The random me and Dazai HE with the ability

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"—they are all connected to a certain river in the soul world."

"That's right." Luanbu took a sip of the wave soda in satisfaction, and snapped his fingers confidently, "And this river is hidden by an enchantment, so you can't see it under normal circumstances."

"There are people with supernatural powers in the soul world who transport the resentful spirits to this invisible river, so the resentful spirits appear in this world." When the slightly childish young man said these words, there was a smile on his elegant and handsome face. High spirits.

Like a little kid...begging a grown-up for a compliment.

Ayase Yui thought so, her face not showing the slightest bit.

The detective's exclusive swivel chair creaked and got stuck at a certain fulcrum, and Dafuku's hand, which was stretched out to grab the red bean, stopped - the emerald green eyes were fixed on her, and the whole face was wrinkled.The slightly thin lips opened and closed, and finally turned away with an awkward "hum".

Yui Ayase touched her nose uncomfortably, and immediately restrained the overly obvious expression on her face.

Everyone in the detective agency saw this scene, and their minds turned so fast that they laughed out loud, such as Osamu Dazai.He didn't know when he lay head down on the sofa again, his legs dangling in the air and twisted together, the broken hair on his forehead drooped, revealing a handsome face with superior lines.

Seeing this, Ayase Yui made a fake cough to change the subject, and brought everyone's attention back to the main point, "I will find out the inner ghost in the soul world, but... I have to ask for advice on the matter of the river enchantment. authority figures."

She took out the folding fan again, pinched the spirit formula, closed her eyes and remained silent for a few seconds, as if communicating with an invisible existence in the void.

She stepped back, found a relatively open place, took a deep breath, raised her hand and threw out a spell with golden patterns on a white background.The spell ignited spontaneously without wind, and a dazzling golden light burst out in a blink of an eye. After the light faded, a slender and thin man in a white hunting suit appeared in the open space.

Ayase Yui secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Great, it looks like there is nothing wrong with the newly developed spell that allows spirits to materialize.

The man had a handsome face, bright eyes, a smile on the corner of his mouth, and the folding fan in his hand was shaking and beating rhythm, "Everyone is safe, I am Seimei Abe."

Seeing this, Kunikida immediately stood up from his seat, straightened his collar cautiously, and returned a courtesy.When he was nervous and didn't know what to say, he turned his head and saw Osamu Dazai still lazily lying on the sofa, and immediately angrily stepped forward and grabbed his clothes and pulled him up, gritted his teeth and whispered, "Bastard Dazai, Still being so lazy and disrespectful to seniors, there is no balabalabala at all..."

Is that how Kunikida eased his tension?Ayase Yui wanted to laugh a little.

Abe Seimei smiled and asked Yui amidst the background sound of thoughts, "Is there something wrong?"

……

After understanding the beginning and end of the matter, Abe Seimei pondered for a moment, looked at Edogawa Ranbu, as if communicating something, and then replied to her, "Leave this matter to me. I will deal with the river issue." fixed."

Seimei-sama is indeed hiding something.

Ayase Yui got this message from his eyes and words.

And Qingming didn't hide his intention, the look he gave Ranbu clearly showed that he didn't want his current self to know the truth of the matter.

But who is she?Sailor Moon never surrenders, okay?

Yui Ayase, who was not so enthusiastic about this matter, immediately became motivated.

His mind was spinning rapidly.

That insider must know the inside story!At least know where the enchantment is!She will definitely catch him!

The time limit of the spell gradually passed, Abe Seimei first turned into a light blue spirit body, and then disappeared with a smile.The people in the detective agency also started the work they were doing.

"What about the murder case entrusted by the Metropolitan Police Department?" A weak voice came from the corner of the detective agency, "The Metropolitan Police Department sent a letter to inquire."

It's Junichiro Tanizaki.

This gentle young man with tawny hair who joined Yui Ayase not long ago has a supernatural ability called "Xiyuki", which can create illusions in space, and is responsible for collecting intelligence and tracking and monitoring in the detective agency. Responsible for task recording during free time.

Tanizaki stretched out a hand tremblingly from the piles of documents that could be buried above his head, and made a strange, trilling voice, "Arnold~ah~ that murder case has not been completed yet~ No, Naomi ~"

Yui Ayase approached curiously, trying to see clearly the situation inside from the pile of too high documents, a girl with long straight black hair and a tear mole at the corner of her eye flashed in front of her eyes.

Before she could take a closer look, Kunikida's growling voice came from behind, "Bastard Dazai! Mr. Ranpo told you to settle the case before dark and come back, you didn't ask you to leave the case there!"

"You waste a bandage device! The client is going to complain again!"

Ayase Yui: ... Seriously, she shouldn't have believed Dazai's words.

The wrist that was exposed outside the windbreaker pocket was held, she turned her head, it was Dazai.

His kite-colored eyes were fixed on her, his expression was still so careless, he took her by the wrist, and while dragging her towards the door, he did not forget to greet Kunikida-kun with a smile, "Kunikida-kun , I will take Weijiang to solve the case first~"

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"Did Dazai find sufficient evidence?"

Yui Ayase seemed unintentional, and naturally asked him about the progress of the case.

Naturally, this is also a picture that the other party is willing to see, so he continued to chat with this question, "Hi, I have found it."

"Oh?"

Dazai pulled out a well-packed opaque plastic bag from his pocket, the inside was bulging and nothing could be seen.

He shook it in front of Yui Ayase and put it away again, smiling, "You can only tell Yui-chan when you arrive at the Metropolitan Police Department~"

Ayase Yui touched the evidence in his pocket, still unwilling to give up trying to trick him, "I also found that person. I counted to 123, let's name that name together, and see who wins the game."

Seeing that Dazai didn't object, she tentatively shouted, "1——"

"——2"

"3!"

Dazai smiled and said nothing.

"Why didn't you say it!" Yui Ayase pre-emptively asked him loudly when he saw the situation was not good, "Didn't you say the name after you counted to three?"

"Oh?" Dazai was still smiling, meaningfully, "You don't want to get his name out of me, do you?"

"How could it be!" Ayase could only give up when he saw that he didn't fall into the trap, and at the same time refuted him loudly, "I have already found out the murderer myself! At that time, I only need to point out the murderer first, and this round will be my victory!"

That's right!As long as she "points out" the murderer first, she wins!

Hehe, the beautiful girl is very smart!

When we arrived at the gate of the Metropolitan Police Department, we saw Tanaka pacing around the gate, his complexion seemed to be healed.Seeing them approaching from a distance, he snorted and went in.

Ayase Yui turned her head and glanced at Dazai, seeing that he didn't look surprised at all, she knew that Dazai had called Tanaka to guard him in advance.

She concealedly took out the slender tobacco from her pocket, and with a flick of her finger, the faint blue flame ignited the tobacco. She casually held it by her mouth, with an indistinct nervous expression on her face.

Next, it depends on her hand speed!

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"Hey! Those two supernatural beings, didn't you say that you have brought the murderer!? Where are the people?! It's getting dark!" The middle-aged military police saw them finally stepping in, and they got impatient before they could open their mouths. asked, "Could it be that you haven't found it yet?"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Matsuno Ippei quickly walked over from his work station and patted him reassuringly, "Officer Tanaka, don't be too harsh. Calm down and listen to what these detectives have to say."

Tanaka's anger disappeared visibly with the naked eye, and his expression became serious, looking like the elite they had heard about before.

"Officer Tanaka, don't worry, isn't the murderer right in front of me?" Dazai smiled, indicating something.

"The murderer is you - Taro Tanaka!"

Ayase Yui silently moved the finger pointing at Matsuno to Tanaka.

Well... Although the process is a bit wrong, the result is always good.

She, Yui Ayase, "pointed out" the murderer before Dazai.

This game is another victory for the beautiful girl!

yeah!

"Baga! You bastard, are you talking about me?! I am in charge of this case, how could the murderer be me! I think it is you, the so-called supernatural being, who can't find the murderer and framed it! You have Evidence!" Tanaka stood up in shock, stomping his feet on the ground, Matsuno Ippei couldn't hold him down anymore, his whole face was so ferocious.

"Who said I didn't have one?—"

"Officer Tanaka must have heard of 'killing with probability', right?" Dazai pulled a chair to one side and sat down, and began to explain, "Or, use statistical algorithms to create murders that seem like natural accidents?"

Killing with probability refers to the use of statistical algorithms to increase the probability of accidents and create many accidents that seem to be natural, so as to achieve the purpose of causing the victim's accidental death.

The pupils of the middle-aged military police shrank, their lips trembled, but they still stood firm and did not speak.

"However, even though you know the term, parody, you still foolishly killed people yourself, right?" Dazai took out the plastic bag hidden in his pocket and shook it, then said, "It's because your brain Can’t come up with such a difficult statistical algorithm.”

"The house of the girl who was killed by a billboard is on the way you must go to work. You know that the billboard needs to be replaced that day, so you quietly put on the clothes of the staff and loosen all the screws. At this time, the billboard only needs one The effect of a light force is like the collapse of a building, falling on the heads of passers-by."

"Unfortunately, you happened to control the drone for a performance exercise that day, right? To be sure, you used the drone to sprint into the billboard from a distance. There should still be quite obvious potholes on the drone. "

Tanaka's expression gradually froze, and the whispers of a group of watching colleagues behind him continued to reach his ears.

"No wonder Tanaka was looking at his phone that day."

"Unexpectedly, the once outstanding police officer Tanaka turned out to be a murderer..."

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"The crazy guide dog is because you secretly fed the drug that made the dog go crazy; the drowning child is because you threw a lot of fishing nets in the lake where they play." Dazai saw enough of his panic expression before continuing with a smile , "How do you feel when you use words to induce those children and let them step into the trap you set? Is it a sense of accomplishment?"

The case was so blunt and uninteresting that it almost seemed like a deliberate insult to his intelligence.

"Rep. Ito is your target." Dazai felt a little bored.

She knows this question!

Ayase Yui immediately became energetic when he heard this, and immediately interrupted him, and began to show off his discovery, "You know that the Ito couple is getting divorced, and he is the only one living in the house for the time being. Then, you spy on Representative Ito's Life habits, sneaked into his home after he was drunk, pulled a tough fishing line on the stairs on the third floor, and deliberately made noise downstairs to make him intend to check. When Mr. Ito rolled down the stairs, You just stood there? Seeing that Ito didn't die on the spot, you smashed his head to the floor many times with your own hands. Although you cleaned up the traces afterwards, you forgot the most important point—"

"The degree of blood splatter." Ayase Yui took out the photo taken at the murder scene from his pocket, "The blood that should have been splattered at the scene stained your clothes, which caused the lack of blood stains at some angles."

"The most important thing is that the blood dripping from a high place can be clearly distinguished on the wooden floor. Judging from the blood stains, the deceased obviously did not stand up. This dripping blood fell from you! "

Ayase Yui also took out an evidence bag, which was the fishing line she found in the sewer around the house, "You forgot to take the fishing line with you when you committed the crime, and you took it with you when you went to the scene with the police. But you forget that there are different depths of dust."

"You take the fishing line and forget that it leaves a noticeable light stain on the stairs!"

Yui Ayase put the photos developed in her mobile phone on the table, and the police officers who were watching passed the photos around. It took a long time to find the "obvious light-colored traces" after careful observation.

... "The eyes are so good. As expected of a person with supernatural powers."

She doesn't just have good eyesight.Under years of exercise by her adoptive father, her five senses are excellent, comparable to the most sophisticated instruments in the world.

Hearing this soft murmur, Ayase Yui first glanced at Dazai triumphantly, and then couldn't help smiling in that direction.The red lips were flamboyant, and the glamorous appearance burst into dazzling brilliance under this smile, and everyone was dumbfounded.

But this group of people did not include Taro Tanaka.

Being held down by Matsuno Ippei, he regained his composure and sneered, "I don't have time to commit the crime. Your evidence can only show the murderer's crime process, and it doesn't prove that the murderer is me."

"It seems that you still don't give up." Dazai replied casually, and unsealed the plastic bag in his hand very slowly.

The scene fell into dead silence, and a tense atmosphere enveloped everyone present.At this moment, the uneasiness lingering in the air made everyone hold their breath.

The bulging plastic bag was opened.

Yui Ayase saw the contents of the bag before the others.

Clothes stained with blood.

Obviously, this is the clothes the murderer was wearing when he committed the crime.At that unmissable opportunity, the murderer had no extra time to put on protective clothing to isolate the blood stains.

Therefore, when the clothes are stained with the blood of the dead, they can only find a place to hide and destroy them.

Those present were at least the staff of the Metropolitan Police Department, and they would not know how much information can be contained in a piece of clothing.

"That's right, this is exactly what you wore when you committed the crime." Osamu Dazai's eyes showed undisguised contempt and provocation, "Guess, can you find your hair on it?"

Although he used interrogative sentences, he couldn't hide his determined attitude at all.

"As for why there is evidence to prove that you didn't have time to commit the crime, isn't it—Ippei Matsuno knows best?" Osamu Dazai sighed, as if pitying the paramecia in front of him.

Quiet, almost silent.

No one knew that such a murder case involved two police officers present.This made everyone's backs straighten, solemnly waiting.

Tanaka Taro let out a miserable laugh, his eyes were empty, his head and neck drooped as if he had been crushed by a heavy object, as if he had completely resigned himself to his fate.

Dazai sneered, pulled Ayase Yui and stepped out of the gate, just glanced at Matsuno Ippei from the corner of his eyes, which made him sweat all over, and he didn't dare to move.

As soon as they stepped out of the gate, Tanaka saw the opportunity and rushed to them, frantically stopping Yui Ayase, with a crazy and excited look in his eyes.

As soon as his words started, Ayase Yui's heart stopped for a moment, and cold sweat flowed down.

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The author has something to say:

Yui Ayase (laughing with her arms akimbo): I was the one who "pointed out" the murderer with my fingers first!I won!

ps: The concept of killing people with probability is an inspiration I got from a short video.

The title is "Statistics Supreme, Using a Pencil and Statistical Algorithms to Create Many Accidents That Seem Natural", you can go and have a look, it is indeed the Statistics Supreme, the use of probability is too powerful.