[American Entertainment] The road to becoming a god

In mid-March, the Kodak Theater in Los Angeles once again ushered in the glorious moment of the year. The 3th Academy Awards kicked off here, and tens of thousands of people crowded on the Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles to shout the names of the stars.

Compared with the previous ones, it is obvious that this one is more attractive to movie fans. They really want to see Leonardo DiCaprio get the statuette, and they also want to know that Gaspar said that he would What is the purpose of waiting for him to win the Oscar.

Soon, the invited guests gradually arrived, the red carpet was full of voices, and someone shouted "Gaspar is here!" Everyone gathered around, but unexpectedly, Gaspar did not Instead of getting out of the back seat, get out of the car from the driver's seat.

Gaspar originally didn't plan to drive by himself. Half an hour ago Leonardo parked the car at his door and invited him to go with him. In order to leave a little suspense for tonight, he drove out by himself.

A few minutes after Gaspar arrived, Leonardo also rushed to the scene. After getting out of the car, he interacted with fans as usual, signed autographs for them, and took photos with everyone. However, he deliberately raised his chin when passing Gaspar. , Without even looking at him, he strode into the ceremony.

And unbeknownst to the others, he left a "hum" that only Gaspar heard.

This incident is somewhat strange, and many movie fans cast curious eyes on the other party, Gaspar, who was still on the red carpet. Judging from the usual habit of these two people participating in the award ceremony and walking the red carpet together, they must appear at the same time. It must have happened. what.

Faced with everyone's questions, Gaspar just smiled and did not give a positive response.

But there are always people who are not forgiving, just like the Internet columnist in front of him.

The men kept pushing towards Gaspar, accompanied by some unanswerable questions, such as "Is there an agreement between you and Leo who didn't get married, like if we didn't get married when we were 40?" If you get married, then stay together?" For example, "Did the incident between you and that player not long ago be intentional?"

Just when Gaspar was getting impatient, a boy with heavy makeup rushed to Gaspar.

"Oh! God! Gaspar, I love you!" He was emotional, his hands with manicure were trembling, and his lips were trembling, "You are my favorite!"

Before Gasper could say anything, he quickly lifted up his short skirt.

Fortunately, he just got a little emotional and didn't do anything indecent.

"For you, I got this tattoo!"

The boy showed Gaspar the tattoo on his left thigh. According to him, this picture came from a magazine poster of Gaspar. He couldn't love it, so he simply tattooed it on his thigh.

Very cute, Gaspar smiled, knelt down and signed under the tattooed head with a pen, the boy looked like he was about to faint, and then he announced loudly to the surroundings——

"Whenever you have another half, I'll tattoo him on the other leg!"

The crowd cheered and cheered. At present, no one believes that Gaspar will announce his relationship soon. Some people whispered to his companions that the poor boy might not be able to have the other half of the tattoo in the next few years.

Gaspar, however, looked down and smirked, then stood up and returned the pen to the boy.

"Well, if I were you, I would contact the tattoo artist to make an appointment as soon as possible." He lowered his voice and said cheerfully.

After finishing speaking, he blinked at the boy, gave him another look of "you know what I mean", and then walked off the red carpet and walked into the award presentation scene.

The boy was stunned, and so were the onlookers.

A few seconds later, there was a burst of shouts accompanied by strong shock.

……

Gaspar found the sullen Leonardo on the seat, and there were a few people sitting sporadically around him. Normally, at this time, most of the actors would socialize in the lobby, chatting with producers, and big brands Designers chat and work hard for their careers, even if they don't feel like it.

When the career is just starting, the actors have no choice, but when they come to the position of Leonardo and Gaspar, they don’t need to take the initiative to find someone, the brand side and the producer will naturally come around and choose There are many more children.

Gaspar pursed his lips to hide his smile, and then sat down next to Leonardo. At that moment, Leonardo turned his head to the side and snorted heavily.

Like a big golden retriever dog angry because of his master's lack of company, Gaspar patted his shoulder lightly, and ended up getting a slap on the back of his hand, whether it was light or heavy.Looking at the unrepentant figure next to him, Gaspar decided to do the same.

"Oh, it hurts so much, it's red." He said in a child's coquettish tone, "I think I need some ice cream to apply."

Speaking of Gaspar getting up to go, Leonardo dragged his forearm back to the seat before taking the first step. The big golden retriever looked at him unwillingly and worriedly, and said very strongly. Pulling on Gaspar's wrist.

"Let me see." He lowered his head to check, and gently stroked the red skin with his thumb.

When Leonardo looked down at the back of Gaspar's hand, Gaspar was also looking down at him. From such a close distance, he could see everything clearly, including his eyelashes, the bridge of his nose, and even his breathing. You could feel his full attention Focus on yourself.The sudden warmth made Gaspar a little uncomfortable, and he withdrew his hand.

Perhaps because of the light, Leonardo couldn't see the discomfort on Gaspar's face. He still thought that the other party was making fun of him, so he pursed his lips sadly, and then put on an annoyed expression.

"I really don't understand what you want to do. If you want me to say that this is all your problem, you started half a month ago. You first rejected the same dress that I chose for you, and even lost it. I gave it to you. The necklace, a few days ago I started not answering my phone calls, today is even better, in order to refuse to share the car, you actually drove to the scene by yourself." The more he talked, the more hurt he was, and finally, he looked up at Gaspar, "Tell me, Do you want to break the contract?"

Before Gaspar could answer, he added another sentence: "That's okay, if you don't want to keep the promise, just tell me, there is still time to change the speech."

Leonardo's eyes were sincere, with the earnestness that had been precipitated for many years. Gaspar wanted to tell him now, but he held back. He had planned for so long and couldn't fail at the last moment.

So he hooked the corner of his mouth.

"I don't want to break the contract, I just want to tell you that you still have to compete with me. The great director I played in "Intersecting Time and Space" has received a lot of recognition." Gaspar tilted his head and said lightly, Then, he stretched out his fingers and ran up Leonardo's suit, all the way to his chin, "Of course, if you are the winner in the end, I will go up to the stage and kiss you the moment you get the trophy."

Leonardo grabbed his finger on his lips and looked at it seriously: "Is what you said true? If I won the award, you would go up to the stage and kiss me. Would you really do that?"

Gaspar brought his hand to his lips, then bent down to kiss his fingers.

"I promise you (You have my words)"

……

The host slowly opened the envelope.

"——The winner of this year's Oscar for Best Actor is: Leonardo DiCaprio, "The Revenant". This is his seventh nomination and his first award. Congratulations!"

After 22 long years of waiting, from the mentally handicapped little fool to the affectionate Jack on the Titanic, to the legendary aviator, and finally to the vengeful Revenant Hunter, he is finally about to stand in the center of the stage for his own honor.

In the cheers of the audience, Leonardo stood up with a smile.

Gaspar gave him a hug.

"Go."

Leonardo came to the stage and took over the statuette from the award presenters. He first thanked everyone as usual and showed respect to other competitors.

"—I think there is one thing that has troubled you for a long time, that is, at the Oscars 10 years ago, Gaspar mentioned at the same time that he revealed the dirty scandal of Mirax, he hoped to see me win the award .Everybody knows we have a bet on the Oscars, but no one ever knows what it really is. I think today, it's time to trouble the lights to Gaspar—”

However, what happened next made him seem to have fallen into an ice cave.

The seats under the lights were empty.

Gaspar is gone.

Leonardo on the stage couldn't believe it. Under the eyes of everyone, he could hardly hide the loss on his face. The guests in the audience, including the audience in front of the TV, became sad together with him.

Sure enough, he is going to break the contract, Leonardo thought painfully, that little liar.

"—It seems that our other client can't face all this." He said with difficulty, "I used to think that we were born for each other—"

Leonardo started his speech on the podium with his first trophy, but the content was different from his carefully prepared one.

He rambled and dragged his acceptance speech to 20 minutes, recounting everything from the first time he and Gaspar met on the set of All Hearts Die to their breakup because of Edward Furlong.

No one stopped him, everyone loves gossip.

"——I know that I did something wrong. Many years ago, when we were first together, I could hardly stand him standing with others, and because of this, I misunderstood that he was going to break up with me, so in the Letting myself go in the process of getting drunk - but I've changed, and I haven't had anything to do with anyone else since then, never again, and he, the little bastard, was having a good time."

Leonardo complained.

"It was he who said that after I won the best actor award, he would announce to the world that we were back together on the Oscar stage, but now you all have seen that I got the statuette, but he disappeared, this idiot, I hate him -"

And right now.

"Who do you say you hate?" 』

……

Let's go back in time 5 minutes, 5 minutes ago, just when Leonardo started to complain that Gaspar didn't care about him at all, another protagonist of the story sneaked up behind him and replaced Leonardo The dress chosen for him, with the 'lost' necklace around his neck.

Someone in the audience noticed Gaspar, but they tacitly kept calm. In the eyes of everyone, Gaspar took off his shoes and approached Leo quietly.

He heard everything, including Leonardo's final love-hate line.

"—Who do you say you hate?"

……

Leonardo was taken aback, he turned subconsciously, and the audio feedback from his microphone (audiofeedback) echoed throughout the hall

Gaspar was smiling at him.

"Who did you say you hate, me?" He tilted his head, and then took out a trophy from behind like a magician, "I just went to get this, and they asked me to arbitrarily appoint the award presenter, so—"

Everyone in the audience let out a burst of exclamation.

"Lifetime Achievement Award!" Someone stood up and said, "Jasper has a Lifetime Achievement Award!"

There was a standing ovation for them.

"You, you didn't leave!" Leonardo almost cried on the podium, he rushed up and hugged Gaspar, "I thought you were gone, I thought you weren't going to keep your promise!"

Gaspar patted him on the back, then moved his hands from his own back to his waist, and finally put his hands around Leonardo's neck, and in the light, his lips were close to his.

"Now you can declare to the world that I'm yours."

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Alright, this is the end of Gaga’s story, thank you for your company and support, see you tomorrow at noon, Edmundo~

[American Entertainment] Born to be passionate

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Edmondo is a talented director who is rare in a century. He is a non-graduate with a film that only took a week to shoot. He is only 21 years old but has already stood on the Oscar podium three times. .

From the script to the storyboard, and from the storyboard to the light, Edmund has been able to produce amazing works many times, and at the same time he can maintain an Oscar-level blockbuster for 3 years.

He is such a rare genius who is good everywhere, but has a fatal flaw.

That is, he loves beauties.

As long as you look good, you can say anything and give anything you want.

Because of this, Edmondo was cheated of all his property in just a few years, and almost went to jail.As for his group of beauties, they squeezed him dry until they could no longer hold a drop of oil and water, and then threw him away without even looking at him, leaving him to fend for himself.

A generation of talented directors died so tragically in a dark corner that no one knew about.

Perhaps God loved him, and Edmund was reborn the night he became a god.

Pools, parties, champagne.

Looking at the many beauties around him, Edmondo resolutely——

He rushed over again.

Only this time he changed to a different type of beauty.

Edmondo: Die laughing, what's wrong with Amy?

The misery in his previous life was entirely due to a problem with his direction.

Since women will cause him to die alone and miserable, then he will not provoke women, men are just as beautiful.

Edmondo, who was drunk at the party, picked up the chin of a blond boy, flirting with him with a pair of pink eyes.

Edmondo: Want to be famous?Want to make big bucks?Follow me, I will praise you as the leading role in my next movie.

It's just Leonardo who was dragged to the party inexplicably:? ? ?

note

*Parallel world, do not disturb real people

*This is a story of a god at the beginning, a little bold and unrestrained

【highlight】

1. The male protagonist is of French + Brazilian mixed race, passionate and irresponsible, keen to tease (sleep) all over the place

2 is essentially a piao text, the CP is undecided, and it is possible to get the CP in the end (I really can’t think of anyone who can restrain such a passionate prodigal son)

3 The male protagonist was killed by a beautiful woman in his previous life, so he is not close to women in this life, and he is definitely not misogynistic

4 Don't scold me for being bloody, I just want to present a chaotic Hollywood overhead world, thank you

(The Phoenix River is haunted, the blood of the love line is more American drama, more chaotic, medium and short stories, the number of words depends on the fate, about 30-50w or so)

[Actually, I really want to write about the pre-receipts in the column, let’s bookmark them for my children~]

"After Cohabiting with the Evil God"

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【Carefully enter under the age of 21】

[short story]

Since the death of his parents, Jing Xiaolou suffered from severe social phobia. After graduation, he found a post-editing job at home and moved into the apartment left by his parents.

Although this job does not require you to go out, the salary is very low, so Jijisha tremblingly put up a "recruiting roommate" post.

Seeing that life could not go on, someone finally contacted him to see the house.

On the day of viewing——

While Jing Xiaolou was praying nonstop, someone knocked on his door.

The door opened, and a well-dressed handsome foreign man stood opposite.The man is 27 or 28 years old, wearing a three-piece suit and wearing black leather gloves, holding a printed cane in his hand. He looks like those classic gentlemen who bow to you and say "good day" in movies.

"Good day, little sir, I'm Arian, Arian Talbot, your future roommate."

……

Jing Xiaolou is very satisfied with this new roommate from a foreign country. He has a regular job and can speak Chinese. At the same time, he is very quiet, and the two of them do not disturb each other on weekdays.

It's the gospel of social fear.

It's just that I don't know why, since I got a new roommate, Jing Xiaolou always has some weird and slimy dreams, and the content is quite difficult to talk about.

Where Jing Xiaolou couldn't see, the new roommate licked the corner of his mouth.

"Thank you for the hospitality, Xiaolou, your (dream) is delicious."

……

This Tianjing Xiaolou came out of the bath, and was taken aback by the new roommate who stood at the door of the bathroom with his head bowed. The new roommate looked very uncomfortable, as if he was enduring something.

Jing Xiaolou really wanted to step forward to care, but after trying for a long time, he still couldn't break through the barrier, so he lowered his head and went back to the room in frustration.

At the moment when the door of his room was closed, the indescribable evil god finally couldn't bear it and changed back to its original form.It quickly rushed into the bathroom, greedily absorbing every trace of Jing Xiaolou's scent, and walked over every inch of land he walked on. In the end, the evil spirit wrapped around the bathtub, feeling Jing Xiaolou's subtle temperature, and was satisfied with peace down.

That night, it reached out to Jing Xiaolou's door again.

【Description】

1+Cthulhu Cthulhu attack/social fear of small landlords, attacking non-human beings, slightly idiot attribute

2+ attack and switch back and forth between three forms: Cthulhu, human, half-human and half-Cthulhu

3+ adult world, contains san content, minors watch carefully

4+ Haunted by ex-girlfriends/friends who have a crush on him

5+Lack of sense of security after the death of parents, lack of sense of existence, mental illness

6+ I flow Cthulhu