Provoking his ex-uncle in Survival Variety Show

eighth day of provocation

Jiang Cheng held the utility knife he had exchanged for. Don't underestimate this brand new utility knife, it has many uses.

"I'll fix it first," he said.

Song Zhizai looked at Jiangcheng suspiciously when he heard the words, wondering what kind of medicine this Chinese man sold in his gourd.

Jiang Cheng used a utility knife to sharpen the end of a thick and long branch first—it took two blades just to sharpen it, and he put away the blunt blade: "Maybe it will still be useful."

The remaining intact art blades were deeply knocked into the tip of the branch by Jiang Cheng, which at first glance looked like a rough version of a mace.

There are about a dozen sharp but short blades, and the exposed tip may be only half a centimeter long, and I don't know what it can be used for.

Seeing the long wooden stick in Jiang Cheng's hand, Song Zhizai couldn't help grinning: "I don't think it will be of much use. In essence, they are still useless art blades, and even you have made them even more useless. "

Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders, not paying attention to Song Ji-jae's evaluation: "Just wait and see, at least it's still a path-finding stick."

"As long as you're happy." Song Zhizai said.

The barrage is not optimistic either——

[Originally rounding up was considered a knife, but now it is really a waste]

[It's over, it's over, I really don't have a tool]

[The team leader probably didn't take utility knives seriously in the first place, and he didn't feel bad after watching Jiangcheng go hahahaha]

【really】

After Jiang Chengxi picked up a path-finding stick, the group walked into the old forest on the island.

"When I participated in international rescue operations, I often encountered tourists wandering on such islands." Song Zhizai quickly entered the role of team leader and guide, knowing how to add shots for himself.

He talked eloquently, "In fact, every year we receive hundreds of such related cases, and the number of tourists who are still missing is as many as thousands."

"...Now we only have a utility knife in our hands. How to obtain food in such a situation requires rich experience in wild survival and a solid foundation of wild knowledge. I will try my best to show you one by one."

[Okay, okay, I know you are experienced and knowledgeable, let's get to the point, don't let me get sleepy! 】

[It's the first time I've seen someone boasting like this...so embarrassing that my scalp tingles]

[Maybe Oppa doesn’t know that in Greater China, humility is a virtue, and boasting is not popular]

Song Zhizai heard the urging of the program group in his ears, he frowned, gave a soft "呲", turned his back to the camera showing a touch of impatience, covered the receiver with small movements and didn't know what he said, and saw the translation expression appeared A trace of embarrassment.

He led Jiang Cheng and Jiang Xinghao deep into the old forest.

Although the program group has a scripted process, specific actions such as finding food and water sources are all based on real performance.

In order to avoid mistakes, Song Ji-jae bought the staff in advance, got the route arrangement, and knew where there would be food.

Song Zhizai led the team and walked forward for a while, as if he was on a hurry, and there was no lack of some popular sciences filled with him while walking-mainly science popularization on his past experiences.

He was talking vigorously, when he suddenly heard Jiang Cheng's voice, and stopped:

"These mounds..."

Song Zhizai was interrupted, with some dissatisfaction in his tone, but he still restrained himself and asked politely: "What's the matter, Mr. Jiangcheng? We don't have much time. We must find food as soon as possible and return to the camp. There is no time to waste here."

"So you can't let go of the chance of food on the road, can you?" Jiang Cheng smiled when he heard the words, raised his eyebrows high, and asked unceremoniously, "You seem to know a destination, as if there There must be food?"

Song Zhizai's face suddenly sank, and he smirked dryly: "Why? I just don't think there's food here."

Jiang Cheng let out an "oh" and didn't say any more, but used the "mace" in his hand to smash the mound of dirt at his feet.

The mound of soil was tight, but the stick head remodeled by Jiangcheng was like a rough version of a shovel head, and it loosened a lot after a few poundings.

Song Zhizai frowned impatiently, not knowing what Jiangcheng was going to do, and when he was about to urge him again, his pupils shrank violently!

I saw a lot of black ants suddenly come out of the mound that was smashed up by Jiangcheng!

Jiang Xinghao took a deep breath, and quickly took two steps back: "Oh my god! What are you doing, Jiangcheng! You've stabbed into an ant's nest!!"

Song Ji Jae suddenly realized what Jiang Cheng was going to do——

"It's just to smash the ant nest." Jiang Cheng grinned slightly. The existence of the "mace" just prevented him from groping for the ant nest with his hands.

He gently swept away the mound of soil and the army of ants with the tip of his stick. With the help of this modified "mace stick", the mound of soil that was originally very solid was easily excavated. Jiangcheng searched for it for five or six minutes.

This time Song Ji Jae didn't urge him again.

"Found it!" Jiang Cheng whispered, showing a hint of a smile, and saw clusters of small white things that looked like rice grains appearing under the camera under the cleaning of his stick.

The small and dense "rice grains" are crowded into a pile, and occasionally there are a few bulging ones, which are as big as a thumb, scattered here and there.

Jiang Xinghao swallowed: "What is this?"

"Ant eggs, the smaller ones are worker eggs, and the larger ones are reproductive eggs, which are equivalent to... the successors of the queen." Jiang Cheng explained casually, but Jiang Xinghao, who was next to him, was not calm when he heard it, and his face turned blue.

Jiang Cheng raised his eyes and looked around, and quickly found a fairly clean broad leaf. He took it and filled it with several handfuls of ant eggs, and folded it into a bulging and tight leaf bag.

"Be careful, this is the queen ant." Jiang Cheng carefully picked up a fat and thick brown giant ant queen with the end of a stick, and put part of the ant nest back into the dirt pit that was swept away, "Place it When they come back, the ant colony will follow, and they will find another nest nearby and reproduce again."

In this way, their human influence is almost reduced to negligible-even a heavy rain may wash away the mound.

[Long knowledge, can still do this]

[Caojiang City is easy to understand, and why is Ouba next to him suddenly dumb? 】

[Although... I want to know why Jiangcheng is looking for ant eggs?An ominous premonition is coming]

[Is there anyone who doesn't know my famous dish Ant Eggs! !Amway! ! 】

【? ? 】

Jiang Cheng stabbed another mound in exactly the same way, but that mound looked like an abandoned ant nest, and it was empty inside.

"It's rewarding to dig these out." Satisfied, Jiang Cheng looked at Song Ji-jae, "Isn't it a waste of time?"

"Wait, what do you mean, what are you going to use these ant eggs for?" Jiang Xinghao had an ominous premonition in his heart.

Song Zhizai ignored Jiang Xinghao.

He looked at Jiang Cheng and had no choice but to admit, "Very good observation skills..."

He didn't want to boast too much, so he changed the subject and said to the camera: "Ant eggs contain 8 kinds of amino acids necessary for the human body, and the protein content is as high as 40.00% to 1%. It contains vitamins B2, B3, B14, C, D, E Wait, there are [-] trace elements needed by the human body..."

Jiang Cheng interrupted Song Zhizai's output of textbooks, simply and rudely: "The nutritional value is high, and the key is that it can be eaten raw, which is very convenient."

Jiang Xinghao: "..."

He must have heard it wrong, eat it raw?ah?Ant eggs?ah? ?

[I'll just ask the person upstairs who talked about famous dishes, have you never thought about eating them raw? 】

【...No really, I was negligent】

[Gan secret horror is gone! ! What kind of devil is jc?]

[My god, do the other guests at the camp know what their dinner will be? ? 】

[I can't do it, I'm about to throw up——]

[I bet if a Buddha jumps over the wall, he won't really eat it! ! 】

Jiang Cheng condensed the grass and vines that can be seen everywhere into a rope, tied the bundle of ant egg leaf bags, and held them directly in his hand.

Song Zhizai looked at Jiangcheng, and then at the heavy package in Jiangcheng's hand, feeling a little uncomfortable—he was obviously the team leader, why did this person find the food first?

He is eager to compare, and he wants to go to the food place arranged by the program group as soon as possible, so as to win a round in front of the live camera.

However, not long after burying their heads on the road, there was another light voice from the other side of Jiangcheng: "Leader Song."

"What's the matter?" Song Zhizai took a deep breath, stopped and turned to look over.

——I saw Jiang Cheng squatting in a bush, not knowing what he was looking for.

"I want to consult you, can this be eaten?" He pulled away piles of fallen leaves and soil, revealing the pine cones and berries buried underneath.

Song Zhizai was taken aback, the dark berries piled up into a small slope, it was like food falling from the sky!

"Eatable." Song Zhizai had to admit that this is the most common edible berry in the wild, and it is the favorite of animals such as monkeys and squirrels.

It's too abrupt for this bunch to appear here!It's neatly stacked... It's like a spare food specially stocked up for them!

Song Zhizai immediately realized——Jiangcheng cheated!No wonder I was able to bump into such a rare ingredient as ant eggs just now!

A layer of ecstasy quickly surfaced in his heart, he knew how these weak chickens and little white-faced Chinese could possibly compare to him!

"Mr. Jiangcheng, I hope you can understand that this is a real variety show for survival, and any method of cheating to obtain food to survive is not advisable!" Song Zhizai's face sank, and at the same time he looked at Jiangcheng's follower pd, "I hope this can be fed back to the director team truthfully, and admit the guest's cheating behavior and confiscate the ingredients he cheated on!"

There was an uproar in the barrage!

[Come on, blame it, blame it, why confiscate it!I see that the team leader didn’t find anything to eat]

[Speechless, this cheating is a bit obvious, it's embarrassing to be abroad]

[The program group will cover up the props a little next time, shall we?We all understand, really]

Subconsciously contacted the director with the filming pd, the director responded blankly: "We didn't arrange food there?"

Jiang Cheng sneered, and looked at the leader of the righteous Lingran: "Look around carefully before making a conclusion. Cheating? I don't know what extra arrangements the program team has. But you are so clear, does it mean that you know what?"

Song Zhizai's face froze, and he quickly reacted, denying it flatly: "Mr. Jiangcheng, please don't talk about irrelevant things!"

"Okay, then I'll discuss the matter and tell you clearly." Jiang Cheng was too lazy to argue with him, so he waved directly to the cameraman, "Brother cameraman, please come over and take a picture of this trail, I think the audience in the live broadcast room should be able to clearly A clear line of demarcation is seen between the shrub-covered greens, evidence of the frequent passage of small animals."

"At the same time, here, some dark, fingernail-sized particles can also be seen scattered on the grass roots. These are obviously the feces of small animals, and they will use their feces to plan their territories."

"If it were monkeys, there would be far more droppings than what we see now, so I'm partial to small mammals like squirrels. They stockpile berry food around their territory and often forget to hide it. Where."

"If you look closely at this bush, you can see that it has been turned over, so I tried to rummage around, and found this pile of berries that looked fresh. Maybe this is a little guy just A new stacked warehouse." Jiang Cheng said to the camera, and then looked at Song Zhizai.

Song Zhizai only felt that Jiang Cheng's glance seemed to be provocative, and his face suddenly flushed when he saw it.

In fact, after hearing the explanation from the translator, he knew very well in his heart that Jiangcheng's observation and analysis were correct, but he was so lucky that he found a bunch of hoarded berries, which looked like props.

——In that case, don't blame him for being rude, anyway, there is no basis for what he said, and most people would tend to think that these are props arranged by the program group.

"You sound good, but this is the wilderness, how can we have such good luck..." Song Zhizai said, crossing his chest and looking down at Jiang Cheng who was squatting in the bushes.

Before he could finish his sentence, he suddenly dropped a pine cone above his head, and it hit Song Zhizai's forehead impartially!

Song Zhizai screamed in pain, his forehead turned red quickly, he looked up bitterly, but he didn't expect that there was a red-bellied squirrel climbing on the branch above his head!

The squirrel also seemed to be frightened stupid, its two front paws still maintained the previous movement of holding the pine cone, and a pair of black bean-like eyes stared at a group of "uninvited guests" under the tree.

Jiang Cheng was taken aback when he saw this, and then he couldn't help laughing. God was helping him: "It's over, the stolen goods were taken."

Hearing the sound, the red-bellied squirrel scurried into the branches of the tree with a "squeak", and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

Jiang Cheng withdrew his gaze and turned to Song Zhizai: "What did you just say?"

Song Ji Jae: "..."

Damn luck!

He said gruffly, "Nothing."

The follow-up PD also followed closely: "We confirmed with the director that this is not a backup source of food arranged by the program group, but the ingredients that Mr. Jiang obtained formally with his excellent observation and analysis skills. There is no cheating."

Jiang Cheng opened the corner of his mouth and looked at Song Zhizai: "Should you say something?"

Song Zhizai's temples twitched violently, his lips moved twice, and he choked out three hard words: "I'm sorry."

"Okay, I accept." Jiang Cheng said briskly.

Song Zhizai paused for a moment and said in a strange tone: "...It seems that Mr. Jiang Cheng has done a lot of homework for this variety show."

"Oh no, this is just some basic common sense in the field." Jiang Cheng smiled, and lightly threw it back with Song Ji-jae's original words at the beginning.

Flower growers, flower growers, keep in mind that humility is a virtue!

The translator tried his best to translate Jiangcheng's original words while suppressing a smile, and saw Song Zhizai's face darken instantly.

[Use magic to defeat magic!pretty! 】

[Suddenly fell in love with the yin and yang of Jiangcheng hahaha]

[jc: Do you want me to teach you how to be a team leader]

【Grass!This reversal is something I never expected!Who is cool?I'm so excited! 】

【That little squirrel is a stroke of genius! ! !Without it, Jiang Cheng would really be dumb and eat Coptis chinensis】

[So can we give our family a little more trust?Don’t let that Korean man just say bad things, okay?]

[Unexpectedly, Jiangcheng is also a fan of Discovery Channel, hahaha]

【Am I the only one who is so cute by the little squirrel?Really? I was so scared that I dropped the melons. jpg hahaha]

[Little baby's stockpile of food will be taken away, suddenly feeling distressed]

The Jiang family was also watching through the live broadcast room, and Jiang Chi couldn't help but slapped the table: "Tianxiu! Show the Koreans a good look! What cheating, dirty thoughts will only think of cheating!"

Jiang Jin also nodded in agreement with relief, with a little smile in his eyes, happy for Jiangcheng to win the round.

Jian Xingce narrowed his eyes slightly, hiding some doubts——

Not to mention the adaptation and adaptability of existing tools at the beginning, but the detailed environmental observation of small mammals and the ability of comprehensive analysis are all professional and excellent.

This must be based on the premise of extremely rich outdoor experience. Even, such a professional and special ability, even the international rescue team may not be able to do it so well.

——How did Jiangcheng do it?

He couldn't help looking at the other party again, and he developed a curiosity and interest in Jiang Cheng that he didn't realize, and at the same time, he was a little vigilant——

A young man who suddenly came into my sight, wonderfully intersects with his life, and at the same time is such a contradictory individual.

Others said that Jiang Cheng was delusional, a useless vase, gloomy and self-closing, but he clearly saw the vitality and cunning in the other party's eyes that night, flustered and calm, and now... like another person again.

Jian Xingce watched the live broadcast room with great interest.

It wasn't until I went back to have dinner at night. At the dinner table, Mr. Jian was quite surprised to see that his son, who had grown up in a disciplined manner since he was a child, actually watched the live broadcast while eating? !

Is the sun coming out in the west?Attracted by what beauty? !

Mr. Jian leaned his head and looked curiously, and saw a young man squatting by the seaside washing some white things.

"What is this? Why are you washing this? What are you looking at?" Mr. Jane was curious.

"Ant eggs, you can eat them. Survive in the wilderness." Jian Xingce said once, concisely.

Mr. Jane: "..." Nizi!Destroy his appetite! !

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Teacher Jiang not only eats by himself, but also takes everyone to eat together

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