A Nest of Sanxian

Chapter 18—God Shit Coming?

"There are beauties in the southern country, who are left alone and independent. One smile can make people fall into the city, and another smile can make people fall into the country." In the spring of March, peach blossoms and Li Yan, Yingge Yanwu, fragrant grass, the sun is just right, shining on the body to say no It's comfortable.Guo Xiang was holding a scroll while driving the little donkey and chanted softly: "How can there be such a beauty in this world, who would take over the country with a frown and a smile? I really underestimate Tianxiahao..." Ah!An object as heavy as an ox and as big as a stone hit Guo Xiang's little donkey directly. The little donkey groaned in pain, dropped Guo Xiang and the stone and disappeared without a trace.

Xiwen, which was as heavy as an ox and as big as a stone, fell out of thin air, and he grinned in pain so much that he didn't even care to touch his buttocks to see if they were in good shape.

"You, you, you—" Guo Xiang's face flushed with anger.

"Don't get too excited, it's just an angel descending—I'm on business, and I'm back with the beauty."

Guo Xiang stared blankly at the distant figure—a handsome and heroic face, which seemed to condense all the sunshine in the world, and his appearance made the sun dim. He is the darling of light, a perfect piece A work of art—if, of course, one ignores his lackluster appearance.

Xiwen was rushing to Wuliting in a hurry. This time, he used an excuse to escape the new task of lighting cigarettes. Mr. Fanfan once again found a cool corner to retreat and practice laziness... It seems that the manpower is short. The task assigned by His Highness should not be underestimated.

Wuli Pavilion is an octagonal pavilion located on strange rocks in the mountains. It faces the waterfall in the north and the dangerous mountain in the south. There are flowers in the west and the creek in the east. The scenery is very charming.However, because of its remote location and dangerous terrain, there are usually few people there, but it has also become a pure land.

Xiwen breathed a sigh of relief and sped up his figure. He could have landed steadily in the octagonal gazebo, but he fell backwards because of a shoe that was stretched out unhurriedly.

"Rogue fox!!"

"Stupid snake~~" He Xi shook his fan lazily.

"Xiwen, you are too calm. Mo Fan went to invite you, the great god, and it took more than half an hour to say nothing. It doesn't take so long for a big girl to get on the sedan chair, right?" The boy sitting on the right She glanced at Xiwen sideways and opened her mouth to attack, with exquisite and beautiful facial features, elegant and indifferent innocent eyes with pure natural integrity, and a gentleman's chuckle—yes, it is also arrogant.

The belated crimson sleeve Mo Fan floated down with a scent of fragrance, but when he bumped into Xi Wen who got up, he fell backwards unsteadily—it was too late, and He Xi waved his hand and stretched out the scabbard With a hook and a pull with his right hand, he firmly took Mo Fan into his arms.

Xiwen coughed lightly.

Arrogant coughed lightly.

"Have you had enough trouble?" The man on the main seat who had been silent for a long time suddenly spoke, his voice was not loud but he resolved the embarrassing atmosphere with one sentence.This man's facial features are as deep as the sea, a trace of melancholy conceals a bit of rebelliousness and arrogance, but his plain tone is like a whirlpool in the Mediterranean Sea, and he will be sucked in if he is not careful.

These immortals who were sent to the human world have searched all corners of the world for nearly ten years, and they are already very famous. There are very few people who don't know them, but even fewer people who know them acquaintances , Knowing that the five of them are immortals, although the world is big, they can't find a living person.

"Let's get down to business."

"The main story? What else is the main story? Didn't you come here to play with us?" Xiwen asked everyone's doubts with her head tilted and her legs crossed.

"I'm not that free," Feng Mi Shuai glanced at his fetters and snorted coldly, "Let's take a look at this first."

As Feng Mishuai said, he threw a letter on the stone table, and arrogantly took it without even raising his hand. Just when his hand was about to touch the envelope, he suddenly felt an extremely cold internal force at an extremely fast speed. Attacking his pulse door, another wave of warm internal energy flew towards the envelope - without even thinking about it, Arrogant Zhang knew which two people conspired to attack him, and quickly retracted his hands to avoid it.Taking advantage of the confusion, Xiwen shot a golden needle with one hand and pointed at Mo Fan and He Xi with the other hand. The four of them had a great time playing with eight hands flying up and down.

"What a kid, he can type even after reading a letter." Feng Mishuai complained with a smile.

At this time, Feng Mishuai patted the table lightly, and the letter floated up with the vibration of the table. Before the letter fell back, he quickly made a gesture, and a plain and traceless true energy enveloped the letter. letter.Xiwen Arrogant and Xi Mofan stopped their movements but maintained a fighting posture and watched the letter slowly move over and land lightly on a pair of white hands.

"Okay! What a good way to pass things on!" Clapped arrogantly.

"Let's read this letter first."

Xiwen quickly opened the letter:

——Baby brothers and sisters ~ hi ~ do you miss your cigarette lighter brothers who are omnipotent, penetrating into every hole and doing all kinds of evil, ahem, sorry, my head is disabled by the torture of sister Xi Wangmu recently, alas, if I knew it earlier, I would be with you You all came down to the world to play together, but I am still very concerned about everyone, I bought you a lot of delicious, beautiful and fun things in the heaven, but the image is a bit ruined, alas, "I am Cao Cao" sandbag I haven't erased the fourth word yet.Closer to home, I have found out a lot of insider information this time. The main task of our visit to the world this time is-you guess it, I will tell you if you guess it!Don't frown—the task is to clear all abnormal characters back to their original track—it's quite difficult, give me a hint, I'm in Hangzhou, I don't know if it's Suzhou Quanzhou or Yangzhou (I can't remember recently That's great) I saw a magnificent beauty who is so beautiful and so popular... called Dongfang Bubai, (Xiwen Xinyu: You remember her name clearly) I wish you success soon, this is my tolerance surgery! (a series of words) That's it, sister Xi Wangmu is going to enter my room again, 88——Your great senior brother lights up——

Xiwen punched a hole in the ground: "Sister? She is clearly a thousand-year-old woman who has lived for tens of thousands of years!" Pain...

"Wait, there's another question." Arrogant pointed at the letter and frowned, "Where is that beauty? That unscrupulous brother mentioned four places in one breath, separated by hundreds of thousands of miles. Really, let’s go city by city, shall we?”

"Tch, you are so stupid, I know where that beauty is." Xiwen waved her feather fan, saying with confidence.

"Oh, Xiwen, when did your brain become bright, let me tell you." He Xi looked like a good brother.

"Isn't this obvious?" Xiwen, who rarely received so much attention, shook her head triumphantly: "What month is it now?"

"March." Mo Fan bit his finger doubtfully and curiously.

"That's right, in March, the fireworks will go to Yangzhou in March, can't you think of such a simple thing? I thought of it, isn't it amazing?" Xi Wen smiled like a child waiting for an adult to praise him.

"Yes, it's amazing, it's amazing." Hexi returned the same brilliant smile to him, raised his hand and pushed Xiwen's head violently, "It's an idiot to expect you, who stipulated that you must go to Yangzhou in March, I Can’t you go in January and February? Who stipulated that you saw this letter in March, so it couldn’t be written in November, December, January, and February.” Then he hit Xiwen on the head.

"Arrogance, will Hexi make Xiwen stupid?" Mo Fan was a little worried.

"No, because he is already stupid enough, and he won't be any more stupid." Zhang Zhang sipped his tea leisurely.

"Cough, I also think Dongfang Bubai should be in Yangzhou." The only conscientious Feng Mishuai pondered for a while and opened his mouth, and successfully rescued poor Xiwen from Hexi.

"Huh? You don't have to go to Yangzhou because of the fireworks in March, right?" Hexi's mouth curled up in a mocking arc.

"Of course not. I just happened to know that a person is also in Yangzhou, and he is the most sensible one. His judgment should not be wrong."

Therefore, this group of people could only go down to Yangzhou under the spring of March with the mentality of trying their luck.

Extra Story [-] - Sanxian Post-it Notes

NO.1 Light a cigarette for those who like to talk nonsense

Today I asked Meng Zhenhen how old He Xi was when Mo Fan bullied me in the kindergarten so that Meng Meng beat him up, but you actually interrupted and said, "She was asking about measurements."

——Master Fanfan, who wanted to kill people at that time, stayed.

NO.2 Light a cigarette for those who like to talk nonsense 2

Please, don’t stand in a place with light and say in a drawn-out voice, “Okay, I’ve finally killed—killed him.”

——I think your words are uncivilized and arrogant.

NO.3 For those who have a mouth but no heart

My dear, when the elder mentioned that there was a headless corpse near the Kunlun Temple, why did you jump out and say: "It's not mine. There are still 2546 dead faces in my collection of horror movie Blu-ray discs."

——Mo Fanliu, who feels that you are getting more and more perverted recently

NO.4 Give thoughtful fashion handsome

Brother, it’s good for you to practice hearing with your eyes closed to improve your touch typing skills, but don’t think that you can’t see and others can’t see, and you even left a blind path in our double cultivation garden.

—— Xi Wenliu, who thinks that although she is deeply myopic, her eyes have no major problems.

NO.5 for those who don’t have much creativity

Listen, don't just say, "Your heart is also evil." I'm tired of hearing it every time you pull me to watch and peek at other people's hot springs.

—— Feng Feng Shuailiu who felt that you ruined my good mood of doing bad things

NO.6 for He Xi who likes to preach

Although I admire your rich knowledge, you don’t need to hold a trumpet to explain the trajectory of objects when I was trained to fly out, such as physical knowledge.

——Mo Fanliu, who is almost bored to death by you

NO.7 For Master Fanfan who has been very busy recently

Can you stop letting cigarette lighting help you substitute for the class? This is already the 12th time. He changed the physics course of solid-liquid mutual conversion into the instruction course of lighter without authorization.

——The apprentice who felt that the Kunlun Xiaoxian selection exam would definitely fail this time arrogantly stayed.

NO.8 Light cigarettes for annoying people

Please don’t imitate the mooing of a cow every time you see it, “Moomoo~homophonic Mengmeng” was heard by Feng Mishuai last time, and he thought we were gay, so he still dare not talk to me, although I don’t know how I like him, but I still hate being misunderstood.

——I never knew where the cattle came from. Meng Zhen left traces.

NO.9 for Meng Zhenhen who refuses to face the reality

do you know?I have always admitted that cows cry "Moo-Meng Meng", but why do you refuse to admit that sheep call "baa-baa--the homonym of Yanyan"?

——Specially got a few sheep from outside to show you the cigarette lighter.

NO.10 For those who do not express their meaning

I know that your ability to express is relatively limited, but don't say to me outrageously: "You know, the last time I died as a frog..."

——Feng Mishuailiu who knows nothing but thinks that people can only die once

NO.11 First-class fetters for funny kung fu

Although I am indeed very busy as a Shangxian, don't say every time you see me in the bathroom of Shuangxiu Garden: "My wife, why don't you take a bath yourself when you're so busy!"

——Think that some things cannot be replaced by others

No.12 for He Xi who is easy to misunderstand

Although we all know that you are a decent person, there is no need to say to it because the other party is a female when riding a horse: "Miss, can I ride?"

——I will never admit that it is my own imagination that is too rich to light cigarettes

NO.13 For the inexplicable fetters Fanfan-sama

Give me back my favorite Papa Bear, please don’t hold something you like every time you see it and ask yourself: "Do you like Mengmeng?" "Don't like it" "Then do you like me ?” “Like” and then snatched it away...

——I think you are so despicable fetters Meng Zhenhen left

NO.14 For Mo Fan who has no common sense

When I was having dinner today, I asked you why you didn’t eat sausage, but you actually asked in front of everyone, “Are there any roundworms in this intestine?”

——He and Shiliu who are sure that there is no such thing in the sausage

NO.15 for impatient children and Xi

I gave you the hammer because Xiwen said that the table was broken and needed to be nailed, but before I finished speaking, you said indignantly, "Understood, just knock Xiwen unconscious, right?"

——Senior brother Feng Mi Shuailiu who is worried that your violent tendencies will be very serious

NO.16 For all the gods who are duplicity

Don't swear by my name anymore. I have counted that almost all the promises that begin with "swear in the name of the Queen Mother of the West" will never be fulfilled. Are you really the gods who are loyal to me?

——The Queen Mother of the West, who always feels in poor health recently, stays

NO.17 For the silly Xiwen

My dear, every bad idea you put forward to the screenwriter is even recorded. For your happiness tomorrow, give yourself some better scenario script suggestions. Fortunately, the person you overwhelmed was Guo Xiang and not Dongfang Bubai.

——An unscrupulous screenwriter who keeps complaining more and more