you seen Qi Mu-kun?"

"No." His tone was flat, "I have never seen it, and the gods have never fulfilled my wish."

That's because you can make your wish come true.

Also, how did this person make such a "miserable speech" so full of complaints? !

"What is Qi Mu-jun's wish?" I blinked twice, looked up at him, and asked.

"Get through the current calamity." He said indifferently, "and then continue to live my peaceful daily life——so, I will trouble you, Dongtang classmate."

I:"……"

Me: "Are they going or not?"

"No." Saiki Kusuo replied, "Still watching from the seat over there."

"You shouldn't be like this." I condemned seriously and earnestly, "Does being liked by a beautiful girl make you so annoying? That's...it will shine..."

I suddenly raised my hand to cover my face.

I can't go on.

I was so desperate: "So why does this world have such an inexplicable setting!"

Even Qi Mu-kun couldn't help but look sideways at me: "What kind of image does Zhaoqiao look in your eyes?"

"Student Teruhashi, she can glow." I replied blankly, "It's not the kind of glow that I said before to describe the beautiful qualities of human beings. It's really... the kind of glow in the physical sense that is particularly dazzling."

Unlike the background that other people sometimes appear randomly according to the atmosphere, ordinary people will also change into a shiny background when they encounter happy things.

But Zhaoqiao is very different. In my eyes, she is in a state of light all the time.

It's still the kind of light that the Buddha shines on all living beings.

Once I look at her, I feel particularly glaring, as if she has a lot of light bulbs installed on her body, and I have to divert my eyes from seeing her glow in that sense.

God knows, I really don't want to treat her like this.

In school before, when I was talking to her, I couldn't help but look away with squinted eyes.At that moment, he seemed to see her Yan Yi through the light.

Although I don't know what she was thinking, I felt as if I had hurt her self-esteem.

So, Teruhashi-san and I really don't get along.

She is a beautiful girl who sees people "oh hoo" in person, and she seems to enjoy this state very much, and feels that it is natural for others to "oh hoo" her. ——Although I don't know what kind of strange setting the modal particle "oh hoo" is.

In short, such a girl is very popular among boys, and even girls will pay more attention to her. She is simply the spokesperson of love and beauty. Everyone loves her, and flowers bloom like flowers, but I can't look at her directly. few seconds.

Getting along with her is too costly.

So, in order not to hurt the other party's self-esteem again, and to protect my eyes, I basically avoided and walked around the other party when I saw the sign of the light in school.I don't pay much attention to her on weekdays.

But who would have thought that things would develop to the point where it is now?

Let's talk about the background --

First of all, when school was over today, Saiki-kun was surrounded by the super invincible beautiful girl Teruhashi in the class and asked for an invitation.

Zhaoqiao said that a new dessert shop opened on the street, and she had a discount voucher from the owner of the dessert shop in her hand, and asked him if she wanted to go together.

It can be seen that Zhaoqiao has found Qi Mujun's hobby.

Normally speaking, a person with super powers who has a sweet tooth is very tempting, and he can be easily tricked away if he catches it. —Of course I'm not insulting him, but he's really easy to deceive, after all, I've used desserts to get him so many times.

But this time he didn't give in to the dessert.

Let me first declare that I was just passing by, and I was caught as a strong man when I passed by.

When I was passing by the shoe cabinet, I saw the conversation between two people, and then I thought that when I left without seeing anything, Qi Mu-kun grabbed my shoulder.

Then I listened to the expressionless superpower saying to others:

"Sorry, Teruhashi-san, I have an appointment today."

This is passing by and lying down.

In fact, as a short-term shield, I didn't care too much, it's fine to leave the school gate.

But in the end - Mr. Qi Mu didn't let me go even after leaving school.

Because he said, Zhaoqiao followed us all the way.

I was stunned, like a black question mark.

I have no idea what's going on.

Known information:

Zhaoqiao seems to like Qi Mu-kun.

Sai Mu-kun, who hates being conspicuous, wants to avoid her.

So I became a shield.

But because Qi Mu-kun's shield is me, who hurt Teruhashi's self-esteem before, and also avoids her every day, it is a rare person who has not been captured by her halo.

This made Teruhashi even more incomprehensible.

Why did two people who were not "conquered" by her suddenly come together.

And in her opinion, when we were in school, we had no intersection at all on the surface, and it was strange that we would start "dating" in private.

Her first reaction was that it was a fake, so she played a stalking game persistently.

——The above, about Zhao Qiao's psychological activity process, comes from Qi Mujun who read it telepathically and conducted a paraphrased science popularization to me.

Then the current situation is:

Me and Saiki-kun.

Still sitting in this newly opened dessert shop.

Mr. Qi Mu really didn't want to miss the newly opened dessert shop.

As for Teruhashi, he met our classmate, my friend Yumehara Zhiyu, when he followed us to the dessert shop.

Yumehara Zhiyu had a crush on Saiki Kusuo, but now she has moved on and has a boyfriend.It can be seen that she is undoubtedly a love brain, she is very gossip, besides her own love, she also likes to watch other people's love.

So - two people somehow reached a consensus, each thinking, sitting furtively in the distance, observing our "date" and every move.

Because the distance is relatively far, it is still impossible to be heard if you speak in a low voice.

Therefore, Saiki Kusuo and I are still communicating normally.

"So Qi Mu-kun, how did you fall in love with Teruhashi-san?"

"As you think."

"Because you didn't oh hoo." I said with certainty.

Saiki Kusuo nodded.

Although in my expectation, I still feel that this kind of operation is beyond reason.

I am stunned.

If it wasn't for my being a girl. ——Teruhashi-san may come to pursue me.

Self-strategy is the deadliest.

"Student Teruhashi is a person favored by God. Whatever she wants to do will come true. It can be said that God will help her achieve it. So if you want to completely reject her, you must have external factors to destroy it."

Qi Mu-kun said this kind of exaggerated description, but his tone didn't seem to be praising Zhaoqiao at all, but was stating a fact.

"If you use your thinking to understand, you can regard this as an inexplicable setting. ——Of course, this setting has nothing to do with me. It is better to say that I am also the object of God's malice."

I propped my chin: "Is the god you're talking about really one of the 800 million gods in Japan? According to Hashi-san's level, the god who favors her must be the god in charge of love and beauty."

"Who is the God who is in charge of love and beauty?"

"How do I know, I don't pay attention to the legends of gods, but I know about the Greek mythology." I replied indifferently, "But since the setting is mentioned, have you ever thought about this kind of question..."

"?"

I hesitated for a moment, then said:

"Is there such a possibility-you are actually living in a story. You are a character written by the author, and your superpowers are all given to you by him, which is the so-called god. But it is not sure, or The halo on Qiao's body was also set by the author, and her character design is this kind of beautiful girl who is favored by the gods, not one of the 800 million gods in Japan, but a real god outside the dimension."

I've always thought it would be outrageous to say that to anyone.

After all, you can’t just go and tell the people around you just because of this kind of unilateral guess: I suspect that you are a paper man, you are a character written by a certain author, and your fate is predetermined, right?

In fact, when I occasionally make speeches that break through the dimension, people around me will regard it as a chuunibha disease.

But now, after becoming more and more familiar with the superpower Saiki Kusuo. ——I think, if there is anyone in the world who can understand this concept and not have his world view shattered because of my words, he is probably the only one.

Of course, there is also the possibility of being regarded as having committed the Second Second Disease again.

So I'm not saying it with 100% certainty.

It's just that I suddenly wanted to say it, and it doesn't matter whether the other party believes it or not.

I looked up at him calmly.

The pink-haired boy sitting across from me just paused, but I didn't see him showing any surprise, and his attitude was as calm as ever.

"Really." He seemed to understand something, and his tone was somewhat clear, "Is this what you said at the beginning, the truth of the world you see?"

I:?

I'm not too happy with his bland attitude.

Instead, I started to feel unconvinced.

"Do you believe it or not? You should know that according to the normal routine, if you are a paper man, you must be a funny male lead. You can't tell..."

"Ah yes, maybe Teruhashi-san is the daughter of the gods. Under the setting of the gods, even if you can't accept this kind of attention-grabbing that is liked by beautiful girls, you will be grouped as CP. People see The only one who loves her is you, although you are arrogant—huh?"

The coffee jelly on the table in front of him has not been eaten because of the conversation just now.

To my surprise, he scooped out a spoonful of untouched coffee jelly and stuffed it neatly into my mouth, directly blocking my chattering mouth.

I:"???"

The mellow taste of coffee jelly was in my mouth, and the soft and smooth jelly melted on the tip of my tongue. I looked at him dully.

Qi Mujun said flatly: "They are still watching."

So at this point you haven't forgotten about acting, right?Are you so dedicated?This is your favorite coffee jelly!How can you bear to give the first sip to someone else——

I was just about to take the floor to make a complaint.

But Sai Mu-kun seems to have predicted that I will speak——

Uh, ehhhh——?

Is the first or second bite still for me? !

I:"…………"

I feel like I've been fed a play that my character shouldn't have.

Fortunately, the third spoon did not come.He ate it himself.

But did he forget to change the spoon.

I looked over hesitantly.

But Saiki Kusuo just stuffed coffee jelly into his mouth, and then noticed my gaze, he bit the spoon and looked over calmly.

"However, in fact, all the settings have nothing to do with you."

The topic suddenly returned to the issue I had just been concerned about.

I froze.

"Only you are different." Saiki Kusuo pointed out.

"If there is a predetermined destiny in this world, then you are the one who can break all destiny. After all, no matter what the setting is, it won't work for you, no matter if it was made by me or by the so-called gods." He looked at me with his chin propped up, and the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, "In a sense, it's considered invincible, Dongtang."

I blinked, I tilted my head.

I can't understand where my so-called "invincibility" comes from in his eyes.

I am so weak!How could I be invincible! (shock)

Moreover, for this kind of statement, my first reaction was to complain: the person who said invincibility last time has stopped thinking now.

But after thinking about it, I still held back abruptly and went back without complaining.

I always feel that if I spit it out now, Sai Mu-kun, who knows the jokes, might very much want to throw me into outer space to make me stop thinking.

Don't ask me why.

Asking is an intuition.