A Nest of Sanxian

Chapter No.17 - A New Nonsensical Journey

"Have you restarted?..." Xiwen opened his eyes in a daze - Mo Fan in crimson clothes was standing by his side: "Did I sleep for another 150 days..."

"Xiwen," the elf with crimson wings has been replaced by a slender and agile figure, and the rabbit-eared Mo Fan in a light shirt and red scarf wipes his tears with his swollen walnut eyes: "We have passed the customs, we have passed the customs... you cross The robbery was successful!"

"Clear the customs?" Xiwen sat up—as if she wasn't hurt at all, but surrounded by the misty Kunlun Holy Peak, surrounded by a group of enthusiastic people fighting the Three Kingdoms Killer, including Arrogant, Meng Zhenhen, Duan Zhe, Fan Fan My lord, light a cigarette, "Where's He Xi?"

Mo Fan leaned into his ear and whispered, "I was still wiping tears here just now."

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(Xi Wen Du Jie ended)

"Zhuge Liannu! Kill~! Hahahaha, you lose the one who breaks!" Master Fanfan boldly made a victory gesture, and slapped Meng Zhenhen, "Oh~yes! Victory in the main PK! "

The two rebels, Lighting Cigarette and Arrogant, lost too much blood and died early.

"Come here~ I'm willing to bet and admit defeat! If the judge wants to tell the truth, it's still a big risk!" Mr. Fanfan poked the judge teasingly.

"...Both are a bit..."

Arrogantly lighting a cigarette, he was already booing: "The truth! The truth! The truth!!!"

Xiwen hasn't come to his senses yet.

Mo Fan thought about it for a while: "Hmm... You won't be able to tell the truth if you ask the judge, unless he expresses how miserable he is as a frog for 9 lifetimes and how miserable he is."

Lit a cigarette and rubbed his chin: "So Duan Zhe, have you seen the telephone pole among the crowd at the bottom of the mountain?"

Through the layers of fog, there is a telephone pole in the town below the mountain.

"Go and hug that telegraph pole, and stare at the small advertisement on the telegraph pole (specializing in sexually transmitted diseases, etc.) saying, my disease is finally cured!! Repeat three times!"

Xiwen, who just woke up, took a sip of tea: "Why is the world getting more and more exaggerated after I crossed the catastrophe?"

Duan Zhe flew down the mountain with a full face and hugged the telephone pole, muttering: "How can the problem be so dangerous?"

The broken man hugged the telephone pole: "My illness is finally cured!"

In an instant, all passers-by fled in all directions.

Xiwen twisted her arms with a face full of ORZ. Indeed, after going through the catastrophe, her whole body felt unspeakably warm, she walked lightly, and her limbs were full of strength!A figure gradually appeared in front of him...so familiar...

Almost at the same time, Master Fanfan and Dianyan also saw this familiar figure... so familiar that it made people burst into tears...

The fluttering skirts pushed away the clouds and mist, and the unruly black hair was flying in the wind, gradually enlarged and clear from a small black spot... Lighting up a cigarette, I was excited to greet him: "Welcome back, Feng."

Feng, whose immortal consciousness was damaged due to breaking through the bottleneck hard, has been healed in Lingfeng Lingjing and returned.

Mo Fan happily folded a large bunch of plum blossoms: "Great! Everyone is here!"

Duan Zhe, who had just been teased for a while, immediately brought back the topic: "The wind is back, and Xiwen's crossing the catastrophe has also succeeded. Everyone is really happy, but...the defeated rebels light cigarettes and arrogance, and they have their own truths and big stories." Adventure!"

"Light up a cigarette and tell me the truth, which one do you choose for the big adventure?"

"Hahaha, it doesn't matter to me anymore. It's not like you don't know about my close contact with Feng's chrysanthemum. It's no secret that I molested Meng. What do you want to know to tell the truth?" Come over expression.

Mo Fan pulled Mr. Fanfan and began to whisper, which was a bit nerve-wracking. Everyone knew that lighting a cigarette had the thickest skin.

"Then, light your cigarette and take this bag." Lord Fanfan handed over a set of props.

"What's in it? I don't want a bag."

"It's full of island country art films that promote friendly relations between China and Japan."

Lighting a cigarette and frowning, he opened the package: "You guys are outdated, it's not embarrassing to take them out—"

PIA～～～～

The wind lifts its foot, and the cigarette draws a beautiful arc in the air——

"Okay, okay, the topic is, you go to passers-by and sell this pack of discs."

"Damn it, who wants these obsolete crap, gods can't even sell it! Bring me some of the latest and most popular ones!!"

PIA～～～

The wind lifts its feet again, and the cigarette light once again draws a beautiful arc in the air——

"Let's just skip the link of lighting cigarettes." Meng Zhenhen couldn't stand it any longer. "No problem you give him can be a problem."

Lighting a cigarette, he covered his kicked face depressedly: "Protest! Feng Wanlai is late, and he should be fined!!!!"

Feng calmly pulled out the Luoyuan sword: "Please ask whatever you want."

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"Ah, Feng, the weather is really nice today, isn't it~~~~" Dianci smiled obediently.

"Yes, the weather is fine today."

"Thank you Feng for giving us a real answer, so let's be arrogant next time."

"Arrogance, it's your choice." Mo Fan wiped his sweat...

At this time, Hexi, who had wiped away his tears silently in the distance, came back silently, saw Xiwen refreshed after waking up, and remembered... making a wish?I am saved, who will save you from the devil's curse?If possible, I hope that all of this is just a nightmare, Hexi is still Hexi, and I am still me...I got it, the magic lamp, I touched the magic lamp, I still have a wish, but it is the last wish..." Xiwen, hurry up to the magic lamp——" "Xiwen, hurry up and make a wish that you——" "Freedom..." Through the roaring lava, Xiwen looked at Hexi, held up the lamp, and said softly: "Hexi , I set you free—I want you free..."

Hexi was moved again and burst into tears... Xi Wen... Xi Wen...

Both Arrogant and Mo Fan looked at He Xi who was alone with tears of joy and tears in embarrassment, and Mo Fan wiped his sweat: "Then, He Xi who is late will be punished first."

My wife, my fetters, aren’t you? Why do you even fix me...

Mo Fan cleared his throat with a smile: "The question for Hexi is, please describe how excellent and perfect your dear bond is. It requires more than 500 words, and the time is not limited. Let's start!"

Suddenly He Xiyou had the urge to smash Mo Fan with a tomato...

What Hexi had was just impulsiveness, but Lord Fanfan really screwed up, that is, the sandbag that Lord Fanfan used as the protagonist "I am Cao Cao".However, the target of the smashing was not Mo Fan, but the cigarette lighter who had been trying to hug Meng Zhenhen from the very beginning——

"The sandbag is printed with ink, let you cover your face for a few days~~~~~ How many words do you think will be printed? How many words will be printed? Guess, guess, guess..." Mr. Fanfan Protecting Meng Zhenhen from the clutches of cigarette lighting——

After the sandbag hit Lianci's face, it fell slowly—"I am Cao Cao" sandbag ink imprint was left on Lianci's handsome cheek—the last word!

"Ah—I can't even wipe it off...!!"

"The last one is our great young, cute and arrogant classmate~~~~" Master Fanfan smiled and looked at the precious apprentice.

Arrogant involuntarily moved his hips behind Meng Zhenhen.

"Then, should arrogance choose the truth, or take a big risk?"

With arrogant and innocent eyes, he looked at the cheek with the fourth word "I am Cao Cao" imprinted on the cigarette with lingering fear: "I'll go hug the telephone pole too."

Breaker ORZ... A gust of cold autumn wind blows a few fallen leaves...

At this moment, a burst of majestic footsteps stepped out from the apse.Our group of immortals who were having fun knelt down on one knee and bowed respectfully: "His Royal Highness!"

silence...

Taibai Jinxing, who was not angry and arrogant, glanced at the growing immortals in front of him one by one, and confessed a task to go to the human world.

A new journey is about to begin!

However, under the kind invitation of Mr. Fanfan, there is always a need for joy before starting a new mission——

Now, everybody! Party Time!

Master Fanfan and Meng Zhenhen presented the Yuanyang Ice and Fire Hot Spring, which is known as the unparalleled in the demon world, for everyone to have a party.

Half of the chili water and half of the ice and fire of the ice spring pool——

Can you imagine that there is such an open-air hot spring in the training ground of Meng Zhenhen and his lord? More importantly, half of the chili water is tumbling, and half of the ice is floating in the clear pool that is almost frozen——

Xi Wen and Dian Cigarettes were the first to be pushed, simply put, they were thrown in, and the two grinned and twisted their fingers to enjoy the great refreshment brought by the hot spring... "What does this have to do with the Purgatory Pool on the [-]th floor of hell? The difference ah ah ah!"

After a relaxing bath——screenwriter, are you sure that such a bath is very relaxing? ——Everyone learns how to watch Sadako 3D comfortably on the sofa wearing a large Japanese bathrobe after a Japanese hot spring. .

A gloomy well, black and white snowflakes flashing across the TV screen, nailless fingers protruding from the well, and the nail cover was peeled off for some reason...

"Arrogant, there are words on the bathrobe on your back!"

The arrogance who was biting Lay's potato chips and staring at Iguchi was so frightened that he jumped up from the sofa.

The breaker patted the bathrobe on the back of the arrogant: "Why is there a - meaning - word?"

"It's normal, the back of the Japanese bathrobe is printed, each of you has it." Master Fanfan took the arrogant original potato chips and continued to bite.

Behind the arrogance is "righteousness".

Behind Meng Zhenhen is "Qing"

Behind Mo Fan is "pity"

Behind Hexi is a "ghost"

"Ghost characters, so domineering!" Limci touched his chin and nodded, "Look at what's behind me?"

"Behind you is - mold..."

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Our happy and lovely group of immortals are about to start a new journey, so stay tuned for the opening of the next chapter! ~ (Unscrupulous screenwriter Xiaoxue left)

Under the sun, flowers are carefully blooming, and each blossom is my longing from the previous life. The center of the tea fragrance is slowly quiet, and the impetuous red dust is rolling. Only the heart is clear and the moon is clear, only smelling the fragrance of flowers, not talking about sorrow and joy, and being with Xi. The sun is warmer and warmer, and the days are slower and slower. I and Fettering have a comfortable and leisurely life in the original dual cultivation, but they are always picked up by the screenwriter to complete the task. It is really not a problem that thousands of grass mud horses can solve! ——Excerpt from Mo Fan's "Midnight Blood and Tears Book"