Provoking his ex-uncle in Survival Variety Show

"Melon field?!"

Huang Daheng's words immediately aroused the interest of Jian Sui and Su Nuannuan——

Everyone knows that the watermelons produced in Anjiang are sweet and sandy, and they are super delicious!Isn't it in such a place with a large temperature difference and sufficient sunlight?Speaking of Anjiang again, the first reaction is the desert, Huozhou, yellow sand all over the sky...

Hit, all hit.

Immediately, Jian Sui and Su Nuannuan stopped sitting, patted their buttocks and stood up, looking around in the direction of Huang Daheng's finger.

It really is a melon field full of greenery, hidden behind a small sandy slope, if the angle is not right, I would really miss it.

"Don't be so excited..." Jiang Cheng was still sitting and gnawing on the cold, tight-toothed sliced ​​meat. When he heard them talking about melon fields, he couldn't even get interested—where did watermelons come from in the desert? Even if there were, they couldn't be eaten. .

Jiang Cheng continued to gnaw, but he didn't expect to be caught by Huang Daheng in the next second.

"Teacher Jiang, come and see!" Su Nuannuan shouted excitedly, "It's really a watermelon! Small watermelon! I heard that the smaller the watermelon, the sweeter it is!"

Jiang Cheng almost laughed out loud, and wiped his mouth - still sweet?He protects against poison.

Jiangcheng had no choice but to be dragged over to watch the melons, and Jian Xingce had no choice but to follow after seeing this.

That area is covered by verdant melon vines, full of greenery, just looking at it makes people feel cool.

Each "watermelon" is different in size, the big one is like a small phoenix melon that you usually eat, and the small one is only the size of a fist. Except for the almost perfect replica of the appearance, the size basically does not match the size.

"This seems a bit too small..." Huang Daheng approached and looked at it, and muttered, "Is it a new variety of melon?"

He wanted to pick one off, but before he started, he was stopped by Jian Xingce as soon as he made a move.

Seeing this, Huang Daheng withdrew his hand, touched the tip of his nose, turned to Jiangcheng and Jian Xingce, and reacted somewhat: "Can't you eat it?"

"No matter how similar it looks, it has nothing to do with watermelon. Didn't you notice anything different around here?" Jiang Cheng laughed, glanced at Huang Daheng's hand, and said, "Don't rush to touch something in the wild, something happened. It's hard to have you."

Huang Daheng nodded quickly, always feeling that the hand that Mr. Jiang glanced at was cold.

Jane and several others heard the words and looked around to find the difference, but after looking for a while, they didn't find any difference.

"It's nothing but sand. I don't know how this melon grows. It's amazing." Huang Daheng said.

Su Nuannuan suddenly said: "It's very quiet, even the little flying insects are gone."

There are not all kinds of creatures in the desert, but there are a lot of disturbing small flying insects, especially near such short shrubs, small flying insects are often clustered around a cluster.

However, there is no trace of the insects at all here, as if they are extinct.

Jian Xingce glanced at Su Nuannuan after hearing the words, and nodded slightly: "That's right."

"This melon has nothing to do with watermelon except that it looks similar. The locals call it medicine gourd. From the fruit to the vine, even the melon core inside, it is poisonous." Jian Xingce said, "Anything that grows Where this kind of melon is planted, there will be no creatures in the vicinity."

He approached a melon vine, cut it lightly with a knife, and saw a milky white viscous liquid flowing out of the cut, like yogurt.

"The basic juice is milky white and viscous, and it is poisonous. Stay away." Jian Xingce warned, "Contacting the skin will cause allergies, redness and swelling, and eating it by mistake will cause headaches, abdominal pain and diarrhea."

Jiang Cheng added: "Even, as we are now in the core area of ​​the desert hinterland, if we are really poisoned, it will take too long to wait to be sent to the hospital, and it is easy to have a dangerous situation of kidney failure. deadly."

"..." Huang Daheng and the others were silent for a moment, never expecting that this cute-looking, cute and headless little melon would be so fierce.

"Whether it is animals or plants that can thrive in such an extreme environment, they should not be underestimated." Jian Xingce said lightly, "They have long evolved a set of self-defense survival mechanisms."

Huang Daheng and the others nodded, thinking of the thorny devil's lizard that they met at night. Needless to say, its appearance must be an evolutionary mechanism of self-defense, and they really didn't dare to attack it.

[Okay, the melon is gone]

[Poor Teacher Huang ran over excitedly, but was frightened hahaha]

[Absolutely, there is really danger everywhere in the desert, there is no safe place at all]

[I remember the test site of this milky white mucus, it seems to have been mentioned in the last dungeon! ! 】

[Sure enough, it's a test site, sisters! !Take good notes! ! 】

"Let's get on the road, stay here if it's not suitable, the sand dunes you must pass in front don't have any shade. If you don't move, you will be roasted alive at noon." Jiang Cheng greeted.

Thinking of the sun at noon, Jane and the others involuntarily opened their legs.

——Let's say it's noon, the sun at three or four o'clock in the afternoon feels poisonous to them, and they have to find a place to dig a hole like Teacher Jiang did yesterday, and bury themselves in it comfortably.

【Just watching them climb the hill makes me feel out of breath... What kind of suffering experience is this in the world】

[+1, if you want me, I really just want to give up, climb three meters forward, slide two meters down, it's so easy]

[This slope is too high! ! !It feels taller than those foreign towers! 】

[I thought the program team would at least provide a little help...]

[Speaking of the program group... what about the program group?In the past, during the live broadcast, there would be a small corner of the staff from time to time, but today I really didn’t see it at all? 】

[Laughing, a friend of mine and the team just sent me a message saying that they are still rushing up the slope, and they can't rush up, and several cars have been stuck, and they are very busy now]

【? ? ? 】

【Whether the grass is true or not, I believe it hahahahahahaha】

[One thing to say, such a high sand dune, the car is really too difficult to get on, and the off-road with better performance can rely on technology to rush, and the RV is basically out of luck. I advise the program team to choose a detour early haha 】

[The latest news, the program team gave up struggling and decided to take a detour]

[Hahahahahahahahahaha haha ​​can't laugh, do n’t have the on -site team on the road, and the car of the show team will not be on. At that time, the guests' progress is faster than the program group! ! 】

[very likely]

Just as the barrage was talking, Jian Xingce's satellite phone also received a call from the program group——

"Leader, there is a small obstacle on our side."

Jian Xingce paused when he heard the words, and looked down from a distance, and could vaguely see the team struggling uselessly underneath.

Jiang Cheng heard what the director said, so he went to watch it too, and couldn't help but "tsk" softly: "If they are like this, the car will have to be scrapped. Don't even think about rushing forward for the rest of your life. It's better to give up and be born early."

There was a suspicious silence on the satellite phone for a few seconds, then the voice said: "Yes, we decided to detour to the back of the dunes, and we will meet you there. Keep in touch all the way!"

The cameraman followed closely, and the camera passed by, showing what Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce saw in the live broadcast room——

[Teacher Jiang is mocking hahahahaha, asking about the psychological shadow area of ​​the program group! 】

[I was just laughing as a meme, but I didn't expect it to be true hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Help, why is the program group of Little Wilderness so ridiculous and miserable——The little unlucky guy gave the anchor Jiangcheng 1x sushi roll]

[Team leader: This year's teammates really can't move]

Hearing the voice on the other end of the satellite phone, Jiang Cheng looked down at his toes in embarrassment, then turned to Jian Xingce, his eyes beckoning—so he didn't hang up the phone?

Jian Xingce raised his eyebrows—who said he hung up?

Holding the satellite phone, he said lightly: "Understood, keep in touch."

That's when I really hung up the phone.

Seeing this, Jiang Cheng rubbed his nose and coughed lightly: "Let's go, it seems that they may not arrive by the time we reach the summit."

After hearing the words, Jane nodded in response, and at the same time rubbed her shoulders imperceptibly.

Although five kilograms of tent weight is nothing at the beginning, as the hiking time increases, even five kilograms is like the straw that breaks the camel's camel.

He was originally a pampered rich second generation. Even if he had exercised for filming and image building, his physical fitness was not as good as those in the outdoor circle who went hiking all day long. After walking for a whole morning, Jane felt that her shoulders were about to collapse. up.

Jiang Cheng noticed Jane's small movements, and a smile flashed in his eyes.

He has been thinking about when Jian Sui will show weakness. After all, when he equips everyone's mountaineering bags, he distributes them according to the estimated physical limit of these people. The original weight of Jian Sui's mountaineering bags It was already close to the other party's tolerance, and now there was an extra five kilograms of tent, which was not light.

He had mentioned this to Jian Xingce quietly before, but since Jian Xingce didn't raise any objections, Jiang Cheng didn't say much.

Seeing Heavenly King Jian gently rubbing his shoulders now, he couldn't help but laugh, what would happen if he wanted to rape Heavenly King Jian for the rest of his life, what would happen if he lost the burden of being an idol?

But he really didn't expect Jane Sui to be able to persist without saying a word until now, which is a bit impressive.

Jiang Cheng shook his head slightly, but still walked forward, and said to Jane, "Give me the tent, you've been reciting it all morning, and you're taking turns slowly."

Huang Daheng nodded in agreement when he saw this, and cut Jiang Cheng's words: "Give it to me, Mr. Jiang is a skill player, so give us the rough work of carrying heavy loads first, and then I will change to you when I can't carry it!"

Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrows: "Skilled player?"

"Humanoid plug-in." Su Nuannuan added from the side.

Mr. Jiang can order everything, but he has never seen him carry any heavy objects.

Wanting to go back to the island, Jiang Cheng only brought a little luggage and went out lightly, with lightening the burden as the primary goal. He didn't even think about the image of a variety show as an artist, so he just brought a change of clothes.

If you really want to talk about carrying heavy loads, it was the time when Haidao carried a bundle of bamboo materials with Huang Daheng and three people—but that time, the three of them were together, and Huang Daheng deliberately asked Jiangcheng to stand in the middle, so as to borrow strength.

Later, there was another rescue of supplies in the desert, but not too many supplies were rescued that time. Most of the heavy objects were taken away by a few cameramen. When they escaped from the quicksand pit, they did not take any heavy objects. .

For some reason, by accident, Jiang Cheng realized that he was indeed, very likely in the impression of others, insulated from the matter of carrying heavy loads.

Moreover, whether it is Huang Daheng or Su Nuannuan, they are visual animals. Even if they know everything about Jiangcheng, they are like opening and hanging machines, but if they want to pull heavy loads and resist heavy objects, everyone has to subconsciously put a question mark——

Thin, thin, white and tender, Mr. Jiang, who is several years younger than Jian Tianwang, can resist such a heavy thing?

Who would have imagined that Mr. Jiang, who is wearing a gentle little thong, is carrying a hiking bag and has to stack a tent bag. The height of the entire load may have to be over Teacher Jiang's head?

Just thinking about that scene makes me feel like I'm abusing a skinny beauty.

That's not okay, you have to take care of it.

——This is also Jian Sui's idea.

It was the first time that Jiang Cheng was taken care of in this respect, and he couldn't help being stunned for a few seconds before he realized that these people were talking about him?

"It's not necessary..." he said.

"Hey, it's the difference in the order of who comes first, Mr. Jiang, don't be polite." Huang Daheng interrupted him, and took the tent bag from Jian Sui without saying a word.

The weight of the tent bag attached to the ground nails can be clearly felt as soon as you buy it.

Huang Daheng was even more sure that it would be too sinful for Jiang Cheng to carry such a heavy thing on his back.

Jiang Cheng had already seen their determination and determination from Huang Daheng and the others' firm eyes. He couldn't help but look at Jian Xingce, hoping that Jian Xingce would open his mouth to give him a justification, but he didn't expect the man to go straight to the front of the team , already meant to urge them.

Jiang Cheng: "..."

Inexplicably being labeled as skilled but lacking in strength?Jiang Cheng rubbed the back of his head, he had to go back and push the iron.

[It turns out that Mr. Jiang is actually the weakest person in the team (dog head)]

[Laughing, reason tells me this is wrong, but looking at Teacher Jiang's face, I can't believe my reason]

[Jane Tianwang, Su Goddess & Teacher Huang: Nod fiercely]

[Never thought that my brother Cheng would become a group favorite hahahaha]

[Take a closer look, it seems that jc has never carried anything too heavy, right? 】

[But people can climb rocks and trees, and they can beat the former team leader (bushi) violently]

[What is the reason for the team leader before the violent beating? ? ? ? 】

[Upstairs, open the Big Eye app, the top few are the most popular searches]

Jiangcheng's word-of-mouth and reputation during this period of time had a beautiful turnaround, and it was more popular than many draft boys' teams for a while, making many people jealous, and Wang Chen was the most jealous.

He was the one who gave Jiangcheng the opportunity to turn around, but he didn't get any of the benefits. Even now, because of Jiang Xinghao's incident, he was dealt with coldly by President Yan, and throwing them to him was not as good as Jiangcheng's little scumbag. .

Wang Chen was so angry that his eyes were about to bleed, so he searched around to use his connections, trying to find a way to make Jiang Cheng fall again, so as to relieve his depression.

He was the one who gave Jiang Cheng the chance to become popular, and Jiang Cheng not only didn't appreciate it, but even jumped ship and terminated the contract, so he can give this opportunity, and he can also take it away!

Just two days ago, Wang Chen got a video from the old Yuji that he worked with before. It was the live recording of the first island recording, because variety shows were not popular at that time, and Jiang Cheng himself didn't have many fans. Almost no one recorded the video, and it took a long time to find such a video segment that started abruptly without beginning or end——

In the video, Jiang Cheng pushed Song Zhizai's leader against a tree, and his elbow was stuck on the leader's throat. Song Zhizai's face was flushed red, and the veins on his forehead were bulging, looking very painful.

Wang Chen's heart beat faster when he saw this, but at the same time he felt that the handle was too obvious and easy.

[Wang Chen: This video has no beginning and no end, and Jiang Cheng is not crazy, why did he suddenly beat him up? 】

[Honest Media: As soon as I told my friends in the group, the team leader used his native language to despise them for dragging their feet, Jiangcheng was dissatisfied with playing big cards and wanted to beat people up, but was persuaded by the director in time, and he was still relentless I want the team leader to apologize]

[Honest Media: If you don’t believe me, you can contact the team leader]

[Wang Chen: I looked for him, once I mentioned Jiangcheng with him, that guy was as courageous as a mouse seeing a cat]

[Honest Media: Doesn’t this make it true?Jiang Cheng must have beaten him up, tsk, I didn't expect that such a clean, thin and weak little boy would have a temper? 】

Wang Chen snorted coldly when he saw this, but he remembered that when Jiang Cheng was called to Muxie to meet Director Liu for the first time, Jiang Cheng was also very aggressive towards him.

Depression can also lead to violent tendencies?This seems to have been heard before.

Wang Chen didn't reply to the entertainment reporter immediately, but asked his assistant to inquire about the inside story of that episode. He didn't contact Shuijun Marketing until he was sure that there was not much difference between him and the "honest man".

For a while, there were videos of Jiangcheng playing big names and beating the leader of the Koryo country violently. There were even internal chat records claiming to be "the program team and the team members", saying that Jiangcheng had a bad temper and would play big names after the live broadcast.

Jiang Cheng's name has been trending in searches every three days or so, and as soon as it hits the trending searches, all kinds of revelations are made. Now, when melon friends see Jiangcheng, they feel excited, which means that there are delicious melons again.

Wang Chen was the first to contact a group of sailors to post comments——

【I knew that Jiangcheng was not a good person. Seeing how hard the marketing has been going on these days, it must have turned over now, tsk tsk】

[Is this person prone to violence?too scary]

[I feel sorry for the team leader, I feel very uncomfortable just looking at him, I can't breathe, my attack is really dark]

【…】

He happily watched the entry rushing upwards at an astonishingly fast speed.

In just less than 10 minutes, the trending search from the low position he bought has soared to the high position.

Wang Chen was wondering, and a little inexplicable uneasiness emerged in his heart. He always felt that things seemed to go too smoothly.

Wu Yong hasn't made a move yet?No anti-black?Wrecked?Or go to Jiangcheng in the desert to ask the truth?

This move of being sent to the high-ranking hot search all the way, how do you think it looks familiar?

Just when Wang Chen was wondering, a young man in his team called in a panic——

"It's not good, it's not good, brother Chen! The top three most searched hot spots were suddenly replaced!"

"What??" Wang Chen was stunned, was replaced?

He hastily hung up the phone to check the hot spots, and saw that the top three Weibo posts changed to——

[@吃蓝第一线：#江城暴打领团# Well played, well played, well played!The output of Jiangcheng is smooth for me!I'll just see who just plays the video but not the audio track, so they don't talk about martial arts! [Share Video]]

【@小红红战战：#江城暴打领团# I was so mad at me, but fortunately someone from the organization broke into the interior and got the real video of the whole process, including the audio of a certain leader in Korea!I asked a senior sister who majored in Korean to translate it, and I was so mad. No wonder Little Wilderness didn’t use the Korean leader later, so please block it! [Share Video]]

【@饭圆鹅：#江城暴打领团##江城说高里语好苏# Wow wow wow!I won't be the first to know that Jiangcheng can speak Korean! ! ! !Very well spoken! ! !Is this level comparable to professional translation? !This physical output directly beat someone honestly, cool! [Share Video]]

Wang Chen didn't expect that the incident of this entry had just been fermented, and he was killed immediately, completely subverting his original intention, and then checked the comments on the hot search square. It didn't work, and was overwhelmed by the saliva of netizens who eat melons.

A WeChat message popped up on Wang Chen's phone, he clicked on it, and it was actually sent by Wu Yong——

[Wu Yong: Thank you for sending my artist a hot search. I didn't expect Mr. Jiang to leave your staff for so long, and you still miss him so much. It's really long.]

【Wu Yong: Looking forward to the next time】

Wang Chen's chest heaved violently twice, still looking forward to the next time?

He suddenly realized - from the very beginning, it was Wu Yong who set him up as a trap!

It must be that Wu Yong noticed him when he was searching for Jiangcheng black materials in private, and he followed suit.

Wu Yong likes to make such insidious tricks, which are hard to guard against!

He immediately contacted [Honest Media] and the deputy who checked for him before, but he didn't expect that both of them blocked his WeChat account.

"Where's Lao Yuan?!" Wang Chen immediately contacted other people in the team and asked where the deputy went.

"He submitted his resignation letter, and he packed up his things and left early in the morning." Someone in the team replied in a low voice.

Wang Chen was so angry that he slammed the door hard, never expecting that his deputy who had been with him for several years was bought by Wu Yong.

He went to Weibo again, and saw that the comments below were almost all "fans" and "Jiangcheng is so fucking amazing!"——

[Before clicking into the hot search, my sister of the city wall has already carried a 40-meter sword, and no one can beat us!After clicking into the hot search, it turned out to be a friendly army]

[Sister City Wall...?The name of a Jiangcheng fan?This is too honest...]

[Laughing, inexplicable and Jiangcheng are a bit compatible]

[I was still thinking about it while watching the live broadcast! !How is this going! !But then it was so exciting that I forgot!I didn't expect it to be like this! ! 】

[I'm so pissed off, how dare the Korean team leader say that! 】

[Jiangcheng actually threatened to go back to the grass in Korean, so fierce and suicidal! ! !This stare made my legs go weak! !My brother killed me! 】

[I have to say that I really respect Jiang Cheng's eyes, I feel scared even through the screen]

[Yes, yes, there is a barbaric atmosphere, like a wild beast (commendative!)]

[I saw that the team leader also looked scared, hahaha, it's fun! 】

[No wonder Jiangcheng wanted to beat him up. If you want me to say, Jiangcheng is merciful before the beating goes on. Our big country doesn’t follow the general knowledge of eating kimchi]

[Sports competitions require black hands, and if you dare to speak nonsense on Chinese variety shows, I'm fucking speechless]

【You can always trust Jiang Cheng! ! ! 】