Provoking his ex-uncle in Survival Variety Show

Chapter 50 Provoking Day 5【2 in 1】

In the unknowing corner of Jiangcheng, his name has set off a great deal of enthusiasm on Weibo, and even this time the scope of the circle is wider, involving this level of battle, even if he is not in the circle Netizens also got involved in the discussion, and the trending search took two full days before it slowly dropped.

When Jiangcheng finishes recording the show and checks it on his Weibo account, he will probably be shocked by the sudden doubling of fans.

But at this moment, Jiangcheng's on-road squad continued to climb the sand dunes bitterly, and they didn't have a little respite until they reached the top of the sand dunes.

After climbing to the top of the slope, the feeling is that you can see all the small mountains at a glance, as if the whole Tenge is under your feet.

Right in front of them, in the visible field of vision, a large lake can be seen, and there are even tall green trees and palms standing around the lake, which looks especially special in the environment of desert yellow sand all around. Out of place is incredible.

"Is that our goal?" Su Nuannuan asked in surprise, pointing from a distance, "Is it where the aborigines live?"

[Wow! !There really is such a place in the desert! !It's too bad! ! 】

[Thanks to Little Wilderness for allowing me to see such a miracle for free! ! ! 】

[I suddenly have an ominous premonition...it can't be a mirage, right? ! 】

[I think it's so smooth that I found a style that doesn't look like a small team]

[+1, I have encountered sandstorms and quicksand in the desert, how can there be no mirages? 】

【Upstairs, if you touch your conscience, won't it hurt?】

Jiangcheng also saw the lake, with a little smile in his eyes: "Well, that should be the inland lake marked on our map. But it's still some distance away from the aborigines."

"Huh? There is still a distance? I think this place is quite suitable for living." Su Nuannuan was surprised.

【Second Goddess Su】

[+1, I would definitely live in this kind of place, there is water and plants, and there must be food!What an ideal place to live! 】

Jiang Cheng replied: "You think it's quite suitable for living, and other creatures think so too."

Su Nuannuan: "..."

Saying this, it suddenly becomes a ghost story.

"People can't compete with beasts for territory, and they can't." Jiang Cheng said, pointing to the lake, "This is the only lake we've seen so far in this desert. If it's fresh water, it means It is the largest water source, and all creatures around will gather here to drink water, whether it is herbivores or carnivores."

"It also means that this is the most frequent hunting place. To live here is equivalent to having to deal with some carnivorous beasts every day. The aborigines would not want to live such a life." Jiang Cheng smiled.

"But the good news is that when we get there, we are equivalent to walking into the real range of activities of the aborigines, and we shouldn't be too far away from their places of residence." Jian Xingce said, "If we can go to Take a rest near the water source, then you should be able to reach your destination before noon tomorrow."

The eyes of Su Nuannuan and the others lit up when they heard the words, this is really exciting and good news.

"I feel that after climbing to the top of the slope, the atmosphere here is different." Huang Daheng took a deep breath, "It's hotter than when it was halfway up the mountain. When I inhale it in one breath, my throat is full of smoke."

Jiang Cheng thought that Huang Daheng was going to make a speech, but he didn't expect to say this.

Jian Sui and Su Nuannuan also narrowed their sights, looking at the long gentle slope under their feet, which was tall and long, and it felt like it was more than one kilometer.

Not to mention going to that lake, just going down the sand dunes, it feels like they will die.

"It's so hot, I think it's really too late to go down this slope, the sun is already so high." Su Nuannuan couldn't help but fan the wind with her hands, and all the fans came out were hot air.

"Do we have to face the sun? Why don't we take out the tent and set up a rest?" Huang Daheng asked.

Jiang Cheng kicked the hillside under his feet, and the yellow sand fell down, which was not suitable for camping and tenting nails: "No, the sandy slope is too soft, and the tent cannot be stabilized."

Jian Xingce looked around, but found a dead tree that was cut off in the middle.

He narrowed his eyes slightly and strode over.

Seeing this, Jane and the others hurriedly followed, like Cong Xiaowei.

"Why are you following here?" Jian Xingce noticed the shadow behind him, and turned around to look at it funny, but seeing that everyone followed, he said, "Forget it, everyone is here, so let's come together."

"There is a method, it's a little exciting, but it saves effort and time. Are you willing to try it?" He said, looking at several people.

Huang Daheng and Jane didn't react after that, they looked at each other and muttered in their hearts - the team leader said exciting methods, how exciting is that?This is not easy to accept.

Su Nuannuan was much more straightforward, and asked directly: "What method? If it saves effort and time, I am willing, isn't it just exciting, who hasn't played the pirate ship roller coaster, can there be that excitement?"

When Jiang Cheng saw Jian Xingce walking towards the dead tree, he already had some guesses in his heart, but he was not sure. Hearing what Su Nuannuan said, he couldn't help laughing: "It's hard to say, there is such a protective measure as a safety belt in the playground. Here we can only rely on manual labor, no matter what we do, we can’t guarantee that nothing will happen.”

"Then... Anyway, I have experienced sandstorms, so it is safer than that?" Su Nuannuan asked, "In terms of excitement, is it better than being drilled into a tent by a lizard at night?"

Jiang Cheng paused, and couldn't help but nodded: "That's true."

"That's all right." Su Nuannuan turned to Jian Xingce affirmatively, "I'll try."

I have experienced so much, so why not a little stimulation?She, Su Nuannuan, is no longer the original Su Nuannuan, and now standing on the top of the sand dunes is Niu Colu Su Nuannuan.

[I want to ask what is the reason for being drilled into a tent by a lizard at night? 】

[+1, so sudden]

[Is it my daughter goose who was drilled into the tent by a lizard at night? ? 】

[I think that after going through this time, Goddess Su has an inexplicable heroic temperament (x)]

[It is the temperament of hard work and hard work √]

[No wonder they had meat to eat during the live broadcast early in the morning?Could it be... I have a bold guess]

【I feel 100%】

【Tsk, why don't you just sneak into the tent of the team on the road, won't this send you on the road? 】

With what Su Nuannuan said, if the two men hesitated to keep up, they would look somewhat "weak".

So Huang Daheng and Jane then bit the bullet and looked at each other, and said heroically: "Then we can do it too."

Jane then walked to the cut dead tree. The diameter of the tree was about one meter thick, and the length of the tree was about four or five meters.

He patted the trunk and motioned for several people to sit on it one by one.

"Ladies first, Huang Daheng and Jian will follow next, and finally Jiang Cheng will sit at the end of the tree trunk and help me control the balance and direction together." Jian Xingce arranged.

Huang Daheng and the others sat up one by one, although the reason was unclear.

The diameter of the tree is more than one meter thick, and the width and height are just right when sitting on the legs. The two feet can be pulled on the ground, and it can be lifted off the ground easily.

Jian Xingce asked these people to sit up, but first adjusted the "seat" details, and after recording it quickly, he asked these people to go down again.

"Come here and push it to the top of the slope together." Jian Xingce greeted.

The dead tree was not far from the top of the slope, just adjusted its position a little, several people pushed it up to the position appointed by Jian Xingce together with force and grunting a few times.

I saw one end of the tree trunk slightly sticking out of the top of the sandy slope, but it was far from losing balance.

Jian Xingce took out the long rope from the mountaineering bag, coiled it tightly on both sides of the tree a few times, tied the knot, and asked the others, "Have you ever heard of sandboarding?"

"I've heard of sand boarding." Huang Daheng nodded honestly, but pointed to the tree trunk that Jian Xingce was tying up, and the corner of his mouth twitched, "As far as I know, sand boarding uses things like surfboards, and the team leader needs to use them. this?"

Jian Xingce nodded, and after finishing the winding rope fence on the tree trunk, he asked several people to sit on it and try again.

Thick knots have been tied in several places suitable for landing hands, which are used as handles, and on the other hand, they are also used to increase friction and act as a roll cage.

"This sandy slope happens to be a windward slope. The slope is long but not steep. The sand dunes are soft and there are few gravels. Even if you fall halfway, you won't be easily injured." Jiang Cheng said, walking over to pat the tree, "The only thing to worry about The most important thing is to control the balance, don't overturn the car, I would rather fall by myself than let the tree turn over and press myself down, that is really dangerous."

"However, Team Jane has taken care of it. It won't be so easy to turn over. Just don't move around after you go up." Jiang Cheng quickly added.

Jian Xingce nodded slightly: "I need a starting force later, and I need you to use your feet to slide the sand together to give it a boost. After starting, you should remember to lift your feet off the ground to avoid scratches."

Huang Daheng nodded, and quickly sat on the tree body with other friends. He tried to pull the knots on both sides of the tree body twice, and it was so tight that it made people feel safe.

He was a little relieved, and swallowed his saliva, as if to cheer up others, but also as if he was telling himself: "I heard people say that sandboarding is quite safe, and this should not be too dangerous."

"En." Jian Xingce responded very briefly, and then told everyone to sit down.

He looked at Jiang Cheng, as if he suddenly thought of a question, and asked, "Yes?"

Jiang Cheng curled his lips and raised his eyebrows: "Isn't it too late for Captain Jian to think of asking this now?"

"I think you will too." Jian Xingce smiled and patted the tree trunk directly, "Come up and sit down."

Jiang Cheng laughed, and stepped neatly onto the last tree trunk: "I'm ready."

Seeing this, Jian Xingce smiled slightly, and soon after, he put away his smile, glanced at the others, and asked in a deep voice, "Is everyone else ready?"

"All right!"

The thick trunk slowly turned its direction, and Jane and the others exerted all their strength to slowly ride the trunk forward.

Gradually, the trunk of the tree under Jian Xingce was completely emptied into the sand dunes, and he reminded everyone to put their feet up: "Hold on tight."

After he finished speaking, he leaned forward, leaned down and pressed down hard, giving a sudden heavy force to the tree.

In an instant, the balance point shifted towards Jian Xingce's side, and the thick tree body "creaked" and tilted, and immediately rushed straight and fast downhill!

Su Nuannuan didn't even have time to exhale her exclamation, and she was covered with hot wind and hot sand stuffed into her mouth head-on. She quickly lowered her head and hid behind Jian Xingce.

The angle of this slope does not exceed 45 degrees, which is relatively mild. In addition to their own weight and weight, the speed of sand washing is not too fast. It is only necessary to rush down the slope at the end and stop on the flat road. The buffer time is longer.

——But it's not a bad thing for them, the free "carriage" is a little bit longer.

A few people stepped down from the tree, shook their hair and clothes, and they could shake off the yellow sand.

Jane then exhaled, turned her head and looked back at the top of the slope they rushed down just now, and couldn't help saying: "Refreshing!"

Huang Daheng also nodded, with a lively expression on his face, as if he would be happy to let him try again: "Exciting!"

It used to take at least one to two hours to walk the high slope, but now it only takes a few minutes to reach the bottom in the blink of an eye.

Su Nuannuan and the others were very excited, and found that this game is not dangerous at all. The tree body under the buttocks is heavy and wide, and it sits firmly. It will not float up due to excessive speed, so there is no need to be afraid at all.

Huang Daheng patted the tree trunk with unsatisfied enthusiasm: "It's a pity that the slope is not long enough, it will come down in the blink of an eye."

【Hahahaha I don’t know who was screaming when it rushed down just now (dog head)】

【Mr. Huang, if your face is not so pale, you are still a little convincing】

[Don't tell me, I'm so excited just looking at it! !I really want to play! ! 】

[+1, I think they play much safer than the surfboard I used to play in the sand!So many people can play together!Here should be the Aite desert group, consider expanding and expanding new business? 】

[It’s a good idea hahaha]

I don't know when the dead wood under them was rolled to this end. It is estimated that it has been a long time, and it has rotted in several places. Yellowing and rotting wood core.

Seeing this, Jian Xingce took out a dagger to dig open the bark, and pounded inside, as if he was rummaging for something.

"What are you looking for?" Huang Daheng leaned over to look puzzledly, and saw that the inside of the wood seemed to be corroded and hollow. There were hollow holes in several places, and it was different from ordinary trees at a glance.

He strangely beckoned his photographer to come over and take pictures: "Friends in the audience, look quickly, this tree is full of insects at first glance, it is full of wormholes."

"You're right." Jiang Cheng also walked over to take a look. Seeing Jian Xingce's actions at the same time, he couldn't help showing a trace of sympathy in his eyes, "It's obvious that there are insects in this tree, either one or a nest."

He patted Huang Daheng on the shoulder, one for each, no one could escape.

Huang Daheng thought about the picture of the nest, and shivered with nausea, feeling a sense of crisis that he couldn't explain clearly, and couldn't help urging: "Let's go, let's go, what's so interesting about bugs."

Jian Sui and Su Nuannuan looked at each other, and moved slowly involuntarily.

"Don't run around, be careful of stepping on quicksand." Jiang Cheng threatened.

Sure enough, when he said this, he immediately frightened the two who wanted to run away first.

Jiang Cheng grinned when he saw it.

"Mr. Jiang, you have failed in your studies..." Su Nuannuan wanted to cry but had no tears.

Jian Xingce's voice almost sounded from front to back: "I found it."

Jiang Cheng glanced over, and saw that Jian Xingce picked out a bunch of twisted white fat bugs on the tip of Jian Xingce's dagger, each of which was not long, only half the length of a knuckle, and as thick as an earthworm.

He closed his eyes, even if he had seen this thing countless times, he still had to do mental construction.

"Find... is to find this thing?!" Huang Daheng almost broke his voice.

"Many larvae live on this rotten tree heart. They can be eaten by pinching the head and squeezing out the internal organs. It's a very good source of protein." Jiang Cheng said, but he didn't reach out to pick it up, but looked at Jane with encouragement. A few people followed, "Survival in the wilderness is indispensable. With the supplies we are carrying now, it is a bit difficult to find the program crew to buy them until the evening. Don't be disgusted if you can find something to eat."

"In the wild, we must seize any opportunity to replenish energy and water. Even such small insects can provide a little bit of water and high protein, so don't waste it." Jian Xingce moved the insects on the tip of the knife to those few People gather together.

Immediately, the three of Su Nuannuan were scared and took two steps back.

"Jian team, I think it's better to let them first." Jiang Cheng looked at Jian Xingce sincerely.

"Teacher Jiang!!!"

[Grass hahahahahahahaha Jiangcheng why the hell are you so green tea! ! ! 】

【Laughed to death, "Give it to them"】

【Goddess Su: I will really thank you】

[The friendship of the road squad ended on a nest of bugs]

Jian Xingce opened the corner of his mouth: "No need to give way, there are all of them. Jiangcheng, you can show them a demonstration."

Jiang Cheng: "..."

[Hahahahahahaha, the sequel "All"]

[Why do I feel that the team leader is doing nothing for nothing! ! !It seems meticulous and serious, but it is, how bad]

【It's very bad for our teacher Jiang (sigh)】

"Teacher Jiang, show me a demonstration!" Huang Daheng urged, "If you eat, we will eat too."

It's as if seeing someone being dragged into the water together makes you feel extra courageous.

"I haven't eaten enough?" Jiang Cheng squinted at Huang Daheng, and resignedly grabbed a worm from Jian Xingce's knife.

The little bug immediately wrapped itself around Jiang Cheng's finger, and the photographer immediately stepped forward to take a close-up of the bug.

Jiang Cheng: "...There is no need to give this close-up, right?"

[Ah ah ah ah I will really thank you! ! !Brother photographer, what a grudge! ! ! 】

[Oh my god, I can actually see which side is the head and which side is the tail, it's too high-definition! ! 】

[I never thought that this kind of bug would have teeth...]

[Really no need, woo woo woo]

Jiang Cheng directly pinched the head with his fingers, and then forcefully squeezed brown-yellow body fluid from the tail to the fractured part of the head.

Jane, who was watching the excitement, and several others couldn't help wrinkling her facial features when they saw this, and it was rare for her to lose control of her facial expressions.

Jiang Cheng looked over and said, "Squeeze like this a few more times, squeeze out the internal organs, and squeeze them clean."

As he spoke, he flicked the bodily fluids on his fingers, and the next second, he threw them directly into his mouth.

[Ah, grass, grass, grass!I didn't expect it to go straight into my mouth in the next second! 】

【Mai Aisi!Mai Aisi! ! ! 】

【My expression is exactly the same as the three teachers next to me】

[This is the first time I saw Jian Tianwang and Goddess Su with out-of-control expressions hahagan]

【Mr. Jiang doesn't even do some psychological training... It doesn't look like it's too bad to eat】

【Crisp and crispy, chicken flavor (dog head)】

【Teacher Jiang, so clean and unpretentious】

"...What's the smell?" Jane then asked with difficulty.

Jiang Cheng chewed a few mouthfuls and swallowed, then looked at Jian Sui: "Want to hear the truth?"

"Ah."

"It doesn't have a strong taste, it's just a little sandy." Jiang Cheng said, "It's the same in the stomach anyway."

"Really?" Huang Daheng was full of disbelief.

Jian Xingce has already eaten his own one, leaving only the three poor households in front of him. He clicked his tongue lightly: "It's not too bad, most of the really bad bugs mean that they are really bad." Not suitable for eating."

"I think the team leader sounds very experienced." Su Nuannuan whispered to Huang Daheng and the others, "It should be okay, right?"

"What the team leader said is not bad and really bad, can we have the same standard in our understanding?" Huang Daheng also muttered in a low voice.

Su Nuannuan: "... also."

Jane then pulled her head out, and saw her uncle squinting his eyes, looking at her with a slight warning, as if urging him to stand up and demonstrate.

Jane then said: "..."

As a related account, he might as well not do it!

"Forget it, you have to eat anyway, and it's useless to worry about it. I'll come first." Jian followed the pressure of Jian Xingce's eyes, and happily said harsh words, winning Huang Daheng and Su Nuannuan as if they were heroes. same gaze.

Then Jane swelled up for a second, and the little bit of heroism and vanity in her heart was satisfied, but then the second Jian Xingce poked the knife-tip bug in front of his eyes, it was punctured a little bit Not left.

"...It's still alive." Jane then squeezed out a sentence, looking at the worm that was still wriggling in front of the tip of her nose.

"Fresh." Jian Xingce returned to his nephew, "Don't procrastinate, hurry up."

Jane then said: "..."

【It's the extent that even sister Tianwang has to look away】

【Sorry, I have to watch something else to wash my eyes】

[Eat all you want, don't be hypocritical! (dog head)]

[Isn't it just a bug, it's the same if you eat it in your stomach! (Teacher Jiang.jpg)]

Then Jane mustered up her courage—mainly due to her deep-rooted awe of the team leader—to take over the bug, and Huang Daheng and Su Nuannuan were also forced to take over.

Instead of directly and roughly removing the head with their hands like Jiang Cheng did, they used a dagger for the first time, cut off the head tremblingly with a knife, and then squeezed out the insect body fluid with shaking hands.

——It’s not much easy to squeeze, these few strips are not fat, squeeze them and they’ll disappear.

"Eat quickly." Jiang Cheng urged with a kind face.

Huang Daheng hummed: "Mr. Jiang, don't urge me, once you urge me, I will start all over again with my psychological construction!"

Jiang Cheng: "..." That's the excuse.

"Don't delay, there is still a long way to go, if you don't want to be exposed to the sun, hurry up." Jian Xingce said.

Jane then closed her eyes, her heart froze, and she stuffed it into her mouth.

He could even feel the worm's body twisting reflexively in his mouth, and he almost retched, but he didn't expect that before he could open his mouth, Jiang Cheng covered his mouth, raised his head, and forcibly swallowed.

"Don't vomit, you'll eat for nothing if you vomit, and you'll get dehydrated easily." Jiang Cheng said, tightly covering Jane Sui's mouth with one hand.

Jane then said: "..."

[What kind of devil hahaha silently felt sorry for Jian Tianwang for a second...]

【I really believe that the relationship between Jiangcheng and Jian Tianwang is innocent】

【No, I suspect that Jiang Cheng and Jian Tianwang have enmity】

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