Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

The old woman said that she would have a bridal chamber right away, which was obviously impossible, but no matter what, she needed good wine and good food on the table.

Now that the cook is right in front of her, she doesn't need it for nothing. For this job, Tao Tao is also wishing for it.

"But it's too late to be human." Tao Tao was untied and made the first request.

The old woman waved her hand and said, "I don't want to be human flesh. Our boar, goat, pheasant, and rabbit have everything you need. You just have to do it with your skills. If you do well, the old woman will give you a bite. But let me remind you in advance that if you How dare you come up with a moth, hum!"

"Don't dare, never dare." Tao Tao shrank her neck, as if she was intimidated.

So the old woman took her to the kitchen with satisfaction, saying that the kitchen was not much better than the stove they built outside.But the pots and pans are readily available, and they are no different from those used by humans.

Tao Tao guessed that they snatched it from humans.

While making the pheasant slowly, she was thinking about how to bring down these goblins.The Mongolian sweat medicine I got from the old monk has been used up, and she has no other medicine on her body.

Perhaps, we can only start with the wine, and then drink a few more glasses of the old man and wife. It is best to be drunk, but not drunk will greatly affect the strength and delay time.

Tao Tao cooked this meal for a long time, and the aroma of the food made the bone spirits drool all afternoon, and even the dark eye sockets of the skeletons were glowing red.

Tang Seng was also untied, and the little lady took him to her bedroom, changed him into ordinary clothes, and tied a big red flower on his chest.Tang Seng felt uncomfortable all over. In order to escape for his life, he had to risk his innocence.

"Is that underground space really so dangerous?" Tang Seng was more worried about his three apprentices than himself.Seeing that the little lady was not as ruthless as her parents, he asked in a low voice.

The little lady nodded solemnly, and replied in a low voice: "Without me and my parents leading the way, I would have narrowly escaped death if I went in. I'm afraid your three apprentices are... But don't worry, after becoming my husband, I will definitely not let them eat you..."

"What are you still muttering about in there? After changing your clothes, come out to pay respects. The banquet will start soon." The old lady yelled impatiently outside, and the little lady had no choice but to shut up and took Tang Seng's arm to go out.

The old man and the old lady have already tidied up the cave, and there is a table in the center, with an incense burner on it, and a red candle at each end, I don't know where they found it.

Seeing the two of them coming out, the old woman gave a sinister smile: "What are you dawdling about? Why don't you come to worship soon? Daughter, today is your big day, after today you will be an adult, you know?"

The little lady blushed and nodded, walked a few steps closer and asked again: "Father, mother, it's such a big wedding for my daughter, don't you need to invite the neighbors to come and have fun?"

The old woman's face turned serious immediately, she raised her hand and slapped her across the face, the little lady screamed, a few finger prints appeared on half of her face, and tears rolled out all at once.

The old woman shouted angrily: "I'm still thinking about other men! Let me tell you, if you dare to say one more word, I will beat you to death!"

Tang Seng was taken aback, Tao Tao in the kitchen was also unknown, so this family is really strange.

The little lady was crying non-stop. It was obvious that there was no way to worship in this hall. Tao Tao took the opportunity to bring a large plate of roasted pheasant and came out. The aroma of the food successfully diverted everyone's attention.

"How can you cry on the big day? Everyone calm down, calm down. This is a mandarin duck chicken just out of the pot, just used to celebrate the two newcomers."

As soon as she put the plate on the stone table, the old man and the old woman hurriedly followed, seeing the golden color and aroma of the roast chicken, each of them actually picked up one and gnawed it.

Tao Tao hurriedly took out two big bowls to pour wine, and said with a smile, "Eat slowly, there are still plenty of delicious things. Two old gods, wouldn't it be fun to have meat but no wine? Come on, drink more A glass."

So the old couple ate a mouthful of roast chicken and drank a mouthful of wine. Their mouths were full of oil, and they praised each other.

Tao Tao gave Tang Seng a wink and told him to persuade him to drink, Tang Seng hesitated for a while, but took the wine jar anyway.

The little lady was still chattering aside, Tao Tao ignored her and went straight to the kitchen, and brought out a large plate of grilled lamb chops after a while.

The eyes of the old couple are turning green. They have eaten a whole life, and they have never eaten such delicious food!This is much tastier than human meat. They began to think about whether they should stop eating humans and eat pheasants and wild boars instead.

Tang Seng poured another glass of wine for the two, and the old woman touched his hand happily, so Tang Seng withdrew his hand immediately in shock.

"Little boy, don't hide, let me touch it, touch it." The old woman drank some wine, and became more excited, she even threw away the roast chicken in her hand, and hugged Tang Monk with a pair of greasy hands.

"Let go, let go!" Where was Tang Seng's opponent, he was embraced all at once, blushing for a while, feeling extremely disgusted.

"Don't let go, darling, come on, give me a kiss first~" The old woman became more wavy, pouting her greasy octopus mouth and kissing Tang Seng.

Tao Tao had just brought out a plate of stewed wild pork, but her face darkened when she saw this, and she threw the plate out without hesitation.The plate just hit the old woman's back, and the hot oil and water made her scream "嗤", and Tang Seng finally got out of trouble.

It was too late and then too soon, just as the old man was about to clean up Tao Tao, the little lady panicked and was at a loss. When Tao Tao took out the exclusive weapon iron spoon from behind, suddenly there was a sudden shaking of the mountain below, and then the white light flourished!

The ground continued to collapse, and amidst the white light, three familiar figures soared into the sky, like war gods swimming against the current!

"Master! Taozi!" Sun Wukong yelled, but the ground collapsed so badly that sand and stones were flying everywhere, and he couldn't find the two of them for a while.

Zhu Bajie, however, saw the pair of old man and old lady who were feigning death, and immediately became angry, holding up the nine-toothed rake and hitting them.

"I'll take you two old liars! If you dare to take my sister away, eat me!"

Sha Wujing also stepped forward to help, the two each dealt with one, the old man and the old lady were already drunk, how could they be their opponents?He was beaten to death within a few strokes.This time they were really dead. After they died, they quickly turned into two piles of bones, and even the bones were smashed to pieces by Zhu Bajie.

"Brother Monkey, I'm here..." A faint voice suddenly came from the corner, and Monkey King saw that it was Tao Tao.It's just that her whole body was buried in the gravel, only her head was exposed, and she was almost suffocated to death.

Sun Wukong hurriedly removed all the stones around her, and carefully rescued her.Tao Tao brushed the dust off her body, feeling an inexplicable emotion.With Brother Monkey around, she is safe. I don't know when it started, this idea has been deeply ingrained.

"Taozi, are you okay?" Sun Wukong asked with concern, helping her pat the dust on her back.

"It's okay, it's just a little skin trauma, where is Master?" Tao Tao is a little elf anyway, there are still ways to save his life in times of crisis, but Tang Seng is a mortal, if he is crushed by a stone, it may be a disaster.

"Master is here!" Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing finally dug Tang Seng out. Tang Seng's situation was really not optimistic. At least he had eaten ginseng fruit before, which changed his physique, so he did not die.

Sun Wukong put the person on a flat place, picked up a trace of mana in his palm, and slowly poured it into Tang Seng's body.

The three of them waited anxiously, Zhu Bajie felt a little regretful, if they hadn't rushed out so recklessly, Master would not have been injured.

After a long while, Sun Wukong stopped the spell, and the sadness on his brows faded a little: "Master has the protection of the gods, and he didn't hurt his life. He can wake up after a day or two of rest."

"That's good, that's good." Both Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing breathed a sigh of relief.

"Brother Monkey, I heard that the Bone Essence said that there is a very powerful formation in the ground, and it once trapped gods. Master and I were so worried, how did you escape?" After taking a breath, Tao Tao went down I looked around.

The underground was pitch black, and they didn't know what Brother Hou and the others had gone through.

"The formation is really powerful. It trapped the three of us for a long time. Fortunately, the three of us worked together to break the formation. But I didn't expect such a big change to happen, and it almost harmed you and Master. "Sun Wukong looked embarrassed, and he didn't want to talk more about the following things, so Tao Tao stopped asking.

She suddenly stood up and ran to the kitchen. Coincidentally, the kitchen was not affected, and those delicious dishes she made could finally come in handy!

When they saw her bring out plate after plate of delicious meat, the eyes of Monkey King and the three of them lit up.Being vegetarian for a long time made them lose their appetite and their food intake became smaller. Now that they smell such delicious food, they can no longer bear it.

"Hurry up before Master wakes up." Tao Tao was also hungry, so she grabbed a chicken leg and ate it happily.

Needless to say, Monkey King and Zhu Bajie, this feeling seems to have returned to the past, which makes them very nostalgic.This time even Sha Wujing, who has always been taciturn, couldn't hold back, and grabbed a lamb chop and ate it.

It was the first time for him to eat meat cooked by Tao Tao, and the taste was completely different from everything he had eaten before, as if every part of his body had been awakened, with a hearty feeling!

He finally understood why the master, senior brother and second senior brother must take Taozi on the road!

The four of them feasted in the cave of bones, and it seemed that they had replenished all the meat they hadn't eaten during this period of time.

Zhu Bajie suggested: "Let's do the same in the future. After the master falls asleep, we will cook meat secretly."

Sun Wukong: "Second."

Sha Wujing: "Second."

After eating everything, the four of them lay on their backs on the stone to rest, and waited for Tang Seng to wake up by the way.

Tao Tao always felt that she had forgotten something, but after thinking about it carefully, she couldn't remember it, so she simply decided not to.After resting for a while, Sun Wukong ordered Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing to get the white dragon horse and luggage up, and they had to rest in the cave overnight.

The cave was in a mess, Tao Tao and Sun Wukong began to tidy up, at least to make room for a place to sleep.Looking up and seeing a pile of white skeletons in the corner, Tao Tao finally remembered!

"Not good, brother monkey, and a bone spirit escaped!"

Just now they were only busy worrying about Tang Seng and eating delicious food, but they forgot to kill only the old man and the old woman, but the little lady disappeared.

Hearing what she said, Monkey King nodded clearly: "A little goblin can't cause any trouble. If she dares to show up, Old Sun will definitely show no mercy."

Tao Tao was right when she thought about it, now that they are all gathered together, and there is only one person on the other side, they should not dare to provoke again.And from the bottom of her heart, she felt that the little lady was not the same as the old man.

It was night, a group of people had a good sleep in the bone cave, but the bone spirit lady did not come to the door.

When she woke up in the morning, Tao Tao smelled the fragrance of fruit, opened her eyes and found a large plate of various fruits on the stone table, and peaches were the most.

Don't think about it, Brother Hou must have gone out to pick it.

Tao Tao ate one happily, thinking that Brother Hou finally knew how to forage.

Looking at the large bag of quail eggs beside the luggage, she decided to cook a pot for everyone. A lot of quail eggs were broken, but there were still hundreds of intact ones.Just by looking at so many eggs, you can tell how many places Brother Hou ran and how much effort he spent yesterday.

After the quail eggs were cooked, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing also woke up. Sha Wujing was still a little embarrassed, but Zhu Bajie broke into the kitchen, grabbed a handful of freshly scooped quail eggs, and peeled them off to eat.

"I wanted to eat this last night, but you all said you were going to sleep. It's better for my little sister, I cooked it early this morning."

Tao Tao scooped up a few large plates, and said disgustedly: "Take it out and let everyone eat slowly, don't eat it all by yourself."

"Little sister said, how dare I disobey?" Zhu Bajie smiled and called Sha Wujing to come in and serve the plate.

When Monkey King came back, Tang Seng also woke up, but there was still some pain in his body.Seeing the three of Monkey King standing there intact, his heart finally fell back to the original place.

After resting in the cave for another day, everyone got up and continued westward. Monkey King and the others finally ate the quail egg stewed mushrooms that Tao Tao had promised before.

After walking for thirty or forty li to the west, another towering mountain stood in front of her. Tao Tao suddenly thought of the yellow-robed monster.It is said in the book that the residences of the yellow-robed monster and the bone spirit are not far away, and they should be careful on their next journey.

On this day, she did not change back to her original shape and ride a horse, but walked side by side with Monkey King at the front.After the first kiss that was not counted as the first kiss, Tao Tao was embarrassed to stay by Tang Seng's side anymore.

"Brother Monkey, the mountains are tall and densely forested, so be careful of goblins."

Sun Wukong carried the golden cudgel and said nonchalantly, "Don't worry, with the old grandson here, which goblin with no eyes would dare to come out?"

Tao Taoxin said how many times have you said this?However, I was quickly slapped in the face every time, and I hope I don't get slapped in the face again this time.

"Anyway, it's best to be careful. By the way, let my brother go when picking fruit and bird eggs. You can stay and protect Master. With you here, everyone will be more at ease." Tao Tao almost said Cheng "I'm more at ease", but Sun Wukong obviously didn't hear her implication.

Sun Wukong sneered: "Let that idiot go? I'm afraid we will starve to death and he won't be able to come back."

"Then let Wujing...Brother Monkey, someone seems to be hanging himself over there!" Tao Tao was startled suddenly, and saw a pure white silk hanging from a big tree beside the path in front of her, and a slender woman had already wrapped her neck. went in.

While speaking, the woman kicked off the pile of stones, and she was immediately suspended from the tree.

Wukong's eyes flashed, but he didn't step forward immediately. He always felt that the woman was a little strange.It is obviously a human body, but the soul seems to be interesting.

"Wukong, hurry up and save someone." Tang Seng was riding on the horse, and was reminded by Tao Tao, and he also saw the poor woman.Moreover, the woman's abdomen was swollen high, obviously she was pregnant.If you go late, you will die twice.

Only then did Sun Wukong gallop away, instead of cutting off the white silk directly, he hugged the person and took it off.

There was a red mark on the woman's neck, her whole face was flushed, and she kept coughing after being put down, which made everyone tremble with fear.

Tao Tao ran over quickly, Zhu Bajie, Tang Seng and others also rushed over one after another, checking the woman's situation with concern.

The woman has a fair complexion, a beautiful face, and looks like she is only 24 or [-] years old. Everyone really can't understand why she committed suicide.

"Miss sister, are you okay?" Tao Tao helped the girl up, and the others were all men, so it was difficult to get started.

The woman coughed for a while and finally got over her breath, and couldn't help crying when she saw a large group of strangers.

"Why did you save me... woo woo... just let me die... woo woo..."

"Female benefactor, there are still many good things in life, not to mention that you have a fetus in your womb for seven or eight months, how can you be willing to let your child go with you without even seeing the world?" Tang Seng earnestly advised , the woman cried even more fiercely.

"Woooo... He has another woman and wants to divorce me. What do you think I am alive... Wuwu... Even if this child grows up in the future, he is destined to be ridiculed by others. It's better, it's better... ... woo woo..."

At this time, everyone also heard a rough idea. It turned out that the woman's husband was looking for a new love and wanted to drive her out.

Zhu Bajie has always been a person who loves the fragrance and loves the jade, so he folded his fan and swayed lightly, and chimed in: "How is it such an easy thing to divorce your wife? As long as you don't commit the seven crimes, I'd like to see how he divorces you."

Tang Seng nodded and asked: "Female benefactor, since the meeting is fate, my master and apprentice will discuss this matter for you. I don't know the name of the benefactor, and where does she live?"

Only then did the woman stop crying, and saluted everyone sadly: "Everyone is really a good person. My family name is Bai Ming Susu, and I live in Huangjiapo two miles away. However, now that woman Jiu occupies the magpie's nest, At home with my husband... Doing such shameful things at home... I really can't see it, so I want to die."