A Nest of Sanxian

A Nest of Sanxian Episode 1 - Pre-exam Syndrome

It is said that all the immortals, big monsters, spirit beasts, and... rookies who have crossed the catastrophe lived happily together on the east peak of the Kunlun North Peak Fairy Mountain a long time ago.Don't be obsessed with why these characters gather together to spend all kinds of happy days - let us turn around together and let the characters enter the extra chapter in the form of your imagination!

Since the establishment of the examination system in the world of demons and immortals, our great immortals have suffered eighteen lifetimes of misfortune.Ever since Mr. Qian Zhang, the first lecturer in Kunlun, started teaching, there has been a saying - look up to see the mouse, and look down to see the Q chapter.Princess Tongtong even shook her head and sighed loudly, the papers abused me thousands of times, I treat the papers like first love, no matter how many papers there are, be careful not to empathize with me!

Three papers a week, two exams in three weeks.Over time, everyone suffers from pre-examination syndrome, and the entire Kunlun Fairy Mountain has almost become a mental hospital...

There are still three days until the exam.The handsome guy and Xi had disheveled heads, and Xi Wen was yawning all the time, but now he has panda eye circles—although everyone complained, they were still working late.No way, the motto before the exam is --- let the morning start with the night!

Meng Zhenhen, the son of the real dragon who has practiced for quite a long time, suffers from intermittent behavior disorder.Looking at the book, he suddenly threw the book away: "My lord, I'm sorry! I borrowed your review questions a few days ago and I haven't done one of the review questions. I will do it now!" Meng Zhenchen said to himself: "Hey? Who wrote this? Don't care! I must finish it!" Picking up an eraser, he wiped it clean from beginning to end. , Thinking hard again.While writing, I suddenly threw the pen away: "Master! I am even more sorry for you! I erased all the answers you made, and I will fill them up for you!" Changed a fountain pen and tossed for a while-two Hours later, Meng Zhenhen finally showed a gentle smile on his face when he looked at the set of review questions that were written in tatters and filled with holes...

Duan Gan Xiwen is the most honest, sleepy when he is too sleepy, and now he has gone to his homeland eight lifetimes ago.Suddenly Xiwen jumped up from the chair with a "thump" and began to pack the luggage.After a while he rushed out with a big bag on his shoulders: "The exam is over! It's a holiday!! I'm going back to my hometown for the New Year!!!" Hearing this, the other fairies put down their books and ran out to stop him: "Go back! What are you messing about with the exam the day after tomorrow! Do you still want to make up the exam for the fifth time?" But Xiwen ran faster than the tractor, without looking back, and jumped into it when he saw a trash can that was regarded as a train.After getting in, he kept muttering: "Why is this compartment so small?" Everyone hurried up to grab him, but after a long time of grabbing the trash can was almost deformed, Xiwen still couldn't get out--finally, everyone covered their noses and hurriedly picked up the trash The box was overturned, and Xiwen yelled aggrievedly: "Don't kick me out of the car! Can I make up the fare?!" When everyone was stunned, he rushed out of the encirclement and climbed up the electric pole: "Handy machine! !!! Wait for me!!!!!!" Seeing that Xiwen was about to be roasted into beef jerky by high-voltage electricity, everyone was helpless.Mo Fan took out a quick wit and took out a compass and shot Xiwen's ass, so he fell headfirst and fell to the ground snoring like thunder.In the end, the mentally and physically devastated people dragged and dragged him back.Xiwen slept until noon the next day, but she didn't know anything about what happened last night-the strongest sleepwalking in history-no one.

Nangong Daodao suffers from amnesia.Forget about the back foot as soon as the front foot is carried.He is reciting an ancient poem: "Well~~~~The water is so smooth, the mountains and islands stand tall...Although the tortoise lives long, there is still a time..."—Where is it?Back string!As soon as I closed the book, I couldn't remember: "Teenage Turtles~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What about the Teenage Turtles? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? NONONO!! It's God The tortoise... the tortoise is sticking up!" Opening the book, he said, "I recited it wrong again! Draw it with a red pen!" But he forgot where he put the pen, and he was so anxious to find a pen holder all over the world... At this time, he was arrogant and tried He: "Chun Mian doesn't know—how much do you know about Hualuo——Nangong, what is the next sentence for Chunmian?" "I don't know how much Hualuo knows, you idiot."I feel nauseous when I see food, and finally I feel nauseous even when I see food-related words in books.Poor Kyuubi retched while holding a book and muttering: "The Buddha said, if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell...Heaven will send a great task to the people, and they must first work their muscles and bones...Hungry their bodies and sufferings ...the heart is empty, the body is empty..." At this time, Kyuubi had nothing to vomit, so he tore the book piece by piece and ate it - sweating!After eating, she felt something was wrong again: "No way! You will gain weight after eating!" But now she wanted to vomit and couldn't vomit.So she turned to Princess Tongtong for help: "Hey, Tongtong, I'm going to die if I don't lose weight!" Princess Tongtong quickly advised her: "Xiaowei, stop messing around! If you don't eat, you won't be able to survive the exam! Come, let's eat some potato chips!" When it was mentioned that it doesn't matter what to eat, Kyuubi immediately vomited the pieces of paper upside down.I didn't vomit again... Suddenly I saw Mr. Fanfan grab the potato chips and eat them all in a plastic bag of Lay's original potato chips...

Little chinchilla and demon Mo Fan suffers from insomnia, and everyone else is sleepy, but her eyes are staring like light bulbs.I was in a state of excitement all day long, couldn't sleep, and even my ears drooped and I didn't have the energy.If things go on like this lead to neurasthenia, dizziness, low efficiency.In order to rest and study well, Mo Fan lay on the bed and counted sheep, turning over and over while counting.Poor Mo Fan turned over the pancakes and pancakes and slurred the two pancakes. He almost cooked himself and didn't fall asleep.In the end, she was so angry that she jumped up from the bed, rummaged through boxes and cabinets to find Hexi's sleeping pills, and Hexi turned over impatiently on the bed and ignored her. Mo Fan couldn't find it, so he ran away, picking up Hexi's newly bought last week A pack of wart-killing was poured into his mouth as a sleeping pill.Now he was "asleep". Before he fell asleep, Mo Fan was glad: "If I had known that He Xi had so many sleeping pills, I wouldn't have to suffer for a few days!"

The cool grim prince and Xi have a mania.When he picked up something, he threw it: "Whoever stands in my way will die!!!!" Pillows, towels, socks, mats and rice bowls flew around the room, glass shattered all over the floor, books were thrown into a mess, even Mo Fan's "Pepper Beibei" " was not immune, and was trampled on several big footprints. "People block people and kill people, Buddhas block and kill Buddhas!" Mo Fan was so frightened that he was about to cry, so he had to ask Xi Wen for help, but Xi Wen was hit by He Xi Tian Zhaoyue with a crit attack of 150%!Immediate instant kill——Princess Tongtong fixed her body in the end, and He Xi immediately turned and fell down in a noodle shape.Mo Fan walked back with Fetter and Xi, whose face had turned into Schwarzenegger's face, and sighed: "Oh, I died before I passed the exam, and I have to come to collect the body by chance!"

Master Fanfan suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder.I jumped out of the book word by word, and finally developed to force myself to read even the punctuation marks.What's worse, she ate Lay's Original Potato Chips while reading, and forced herself to eat another bag after finishing one bag.The bag after bag was eaten endlessly, and she ate the entire box of potato chips.Master Fanfan was so overwhelmed that he rolled his eyes, he couldn't even walk, and he was still crawling on the ground and muttering: "No~~~~~~~~I~~~~~~~~ I still want to eat...don't eat I'll...I'm going to die!" So the poor man climbed from the East Peak to the West Peak, begging from house to house for Leshi original flavor potato chips.But everyone said no.Master Fanfan looked up to the sky in despair and wailed: "Wow——! God mourns me too!!!!" It is best for the apprentice to be arrogant, tell her that Princess Tongtong can do it, and let her do something for you.Hearing this, the adults cheered up and climbed to the Tongtong fairy palace at the speed of a child, crying with snot and tears: "I will jump off the building if I don't eat Lay's original potato chips!" Tongtong said: "I'll make it for you!" Yes, but it will delay my review time, you must borrow me to copy it during the exam!" The adults said you should do it quickly, I will copy two copies for you!It was 100 years after the two of them hanged themselves with hooks, that Tongtong put on an apron and went into the kitchen...

Princess Tongtong suffers from anxiety.While reading a book, I looked in the mirror: "Ah!!! My God!! I have wrinkles!! This...how can I do this!!" I threw the book away and started a full set of skin care again.While making a facial mask, she thought: "Nursing care will delay the endorsement time, and you will fail the exam; if you fail to pass, you will have to make up the exam, and the make-up exam will lead to aging! ---But if you don't take care of it, you will age earlier! What can I do, 55555555555555... ..." Princess Tongtong lay down on the table and burst into tears, the mask was crying.After a while she looked up and started looking in the mirror again.Seeing that her eyes were swollen like walnuts, she yelled and broke the mirror: "If you are not beautiful, you would rather die!!!" She plunged into the rose bushes: "I, Princess Tongtong, lived beautifully and died gloriously! !"

Just the day before the exam, the most normal arrogance, as light as the wind, as fast as the rainbow, sneaked into the night with the wind, and set the fire silently—a fire burned up the place where the lecturer Qian Zhang put the papers!Then laughing and disappearing into the night like a ghost...

but--

On the day of the exam, our lovely Kunlun fairies were all admitted to the hospital——

Meng Zhenhen wears myopia glasses, too close to do the topic, high myopia;

Xiwen was leaning on a walking stick—he accidentally fell into a stinky ditch while sleepwalking;

Nangong Daodao is receiving psychiatric treatment, and the memorization is so fast that he has a split personality;

Kyuubi is infusing glucose—long-term anorexia and malnutrition, he has already collapsed;

Mo Fan ate a bunch of detoxification capsules—fortunately, the pack of rat poison was fake and shoddy, even Xiaoqiang couldn’t be poisoned to death; He Xi was taking tranquilizers—he had already beaten several doctors into pandas;

Master Fanfan is drinking barium meal for gastroscopy - after eating three big boxes of Lay's original flavor potato chips, it's no wonder that his stomach is drooping; Princess Tongtong is carrying a big bag of 1000ml and is transfusing blood - the blood is almost pierced by rose thorns !

And the lecturer Qian Zhang lived in the ward next door—the test paper was burned, and the culprit could not be found. He was anxious and angry, and his anger was rising.