Professor, you looked at me...

Rex was having a good time at St. Mungo's.

Not to mention the delicious food and drink served, you can still see Snape (with a dark face) every day.

——Obviously, the dark-faced Potions Professor was forced by a white wizard as the headmaster to take care of his "little daughter-in-law".

Of course, the professor's only response to this task was to search out all the little lemon cookies in Dumbledore's office...and put them in Rex's stomach.

"Sev, do I want to live with you after I go to Hogwarts?" Rex's mouth was filled with cookies, and his watery green eyes were full of purity.

"...No," Snape took a deep breath to himself, trying to maintain a deadpan expression, "you're going to live in a student dormitory."

Rex paused chewing the little cookie, his eyes widened a little, and he couldn't help asking: "Why?!"

"...What why?!" Snape's facial paralysis was completely destroyed by the veins on his forehead, "You are a student and of course you have to live in a student dormitory. What's the reason for that?"

"But you and I are in a husband and wife relationship!" Rex said calmly, "If it is a husband and wife relationship, the two of us should live together?"

Snape: "..."

"Sev, what's wrong with you?" Rex tilted his head to look at Snape.

Snape ignored Rex, turned his head to look at Andrea who was lying on the hospital bed and licking her fur, and said with a stiff expression, "You haven't told him yet?"

Andrea squinted her ears in Snape's direction, and said without turning her head, "You are his wife, of course you are the one to tell him."

Snape: "=皮=#" You are the wife!Your whole family is a wife!

"Sev?" Rex picked up a small cookie and stuffed it into Snape's mouth, "What are you going to tell me?"

"==" Snape froze in embarrassment with a small cookie in his mouth.

"Eat it, it's delicious," Rex comforted Snape seeing that he was a little embarrassed, "Remember to tell me what you want to tell me when you're done eating."

……

Snape fixed his eyes on Rex, hooked the little cookie between his lips and teeth into his mouth with his tongue, mistook the little cookie for Dumbledore and chewed it hard...

creak creak creak.

"How does it taste?" Rex tilted his head, looking at Snape.

"...set your head straight!" The little cookie tasted good, so Snape was in a slightly better mood.

"Huh? Oh..." Rex turned his head over, rubbed his neck with his hands, and couldn't help complaining, "Andrea and I fought for the pillow last night, and I slept with a stiff neck."

Snape: "..."

"Sev, do you have any help?" Rex asked.

"...No way, you wait for a high paraplegia." Snape said coldly.

Rex blinked: "What is that?"

"……nothing."

"Oh," Rex accepted Snape's words very calmly, "by the way, Sev, what did you just say to me?"

Snape froze for a moment, recalled the conversation just now, and suddenly realized that there was still a rather heavy task on his shoulders.

"Do you know the difference between sex | and love?" Snape's face was a little hot, and his voice was very low.

Rex rubbed his neck and asked, "What is|sex?"

Snape: "..." Is Paralyzed really almost seven thousand years old? !Has he lived on dogs for thousands of years? !

"Sev?" Rex shook his hand in Snape's eyes, "Back to the soul!"

"== Don't be crazy!" Snape couldn't help but said with a look of disgust.

"Okay," Rex put down his hand, and subconsciously tilted his neck again, "What did you just say|sex?"

"==Do you know what you... did that day in Diagon Alley?" Snape said with difficulty.

He still can't let go of what happened that day, but so what if he can't let go?The thing had happened, and he couldn't kill the culprit directly—what's more tragic, he had to come and be the culprit's dad—so Snape had to tell himself desperately that he was actually just bitten by a dog that day.

"That day?" Rex froze for a moment, his cheeks turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and even his expression and tone of voice became a little shy, "That day we did something between husband and wife..."

"..." Snape tried hard to suppress the desire to growl in his heart, and paused every word, "Yes, that is called - sex."

"Really?" Rex's eyes sparkled, obviously excited, with the thrill of sharing a secret with Snape that only the two of them knew, "This is the first time I've had sex with someone! "

Snape: "==" What's there to show off?It's my first time too!

"Sev..." Rex's excited expression darkened inexplicably, as if thinking of something unhappy, he couldn't help but reached out and took Lasnape's hand, holding it tightly, and asked, "What about that?" ……Who do you love?"

Snape was taken aback, his hands clenched unconsciously, Rex, who was holding his hand, naturally noticed this, and his expression was a little downcast.

Rex shook Snape's hand, bit his lip and lowered his eyes before asking, "Do you really still like Lily?"

"..."

Snape didn't answer, he just looked at Rex fixedly, his eyes were bottomless.

"Woo..." Rex silently let go of Snape's hand, hugged himself into a ball, leaned back, and rolled out of bed with a grunt... bang.

Snape: "=="

……

After finally moving Rex, who was huddled into a ball and refused to spread out, onto the bed, Snape stood beside the bed with quite a headache.

Originally, the person he loved in his heart was Lily, what's wrong?Snape's brows were furrowed tightly, and Rex had only known him for a few days?So he still couldn't understand Rex's performance.

"You have to know that only sex with love is good," Snape said, stroking his forehead, "sex without love is rape, unhappy, and without a future..."

Rex: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

One was twirling around on the tip of Snape's tongue, and then swallowed back by himself.For some reason, Snape couldn't say yes to Rex like this.

……

"It's useless for you to tell him that," Andrea finally finished licking her fur, and now she was wagging her tail and looking at Snape and Rex. The ball rolls, rolls."

"...Won't he faint?" Snape felt that he couldn't understand.

"Yes," Andrea said, "When he rolls himself out, he won't remember why he was sad, so that's fine."

Snape: "==..." What a wonderful way to forget sadness.

"But if you don't want him to go, you can just say something he wants to hear," Andrea kindly suggested, "For example, what position will you two use when you mate next time? Ah or something."

"..." Snape tried his best to resist the thought of roasting this cat, and told himself desperately - this kind of alien cat would not taste good even if it was roasted!

……

==Professor, is your thinking in flux again?

……

In view of Rex's bad mood, Snape returned to his chair with a headache and sat down, enjoying the long-lost tranquility which was rare.

Rex, who was sad, was so quiet that he didn't look like a human being except for the occasional "woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!"

……

Snape breathed a sigh of relief, stretched out his hand and rubbed the space between his brows, and with a casual gesture, a book appeared in Snape's hands out of thin air, and it opened automatically—judging from the number of pages opened, the book had already been opened. The professor has read more than half of it.

But that's not the point, the point is——

Impressively written on the book cover - "How to Correctly Teach Sex|Knowledge to Underage Children".There is also a large photo hanging on the cover, a blond man with a worrying hairline is smiling ambiguously.

——Obviously, the great Professor Snape has been cornered.

Ten minutes later, Snape, who had finished flipping through the entire book, let the book float in the air with a black face, and then a cluster of blue flames "scratched" to envelop the entire book...

After a while, the beautifully wrapped book was burnt and even the ashes disappeared.

……

Destroying corpses and destroying traces...Professor, you don't have to do it so thoroughly.

Rex was still curled up on the bed, not knowing what he was struggling with.

Snape recalled the content mentioned in the book in his mind, considered his wording once, and said: "Only doing this kind of thing with someone you really love can let both parties experience—true happiness."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Snape: "..." Who taught him that word? !

……

After being silent for a while, the helpless Snape finally turned his head to Andrea slowly, and asked, "He really won't remember being sad because of something?"

"Well," Andrea responded casually, "Maybe you guys discuss what posture to use next time."

"She's right..." Rex raised his head slightly, carefully aimed at Snape, and said softly, "Next time I want to re|enter|style..."

"..."

Snape was silent for a second, and asked sharply: "How on earth did you know such a thing?!" Wasn't he still as pure as a flower before? !

Rex shrank his neck and said in a low voice: "I don't know what sex is... But Professor Dumbledore came again last night, and he brought me a copy of "Bed | Things" I will protect myself at critical moments and don’t be bullied by you.” Rex paused, then continued, “He also told me that you are shy, so let me be bold at critical moments, otherwise you will never be able to recognize yourself for the rest of your life. In my heart...Sev, don't worry, I will definitely let you get out of Lily's pain! And...next time I will definitely let you feel pleasure|sensation!"

"..."

At this moment, Snape seemed to see a Q version of the little Snape squatting on the ground holding a chrysanthemum, pulling the petals with a tangled face, and muttering silently in his mouth——

Go to the Dark Lord and kill Dumbledore... Poison Dumbledore directly... Go to the Dark Lord and kill Dumbledore... Poison Dumbledore directly...

……