Provoking his ex-uncle in Survival Variety Show

The sixth day of provocation

When Su Nuannuan heard the words of the program group, her face became a little unhappy.

She's wearing light-colored culottes, so she can't see through if she's wet?There is no such additional plot in the variety show script given before!

After Jiang Xinghao noticed Su Nuannuan's face, he immediately spoke up for the other party: "If you want us to leave Sha Ting, you must give us a vehicle? We still have a lady here, so we must not embarrass the lady."

Su Nuannuan glanced at Jiang Xinghao upon hearing this.

The director smiled and nodded: "Don't worry, the program team won't embarrass the guests too much."

Huang Daheng complained secretly, and said to warm up the scene: "Oh, so you all know that this is 'embarrassing'."

The director coughed lightly:

"We have prepared a small warm-up activity for everyone. Guests can complete the following warm-up items to exchange for transportation to leave Shating and go to the final destination of the program recording!"

"The first project: complete 6 sets (6x6) of burpees, and you can exchange for a speedboat to go with the team leader. Anyone can challenge, but if you fail the challenge, you will be punished and drink bitter melon juice!"

"The second project: complete the plank for 3 minutes, and you can exchange it for a double rubber boat to go there. Only two people can choose. If you fail the challenge, you will be punished and drink bitter melon juice."

"The third project: complete 50 high leg raises on the spot, which can be exchanged for a surfboard, and the rules are the same as plank support."

Huang Daheng immediately said after hearing the words: "I don't have much to say, I choose plank support!"

The director smiled and said, "I'm sorry, but the priority of the selected projects is determined according to the level of gifts received in the live broadcast room before the deadline of 1 minute."

"The highest level is Buddha Jumping the Wall, and the contestants received are: King Jane! Goddess Su! And the combination of Jiang Jiang!" The director announced one by one.

An accident in Jiangcheng, but he was surprisingly included?

Jiang Xinghao also looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, and almost blurted out "how is that possible", but luckily he pushed it back.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Huang, you fell out of the team, you have to be the last one chosen." The director turned to Huang Daheng.

Huang Daheng hid his face and pretended to cry, causing good-natured laughter in the live broadcast room.

[Ms. Huang, we will crowdfund for you next time!don't cry! 】

[The program team is really bad, how can Mr. Huang compete with the traffic! 】

[Jiangcheng also has it?I suspect this is a script]

【...Probably the local tyrant who bet before sent Jiangcheng up】

[Laughing to death hahaha, forget it, give Jiangcheng a face]

"The four guests who have received Buddha Jump over the Wall will be sorted according to the time they entered the circle, respecting the old and loving the young." The director held up a small speaker, "Please choose the old man Jian Tianwang first, and each person will have two chances to challenge!"

Jane then chose to raise her legs on the spot: "I don't want to surf it simply, but I want to play surfing."

After Jian Sui successfully challenged, Su Nuannuan immediately chose plank support.Although the best option is the speedboat, Bobby will look particularly embarrassed when he jumps in six sets of 36. The goddess wraps up her idol baggage.

Next came Jiangcheng. The bullet screen was staring at Jiangcheng, and many viewers even started another round of betting, betting whether Jiangcheng would choose to raise his legs high and complete the "couple surfing" together with Jane Sui.

Jiang Cheng walked up to the director, and just when the director thought that the other party would choose to raise his legs, he said abruptly, "Director, what do you mean by Buddha jumping over the wall?"

"It's a gift from the audience, but as a friendly reminder, audience fans, please reward rationally and don't over-consume." The director replied.

"Oh yes, let me explain to all the fans in front of the TV, after the platform draws the commission for the gifts you voted for, all the money will belong to the guests in the live broadcast room."

Jiang Cheng responded when he heard the words, and looked at the camera seriously: "Thank you to all the fans and friends who gave me rewards in the live broadcast room."

【Cough, there is actually only one.】

【Not even a fan】

[Jc's expression of thanking him earnestly has a touch of cuteness and humor, but also a touch of sadness]

[Not much to say, just thank you for this, I will support it——Gua Yi gave the host 1x sushi roll]

The platform’s tipping specifications are as follows—sushi rolls are equivalent to one yuan, iron plate squid is twenty, wagyu sukiyaki pot is fifty, black truffle is one hundred, and Buddha jumps over the wall is five hundred.

"Teacher Jiang, please make a choice."

Jiang Cheng ruled it out in twos and twos - it would be unfortunate to be close to Jane, and it was not convenient to squeeze in a narrow double boat with a lady, and the speedboat was the most comfortable.

"I choose Bobby Jump."

The director confirmed it again with some surprise: "Are you sure? If you fail the challenge, you have to drink bitter melon juice!"

"Six teams won't fail the challenge, right?" Jiang Cheng looked at the director suspiciously, his eyes conveyed a layer of information brightly—are you not good at it?

Director: "... Please start the challenge."

You you on the line!

It is not without reason that burpee jumps are known as an excellent and crazy fat-burning movement. It was even used by the United States during World War II to test the physical fitness of recruits. It is said that those who can do more than 1 in one minute are considered excellent.

Of course, the program team did not set the completion time for 6 groups so frantically.

[I'm dying of laughter, I'm afraid Jiang Cheng has never heard of Bobby's jump, right?Confidence ceiling]

[I guess he will get down if he can't do 20]

[The program group is too stupid. After finishing 36 burpees, what program will be recorded later? If you want me, I can postpone it for a day]

[Forget it, it’s better to drink a glass of bitter gourd juice and admit defeat is good for your health]

"Timing begins."

Squats, back kicks, push-ups, push-ups, knee-bending belly jumps, and a vertical jump, Jiang Cheng performed these six split movements completely. The movements looked clean and light, as if no effort was needed. no fee.

Only when these six movements are completed completely can it be a complete and standard burpee jump, but anything that is not attached to the ground cannot be regarded as a standard burpee jump, at best it is simplified.

The program team didn't expect any guest to be able to complete the standard movements. They only planned that as long as the guests could complete the general movements, it would count as one guest, but they didn't expect Jiangcheng to do it so well.

Even the team leader Song Ji-jae nodded, and the translator said, "The team leader said the movement was perfect."

"33, 34, 35, 36! The challenge is successful!" The staff counted at the side, and the voice gradually became excited, "The time is one minute and six seconds!"

Jiang Cheng got up, and Wei Wei greeted the staff: "Thank you for your hard work."

He just listened to the staff counting in his ears, his breathing became more and more rapid, and his voice became higher and higher, the panting sound even covered his own, just listening to him made him feel tired for the other party.

The staff froze for a moment, then subconsciously replied: "No hard work, you're welcome."

After he finished speaking, he realized belatedly—the person who should have worked hard must be Jiang Cheng! ?

Jiang Cheng glanced at the timer. It was one minute and six seconds. Although it was far from his original level, this body has only been intensively trained for 20 days, and it is not bad to have this result.

"The team leader said you are strong." The translator said to Jiang Cheng, and Song Zhizai nodded slightly at him.

Jiangcheng played the traditional virtues of flower growers and said modestly; "There is still a lot of room for improvement."

"Congratulations to Jiangcheng!! Get the qualification to go by speedboat!!" The director blew his whistle excitedly. He originally thought that no one would be able to complete this set of challenges!

The budget was not in vain!pretty!

[Fuck, fuck, I'm so impressed! 】

[If it wasn't for the live broadcast, I would have thought it was awesome to channel the program group! 】

[It's so easy, bobby dance doesn't seem so devilish? 】

[I also have a little doubt]

"Next, please invite guest Jiang Xinghao to challenge the event! Do you have any ideas for challenging the same style?" The director said without hesitation.

Jiang Xinghao nodded slightly: "Then I'll give it a try."

He has also done a lot of strength training, but his body fat is not high, and the coach didn't let him try Bobby, and now seeing that Jiang Cheng finished it so easily, it completely stole his limelight, so he was kicked out by the director. Hooked.

Isn't it just a squat and then lie down and take off, there is no difficult posture.

[Haha, why does Jiang Xinghao seem so determined to win when he talks about giving it a try? 】

[Ordinary but confident ceiling? 】

[The one that was labeled just now has already completed it excellently]

【...that was an accident】

[Let me advise Jiang-style passers-by not to be so double-standard, Jiangcheng is an excellent accident, and our stars will become ceilings? 】

[Oh, is this Jiang-style passerby?Sister Xing Xing is too easy to get stabbed in the heart, right?Passers-by will wait and see]

After Jiang Xinghao finished his first burpee jump, he felt that something was wrong.

When the tenth was reached, the same staff member who was helping to count had quietly rolled his eyes away, and he was counting in his mouth, planning to give Jiang Xinghao two more to pass by, so as not to make the scene too ugly in comparison.

No. 15, Jiang Xinghao's panting sound can be heard clearly even without radio props.

The barrage in Jiang Xinghao's live broadcast room exploded one after another——

【Help, my ears are going deaf. Is this bellows-like panting sound real and unpleasant? ? 】

【I even wonder if Jiang Xinghao has asthma】

[Nonsense, the panting sounds of stars are very sexy, okay?Heizi back away! 】

[Laughing to death, then I suggest you record it as a ringtone, and see if there are enthusiastic passers-by who can call 120 for you]

The director received news from Wang Chen. Obviously, the manager was about to explode, and the negative and mocking comments from passers-by were almost one-sided.

So the director gave him a step, interrupted Jiang Xinghao's challenge and said: "I just received an urgent message from my agent. It turns out that Jiang Jiang has a history of asthma. Don't force it. Your body is the most important thing."

Jiang Xinghao let out a long breath, his face was pale, his makeup was a bit smudged, and he had to cooperate with a sorry and weak look: "I let everyone down."

He clenched his cheeks slightly and looked at Jiang Cheng: "Congratulations."

If Jiang Cheng hadn't deliberately put on a relaxed look, he wouldn't have fallen into this pit!

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, The Stars Are Good! 】

[I'm so pissed off, if Jiang Cheng hadn't challenged this, Xing Xing wouldn't have been forced to cue by the director!Your body is the most important thing, baby! 】

[It's all Jiang Cheng's fault! 】

The director continued: "However, there is still a penalty for failing the challenge. Come, let's serve super concentrated bitter gourd juice!"

I don't know how this cup of bitter gourd juice is made, the color is particularly dark and dark green, the amount is not much, and it is a stuffy small glass.

Jiang Xinghao bit the bullet and drank it in one gulp, and his expression changed immediately. After swallowing it with difficulty, he immediately ran to the side and retched.

Jiang Cheng took a glance, and saw Su Nuannuan, who was closest to him, quickly walked away in three big steps, Jane frowned unobtrusively, and Huang Daheng asked Jiang Xinghao if he was okay with concern.

The director coughed lightly: "Although bitter gourd juice is bitter, but...a good medicine tastes bitter. The program team guarantees that this bitter gourd juice is absolutely natural, does not cause any harm to the body, and is good for health!"

"Let Jiang Jiang calm down first, Mr. Huang, please choose the challenge project first!" The director glanced at Jiang Xinghao who was still retching and dying, and then turned to Huang Daheng.

Huang Daheng did not hesitate: "Plank support!"

So Huang Daheng and Su Nuannuan obtained the qualifications for two-person rubber boats, and after Jiang Xinghao slowed down, all he had to do was raise his legs on the spot x50.

In fact, if Jiang Xinghao directly chose to raise his legs, it would be very easy and he had enough strength to spare. However, the devil Bobby had exhausted his physical strength so much that he could barely raise his legs, and he almost couldn't lift his legs.

Staff: "50 completed! Congratulations to Jiang Jiang and Jian Tianwang for getting the surfboard experience card!"

[Help, this is too watery, at least 50 out of 30 are substandard! 】

[At first I saw that Jiang Xinghao's stage had a sense of metal power, but I didn't expect it to be so weak...a little surprised]

Jane then looked at Jiang Xinghao, who was sweating on his forehead, handed over a tissue, and smirked: "Shall I wipe off the sweat first?"

The smell of your sweat overwhelms me! !

Jiang Xinghao was flattered and took the tissue: "Thank you senior!"

He wiped his sweat with a paper towel, and at the same time looked at Jiang Cheng from an angle that his cameraman couldn't capture, and raised his eyebrows slightly - so what if you stole the limelight!Doesn't the man you have a crush on still take the initiative towards me?

Jiang Cheng received Jiang Xinghao's gaze, saw the other party winking at him, suddenly felt lucky, and thought of the conditions and requirements ordered by his manager——

He looked at Jiang Xinghao, clapped his hands, and gave a thumbs up: "It's great, congratulations on completing it!"

Praise, who wouldn't.

Jiang Cheng ticked a tick in the work list—on the first day of work, Jiang Xinghao praised the achievement of literature.

Jiang Xinghao: "..."

Su Nuannuan let out a "puchi", and immediately pretended to touch up her makeup, and opened the air cushion to cover her face.

Jian Sui then turned her head away from the camera, pinched her thigh hard, and kept her idol character.

The live broadcast room was full of laughter——

[Help, Jiangcheng is being weird, hahahaha why is it so funny! 】

【No, I think he seems very sincere! !Just seriously boasting about the plastic hahahaha]

[Maybe it's to save the good brother's face (Buddha ascends to heaven.jpg)]

[It seems to be worse hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

Huang Daheng has already seated in the rubber boat, and he still doesn't know what happened. He greeted Su Nuannuan loudly: "Sister Su! We are going to set off! Put on the life jacket!"

"Hey, here we come!" Su Nuannuan responded quickly, and when she got the chance, she immediately lifted her foot and left this place of right and wrong.

"Well, please wait a moment." Jiang Cheng called to Su Nuannuan.

Hearing this, Su Nuannuan looked at Jiang Cheng suspiciously, and saw Jiang Cheng took off his windproof jacket.

"Use my coat to block the waves and wind." Jiang Cheng smiled at Su Nuannuan. Although there is a rubber boat, the waves at sea can easily rush into the boat and wet the clothes.

Su Nuannuan was stunned for a moment, she didn't expect that Jiang Cheng would be so meticulous and caring, she was already a little worried about this aspect, Jiang Cheng's initiative to help just helped her heart!

"Then I won't be polite, thank you!"

After Su Nuannuan finished speaking, from the corner of her eye, Jiang Xinghao glanced at Jiang Xinghao, who was "speaking out for her" at the beginning, and saw that the other party was following Jian Sui back and forth at the moment, completely getting into the camera of Jian Sui's live broadcast room.

A person like Su Nuannuan naturally sees through the details. She smiled at Jiangcheng and said, "I'm a little older than you, just call me Sister Nuan."

"Okay." Jiang Cheng agreed.

【Ah, thank you Jiang Cheng for helping our sister avoid embarrassment! ! 】

[From now on, I will not mix with the black melons in Jiangcheng!Thank you Jiangcheng! ! 】

[Suddenly being poked by Jiang Cheng...why do I always think he is decadent and gloomy?Obviously a little beauty in the sun! ! 】

【Tsk, so Jiang Cheng didn't tie up the Heavenly King this time, but instead looked at Su Nuannuan? 】

[Su Nuannuan is in danger, beauty, run, don't be fooled! 】

The barrage was a mess, and the audience who originally thanked Jiangcheng were soon led astray by the "conspiracy theories" that rushed up.

/ / /

The Jiang family invited the Jian family to have afternoon tea together, the elders sat at the same table, and the younger generations also sat at the same table.

Although Jian Xingce has a long seniority, he was driven to the table of Jiang's siblings.

Jiang Jin, Jiang Chi, and his brother, each with a mobile phone, are watching the live broadcast.

"What are you looking at?" Jian Xingce took a glass of wine and sat down.

"Uncle Jian." Jiang Jin, the eldest daughter of the Jiang family, looked over and said hello.

Jian Xingce seldom hangs out with them, and the Jiang family siblings are a little reserved.

Seeing Jian Xingce's question, Jiang Jin explained: "Recently, there was a young man who was about the same age as my younger brother. He used to wear a string of necklaces that my younger brother lost when he was lost, and changed it into a bracelet. My mother thought it might be us. Little brother, so tell us to pay more attention to it."

"It just so happens that this person has a variety show recently, which is in the form of a live broadcast. Don't we just watch it according to the order." Jiang Chi chuckled, and then said: "You also know that every year I send it to Jiang's house and say it's my little brother." There are as many people as there are with two hands.”

Jian Xingce nodded slightly: "If you need help, tell me."

"Thank you Uncle Jian, we know that well." Jiang Jin replied, "Will it affect you if we watch the live broadcast here?"

"You can do whatever you want." Jian Xingce sat in the chair, shaking his wine glass slightly.

Jiang Jin and Jiang Chi lowered the volume slightly, but Jian Xingce still heard an exclamation from the phone: "Congratulations Jiangcheng!..."

"Jiangcheng?" Jian Xingce frowned. This name appeared frequently in his life recently.

Hearing this, Jiang Jin shared her mobile phone screen, and pointed to a tall young man with his slightly long hair tied up on the screen: "Do you know him?"

"Know a little." Jian Xingce narrowed his eyes slightly, but he didn't expect that it was the young man from that night.

Thinking of the relationship between Jian Xingce and Jian Sui, Jiang Chi couldn't help but nodded and said: "Haha yes, he and A Sui have a lot of scandals. But I don't think he is that kind of person watching the live broadcast."

"There are many rumors about him and our family." Jiang Jin reminded his brother.

Jiang Chi shrugged: "There are a lot of people who say it's my brother, so I'd rather he be my brother, anyway, he looks good. Unlike that one, there is no beauty in any makeup."

Jiang Jin: "..."

When Jian Xingce heard what Jiang Chi said, a trace of curiosity and turmoil arose in his heart - he didn't look like that kind of person?Doesn't look like the kind of person who will deliberately calculate?

He asked: "Where to look?"

"Watch the live broadcast? I'll help you." Jiang Chi said immediately.

Jian Xingce: "Thank you."

Jiang Chi registered a new account for Jian Xingce to enter Jiangcheng's live broadcast room, and then reminded: "It's best to turn off the barrage before watching, otherwise it will affect your mood."

Jian Xingce heard the words and paid attention to the words floating on the screen——

[Jiangcheng is annoying, and then I can't post Jane, so I went to lick Su Nuannuan? 】

[Upstairs is so dirty, it's just a gentleman's behavior]

[Kindly remind, once it is pasted by Jiangcheng, it will not be torn off]

【Jiangcheng get out of the entertainment industry】

[Licking everywhere, jc is really the highest level of dog licking]

The screen was full of sarcasm and ridicule, and there were even more dirty words, which made Jian Xingce frowned fiercely.

He also knew something about Jian Sui's scandal object and the ins and outs, and he thought that no matter what, Jiang Cheng wouldn't be so bad-mouthed.

Moreover, facing these barrages, Jian Xingce only had the image of the other party hiding behind him, his eyes flushed from drunkenness and eagerness, and the fox pretending to be a tiger with bared teeth and claws, which could not be connected with those in the barrage at all.

"Is there any way to stop the barrage?" He frowned slightly and asked Jiang Chi.

"What do you mean? Turn off the barrage?" Jiang Chi froze for a moment.

Jiang Jin was the quickest to react: "The tipping of the highest level can clear the barrage for five seconds."

"Oh yes, quite a few fans will use this to maintain order in the live broadcast room, but obviously there are not many fans in Jiangcheng..." Jiang Chi added.

Before he finished speaking, he heard a loud sound of Buddha jumping over the wall from his mobile phone——

[User zbj31233489 gave the anchor 1x Buddha Jumps Over the Wall! 】

five seconds later—

[User zbj31233489 gave the anchor 1x Buddha Jumps Over the Wall! 】

The above was repeated five times.

Jiang Chi opened his mouth in disbelief: "You...know him?"

This kind of local tyrant's behavior will actually appear on Jian Xingce!

Jian Xingce stopped the action of throwing money and prodigal, and said lightly: "Close eyes."

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The author has something to say:

The five days promised yesterday, rounded up to six, hehe~

ps, the situation of the original book has nothing to do with the main plot, so you don’t need to be too entangled, if you are really curious, you can at most add an extra if line (x)

In order to avoid readers getting entangled, let me mention it again, the Jiang family has its own verification for finding cubs, and jxh has never been recognized from the beginning to the end, it is jxh's own wishful thinking, anyway, it will be written later~