Provoking his ex-uncle in Survival Variety Show

Chapter 109 Provoking Day 109【2 in 1】

At night, the dry and exposed shallow rocky beach was submerged by the rising water of the Burma River. Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce launched the raft into the waterway smoothly.

Jian Xingce used the stomach pouch of a hare to make a temporary lantern, and caught a bag full of glow worms inside.

During the day, it is not obvious, but at night, this bag of fireflies glowing green and yellow can actually clearly illuminate the waterway a few meters ahead.

Jiang Cheng also lit torches and stood them on the boat—the bottoming underwear was tied to the wood, and it was covered with the fat ointment scooped from the hare before. night.

"Our behavior does not have any reference value for wild survival, because first of all, most survival experts will warn against driving at night or driving on unfamiliar rivers, and now we have both."

Jiang Cheng opened his mouth, and at the same time observed the surroundings vigilantly and intently, and then said: "The forks of unfamiliar rivers and the changing banklines, under the premise of extremely poor sightlines, are all likely to be the culprits of capsizing the boat, making survival more difficult."

【Hahaha Teacher Jiang means, don’t imitate them without their ability, imitation will die quickly】

[Why does the light feel more terrifying... It seems that I can see it clearly but I don’t seem to see it clearly]

【I understand, I'm just afraid of seeing things that I shouldn't see clearly】

【Grass, when the upstairs said it, I immediately made up too many things that shouldn't be made up TAT】

[Help, look under the water! !There seems to be something there? ? ?What a big piece! ! 】

Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce stood on the raft, propping up the oars slowly to control the speed of the boat.

Jiang Cheng noticed the reminder in the bullet screen, looked at the surrounding water, and scooped up a paddle of black algae. He smiled and said, "It's aquatic plants, don't worry."

Jian Xingce glanced at it, and then said, "It's not the time when the fish are most active. This section of the road should be fairly peaceful. Take the time to rest first."

Jiang Cheng nodded slightly, knowing that his physical strength and endurance needed to be preserved in all aspects, so he didn't insist on hearing what Jian Xingce said, and sat on the raft and drifted forward with the current.

"I'll squint for half an hour, and then I'll switch to you," Jiang Cheng said.

"it is good."

Jiang Cheng closed his eyes in peace, leaned against the ship's mast, and soon fell into a state of light sleep.

[Teacher Jiang fell asleep in seconds 6666]

【Haha, having the team leader there is really a sense of security max haha, if you want me, I can sleep in peace! 】

[Jiangcheng's character design two days ago was a lonely and powerful wilderness survival expert, today's character design suddenly becomes a little wife]

[Your little wife can judge waterways?Can your little wife make her own fishing rod for fishing? 】

【Hahahaha Mr. Jiang just didn't show his skills violently today, yet he was treated like a little wife? 】

【Teacher Jiang: Are you polite】

Jiang Cheng only woke up after squinting for less than half an hour. When he opened his eyes, he saw that Jian Xingce was still standing on the bow of the boat, maintaining almost the same posture as when he closed his eyes.

He got up and patted Jian Xingce's arm: "Go and rest, I'll come."

When Jian Xingce heard the words, he turned his head and glanced at Jiangcheng: "I've only slept for a while? Is that enough?"

"Enough." Jiang Cheng nodded, urging Jian Xingce to take a rest and change shifts.

"Call me if there is a situation." Jian Xingce said to Jiang Cheng, he put down the wooden paddle, lowered his head and touched Jiang Cheng's forehead, "Pay attention to the changes in the river."

"Okay." Jiang Cheng smiled, raised his head slightly and briefly kissed the man's chin, "Go and rest."

A trace of surprise and joy flashed in Jian Xingce's eyes. His ears were reddish, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised. After a reply, he sat down against the mast and closed his eyes to rest.

[Ah, this!Is it something I can see for free! ! ? 】

[I'm really not in love? ! 】

[It's the first time I saw a celebrity who is not in a romance drama, but also generously sprinkles dog food, woo woo woo]

[Good life's candy, woo woo, I've finished this bowl of dog food! 】

[As expected of a husband and wife, both of them fell asleep in seconds hahahaha]

[Suddenly thinking that they are on the bed...can they do other things? 】

[Laughing, the skill of Second Sleep is purely for resting the body in the wild and better coping with unknown situations. 】

[According to what I said before, Mr. Jiang’s little wife, now the team leader should also be regarded as a little wife hahaha]

【I didn't see it hahahaha】

In Jiangcheng's mind, the general shape of the river course of the Dien-Burma River flows, but it is only a general idea. The winding and winding banks of the tributaries are more complex and rich. Be sure to know the river course like the back of your hand.

From time to time, there will be a small impact sound under the raft, and sometimes a small fish will touch the raft lightly, and the frequency will become more and more frequent. It is obvious that the fish school seems to wake up and become active.

The "lantern" at the bow illuminates the river three to four meters ahead. Jiang Cheng leans on the mast and looks not far away, and sees fish jumping out of the water from time to time, chasing a circle of light illuminated by the lights on the boat.

【Teacher Jiang is staring at it hahaha, it feels like watching a buffet of sashimi】

【Run, fishes! ! 】

[Teacher Jiang shut up your saliva! 】

Jiang Cheng occasionally glanced at the barrage, and was amused by the barrage. This made him look like a wolf, how could it be so exaggerated?

He lowered his voice and whispered: "These fish have jumped out of the water, not only because of chasing light, but also because it indicates that heavy rain is coming, the air pressure is low, the water oxygen content is low, and the fish will jump up."

[Oh oh oh no wonder! 】

【Mr. Jiang is not just thinking about food, he has great wisdom (dog head)】

After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, it didn't take long for the thin rain to fall in the sky.

Holding on to the mast, he frowned slightly, staring closely at the school of fish and the water surface not far away, his face slightly gloomy.

Jiang Cheng was about to turn around and call Jian Xingce, but saw that Jian Xingce seemed to be awakened by the rain, and suddenly opened his eyes: "Is it raining?"

"Yes." Jiang Cheng said, he hurriedly greeted Jian Xingce, "It's just in time for you to wake up, take a look, these fish seem to be not quite right."

When Jian Xingce heard the words, he immediately moved to the bow of the boat, and saw the fish shoveling on the river, swimming in the same direction in unison as if they were being chased.

The rain became more and more dense unknowingly, and the raindrops also fell into beads, which caused ripples after ripples on the water.

Jian Xingce wiped his face, and then pulled the "lamp" from the rabbit's stomach to illuminate the surroundings of the hull. The surrounding river surface was also similar to the dark river surface. The river water was turbid and deep, and it was difficult to see what was going on underneath.

Jian Xingce frowned slightly, and turned to the waterway ahead again: "These fish seem to be frightened."

"Yeah." Jiang Cheng nodded slightly, "You think so too? Then what do you think is the reason?"

Jian Xingce said: "The big fish eat the small fish. In this weather, the big fish have to come out and open their bellies to have a good meal."

Jiang Cheng frowned slightly when he heard the words, he looked towards the waterway ahead, and said in a low voice: "I hope they eat theirs, just don't affect our boat..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the hull of the boat suddenly shook violently. Jiangcheng reacted very quickly to grab the mast, and was grabbed by Jian Xingce again, so as not to be knocked into the river.

Jiang Cheng quickly looked around the boat, and saw several shadows flashing past under the water surface. The shadow area was astonishingly large, at least half the size of the raft!

[Fuck what? ! 】

[Our boat is not small!How do you feel that this fish is almost as big as a boat? !Isn't this really a water monster? ? 】

[There is no saying that water monsters appear in groups. When did water monsters become so cheap? They must be fish.]

[Such a big fish must be delicious! 】

【Wake up, such a big fish can almost eat you】

[Just now I wanted to say that today's night flight went smoothly... I didn't expect it to be too late]

[It turned out to be waiting for the rain, the storm + the abnormality in the water, this is the normal opening of the copy of Mr. Jiang and the team leader]

[Sure enough, the previous calm was an illusion]

"They've all swam up! They're near the surface of the water!" Jiang Cheng's pupils shrank, and he immediately grabbed the bamboo spear that had been fixed on the mast before. The long and sharp bamboo spear in his hand made Jiang Cheng feel a little more at ease.

Jian Xingce also noticed the abnormality on the water surface, and he swung his stone ax and shouted to Jiang Cheng in a low voice: "Hold on to the mast!"

The small fish directly in front of them were in groups, jumping out of the water from time to time.

In the next second, a big fish with pale golden scales jumped up suddenly, opened its huge fish mouth, and the rows of teeth were big and dense, and it bit three or four struggling small fish in one bite. , the little fish couldn't break free at all.

As soon as the upper and lower fish lips closed, blood splashed out in all directions, and the big fish also fell heavily into the river!

Jiang Cheng's expression changed, and he suddenly turned to Jian Xingce: "Did you see that fish?! Yabala fish?!"

"It looks like it." Jian Xingce's face also became ugly. He looked around and said to Jiang Chengdao, "Light the torch, these fish should be afraid of fire."

Jiang Cheng responded, and directly used the torches standing on the boat to ignite the fire, quickly lit two of them, tied them to the left and right sides of the boat, and fixed them, instantly the surrounding river surface was clearly visible.

In the turbulence of the water, a barra fish could be seen faintly under the shadow of the water. The dark and light golden scales of the fish were particularly conspicuous by the firelight. The waters were stained with blood.

Fragments of the fish body floated on the water surface, and were quickly swallowed by a fish mouth. It was completely an unmodified, extremely brutal and cruel survival status of the natural food chain.

[Fuck!I suddenly remembered the animal world I watched when I was a child. At that time, I could still see the bloody scene of the crocodile biting the zebra. Teacher Jiang is not too far behind]

[Is it time for the live broadcast room to be graded...]

[This is even R-rated than the foreign R-rated horror movies I watched! ! 】

[My mother, what kind of fish is this! ! !This mouth is bigger than my head when it opens!Teacher Jiang's previous description was too euphemistic and gentle! 】

[If this is accidentally knocked off the boat, wouldn't it be cool immediately? ! 】

[No wonder other people don't take the waterway... The inability to build a boat is one thing, the waterway is more dangerous than the land way! 】

【Teacher Jiang be careful】

Jian Xingce operated the sails and oars to avoid the fish, and also had to be careful not to enter the fork when the river course changed. Under the torrential rain, it was difficult to concentrate on other things. He hurriedly said to Jiang Cheng: "Pay attention to the raft body, if there is any loose Tell me immediately."

"Got it." Jiang Cheng wiped his face. He looked at the torches on both sides. Under the rain, the light of the torches soon faded.

He frowned, and before he had time to do anything, the raft swayed violently again, but it didn't end like before. Instead, the stern of the raft was pulled down, as if it was entangled in water plants.

Jiang Cheng lit a torch and took a quick snapshot, only to see a Yabara fish crashing into their raft. The huge fish's mouth was pierced by the sharp wooden thorns in the lower row, but it didn't hit the fatal spot.

The fish flicked its tail in pain, and the one-meter-long fish twisted its body with incredible force, and the raft was dragged straight down.

The more you pulled, the more blood flowed, and the heavier and heavier smell of blood quickly attracted a group of toothpaws. They didn't even distinguish between similarities and differences, and frantically attacked the toothpaw. eating its body.

Seeing this, Jiang Cheng's face changed slightly, and immediately he took the bamboo spear and stabbed it into the fish without hesitation, and then with both hands suddenly lifted the Yabala fish off the wooden spines of the raft, and flung it towards the distance. Pick a toss and smash into the distant water.

The blood-crazed Yabala fish around the raft soon spread out smelling the smell of blood, and flocked to the injured big fish. A violent splash suddenly arose on the water surface in the distance, making the water surface vibrate. The sound of rain and water is indistinguishable at all.

After Jian Xingce turned around a bay, he finally concentrated his energy and looked at Jiangcheng behind: "How is it?"

"It's solved." Jiang Cheng said. He checked the stern of the raft. Fortunately, the siege just now did not cause any damage to the raft.

Jian Xingce glanced at Jiang Cheng's hand hastily, and saw that the wound that had been bandaged was oozing blood again.

However, before Jian Xingce and Jiang Cheng could breathe a sigh of relief, more and more toothpaws gathered towards this side, as if they had discovered a bigger and more delicious target on the boat.

Jiang Cheng's bamboo spear was soon completely stained red by fish blood, the body of the spear was blue and red, and even Jiang Cheng's face and hands were splattered with foul-smelling blood. Power is extremely demanding and draining.

Jiang Cheng's palm trembled slightly involuntarily due to excessive force and consumption. He clenched the bamboo spear tightly, looked around with his mouth tightly pressed, and the bamboo spear under his hand once again accurately and ruthlessly pierced a huge, weighing at least several dozen catties. Heavy toothbara.

As he swung forward, the body of the bamboo spear split apart unbearably!

The moment Jiang Cheng felt something was wrong with his hand, he let go of his hand abruptly. Fortunately, he let go quickly, and saw the bamboo body slashing from the middle to the bottom, like a sharp blade, fast and deep. Both hands will be deeply split.

Jiang Cheng suddenly let go and stepped back. After Jian Xingce noticed it, he immediately grabbed the wood pulp and stuffed it into Jiang Cheng's hand: "If it's me, is your hand hurt?"

"No." Jiang Cheng said in a hurry, grabbed the wooden pulp and frowned and looked forward. The water in front of him was shaking violently. Because of the heavy rain, the water rose rapidly, and it overflowed both sides of the river in the blink of an eye. Seeing this, Jiang Cheng's expression was steady and ugly. , "Where are we now? Haven't reached the fork yet?"

"Have you seen the sand on the Zhongdao? After passing the sand on the Zhongdao, we will drive to the other side!" Jian Xingce said, and at the same time he swung a stone ax and slammed it down, biting one The big fish that lived on the wooden spines at the bottom of the raft were peeled off, leaving only a fish head hanging on the spines.

Hearing Jian Xingce's words, Jiang Cheng couldn't help frowning: "I didn't see it, did it get flooded by the flood?!"

Jian Xingce looked around immediately after hearing the words, his face became extremely ugly.

"I remember that the waterways on both sides should be the Dian-Burma River." Jiang Cheng said.

"But there is a cliff waterfall in front of one side, and the normal river channel on the other side." Jian Xingce said while cutting off a huge fish head that jumped up with an axe, and then kicked it directly.

When Jiang Cheng heard the words, his pupils shrank, and the waterfall fell off the cliff? !

He immediately looked at the coasts on both sides. The coasts were submerged by heavy rain and flood water, and he couldn't see the edge at all. Rather than saying that he was in the rainforest river area, it was better to say that he was in a vast ocean of trees.

【Fall? ?Can't be so unlucky! ? ? 】

[The water level is rising too fast! ?I feel that the torrential rain lasted less than an hour! 】

[The rainstorm in the tropical rainforest is like this. Teacher Jiang's side is considered good, but fortunately, it is in an open place, and the rise is still relatively slow]

[The little panda next door slept so badly that it floated on the water halfway through its sleep. It's really funny, miserable and funny]

【Am I the only one who cares about the leader's axe? ?Teacher Jiang picked up the fish, and the team leader chopped off the head of the fish!There are still quite a few fish heads hanging there without being kicked down]

【The fish eyes are staring...it's true. Death will not rest in peace】

[Does the team leader still have that claw hook?Let's go ashore quickly! ! 】

[Where is the shore, this is simply the Savage Valley version of the endless sea of ​​suffering]

【…】

Suddenly, there was another piercing roar in the sky not far away, and the fiery red smoke rushed into the air, burning in the air, and instantly lit up the sky.

Under the illumination of the distress signal, the water surface tens of meters ahead of Jiangcheng and Jian Xingce was extremely brightly illuminated, fiery red.

Jiang Cheng's eyes widened suddenly: "Captain Jane! Look ahead!"

Jian Xingce looked over subconsciously, and immediately his pupils shrank suddenly, and he saw that the river was no longer visible less than 50 meters ahead, and the rushing and turbulent river turned sharply and swooped down, causing a thunderous sound of water.

"We missed the fork!" Jiang Cheng looked at Jian Xingce, "There is a waterfall ahead!"

Jian Xingce uttered a rare swear word. The raft under them rushed towards the cliff as the raft under them became extremely turbulent with the heavy rain, without giving them much time to think.

After a few breaths, the raft rushed to the top of the waterfall.

【Fuck? ! 】

[This is too fast! !There is no preparation at all! 】

[I don't even have the time to launch a distress signal, what the hell, is there anything the team leader can do?There must be a way, right? ! 】

【The grass is so tall, I'm afraid of heights SOS】

[This is much higher than the waterfall that Mr. Jiang jumped before! ? 】

[This can't be like a concrete floor! ? 】

Jian Xingce grabbed Jiang Cheng tightly in his arms, and only had time to say in a hurry: "Hold on to me."

In the next second, the two rushed out of the river suddenly, and the feeling of weightlessness struck immediately.

Jiang Cheng didn't even have time to respond when he felt a violent current hit him head-on. The huge impact knocked him into a daze at that moment, and he didn't know how long it took before he suddenly regained consciousness.

When he recovered, he felt that Jian Xingce was holding his waist, head and neck towards the surface of the water. Jiang Cheng immediately moved his hands and feet quickly. After feeling that his hands and feet were not injured by the impact, he immediately turned to Jian Xing. Ce signaled, and the two slowly drilled out of the water one after the other.

The pool under the waterfall was at least ten meters deep. Jiang Cheng jumped out of the water and took a deep breath. He felt his lungs were burning and aching. He coughed heavily and looked up for Jian Xingce.

Jian Xingce quickly got out behind him, holding his waistband and swam quickly to the shore.

The two of them climbed onto the shore in a panic, and immediately lost their strength and lay down on the shore, neither of them had the strength to speak for a while.

Not far away, there was still a torn apart raft floating on the water. If they entered the water in a slightly wrong posture, they might end up like this raft.

[Fuck, fuck, fuck, jump hard! ! ? 】

【Did Grass see the raft over there? ? ? ?It was smashed to pieces! ? 】

[Teacher Jiang and the team leader are actually fine! ! !Great woo woo woo, I was scared to death, I thought something big was going to happen]

[Such a high waterfall...it's okay...this fucking cow is beeping...]

[In fact, Guinness has a record for high-altitude diving. This height is not particularly high. The key is to have accurate posture, and fortunately, the pool is deep enough]

[That's for sure, otherwise, if you hit the bottom, no matter how precise your posture is, you'll be cold.]

[Amitabha, Xinnan would like not to drink Coke for three days, let Mr. Jiang and the others go smoothly! ! 】

The two lay on their backs on the shore, Jian Xingce held Jiang Cheng's hand tightly, and did not speak for a moment, only hearing each other's heavy breathing.

Just above the top of the waterfall, the rushing and dim river water pours down like a flood. Under the reflection of the distress signal, you can even see occasional toothpastes being washed down by the current, mixed in the waterfall and falling straight down. Puddle!

Seeing this, Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce lifted their half-submerged calves ashore in unison.

"Captain Jane, where are we now?" Jiang Cheng coughed a few times, spitting out the weeds stuffed between his teeth.

"This cliff waterfall has at least doubled the distance we have to detour, and we are now estimated to be about to reach the outer valley of the Savage Valley." Jian Xingce lay on the ground, panting, "Originally planned to take another river course, after reaching the shore I made a detour here, but I didn’t expect to take such a dangerous path in the end.”

After he finished speaking, he looked at Jiang Cheng, raised his hand and lightly touched Jiang Cheng's forehead: "How do you feel? You lost consciousness for a few seconds just now. You may have a slight concussion. Do you want to vomit? Shake your head slightly from side to side to feel it. "

Jiang Cheng shook his head slightly, without any abnormal feeling: "It's nothing, it should be that the impact was too strong, and I was stunned all of a sudden."

Jian Xingce still had lingering fears, his palms were cold, and he didn't realize how tightly he was holding onto Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng's palms hurt from Jian Xingce's grip, and the wound was also unconsciously gripped tightly by the man, but he didn't say anything, he just turned over and lay on Jian Xingce's body, and the two of them stuck tightly together , chest against chest, nose against nose, breathing and heartbeat seem to be fused together.

"What about you? Is there any injury?" He asked Jian Xingce.

Jian Xingce couldn't help but glanced at the side, and then said, "The drone is still there."

Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrows: "There's a drone, and you're my boyfriend, and I haven't done anything that can't be broadcast."

Jian Xingce slightly raised his head and rubbed against Jiang Cheng's cool skin. He looked deeply at the young man, without saying a word, but raised his hand to press down on the young man's neck, and squeezed his cool lips tightly.

Jiang Cheng froze slightly, then immediately relaxed his body.

After a while, the two slowly let go and distanced themselves. Jiang Cheng panted lightly on Jian Xingce's body, and laughed: "Then there should be no injuries."

"But I don't know if you can broadcast it." He paused and added.

【Ahhhhhhh, you two! !After such a thrilling experience just now, there are pink bubbles! !I haven't adjusted my mood! ! 】

[+1+1 The mentality and adaptability of Mr. Jiang and the team leader are too strong, hehehehe (wiping his saliva while talking)]

[Can broadcast!Can broadcast! ! 】

[If this can't be broadcast, I will turn off the live broadcast platform! 】

[Mr. Jiang, you are crazy!Team leader, you are so wild! 】

[The hormones of this kiss exploded, okay! ! 】

[Thanks to Mr. Jiang and the two male Bodhisattvas [hands together]]

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