Provoking his ex-uncle in Survival Variety Show

The seventh day of provocation

The program team was busy putting on life jackets and protective gear for the guests.

Su Nuannuan and Huang Daheng took a sea rubber boat. The so-called means of transportation were actually the kind of exciting items tied to the back of the speedboat, a bit like a banana boat or something.

Su Nuannuan was even more thankful that Jiangcheng lent her the coat, otherwise, after this trip, would she be so stupid?

Jian Sui and Jiang Xinghao are water skateboards. Jiang Xinghao is a complete novice, so novice training is still needed.

After tossing and tossing for a long time, everything was finally ready—the rubber boat was tied to the back of the speedboat that the staff took, and the surfboard was tied to the back of the speedboat that Jiang Cheng and the team leader took.

Jiang Cheng and the team leader Song Zhizai stayed at the stern at the request of the program crew.

Following the filming pd to prompt the cue process: "We are about to set off! Does Mr. Jiang have anything to say to the two teachers who experience water skateboarding?"

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng thought for a while and said, "Then I'll say something to Jiang Xinghao."

He was a little disappointed to follow the pd, he almost cue Jiangcheng to talk to Jane Tianwang!

When Jiang Xinghao heard Jiang Cheng's words, he thought that the other party wanted to switch places with him - after all, Jian Sui was less than two meters away from him!How close, what a distance at your fingertips!

Jiang Xinghao thought to himself, if Jiang Cheng proposed, then he could consider agreeing.

Jiang Cheng said slowly, "I wish you good luck."

Jiang Xinghao: "..."

It's okay if you don't speak.

Jane then slightly raised her eyebrows and looked at Jiang Cheng, but Jiang Cheng turned a blind eye to him as if he was a transparent person.

It's really interesting, when they hadn't met before, they tied the sky and the earth on the Internet and swore to kill their fiancée, but they were biased, and they were on the same variety show, and they knew they had to avoid suspicion?

He asked with interest: "Then you have nothing to tell me?"

Jiang Cheng looked at Jian Sui in surprise, and said firmly, "No."

Jane then said: "..."

[Big handsome guy, don't take the initiative to get involved! !Don't give it a chance! ! 】

【Heavenly King Jian was lowered, right?Why did he suddenly take the initiative to cue Jiangcheng? 】

【Why does Jiang Cheng have a "don't come here" expression instead! !Are your personalities reversed? ! 】

[I'm so annoyed that Tiantian bb Jiangcheng is not good, so please go to someone else's live broadcast room, okay?What is squatting here in Jiangcheng? 】

[Picture Jiangcheng is a melon field]

[I can't laugh anymore hahaha]

Across the live broadcast room, the younger generation of the Jiang family couldn't help but glance at Jian Sui's uncle's expression.

Jiang Chi hesitated for a moment, and asked Jian Xingce: "Uncle Jian, that, does your nephew have any ideas about Jiangcheng?"

Jian Xingce's face remained unchanged, he took a sip of wine and said lightly, "I have no idea about Jiangcheng."

"Then he..."

Jian Xingce interrupted Jiang Chi's words: "He's just so cheap."

It's not rare when others post it, and he posts it when others don't. Isn't it so cheap?

His eyes fell on Jiang Cheng, and he didn't know why, but he thought of the way he was clutching his sleeve that night with his eyes flushed.

He was sure that Jiang Cheng didn't have the slightest idea about his nephew either.

/ / /

The weather was fine, and the wind and waves blew up, Jiang Cheng's slightly long hair was blown into a mess. He squinted his eyes to see Jiang Xinghao's awkward skateboarding posture for a few seconds, and was a little blinded by the wind, planning to go back to the cabin.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Jiang, please stay on the deck for a while, we still need to get some material!" Jiang Cheng's follow-up PD said hastily.

Jiang Cheng had no choice but to withdraw his foot resentfully, and said helplessly, "Then can you please give me a rubber band?"

The big cameraman took out a rubber band from his pocket. They occasionally use rubber bands to tie props, and they are used to keeping them on their bodies.

Jiang Cheng thanked him, and simply grabbed two handfuls of hair, tied them into a loose ponytail, and immediately saw much clearer vision.

[Suddenly found out that jc tied up his hair, and blamed the little fresh and sunny beauty? 】

[+1 but when I think of what he said, I lower my head for a second]

Next to the team leader, Song Zhizai, turned to Jiangcheng, looked at Jiangcheng, and then spoke to the translator.

The interpreter explained: "Team leader Song asked why you didn't cut your hair short? He thought your hairstyle...is too inconvenient to move around and is not suitable for this show. The same goes for that lady."

The translator paused for a second while flipping through the pages, and said euphemistically.

Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrows slightly when he heard the words: "It's a personal choice, there is no one who is inconvenient to move. Of course, my hair is because my manager doesn't allow me to move."

In the previous life, there were several female soldiers in the team he led, with short hair and long hair, all of them were heroic and capable, and had no influence on the length of their hair.

The translator selectively flipped through the second half of the sentence, and saw the team leader shrug his shoulders and mutter something in a low voice.

"He said, that's fine." The translator laughed dryly.

Jiang Cheng glanced at the team leader with a gloomy expression, turned to the translator and said, "Thank you for your hard work."

The translator was a little surprised to receive Jiang Cheng's reply, as if he understood his embarrassment... as if he understood the conversation between himself and Song Ji-jae.

But soon she threw away this idea again - as far as she knew, Jiang Cheng didn't even finish college, so how could he be able to speak Korean?

Jiang Cheng did understand what Song Ji-jae was saying.

The experience of various international missions in the previous life required him to master multiple languages, including Goryeo.

Song Zhijae's original words were "Such long hair looks like a woman, it affects manhood..." and a series of related "suggestions" behind it.

With the idea that the show had just started recording and he didn't want to arouse internal conflicts at the beginning, Jiang Cheng didn't bother to expose it, and lazily nodded at Song Ji-jae's translator, which was considered to have covered the topic.

With half-long hair of a dull blue flaxen color combed into a small ponytail, which was slightly blown away by the sea breeze, Jiang Cheng stood on the deck leaning on the railing, as beautiful as a painting.

As long as he doesn't open his mouth - following the PD deeply felt this.

Jiang Cheng actually remembered the request of his manager Wang Chen, and it seems that he needs to use his praise at the moment, so——

"Good balance! Awesome!" He praised loudly.

As a result, Jiang Xinghao fell into the waves as if responding.

Jiang Cheng whispered softly: "Hiss, it's too exaggerated..."

Another example: "Okay, okay, hold on! Well done, you are flying, are you going to perform a stunt of jumping into the air? Look forward to it!"

Jiang Xinghao was lifted into the air by the waves, and then plunged into the waves again.

Jiang Cheng still muttered in a low voice: "Oh, it seems that he didn't want to perform. I overestimated him."

The live broadcast room was about to explode into a pot of porridge, Jiang Xinghao's fans all crowded into the live broadcast room in Jiangcheng——

[The yin and yang weirdness when your star sister is deaf?Exaggerating overtly and subtly stepping on tea-making experts? 】

[I knew it was impossible for jc not to be a demon, to be a star without fans? 】

[Don't dare to tie up the king of heaven to stir up the topic, so you start stepping on your ex-teammate? 】

[Jiang Cheng is still pretty, but he has a mouth]

[Indeed, the me in the first second: Haas Haas is so beautiful with long hair, the me in the next second: Jiang Cheng, please stop talking, isn’t xyxf enough hahahaha]

Following the pd can monitor the barrage situation in real time. Seeing that the barrage in the live broadcast room is almost unreadable, he can't help reminding Jiang Cheng: "Mr. Jiang, we are about to dock. Let me check for you whether the radio props are normal."

Jiang Cheng nodded, paused after two seconds, pointed to the little plush ball pinned to his waist and under his neckline and asked, "This is it? Radio props?"

"Yes." Followed the pd and breathed a sigh of relief, Mr. Jiang had noticed its existence.

He secretly reminded: "Our radio props are still very good, even a very slight chewing sound can be included in the live broadcast room."

Jiang Cheng froze slightly when he heard the words, and asked the pd to confirm with a little embarrassment, and said in a breathy voice: "Can you really even hear the sound of chewing? Then why are we whispering like this?"

"It's okay too." Pat PD suppressed the crazily wanting to laugh at the corner of his mouth, and nodded solemnly.

Jiang Cheng: "..."

It's over, will Wang Chen deduct his salary?

Jiang Cheng's expression changes were too obvious and too funny, and the style of painting in the live broadcast room was quickly misled by passers-by, making Jiang Xinghao's fans vomit blood in anger.

——Damn it, how could there be such a pretentious person!

Jian Xingce looked at the magnified confusion and obvious embarrassment of the young people in the live broadcast room, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly.

Such a stupid person shouldn't have the scheming to deliberately run up to him to perform a play.

"Hahahahahahahahahaha haha ​​haha ​​haha ​​haha ​​to death, Jiangcheng's guy is so interesting!" Jiangchi beside Jiangchi suddenly burst into laughter, interrupted the arc of Jian Xing's lips.

Jiang Jin: "...I'm sorry, Uncle Jian, I disturbed you, so I'll take him away right away."

"It's okay." Jian Xingce found that when watching the live broadcast, it was interesting to have a human figure broadcasting the barrage beside him.

He looked at Jiangcheng who had already landed on the screen. Among the guests, only Jiangcheng was refreshed and not at all embarrassed. The others were more or less wet by the waves.

Especially Jiang Xinghao, he was drenched all over, his hair was limp against his scalp, and his previous cool guy look was all ruined, so he was lucky that the makeup was waterproof and he didn't get too dizzy.

[Suddenly discovered...Jiang Xinghao actually likes makeup and hair, and now he looks like this among a group of handsome men and beauties, and he is almost inferior at once]

[I saw him and jc's face value comparison post before, the black picture of jc in it was blurred and sharpened, tsk tsk, it turned out to be his ex-teammate]

【Take away my brother and don't make an appointment】

[Hurry up and take it away, it's not rare]

【…】

Wang Chen almost fainted from watching it through the live broadcast room, what's the point of competing with Jiang Cheng! ?

Now, the hot words about Jiang Xinghao on the forum have all become "slamming the street", "eating waves in tricks", "wet body", "Jiangcheng"...

Wang Chen's big heart could hardly take it anymore.

Jiang Xinghao's face was even more ugly at this moment. Aside from his appearance, the leather pants he was wearing were wet with waves and sweat, as if they were tightly stuck to his legs, stuffy and sticky, as if there were countless warm baby stickers His legs are full, and the temperature at this moment is no less than midsummer!

He suddenly understood why Jiang Cheng showed such an inexplicable look when he saw him for the first time. Jiang Cheng knew that such a predicament would arise early on, but he just waited to see his jokes!

"Teachers who need to change their wet clothes, please come here. The crew has prepared uniform uniforms for all the teachers!" the director called out with a small horn.

Except for Jiang Cheng, everyone changed out. The crew prepared a camouflage set of long trousers and short sleeves. It can't be said to be ugly, but it really has nothing to do with aesthetics.

Su Nuannuan returned the coat to Jiang Cheng. Compared with Huang Daheng who was sitting in the same rubber boat, she looked like Huang Daheng who had taken a bath. Only her upper body was a little wet, so she also changed out.

She looked at Jiang Cheng, and thanked him even more: "Thanks to you for lending me your coat, otherwise I'm afraid I will suffer. Your coat is all wet."

"It's okay, just wring it out." Jiang Cheng said nonchalantly, shook the water out of the jacket, removed the inner liner, and wrung out a pile of water.

This coat was not matched by Wang Chen, but a private suit he picked out by himself after knowing the situation of the variety show.

When Wang Chen saw his clothes, he didn't have any opinion at all—it was too plain and unpretentious to compete with Jiang Xinghao for the limelight.

But now who would have thought that compared to the team uniform prepared by the program team, Jiangcheng's suit could be regarded as good-looking.

The brand processing factory of this suit is the same factory as the military protective equipment, and it is very good at making this kind of functional outdoor clothing.

The fabric of the jacket is waterproof, even if the inner liner is wet, it is also a quick-drying material, and it will dry as soon as it is twisted. When the time comes, it will be warmed by a little fire, and the upper body will be warm immediately.

Su Nuannuan reached out and touched it in amazement, it was like magic: "It's really almost done! Which brand sponsored it? It's really good. ——Oh no, can I mention it?"

She turned to the program group, and the director made a casual gesture.

"The brand is called Breaking Waves, I bought it myself." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "You like it? But it doesn't match your dressing style."

"Next time I come to this variety show, I will wear this brand." Su Nuannuan brushed her wet forehead hair, and squinted at the director, "Who knows if the show crew will become more serious next time."

"Besides, your outfit looks better than mine, right?" She pointed to her short-sleeved trousers, and her disgust almost jumped out of the screen.

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng took a serious look and nodded, "That's true."

Director: "..." He could hear it.

[I searched quickly!so cheap!Inexpensive and practical! !Sisters, I'm rushing, you can do whatever you want! 】

[Never thought that one day I would be planted by jc...]

[The goddess has been planted by Jiangcheng, we are nothing hahaha]

[Polang, have you watched the live broadcast!Hurry up and sponsor a set of clothes for Jiangcheng, hello! !Don’t let people pay for it themselves hahahaha]

"Guests, please gather here! From now on, all guests will officially enter the wilderness, and the program team will announce the rules of survival in the wilderness for everyone!"

The director waited until everyone had changed their clothes and put on their makeup again, then raised the small horn and began to play.

The five guests lined up in a row, well-behaved.

"Since this is your first time participating in the Little Wilderness, the program team will provide tents for the first night's accommodation on the first day. As for the next few days, you need to solve the accommodation problem by yourself."

"The program team will provide you with some survival props, but you need to rely on the popularity of the live broadcast room to unlock them! The higher the popularity, the higher the level of survival props that can be unlocked. Welcome everyone to actively redeem them in our wilderness shop!"

"Finally, announce the goal of this mission. This is a survival challenge, that is, to survive on this uninhabited island for four days and three nights is a success! Since this round is the first stop in the wilderness, the program team will provide novice guidance services , follow the whole process, and release the auxiliary stage task links for everyone to successfully complete the goal!"

"Now, five guests and our team leader, Song Ji-jae, will solve the tasks of dinner and tent building before the sun goes down! The tools you need can be exchanged at any time in the wilderness shop."

Jiang Cheng was obviously relieved after hearing this, at least he prepared a tent tonight, otherwise, it would be really not easy to find a place to stay in such a short time.

"There is more than an hour left before the sun goes down. Will it be a bit rushed to do so many things? If it is dark and it is not finished, I am afraid it will be a little dangerous..." While Jiang Cheng was obviously relieved, Jiang Xinghao acted as everyone A thoughtful voice came out.

Song Zhizai interrupted Jiang Xinghao's words. He stood upright in front of everyone, and immediately distributed tasks: "Instead of talking about these useless words, please act now. Please Mr. Jiang Xinghao and Mr. Jiang Cheng to find food with me, Su Nuannuan Madam and Mr. Huang Daheng stayed in the camp to set up tents, and finally asked Mr. Jian Sui to complete the fire."

Huang Daheng warmed up: "Jiang Jiang's worries are also normal, but I think we can always complete it with a large number of people! Come on!"

Jiang Xinghao forced a smile, and before he could say a few more words, he was urged by Song Zhizai to act quickly: "Don't dawdle, move, and exchange your props, Mr. Jiang Xinghao!"

Jiang Xinghao: "..."

Su Nuannuan glanced at Jiang Xinghao whose complexion suddenly darkened. She covered her mouth and smiled, and turned to Jiang Chengdao: "Then it's hard work. We'll take care of our dinner today!"

Jiang Cheng nodded slightly.

Program group: "Jiang Xinghao's live broadcast room has 93 viewers, and can be exchanged for flints, hunting knives, fishing lines (including hooks), cauldrons, etc. Please choose!"

Jiang Cheng's eyes lit up when he heard the props reported by the program group, it's really good!Hopefully he can be half as good as that.

Jiang Xinghao chose the flint and steel. He knew that Jian Sui was assigned to make a fire, and it would be much easier to have the flint and steel. After he exchanged it, he handed over the flint and steel to Jian Sui.

"Fire in the wild is the best way to ensure safety, and there are women in the camp, so I chose flint and steel, hoping to start a fire as soon as possible." Jiang Xinghao explained to the camera.

[emmmm Having said that, I think this operation is still very confusing, so what tools will he use to find food then? 】

[The stars are also for the overall situation]

[That's right, otherwise, do you want King Jane to drill wood to make fire? 】

[I still think it smells like licking a dog (spread hands)]

"There are 12 viewers in the Jiangcheng live broadcast room, which can be exchanged for tinder, utility knife, and long rope. Please choose!"

Jiang Cheng twitched the corner of his mouth, guessing that he would have fewer props to choose from, but the gap was really distressing.

"A utility knife," Jiang Cheng said.

[Help, the comparison is too tragic. Although I am not a fan of Jiangcheng, I really feel distressed hhhh]

[One is to give up the tools, and the other is to have so few options... I am starting to worry about whether they can have dinner tonight]

[Laughing, everyone, look at the expression on Jiang Xinghao's face! !It’s just death staring hahahaha]

[If you want me, I will... This is simply a pig teammate, sos]

[The misery is still miserable in Jiangcheng. It turns out that low popularity will be directly reflected in the selection of props, which will directly increase the difficulty of survival! 】

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The author has something to say:

The opening utility knife is [-] million worse than brother Lu next door (dog head)