[American Entertainment] The road to becoming a god

The matter of the water gun has been fermenting for two months and it is not over yet, and Leonardo doesn’t bother to spend money to ask someone to suppress the news, so this matter may have to continue to ferment until the end of the Oscars. For this reason, Leonardo He received ridicule from many friends, including his long-time friend Toby Maguire.

"Seriously, Leo, why don't you spend a little money and hire a group of sailors to suppress the topic, wouldn't that be easier than you are now?" Toby walked into Leonardo's villa with an incomprehensible smile He looked over and saw that the owner of the villa was frantically dual-opening at the same time, swiping his phone and computer at the same time, and chatting with people on two social softwares at the same time, "Look at you, you are so angry, you don't have the aura of a palace."

"I'm just correcting what they said. I'm not bad. Look at my muscles, and this face, it's all about maintenance. How can they say that I look like Gaspar's father? This is too much. "Leonardo was filled with righteous indignation, his hands kept moving, and he was still scolding netizens, "By the way——what does 'Zhenggong' mean, where did you learn this?"

"I learned it from a Chinese TV series, "The Legend of Zhen Huan", maybe you should watch it."

"It's the TV series where many beauties compete for a jerk man? I know it. Last time I went to Gaspar, his sister and his sister's girlfriend were watching it. How do you think I look like the queen?" Leonardo took the time to say To, "But I agree with one thing you said, Gaspar is like the emperor - of course I didn't mean him to be ugly and promiscuous, but he is indeed a bit like hanging me, sleeping with me and at the same time Tell me I don't forgive you, I'm almost confused by him. You know Toby, the last time we were in the kitchen, he took off my apron—"

"Wow! Stop! I don't want to hear this!" Tobey Maguire covered his ears, "The video you leaked last time was already bad, don't make me think about it again."

"Did you listen to that video?" Leonardo looked up at his friend, showing no shame at all, "If you watched that video, you should know that Gaspar still likes me, right? He caters so well. Me, the two of us were arranged by God, he—"

In the middle of speaking, he stopped suddenly, then closed the computer and threw it out, and yelled angrily.

"How dare he! After saying that I look like babyyoda, he added a picture of oldyoda!"

After speaking, he was still not relieved, and after walking around the room twice, he resolutely rushed out the door.

"Gaspar must comfort me, otherwise he will lose me forever, and I will hold the Oscar statuette and ignore him!"

After talking to himself, Leonardo left like a wind, leaving his friend Toby petrified in the room.

It took a long time for Toby, who had been left behind, to respond. He made a puzzled expression of Max in the bankrupt sister towards the door, and then opened the refrigerators of Leonardo's, and began to show off one by one.

On the other hand, Leonardo almost ran to Gaspar's house. Since he learned that Gaspar moved to Beverly, he sold the original villa and rebuilt it only a few hundred meters away from Gaspar's house. Bought a set, and his only dissatisfaction was that that nasty Gerald Styles lived across the street from him.

Sometimes they would race to see who could get to Gaspar's house first.

And today, today was his lucky day, Gerald didn't seem to be at home.

Leonardo passed the door smoothly and came downstairs. He rubbed his eyes, and then he was ready to put on a pitiful expression when he opened the door, and rang the doorbell.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow?"

Then everything stopped abruptly.

Including his feelings, and half of what he said.

Because it wasn't Gaspar who opened the door, Callis with red hair and honey-colored skin was looking at him with a smile.

"Whoa," she feigned wonderment, "go on, what are you already here?"

Leonardo took off the disguise of the poor big dog, straightened his back, gave Caris a white look, and walked in naturally.

"Where's Gaspar? I have something to do with him." He asked, then glanced at the girl's hair and muttered rather displeasedly, "Why dye it red? It's hard not to think of a bad guy. "

"You mean Gerald? Of course, two days ago, someone asked me if I was the daughter of Gaspar and Gerald's high-tech transformation." Carliss giggled, and Leonardo's face darkened. After that, she waved her hand, "I won't bother you anymore, Gaspar is upstairs with Joe, they are discussing important matters, you can wait for him to come down."

Leonardo snorted.

"I don't want to wait for him to come down, I've waited long enough," he said as he climbed up the banister, "now I'm going to take the initiative and pull him back."

Callis shrugged.

"Good luck then," she said. "They're upstairs in the back room on the left."

Leonardo nodded and went upstairs.

……

Upstairs, Gaspar was staring at the two of them face to face. He didn't expect Joe to bring the boy transformed by the system to his house so brazenly. For this reason, he had to explain to Carliss that the child was Joe's relative. He has no shady connections.

"So you came here today just to let me see your results?" Gaspar skipped the system and raised his eyebrows to look at Joe, "Isn't the ball of light bad? Don't you know how inconvenient it is to become a human?"

"This is my request." The system said, maybe he should be called Killian now, he stood between Gaspar and Joe, just like when he was still a ball of light, "I asked Joe to teach me how to As a human being, how to integrate into society, I also want to join you and talk to others in an open and honest manner."

If you ignore his slightly stiff movements and expressions, Killian is a completely human boy, with soft chestnut curly hair, blue eyes, and cute freckles. Of course, it is impossible to ignore his nearly 6 feet tall and weak. Yes, similar to the breath of God.

Gaspar squinted at him for a moment.

"I'll settle the score with you later," he said, looking at Joe, "seriously, what are you here for?"

"It's nothing, I informed you that the Oscar judges intend to give you a lifetime achievement award." Joe shrugged and said, "Of course I can call you to tell you this, but then I won't be able to let you see him—how about it?" , I taught it perfectly, right.”

"What are the judges going to award me?" Gaspar couldn't believe his ears, "Lifetime Achievement Award, did I hear it right?"

"Yes, you heard me right, that's what they intend to do, and they've made a decision, it's time for you to prepare your speech." Joe said, "Most times the lifetime achievement award is announced in advance, but this year they don't want to do that, They want to save the ratings, so they will first lie and say that there is no lifetime achievement award, and then you will go there as the best actor nominee for "Intersecting Time and Space", and the award will be given to you when no one expects it .”

Gaspar was dumbfounded.

“It’s so fucked up,” he lamented. “It’s amazing when the Oscar judges start bowing to the ratings.”

"It's not shabby to make money." Qiao Po said meaningfully, "And it's no secret in Hollywood that you will announce it when Leonardo wins the statuette. They are waiting for that moment. This year , this year is that year."

Then the agent adjusted his tie, afraid that Gaspar would have any extra thoughts, and asked: "Have you really decided? The system can tell me that Leonardo's statuette was taken by "The Revenant" .”

"Maybe, maybe not." Gaspar smiled mysteriously, "Why don't you wait until the day of the Oscars, then you will know what my decision is."

"——No, don't do this, I don't like guessing riddles." The agent said with a headache, "it's already very difficult to bring a big baby every day, you can't add more workload to me."

But Gaspar seemed determined not to let the agent know, he waved his hand and shifted the focus to the system.

"Is your face and body pre-set, or can it be changed? I asked before when God came over, but he didn't tell me." Gaspar looked up and pinched the system's chin left and right, "But God can Changing the height is real, and changing the voice, it's just a matter of whether he wants to."

"Wait," Joe suddenly thought of something, his expression cracked, "Are you actually there for the avatar live broadcast, right, and those strange octopus sucker popping sounds are the white guy—"

Gaspar blushed and cleared his throat to hide his embarrassment.

"Hmm," he admitted vaguely, "he likes to spy on my brain more than you do, and I just read a lot of fanfiction the day before, the kind that is not small, he thought I liked it, so—"

"Jesus Christ, stop talking, I don't want to hear it." Joe said with disgust on his face, "It seems that God is not a pure-hearted thing, and he still wants to play with tentacles."

"Anyway," Gaspar changed the subject decisively, and he squeezed the arm of the system again, "Can your body feel pain?"

The system shook his head.

"The body is pinched and can be changed at any time. Unfortunately, we can't really feel everything. It's all simulated by data." He said, "Just like you touch my skin now, I can 'feel' To your warm fingers, but that is written by data, not my real feelings, I am a program, I can’t feel it.”

Gaspar didn't understand the system, but he did feel the sadness.

"Don't say that, you are not just a program, you are our family." He held the system's face to comfort him, "You are very sad now, and I believe this kind of emotion cannot be simulated by the program, it is your own initiative Feel, so, you're going to be a real human soon, and I know you can do it."

The system's glasses were visibly wet, and he put his hand on the back of Gaspar's.

"Thank you." He said softly, "If you believe, then I am willing to believe you."

Just then, Joe made a loud vomiting sound.

"What did I do wrong for me to see this," Joe said bitterly to the two, "this feels like incest, my two sons are together, I have to change my mind."

"...You're thinking too much, Joe." Gaspar rolled his eyes at the agent, "If you have time to work more, watch less useless fans."

Joe glared at Gaspar.

"I'm warning you, you vixen, don't shoot him, he's still a child." He said, "It's only been half a month since he transformed into his body, so you know what I'm talking about."

Gaspar gave him a smirk.

However, just when he was about to say something, the door was pushed open, and Leonardo appeared in front of several people in his clothes. Gaspar stared at him blankly, and he also looked at Ga Spa, his eyes flicked between Gaspar's hand and the system's face.

Then he burst into a loud cry that could be heard hundreds of meters around.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L L L! ​​I don't want to see you anymore!"

After speaking, he turned around and ran downstairs exaggeratedly.

Leaving Gaspar with a helpless face on the spot.

After about half a minute, he poked his head out of the door again.

"Really, do you really don't want to come after me! You'd better come after me, or—huh!"

Gaspar: ...

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