Professor, you looked at me...
Chapter 7 The Logic of Desperate Rescue
"Severus, don't you want to explain?" Dumbledore quickly gave Snape the right to speak, he urgently needed someone to explain things to him!
— Snape didn't say that Harry had really gone nuts when he sent him the message to come over!
"What if I say I don't want to explain?" Snape looked at Dumbledore expressionlessly.It will take some time for him to accept this kind of thing, so now he doesn't want to relive all the things that just happened by explaining to Dumbledore.
"..." Dumbledore felt so powerless for the first time.
"Hey, Rex, who is this kid?" Andrea stretched out her claws to grab Rex's trouser legs, and asked, "Why are you so afraid of him?"
"...He is the headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Witchcraft and Wizardry, the most magical person in the book!" Rex let go of Snape's neck, knelt down and hugged Snape's thigh, and bit his ear with Andrea , "And this person is too cold-blooded, he can kill me in minutes for reasons such as world peace... I don't feel safe!"
"World peace?" Andrea's face was full of blankness. "What does world peace have to do with him? Isn't that a matter of United Interstellar?"
"Oh, I'll tell you about this later," Rex said in a low voice, "In short, with his magic, if he doesn't like me, he can kill me with a blink of an eye."
——When he saw the ending of "Harry Potter", he was completely shocked by Dumbledore's plan. This method of fattening a pig and putting poison on the pork to send it to the enemy really made him accept inability.
Therefore, after learning the ending, Rex automatically put Dumbledore in the column of people who can never be trusted.
……
Andrea looked at Dumbledore in confusion, half understanding.
"Really?" Dumbledore smiled and winked at Rex, and said with a smile, "I didn't know that my wink would be so powerful."
Snape: "..." Hey, is there something wrong with your focus?Shouldn't it be surprising that this cat can talk? !
"..." Rex hugged Snape's thigh, buried his face in Snape's... some soft spot, pretending to be dead.
"..." Snape tried desperately to push Rex's head away, but with little success.
……
"What's your name?" Andrea looked at Dumbledore, "Yes, don't look at me like that, I'm asking you, little brat."
"...Are you asking me?" The smile on Dumbledore's face was a little stiff.
"Of course." Andrea walked in front of Snape, trying to block Rex behind with her petite body, "Are you a hundred years old?"
"...I am exactly 140 and five years old this year."
"Really?" Andrea's cat showed a disdainful look on her face, "Then you are just my fraction. I am 140 years old this year."
Dumbledore: "..." Such an age gap made him feel a lot of pressure.
"Who are you...?" Dumbledore asked himself, deciding not to count on Snape, who was fighting Rex's big head.
"We come from the Kate planet in another time and space," Andrea swayed her big, fluffy tail like a broom gracefully, "Because one of you here opened a space-time rift, so you sucked Rex here, I'm here Find him."
"Cracks in time and space?" Dumbledore couldn't help frowning, the three deep wrinkles between his brows highlighted his real age, "Do you know who made it?"
"I don't know," Andrea said, "But as long as we kill that person, we can go back."
"Really?" Dumbledore's blue eyes met Andrea's light blue cat eyes, and asked, "What about Harry? Where did he go?"
"How would I know?" Andrea wagged her tail impatiently, "It was the people on your side who did these things and caused the loss to me and Rex, if you want to know who you are looking for Where are you going? It’s better to find the spell caster instead of embarrassing us for no reason!”
"I agree," Dumbledore smiled slightly, "Does dear Miss Cat have any hints about the caster?"
"First, his magic is very strong, otherwise he would not be able to open such a big space-time rift for Rex to pass through," Andrea said slowly, "Second, since Rex is attached to this body , it means that this body was very close when that person opened the space-time rift—or in other words, it was the closest person, so the target of the caster should be on the original body.”
"It makes sense," Dumbledore smiled politely, "don't worry about this, I will hurry up and find the caster."
"Well," Andrea replied, "Remember to let us know when you find it, it's a matter of life and death after all."
"Human life is at stake?" Dumbledore was surprised.
"Of course," Andrea shook her fur, "If you find that person, you'll have to kill him right away! I'm aging in this time and space... Oh my God! I'm already falling Hairy!"
"Leah...you used to shed hair too," Rex said as he took his face off the flesh of Snape's ass. "I've already had several scarves knitted from your wool."
"But I'm falling faster now!" Andrea carefully counted the red hairs on the ground, "Oh no! I can't just die like this! I want to go back to Planet Kate quickly! Hey, that one over there Little kid over 100 years old, hurry up and find someone!"
"...I see," Dumbledore stood up, picked up the small lemon cookie on the table, and was about to leave, "Your name is Rex?" He looked at the man who put his face on Snape's butt again People... felt that their eyes were cruelly fried by the scene in front of them.
"Huh?" Rex hid behind Snape and looked at Dumbledore with pitiful and innocent eyes.
"...Nice to meet you," Dumbledore said quickly, resisting the desire to touch his forehead, "Can you tell me something about when you just woke up? Also, how did you know me ?”
"...that's where I woke up in the cupboard at number four, Privet Drive." Rex hugged him closer, and even Snape could feel his tension, "I know you because I... …That's what Sev said!"
"...Change your name to me!" Snape was still pushing Rex's head, the veins on his forehead were throbbing violently, but he miraculously did not say that he had a prophecy that Rex had said before ability thing.
……
So Rex deliberately rubbed Snape's thigh in order to express his joy and gratitude.
Snape: "..."
"...Severus, Rex seems to like you very much?" Dumbledore shifted his gaze to Snape, with an inexplicable look in his eyes.
"This is your illusion!" Snape denied righteously, he took a deep breath slowly, and was about to explain how much he didn't like Rex in detail at a speed of 1 words per minute when--
Rex spoke up: "Of course I like Sif! We've done what couples do!"
"Cough, cough, cough, cough——" This was Snape who was so angry when he heard Rex's words before he finished his breath, he almost carried him back in one breath.
"..." This is the first time Dumbledore, who has lived for most of his life, has discovered that the world can be so mysterious and can't say anything.
"Woo... a total of 150 hairs have fallen out... woo, I want to go home, I want to go home... blah..." This is Andrea who is still out of the situation. ==
"What I said is true," Rex's eyes widened, and he looked at Dumbledore with pure innocence, "I asked Andrea, and she said that only couples can do that kind of thing , me and Sev have already done it, so we are husband and wife now."
Snape: "..." Don't stop him, don't anyone stop him!He's going to kill that cat!
"...Severus, is this...really?" Dumbledore looked at Snape slowly, as if wanting his denial.But it was clear that Snape's flushed cheeks and ears had dashed Dumbledore's last hope.
"No-yes-!" Snape gritted his teeth and said, "Do you believe this--obviously insane--not even human at all--stupid, ignorant stuff?!"
Dumbledore: "..." Actually, I didn't believe it at first, but... Severus, your performance made me—I have to believe... Otherwise, why do you say you are blushing?I've known you for over 20 years and I haven't seen you blush yet!
"Dumbledore, what kind of eyes do you have?!" Professor Snape couldn't help roaring.
"...Severus, even though Rex is a bit older, his body is still young, you... restrain yourself." Dumbledore said with a strong hint, "Also, Severus, put your Withdraw your wand, you can't beat mine."
……
Snape: "..." Can he take out his wand and commit suicide? !
……
"I'm not young anymore," Rex couldn't help retorting, "I'll be an adult next year! And Sev and I are...uh—"
Snape covered Rex's mouth with a dark face, smiled slightly, showing his dark white teeth, and said word by word: "Shut up!"
Rex: "..." Nodding obediently.
"...Rex, I'm leaving," Dumbledore tried hard to put a smile on his face, "If you need anything, you can come to me directly."
Rex, whose mouth was covered, looked at Dumbledore and blinked.
Dumbledore didn't care what Rex meant, he walked out of the room quickly when he saw this, and closed the door considerately, leaving the ward to Rex and Snape.
……
No one spoke for a while, Rex was so bored, he turned his head to look at Snape, saw that he was also looking at him, couldn't help but bend the corners of his eyes, and happily stuck out his tongue to lick Snape. Pu's palm.
"..."
Snape calmly put down his hand and took out his wand...
Clear water is like a spring, clear water is like a spring, clear water is like a spring, clear water is like a spring...
— Snape didn't say that Harry had really gone nuts when he sent him the message to come over!
"What if I say I don't want to explain?" Snape looked at Dumbledore expressionlessly.It will take some time for him to accept this kind of thing, so now he doesn't want to relive all the things that just happened by explaining to Dumbledore.
"..." Dumbledore felt so powerless for the first time.
"Hey, Rex, who is this kid?" Andrea stretched out her claws to grab Rex's trouser legs, and asked, "Why are you so afraid of him?"
"...He is the headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Witchcraft and Wizardry, the most magical person in the book!" Rex let go of Snape's neck, knelt down and hugged Snape's thigh, and bit his ear with Andrea , "And this person is too cold-blooded, he can kill me in minutes for reasons such as world peace... I don't feel safe!"
"World peace?" Andrea's face was full of blankness. "What does world peace have to do with him? Isn't that a matter of United Interstellar?"
"Oh, I'll tell you about this later," Rex said in a low voice, "In short, with his magic, if he doesn't like me, he can kill me with a blink of an eye."
——When he saw the ending of "Harry Potter", he was completely shocked by Dumbledore's plan. This method of fattening a pig and putting poison on the pork to send it to the enemy really made him accept inability.
Therefore, after learning the ending, Rex automatically put Dumbledore in the column of people who can never be trusted.
……
Andrea looked at Dumbledore in confusion, half understanding.
"Really?" Dumbledore smiled and winked at Rex, and said with a smile, "I didn't know that my wink would be so powerful."
Snape: "..." Hey, is there something wrong with your focus?Shouldn't it be surprising that this cat can talk? !
"..." Rex hugged Snape's thigh, buried his face in Snape's... some soft spot, pretending to be dead.
"..." Snape tried desperately to push Rex's head away, but with little success.
……
"What's your name?" Andrea looked at Dumbledore, "Yes, don't look at me like that, I'm asking you, little brat."
"...Are you asking me?" The smile on Dumbledore's face was a little stiff.
"Of course." Andrea walked in front of Snape, trying to block Rex behind with her petite body, "Are you a hundred years old?"
"...I am exactly 140 and five years old this year."
"Really?" Andrea's cat showed a disdainful look on her face, "Then you are just my fraction. I am 140 years old this year."
Dumbledore: "..." Such an age gap made him feel a lot of pressure.
"Who are you...?" Dumbledore asked himself, deciding not to count on Snape, who was fighting Rex's big head.
"We come from the Kate planet in another time and space," Andrea swayed her big, fluffy tail like a broom gracefully, "Because one of you here opened a space-time rift, so you sucked Rex here, I'm here Find him."
"Cracks in time and space?" Dumbledore couldn't help frowning, the three deep wrinkles between his brows highlighted his real age, "Do you know who made it?"
"I don't know," Andrea said, "But as long as we kill that person, we can go back."
"Really?" Dumbledore's blue eyes met Andrea's light blue cat eyes, and asked, "What about Harry? Where did he go?"
"How would I know?" Andrea wagged her tail impatiently, "It was the people on your side who did these things and caused the loss to me and Rex, if you want to know who you are looking for Where are you going? It’s better to find the spell caster instead of embarrassing us for no reason!”
"I agree," Dumbledore smiled slightly, "Does dear Miss Cat have any hints about the caster?"
"First, his magic is very strong, otherwise he would not be able to open such a big space-time rift for Rex to pass through," Andrea said slowly, "Second, since Rex is attached to this body , it means that this body was very close when that person opened the space-time rift—or in other words, it was the closest person, so the target of the caster should be on the original body.”
"It makes sense," Dumbledore smiled politely, "don't worry about this, I will hurry up and find the caster."
"Well," Andrea replied, "Remember to let us know when you find it, it's a matter of life and death after all."
"Human life is at stake?" Dumbledore was surprised.
"Of course," Andrea shook her fur, "If you find that person, you'll have to kill him right away! I'm aging in this time and space... Oh my God! I'm already falling Hairy!"
"Leah...you used to shed hair too," Rex said as he took his face off the flesh of Snape's ass. "I've already had several scarves knitted from your wool."
"But I'm falling faster now!" Andrea carefully counted the red hairs on the ground, "Oh no! I can't just die like this! I want to go back to Planet Kate quickly! Hey, that one over there Little kid over 100 years old, hurry up and find someone!"
"...I see," Dumbledore stood up, picked up the small lemon cookie on the table, and was about to leave, "Your name is Rex?" He looked at the man who put his face on Snape's butt again People... felt that their eyes were cruelly fried by the scene in front of them.
"Huh?" Rex hid behind Snape and looked at Dumbledore with pitiful and innocent eyes.
"...Nice to meet you," Dumbledore said quickly, resisting the desire to touch his forehead, "Can you tell me something about when you just woke up? Also, how did you know me ?”
"...that's where I woke up in the cupboard at number four, Privet Drive." Rex hugged him closer, and even Snape could feel his tension, "I know you because I... …That's what Sev said!"
"...Change your name to me!" Snape was still pushing Rex's head, the veins on his forehead were throbbing violently, but he miraculously did not say that he had a prophecy that Rex had said before ability thing.
……
So Rex deliberately rubbed Snape's thigh in order to express his joy and gratitude.
Snape: "..."
"...Severus, Rex seems to like you very much?" Dumbledore shifted his gaze to Snape, with an inexplicable look in his eyes.
"This is your illusion!" Snape denied righteously, he took a deep breath slowly, and was about to explain how much he didn't like Rex in detail at a speed of 1 words per minute when--
Rex spoke up: "Of course I like Sif! We've done what couples do!"
"Cough, cough, cough, cough——" This was Snape who was so angry when he heard Rex's words before he finished his breath, he almost carried him back in one breath.
"..." This is the first time Dumbledore, who has lived for most of his life, has discovered that the world can be so mysterious and can't say anything.
"Woo... a total of 150 hairs have fallen out... woo, I want to go home, I want to go home... blah..." This is Andrea who is still out of the situation. ==
"What I said is true," Rex's eyes widened, and he looked at Dumbledore with pure innocence, "I asked Andrea, and she said that only couples can do that kind of thing , me and Sev have already done it, so we are husband and wife now."
Snape: "..." Don't stop him, don't anyone stop him!He's going to kill that cat!
"...Severus, is this...really?" Dumbledore looked at Snape slowly, as if wanting his denial.But it was clear that Snape's flushed cheeks and ears had dashed Dumbledore's last hope.
"No-yes-!" Snape gritted his teeth and said, "Do you believe this--obviously insane--not even human at all--stupid, ignorant stuff?!"
Dumbledore: "..." Actually, I didn't believe it at first, but... Severus, your performance made me—I have to believe... Otherwise, why do you say you are blushing?I've known you for over 20 years and I haven't seen you blush yet!
"Dumbledore, what kind of eyes do you have?!" Professor Snape couldn't help roaring.
"...Severus, even though Rex is a bit older, his body is still young, you... restrain yourself." Dumbledore said with a strong hint, "Also, Severus, put your Withdraw your wand, you can't beat mine."
……
Snape: "..." Can he take out his wand and commit suicide? !
……
"I'm not young anymore," Rex couldn't help retorting, "I'll be an adult next year! And Sev and I are...uh—"
Snape covered Rex's mouth with a dark face, smiled slightly, showing his dark white teeth, and said word by word: "Shut up!"
Rex: "..." Nodding obediently.
"...Rex, I'm leaving," Dumbledore tried hard to put a smile on his face, "If you need anything, you can come to me directly."
Rex, whose mouth was covered, looked at Dumbledore and blinked.
Dumbledore didn't care what Rex meant, he walked out of the room quickly when he saw this, and closed the door considerately, leaving the ward to Rex and Snape.
……
No one spoke for a while, Rex was so bored, he turned his head to look at Snape, saw that he was also looking at him, couldn't help but bend the corners of his eyes, and happily stuck out his tongue to lick Snape. Pu's palm.
"..."
Snape calmly put down his hand and took out his wand...
Clear water is like a spring, clear water is like a spring, clear water is like a spring, clear water is like a spring...
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