Provoking his ex-uncle in Survival Variety Show

The soil on the bank of the river was very muddy, and there were especially many earthworms. After Jiang Cheng touched the bank for a while, he found three or four earthworms that were as long as a finger.

"Earthworms are the most common bait, but I don't know if the fish here are picky or not." Jiang Cheng chopped the earthworms into pieces and said, "The water here is deep and turbid, and it is difficult to stick fish with bamboo spears, so I will try. Try fishing."

He broke off small twigs and sharpened them to make fishhooks, put earthworms into the hooks, and made fishing lines from willow branches, saying: "The red willow branches by the river are very resilient. I can catch well, but I don’t know if there are any small fish willing to bite the hook.”

Jiang Cheng made a rough fishing rod in three or two strokes, and with a light flick, it fell into the river not far away.

[Pfft, Mr. Jiang's sudden sense of sight in middle-aged life]

[Little fish, little fish, be sensible and contribute to Teacher Jiang not having to eat bugs tonight! 】

【Shouldn’t it be praying that the bugs in the woods won’t bump into the team leader? Haha】

[I found out that our teacher Jiang and the team leader's way of surviving in the wilderness is one piece and one relaxation, tight and proper, very scientific]

Jiang Cheng stood on the bank fishing for a long time, but found nothing, so he simply found a rock and sat down, hammered his back, propped his chin and said: "The water is too fast, it is difficult to fish."

"But anyway, there's nothing else to do right now. If you can catch fish, it will be an extra surprise." Jiang Cheng lazily glanced at the other side of the forest, then smiled, "I didn't expect that either. Thanks to Team Jane, I can still have leisure time like fishing.”

"Team Jane should have gone into the woods to look for herbs for external application. In fact, as long as you can identify a few commonly used herbs, it is enough, and most of the forests will have them." Jiang Cheng simply told the audience in the live broadcast room A temporary small class was held, and several common weeds were briefly enumerated, including detoxification, hemostasis, and anti-inflammatory...

Jiang Cheng didn't explain it in detail, mainly because he didn't have any real examples at hand, so it would be useless to explain it in detail, so he just mentioned it briefly to pass the fishing time.

【Although what Teacher Jiang said is very vivid, I still can't imagine it】

【+1】

[It still needs to be combined with physical teaching cough cough]

[Anyway, I wrote down the notes, and I will take it with me when I go out [Prayer.jpg]]

Seeing this, Jiang Cheng twitched his mouth: "You can directly search the Internet for photos to get to know each other. It's the 21st century, let's take advantage of convenient high-tech means."

【...I've been watching Mr. Jiang survive in the wild, I forgot that I can still use the Internet】

[Laughing to death, immersive viewing]

[I will really forget it! ! ! ! 】

【Who would have thought that Teacher Jiang reminded me of this...】

[A man who uses the most primitive way to survive in the wilderness, but reminds the audience to use high technology, it's a good show hahaha]

Jiang Cheng couldn't help grinning when he saw the complaints on the bullet screen. Just as he was about to say something, he suddenly felt the fishing line under his hand suddenly drop!

Jiang Cheng suddenly opened his eyes wide, and immediately stood up and pulled the fishing line: "Good guy, a fish has been hooked!"

Under the lens of the drone, it can be clearly seen that the fishing line made of willow branches is being pulled down and pulled towards the center of the river, and the water ripples under the fishing line are rippling around.

"The strength is not too small." Jiang Cheng didn't dare to use too much force, so as not to break the fishing line, and at the same time, he was afraid that the fish would get off the hook, so he had to deal with it bit by bit, loosely or tightly, "It can weigh at least three or four catties. !"

[Good guy, good guy, let me see which little gluttonous fish it is! 】

[Never thought that this broken fishing gear could really catch fish... Thinking of the fishing gear that my dad spent a lot of money on, I suddenly felt that it was not worth it haha]

[Laughing, maybe it needs Mr. Jiang's luck bonus? 】

[Next time, use the bait produced by Mr. Jiang and catch the fish! 】

Jiang Cheng felt that the struggling strength of the fishing line under his hand gradually became weaker, and a little smile appeared on his face: "It's almost there, it seems that it has no strength, so it can be collected."

As he spoke, he pulled back the fishing line slightly, but before he could pull back twice, the fishing line in his hand suddenly sank again, and he pulled it out violently, Jiang Cheng almost lost his grip .

His pupils shrank slightly: "Why..."

He frowned slightly, but the resistance of the fishing line under his hand disappeared, as if the moment just now was an illusion.

Jiang Cheng quickly retrieved the remaining fishing line, and saw that the moment the end of the fishing line left the water, a fish with only half of its body attached to the fish head was still hanging on the hook, dripping down. Blood.

Jiang Cheng's pupils suddenly shrank.

The blood dripped into the yellow and turbid river water and immediately fainted, completely invisible.

【Grass! ? ? ? 】

【I go!How did you catch only half of it? ! 】

[Suddenly turned into a horror story? ! 】

Jiang Cheng took down the half of the fish, frowned at the bitten half of the fish, and said, "No wonder I felt a strong force when I recovered it just now. I didn't expect to be cut off halfway."

"Look here, the bite section is very large, at least as wide as my palm, and it broke the middle bone of this fish in one bite, which shows that the bite force is quite amazing." After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he looked towards the middle of the river, narrowed his eyes slightly and whispered Said, "The fish in this waterway are more fierce than I expected."

What he didn't say was that the bite section of the fish looked like a crocodile's print, with sharp fangs that were much smaller than a crocodile's.

[Absolutely, I actually grabbed the food with Mr. Jiang! Big guts! 】

[Hahaha, is Jiangcheng's luck good or bad? Let's say it's not good, such broken fishing gear can catch fish, let's say it's okay, he can encounter such things as big fish eating small fish hahaha]

【Teacher Jiang is tired haha】

[Only I care about whether the half fish can still be eaten]

Jiang Cheng said: "Although there is only half of it left, we can't waste it. We can eat it after cleaning it up."

He simply scraped the scales of the fish, and then took out the viscera from the belly of the fish: "Fortunately, this bite didn't break the gallbladder, otherwise the meat would be bitter."

"Let Team Jane light the fire later. I'm an injured patient, so I have to take it easy." Jiang Cheng quickly finished the preparations for Jian Xingce, the prototype of the bonfire was set up, and the fish were cleaned and strung on branches. , and wait for Jian Xingce to come back.

【Teacher Jiang is suddenly weak and unable to take care of herself (x)】

【I'm afraid the team leader will be sulking, hahaha】

[Teacher Jiang is indeed an exquisite person, and he is also worried about whether the guts of the fish are broken haha, it is not impossible to change the team leader and eat raw]

[Ms. Jiang created the top quality of life under limited conditions! 】

[Cow wow cow wow! 】

Jiang Cheng didn't rest while waiting for Jian Xingce. He went to turn over the raft and check it again. It is very likely that he will sail at night tonight, and he doesn't know if the catamaran can survive.

"These places are a little loose and need to be re-strengthened."

Jiangcheng quickly discovered the problem: "Not only was the water loosened by the rush, but some were bitten by fish. Look at the places where these vines are, these small gaps are obviously eaten by fish mouths. The water The fish in it want to take a bite of everything they see.”

As he said, he re-strengthened the raft. Even if he didn't do it, Team Jane would re-check it when Team Jane came back.

You can never be too careful in the wild, because in turn, just the slightest carelessness can cause serious consequences.

[Hiss, it’s good to check, otherwise it would be funny if the boat falls apart at night]

[The fish in this river are too demonic! !Know how to bite the vine that binds the boat? ?Is it perfect?]

[The upstairs sisters change their thinking angle?After all, even Mr. Jiang’s fishing gear can catch fish, which means that the fish in this river are really greedy haha]

[Laughing, fish: Are you polite?]

While Jiang Cheng was still securing the raft, Jian Xingce came back from the forest.

In one hand he was holding a hare that had been cut open and bled, and in the other hand he was holding a bloody yellow-white pouch, which seemed to contain something.

Hearing the movement, Jiang Cheng turned around and looked over, his eyes widened in surprise: "You even beat a rabbit!?"

"Not really." Jian Xingce put down the things in his hand, walked to the river and rushed, and said lightly, "I just ran into an eagle chasing the rabbit, and the rabbit was thrown a few times and fell into a daze. Go up and pick up a leak."

Jiang Cheng gasped: "The eagle is so fierce, you want to fight it?"

"That one is not big, it looks like it is not yet an adult, or it has not been an adult for a long time, and it was scared away by me." Jian Xingce smiled, touched his pocket, and took out a feather, "Flopped, The fur has fallen out, and they might fight with a nest of eagles all day long."

Jiang Cheng was amused, and smiled as he took the feather with white tips and black roots that Jian Xingce handed over.

【Teacher Jiang was cut off by a fish in the water, and the leader cut off an eagle in the forest... what kind of food chain is this hahaha】

[Summary, the team leader is more ferocious than an eagle]

[Hahahaha brought back a feather for Mr. Jiang! !Really humiliating! 】

[Yingying: I didn’t catch anything when I came out, and I’m bald]

【Acted as a gift-giving tool person】

【Excessive haha】

After Jian Xingce washed his hands, he dug out the herbs he found from his backpack, mashed them up with a knife, grabbed Jiang Cheng's hand, and applied it to the wound.

The herbal medicine stinged the wound, Jiang Cheng moved slightly and held back without retracting.

Jian Xingce noticed the small movements under his palm, and looked up at Jiang Cheng: "It hurts? Just bear it."

Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes: "It doesn't hurt."

Jian Xingce glanced at him again after hearing the words, and then said, "Well, you can also catch fish and repair boats. I think you can take pain."

Jiang Cheng touched the tip of his nose.

"Treat your hands better, it hurts even looking at them." Jian Xingce sighed helplessly, Jiang Cheng's skin was fair, two shades worse than his, and the wound on the palm of his hand was particularly glaring and hideous.

Jiang Cheng smiled and rubbed Jian Xingce's hand with the back of his hand, and explained: "I didn't use much force with this hand, I left all the hard work for you, where is it, here."

Jiang Cheng slightly raised his chin to signal to the bonfire: "Captain Jane, light a fire, I'm hungry."

Jian Xingce glanced at Jiang Cheng dumbfounded. The young man's little movements were like a cute kitten. He was completely manipulated, so he had no choice but to get up and get ready.

"What are you?" When Jian Xingce lit the fire, Jiang Cheng noticed that there seemed to be something moving inside the yellow-white pouch placed next to the hare.

Jian Xingce glanced at it and replied, "Hare's stomach."

Jiang Cheng: "..."

[ewwwwww help, this thing shouldn't be here! ! ! 】

[The expression on Teacher Jiang's face is also very exciting hahahaha]

"It's filled with light-emitting worms, which will be tied to the sails later, and the brightness will be stronger at night." Jian Xingce added to explain.

Jiang Cheng understood that it was used as a lighting lamp, so he nodded and said, "Okay, I'll tie it up."

Jian Xingce responded, and after Jiangcheng had reinforced the "lighting lamp", he came back and saw that Jian Xingce had already lit the fire. He was slightly surprised: "So fast!?"

"Here you are." Jian Xingce handed the flint and a piece of ointment to Jiang Cheng, "I found it on the road before."

Jiang Cheng couldn't help looking into Jian Xingce's backpack: "Any other good things?"

Jian Xingce was amused by Jiang Cheng: "It's nothing, just these things."

[Teacher Jiang writes enviously haha]

[You two are really a good match, one lacks tools and the other lacks luck (dog head)]

[To be honest, I have been waiting for the team leader to conjure up a nest of bugs from somewhere, but I didn’t expect there to be none]

[Knowing that Mr. Jiang likes to eat meat, so the team leader looked for it specially]

[For sure, otherwise the leader would not take the risk of provoking an eagle, this is not in line with the way of survival of the leader hahaha]

[Understood, this is the difference between pre-marriage and post-marriage hahaha, you feed bugs before marriage, and find all kinds of meat to give away after marriage]

【Give worms after marriage, divorce on the spot】

Jian Xingce grilled meat and fish, and while feeding Jiang Cheng, he said, "There are big fish with such aggressive bite force in the river, our boat and raft are probably in danger."

"I also think that I re-fortified the front, what are your plans?" Jiang Cheng asked Jian Xingce.

Jian Xingce said: "Add a circle of protection. Sit down, I'll come."

Hearing the words, Jiang Cheng nodded in response, without fussing, and sat by the campfire cooperatively, gnawing on the rabbit's legs.

The rabbit's legs were roasted by the bonfire so that the fat was bubbling, the flesh was brown, and the fat was dripping down. Just looking at it made people's index fingers twitch.

Jiang Cheng took one mouthful after another, and the audience in the live broadcast room stared straight at——

[This rabbit leg! ! !I'm hungry orz]

[I have to say that Mr. Jiang's outdoor barbecue skills are really amazing, every time I look at it, I think it's delicious]

[Sure enough, after having a team leader, Mr. Jiang started to be extravagant and lazy, tsk tsk]

Not long after, Jian Xingce came back from the forest, carrying a pile of thick branches.

He sat beside Jiang Cheng and cut the ends of each branch into thick and long pointed ends.

Jiang Cheng stuffed the grilled meat into Jian Xingce's mouth and looked at it. He understood Jian Xingce's plan: "You want to surround the boat?"

Jian Xingce nodded: "It is very unlikely that we will encounter underwater creatures that can overturn our catamaran, but I am more worried that there will be piranhas under the water. In addition, I heard a few years ago that in the Yunnan-Burma River Basin There was a school of barras that attacked bison drinking along the coast, and if these guys were in groups, even crocodiles would be intimidated."

It is well known that there are piranhas in the Burma River. In fact, there are three things that sound scary in Savage Valley. The first is piranhas, the second is piranhas, the third is piranhas, and the last One was later verified to be an exaggeration, but the first two are indeed examples.

As for the "jabala fish" mentioned by Jian Xingce, it is almost unheard of, but it sounds more terrifying than piranha.

Jiang Cheng was slightly taken aback: "Yabala fish? Isn't that in the African river basin? How could it be here?"

"It may have been illegally introduced and sold." Jian Xingce said, "The barra fish has a strong ability to survive, and the climate and environment of the Savage Valley is also very similar to their living environment. It is not impossible to reproduce here. possible."

Jiang Cheng frowned.

"The Dian-Burma River Basin is vast, and even if there is one, it's not so easy to hit it." Jian Xingce said, "But even though that is said, the preparations that should be made are just prevention."

Jiang Cheng nodded, and he stuffed a mouthful of rabbit meat into Jian Xingce's mouth: "However, fish are active at night and have the instinct to chase light. Even if we don't meet those ferocious freshwater fish, we might have a hard time tonight. You eat more."

Jian Xingce was stuffed with several mouthfuls of rabbit meat by Jiangcheng one after another, and he didn't have a chance to speak for a while, so he couldn't help but chew it because it was funny.

[dbq is my ignorance, so what kind of toothfish?Can you say that again?I can’t remember the full name, and Baidu can’t read it...]

[Laughing, I also listened to it twice and didn't remember it, what kind of teeth and what kind of fish? 】

[Why does it look like it's in danger...it makes me panic, so what fish is more dangerous than a piranha? 】

Jiang Cheng glanced at the live broadcast room and explained, "You can think of it as a large piranha."

"Ordinary piranhas are about the size of a palm, but a single piranha can exceed 1.5 meters. It has a very destructive bite force. When attacking, its mouth can be extremely wide open, and its teeth are long and thick, just like a crocodile. teeth, and it is said that it will actively attack humans."

"Women in Africa who wash things by the river are most vulnerable to two kinds of underwater creatures, one is crocodiles and the other is them," Jiang Cheng said.

Jiang Cheng added: "Moreover, the algae will even move in groups. Once this kind of ferocious fish swarms, even hippos will retreat."

"If it is true that someone illegally or accidentally introduced this fish into the Dian-Burma River, the waterway will undoubtedly become more dangerous and full of unknowns."

[Hiss, upgraded version of piranha? ?Stronger, bigger and fiercer? 】

[I thought the peak fear in the water was piranhas, but I didn't expect that there are mountains outside mountains, and fish outside fish...]

[Oh my god, the fish that I snatched from Mr. Jiang just now must be the same fish, right? 】

[Didn't you mean group activities?If you want to be in a group, the movement must be bigger!Certainly not】

[It makes sense, it makes sense, our teacher Jiang's luck can't be so bad]

Jiang Cheng also thought about whether the fish he snatched up just now might be the Yabara, but this idea is doomed to be unsolvable. Judging from the bite marks, some large freshwater bass and salmon may also be there, not necessarily it.

He looked at the turbid and dim river surface. It was already half-set at this time, and the fiery red sunset glow printed the water surface into a blood red, and he felt an inexplicable uncomfortable feeling.

Jiang Cheng let out a breath.

The two carried the sharpened tree trunks that had just been cut to strengthen the raft. After spending almost an hour, they finally remodeled the surroundings of the catamaran raft.

I saw pointed wood tied under the body of the raft, with the pointed end facing outwards, forming a dense circle, like a large pointed pallet, on which the catamaran raft was supported.

Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce got on the raft to test the depth of the water, and the water surface just submerged half of the pointed wood in the lower half.

"I'm afraid that the fish will be too fierce to jump up and attack. With this expanded protective circle, if a fish really wants to jump up, it must first suffer a few blood holes." Thinking about the scene, Jiang Cheng was suddenly delighted. Yes, "All-you-can-eat fish feast."

Jian Xingce was told by Jiang Cheng, and there was a picture in his mind, something he had never thought of before, so he couldn't help laughing.

[Hahahahahaha, come and take care of Mr. Jiang!An obviously serious and high-risk incident was called funny by Mr. Jiang! 】

[The team leader didn't hold back...I can't control it, I can't control it anymore]

[Teacher Jiang: Anyway, that's what happened, why don't I be more optimistic and happy? 】

【Also poof】

[I have to say, our modified boat is really... I would like to call it the Destroyer]

[As soon as the team leader makes a move, the ferocity will explode]

【Referring to the deadly go cough】

Jian Xingce looked at the rocky beach not far away: "The water over there has risen, and it looks like it might be able to enter the water at seven or eight o'clock in the evening."

Jiang Cheng looked over and nodded after hearing the words: "Just wait. I don't know how the others are progressing now."

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly saw a conspicuous red smoke rising from the forest at the other end of the distance, which was obviously man-made.

Seeing this, Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce stood up abruptly: "SOS signal!?"

【Hey! ?Which anchor is it? ? 】

【I gonna go see! ! ! 】

[Grass really someone quit?I thought no matter what, it would be the end of the family meeting...]

[I solved the problem. It’s an anchor named Ma Lun. It seems that he has been in a bad mood since last night. He vomited several times and didn’t go far today. Now he has abstained]

[Mallen, I know, didn't he just roast a bunch of mushrooms yesterday?Could it be mushroom poisoning? 】

【...Then he was still swearing yesterday that he was explaining how to identify poisonous and non-toxic mushrooms? ! 】

【Didn’t Mr. Jiang say last time that many mushrooms in the wild look like they are non-toxic, but they are actually poisonous?I also showed several examples, just under the rift! 】

[Yes, those few mushrooms really look too much like non-toxic ones, locals will eat them wrong]

[It is the locals who eat the most poisonous mushrooms every year (lightly) (cover the pot)]

[...It seems to be, oh! 】

[Ms. Jiang just finished speaking here, and someone over there was poisoned by eating it. It is really a ready-made negative teaching material]

[Teacher Jiang Material Library +1+1+1]

【Watching bamboo shoots hahahaha】

Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce were far away from the red smoke place, across the Dian-Burma River. When they rushed over, they would have been picked up long ago, so Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce had no plans to rush there.

Not long after the red smoke was released, a medical plane was seen flying from the distant sky, and it quickly approached the red smoke point.

"There shouldn't be any problem. The organizer's deployment is really fast." Jiang Cheng evaluated, looking at Jian Xingce.

Jian Xingce nodded slightly, and he said: "It's the third day, today should be a watershed, I'm afraid there will be people who will quit."

Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes slightly, looking at the sky in the direction the medical plane was coming from. The clouds were piled up, and they were reddened by the sunset. They dragged their tails like a broom and moved slowly towards this direction. come.

"If it rains tonight, I'm afraid it will be really difficult." He said, "The cloud looks like it will rain for several days."