The random me and Dazai HE with the ability

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This...is the legendary tortoise shell tie! !

Don't ask her how she knows, this rope is wrapped around the neck and knotted at the collarbone, sternum and pubic bone in sequence...

It looks like the kind of thing that will be coded!

Why did Master Seimei give her a spell like this when used!

Yui Ayase on this side is still confused, and Dazai on the other side is also shocked.

White light burst out, circles of luminous characters surrounded him, and several wraiths disappeared the moment they touched him.Only Dazai was left curled up in place as if he had been ravaged and hollowed out.

Seeing the rope stuck on him, Ayase turned her head and couldn't bear to look directly at it, dissipating the spiritual power maintaining it.

Although the evidence of the crime has been destroyed, the person involved will never forget the feeling of the rope being stuck under his body.

Dazai: To be honest, it hurts a bit.Not ordinary pain, but a shameful pain.

He lay on the ground as if out of his body.

Ayase Yui had no choice but to step forward, trying to pull him up.

Unexpectedly, Dazai couldn't stand upright as if he had lost his bones, and when he let go, he collapsed into a pile again.

A bold idea suddenly appeared in Ayase Yui's mind.She suppressed her laughter, and secretly stroked his knees and armpits with her hands.

She planned her movements, and swiftly passed her hand under Dazai's body.Unexpectedly, Dazai, who had been aware of it for a long time, stood up and hit his forehead with only his waist strength.

"Ah! It hurts..." Yui Ayase let go of her hand, covered her blushing forehead, and staggered back a few steps to stand still.

But the instigator got up quickly and ran into the nearest crab meat hot pot restaurant like a child.

At dusk, the sharp gravel road divides the buildings, and the misty air and passing pedestrians seem to disappear.The remaining slanting sun and sunset glow projected on him, casting a long shadow.

Yui Ayase lit another cigarette at some point, and lightly shook her fingertips a few times, the blue ash fell down and dissipated in the air.She looked at the shadow, and followed his steps with a smile.

……

——This is revenge!Absolutely!

Ayase Yui looked at the high-end restaurant in front of her. The walls of the villa were covered with roses and cherry blossoms, exuding a charming fragrance.In front of the door was a spacious and emerald green bamboo platform. Delicate young men in suits and uniforms lined up in front of her, smiling charmingly.

Hmm, fascinating indeed.

But the price is also very attractive!

Ayase only has half-moon eyes.

Sitting by the carved window, Dazai leaned out half of his body happily to greet him, put his hands next to his face in a trumpet shape pretending to be cute, and two blushes appeared on his face, "Wei-chan~ come here, Wei-chan!" Sauce~"

Ayase Yui touched her deflated wallet, and couldn't help but take a few steps back in horror.

Is it too late to say that I don't know him?

She just showed her intention to escape, and the row of handsome attendants surrounded her with bright eyes, each with excited smiles on their faces, and surrounded her and walked towards the store.

Ayase Yui clutched her wallet with heartache, as if she had seen a lot of money flying away from her.

Woooooo~ Mr. Wallet, I made you suffer after following me!

……

"Googling~~~"

Ayase Yui watched Dazai pouting his mouth with interest to dub crab sukiyaki, and kept imitating the ups and downs of crab meat in the pot.

Kind of cute.cough.

She admired the face of the man in front of her with broken jars.

He has a neat face and handsome facial features, and there is no blemish upon closer inspection.The bright and clear crystal eyes reflected the flickering red light on the table.Like a distant star, it seems to be within reach, but there is an obvious sense of alienation.

Seeing Dazai's questioning eyes, Ayase Yui was a little bit ashamed at first, but seeing the row of attendants in a blink of an eye, she immediately regained her confidence.

- These were all bought with her money!So is the crab meat that Dazai eats!Rounding it up means she is taking care of Dazai!Just look at his face so what!She hasn't asked him to do anything yet!

Facing her undisguised gaze, Osamu Dazai immediately sped up his speed, killing a pot of crab meat in a whirlwind.

He patted his stomach and lay lazily on the back of the seat, and sighed contentedly, "It's so comfortable~"

Yui Ayase: ...

Is he worried that she will steal his crab meat?

You don't have to, you don't have to.She doesn't like crab meat.

She likes tempura!

Use flour with low gluten content, eggs and ice water to make a slurry, then wrap fish, shrimp or vegetables with a thin layer of slurry, knead it into suitable gluten, and fry it in a deep pan until golden brown.This will make the tempura more crispy and delicious.

In spring, sea bream, whitebait, and prawns are used; in summer, pine carp and eel are eaten; in autumn, cuttlefish or crab meat are eaten; in winter, crucian carp and even puffer fish are used.Then dip it in her favorite spicy seven-flavored tang xinzi, and put it on the brightly colored and sophisticated utensils.

Ayase Yui only imagined it, and felt her stomach was already about to move.

She ordered a sea bream tempura, and before the dish was served, she talked about business—

"Are all the rivers in Yokohama connected to each other?"

The exits of the two vengeful spirit escapes were found near the river, and the probability of saying that there is no connection between them is too small. As for the river issue, it is correct to ask Dazai Osamu, a water-lost madman.

The tempura was served quickly.

"Not really, those two rivers." Dazai snatched away one piece quickly, squinted his eyes to enjoy the delicious food, and answered her vaguely with the sea bream piece in his mouth.

Unrelated.This fact made Yui Ayase even more puzzled.While thinking, Dazai held a piece of tempura to her mouth with a smile, "Why don't you give it to Mr. Ranpo first."

The soft-fleshed sea bream is extremely delicious, crispy and delicious.After being wrapped in a thin batter, the umami taste is even more sealed. The dough is chewy, and the soft and tender meat inside makes it crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

This smell... Yui Ayase's eyes lit up.

"Isn't this kind of thing the strong point of a detective?" Dazai quickly killed half a plate of tempura as if he was fighting with her, holding his swollen belly with some impatience.

Ayase Yui felt a little funny.

Would she rather support herself to death for revenge?

Dazai lay on the seat, unwilling to move, trying to be lazy, "Yui-chan! I can't walk anymore. Otherwise, you can go back to the detective agency by yourself~"

"No way." Yui Ayase gritted her teeth with a half-smile, "Dazai can't be lazy."

It turned out that he was not only taking revenge, but also wanted to take the opportunity to be lazy.

But it doesn't work.

Kunikida-kun told her repeatedly that if Dazai was to be lazy, he would triple the documents he gave her.

After all, a dead fellow Daoist never dies a poor Daoist.I'm sorry, Dazai-kun~

Yui Ayase activated her supernatural power and forced out a ferocious smile, "I can help you go back."

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"We're back—"

Ayase Yui pushed open the door of the detective agency with a smile, and stepped in first, revealing Dazai behind him.

Dazai was tied up and hung up, the upper end of the rope was pulled by Alice floating in the air, his whole face was pale, his limbs drooped weakly, his eyes rolled upwards, as if he was about to die.

"Alice?" Ayase Yui winked at her, telling her to restrain herself a little.

"Okay, master." Alice nodded with a smile on her face, but quickly pulled the rope upwards in her hand.

Feeling this force, Dazai regained his energy, and quickly transferred the rope that was originally tied around his waist to his neck, with a fascinated expression, "Ah~ Is this Huang Quan Hisaka? It's so beautiful~"

Yui Ayase: ...As expected of you, Dazai.

Kunikida glanced at it and continued to write his document, but he didn't expect Dazai to tease him——

"Kunikida-kun! You are actually processing documents even in the underworld?" He visibly tensed up, his eyes widened, and he looked terrified, "It's so scary! You are an ultimate social animal!"

Kunikida clenched his fists tightly, and the veins on his forehead popped out.

"Are you also a believer in 'as long as you don't sleep, you don't have to get up'?!"

hard.The fist hardened.

"Bastard Dazai!" The pen was broken with a click, and he stood up and punched Dazai's abdomen. The rope broke in two under the action of the force, and after it dispersed, it turned into blue light spots and dissipated in the air.

!!!

Ayase Yui was terrified, her legs didn't obey her, she took a few steps back, trying to stay away from here.

This is a rope generated with spiritual power!

Kunikida knocked him apart with one punch!

She waved Alice away, and quickly and stealthily slid to the back of Edogawa Ranpo's seat, secretly grabbing the corner of his clothes.

A delicate and frail person like Ranpo-kun...Kunikida-kun shouldn't be able to do it, right?

Edogawa Ranpo snorted, stopped the farce among several people, and finally talked about the reason for calling the two back, "Master Ranpo found the trace of the escaped spirit!"

"Ranbu-kun is so amazing!" Yui Ayase quickly stood up when he laughed out loud, and looked at him seriously, completely unable to see that he was secretly pulling his clothes while hiding behind him just now.

Ranbu smiled again, leaning his head back against the back of the chair, crossing his legs on the solid wood desk, narrowing his emerald eyes, with a smile of winning.

"Isn't that natural? After all, Lord Ranpo is the world's number one detective!"

There is an indescribable arrogance in the corner of his eyes, mixed with his pure youthful temperament, there is actually a bit of naive arrogance.

When all the eyes on him were fixed on him, he shook the wave soda randomly, and the colored glass beads collided with the bottle to make a crisp and pleasant sound.He turned his head to look at Dazai, "You know it too, Dazai."

He believed that Dazai, who was very concerned about this matter, must have obtained information through his own channels.

The young man with seaweed-like curly hair moved his body, made a rattling sound, walked in step by step and collapsed on the sofa, "Well, I guessed a little bit."

It is indeed not a coincidence that the vengeful spirits fled to the present world several times and appeared near the streams; what he told Yui Ayase was not nonsense, these rivers are indeed not related in the present world.

"—they are all connected to a certain river in the soul world."

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