Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

"It's unreasonable! In broad daylight, this is prostitution in the daylight!" Zhu Bajie folded his fan and said with righteous indignation, "Go, brother, I'm going to help you seek justice!"

He led the woman forward, but found that except for Tang Seng, the other three did not move, and he couldn't help being a little embarrassed.

Tang Seng also stopped in his tracks, looked back at Sun Wukong, Tao Tao and Sha Wujing and asked, "Why don't you follow? When you meet a woman in trouble, don't you plan to help? And it's already noon, let's find a place Get alms."

Tao Tao: "...Master is right."

The corner of Sun Wukong's mouth twitched, and then he followed.The master is the master, thinking far enough, it can't be too much, it's not too much.

Sha Wujing was expressionless, carrying the burden and followed along.

Along the way, Zhu Bajie kept asking Bai Susu how he was, and the person who asked the question had flushed cheeks, but he had no thoughts of committing suicide.Tao Tao was very unhappy watching it, this is a typical example of seeing sex and forgetting girls.

"This idiot will suffer sooner or later, just wait." Sun Wukong said softly.

"Why, is there something wrong with this woman? Is she a goblin?" In fact, Tao Tao had suspected it before. How can there be such a coincidence?He chose to hang himself next to a path two miles away, or he hung it up just after they passed by. Isn't this a clear way to ask them to rescue him?

And Bai Susu, Huang Jiapo, these two names sound easy to associate with.

Sun Wukong shook his head and said, "It's a human being, but the soul seems a little strange."

"That means being possessed by a demon?" Tao Tao guessed.

"It's hard to say, but it doesn't look like being possessed."

Tao Tao was stunned, this is strange, even Brother Hou couldn't figure it out, it seems that this woman does have some background.

After walking a few hundred meters, bypassing the woods, I saw a large and luxurious house in front of me.The house has green tiles and red walls, a tall courtyard, and a pair of stone lions at the door. One can tell at a glance that the identity of the owner is definitely not low.

However, Bai Susu stopped 50 meters away from the house, and said sadly while wiping away tears: "I really don't want to see my husband make out with that woman, benefactors, it's better to let it go."

"We've come here, how can we forget it? What are you afraid of? There are so many of us protecting you." Zhu Bajie wanted to grab her arm, but felt it was inappropriate, so anxious that he wanted to scratch the wall.

"Dear benefactors, don't you know that my husband is very narrow-minded, and usually I am not allowed to say a word to men. If he sees me with you, he will definitely beat me to death." Bai Susu said nothing. Ken walked forward, leaning on a tree and crying again.

Tang Seng heard the words and said: "Wukong, why don't you three brothers go to the house to see the situation first, and say that a passing monk came to ask for alms."

Sun Wukong glanced at Bai Susu, and said with a smile: "How can my three brothers be needed for such a trivial matter as begging? It is enough for Bajie to go alone. Idiot, why don't you hurry up and ask for alms? Maybe the woman who occupied the magpie's nest saw you, Just give up Miss Bai's husband."

Immediately, Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up, he straightened his clothes, and then shook the folding fan lightly: "Brother Monkey, do you think I am handsome, unrestrained and suave?"

"Enough is enough, let's go." Monkey King urged.

"But Brother Monkey, how does my brother look like a beggar like this?" Tao Tao questioned, this is clearly a romantic son.

"Then let Wujing go with me, Wujing looks like a real monk." Zhu Bajie looked at Sha Wujing's bald head, and laughed: "As for me, I will pretend to be a noble son who is walking with the monk. "

Sha Wujing didn't object, so he took out a bowl from his luggage and went to ask for alms with the suave Mr. Pig.

Walking to the door, I saw Sha Wujing knocking on the door, and the door was opened not long after.After a few conversations between the two sides, the two were invited in, and the door was closed again, which seemed to go smoothly.

Tao Tao has been paying attention to Bai Susu's actions, but the other party just sobbed in a low voice without saying a word.With Brother Monkey around, Tao Tao is more at ease, even if Bai Susu wants to play tricks, it is not easy.

At this moment, Zhu Bajie's exclamation suddenly came from the courtyard: "Brother Monkey, there is a dead person! You look like that little lady's husband and concubine!"

"Ah, my husband..." Bai Susu immediately burst into tears, stumbled and took two steps forward before falling to the ground, clutching her stomach and crying loudly.

Tang Seng was taken aback, and quickly ordered: "Wukong, go and see what's going on."

"But Master, what if..." Sun Wukong worried that it was a trap.

"Miss Bai is bleeding profusely, can she still be a teacher? Besides, there are Taozi and Bailongma here." Tang Seng and Tao Tao worked together to support Bai Susu to sit on the tree trunk, her skirt really turned red.

Sun Wukong felt a little dazzling when he saw the color, but he still drew a circle around everyone before leaving.As long as they don't get out of this circle, the monsters can't get close.

"Woooo...husband...my husband...my child..." Bai Susu cried bitterly, seeing her bleeding profusely, Tao Tao began to doubt her own judgment.

Even if she wanted to harm someone, it would be too much effort to do this, right?If the bleeding could not be stopped, she would really see Hades.

Tao Tao didn't know medicine, so she had to inject her own mana into her body. Unexpectedly, as soon as a ray was injected, the ground where they were sitting suddenly sank, and then they were picked up by a giant net!

The crowd immediately huddled together, the tall white dragon horse occupying the center, Tao Tao, Tang Seng and Bai Susu could only hold tightly to one leg of the horse each.

The net behind them was still trying to close, and they were squeezed into a ball, almost out of breath.

Still fooled!

"Peach..." Tang Seng was terrified. If he didn't know what was going on, he would be the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi in vain.

In fact, Tao Tao still had a chance to escape just now, as long as she returned to her original shape, she could jump from the mesh, but she couldn't let Tang Seng go into the tiger's mouth.

"What a deep scheming! You are not called Bai Susu, you are called Baihua, right?" Tao Tao glared at Bai Susu angrily across the horse's leg. This woman deliberately tricked them into this position, no matter what she said, she would not move forward One step later, Mingming already knew that a net had been set up here.

Brother Hou's circle can block the monsters coming in from the outside, but it can't block the magic weapon that was ambushing here.

Bai Susu has stopped crying, how can she still look weak and wronged?She brushed her hair and looked at Tao Tao with great interest: "You actually know my name?"

The giant net flew past in mid-air, as if being pulled by an invisible rope. Without thinking, it was known that the yellow-robed monster did it, and wanted to take them to Boyue Cave.

"I didn't guess it, but someone told me." Tao Tao stared at Bai Hua's shy face, and sure enough, she frowned slightly.

"That bitch?" Bai Hua gritted her teeth in embarrassment, a trace of hatred burst out in her eyes.

You are right!

Tao Tao remained calm and said following her words: "It's her, otherwise how would I know?"

"What else did the bitch tell you?" Bai Hua was nervous when she was angry, which was intriguing.

Before Tao Tao could answer, the net instantly sank into a dark cave, and finally landed lightly on the ground.

"Ma'am, ma'am, are you alright?" A man's worried voice suddenly sounded in his ear, and when he got used to the darkness, Tao Tao saw a large group of goblins standing beside him.

There was a masculine and handsome man among the goblins, his eyes were full of anticipation, he must have been the one who spoke just now.

Is this the yellow robe monster?Tao Tao accepted the appearance of the yellow-robed monster very calmly after being transformed into a handsome guy by Monkey King.

"My lord, I'm fine." Bai Hua replied shyly.

The little demons hurriedly opened the net, and the yellow-robed monster took the first to hug Bai Huaxie out, booing and asking for warmth.

"Tie it up, quickly tie up Tang Seng, this woman, and that horse!" The yellow-robed monster left without even looking at Tao Tao and the others.

Tao Tao weighed the strength of both sides, and finally decided to stand still.There are eighty if not a hundred little demons in this cave, she can't deal with them.

The two of them were tied to three pillars, and Tang Seng sighed quietly, feeling a little aggrieved.Why don't people get good rewards every time they do good things?Apart from wanting to eat him, these goblins still want to eat him, which is really too much.

After adapting to the environment, Tao Tao found that it was not very dark inside. There were oil lamps hanging on the walls around the cave, and a few large night pearls were inlaid on the ceiling of the cave.The cave extends in all directions, and there are eight little monsters guarding the entrance, so it is not easy to escape.

"Master, if you knew the consequences, would you still have saved Bai Susu?" Tao Tao was suddenly curious, and secretly thought that Tang Seng should be taught a lesson these few times, right?

Tang Seng said: "We will still save. Even if Bai Susu has evil intentions, the child in her womb is innocent. But as a teacher, I will find a way not to be caught here."

Tao Tao laughed, Tang Seng knew better than anyone else, but he was willing to give others one more chance.

While the two were chatting, the yellow-robed monster came out with Bai Hua who had changed into a new dress.Bai Huaxie was like a completely different person. She was dressed brightly and radiantly, alluringly, even more beautiful than some banshees.

This appearance and demeanor are really not like the princess raised by Baoxiang Kingdom.

To Tao Tao's surprise, there was also a woman standing on the other side of the yellow-robed monster, who was the bone spirit who had disappeared before!

Bone Essence looked at the yellow-robed monster with eyes full of admiration, but he was so careful not to be discovered. When the light bulb on Tao Tao's head lit up, the "slut" that Bai Hua shyly called could be Bone Essence, right?

What a bloody love triangle.

The yellow-robed monster has a simple, honest and masculine appearance, completely resembling a human man. At this time, he walked around Tang Seng and nodded with satisfaction.

"It is indeed Tang Seng, ma'am. When you eat Tang Seng's meat, we will be able to live together forever and be together forever. At that time, our children will not have to worry about life expectancy. Madam, if you can catch Tang Seng this time, you will be established." Head work."

Damn it, Tao Tao scolded secretly, so Bai Hua was ashamed and wanted to eat Master?She said that the yellow-robed monster was originally the Kuimu wolf of the heaven, so there was no need to eat Tang monk meat.However, can mortals really live forever if they eat Tang Monk meat?

Bai Hua smiled shyly, holding the arm of the yellow-robed monster, and said: "In order to be with the king forever, I am willing to do anything. My lord, this little lady is called Tao Tao, and she is the one who cooks delicious food according to legend, so let her Can you make Tang monk meat for us?"

"Madam can say whatever you want." Huang Pao gave a spoiled smile, then looked at Bone Demon again, and his smile became lighter: "Xiaobai, you have made a contribution this time, if you hadn't informed them of their itinerary in advance, we would have nothing to do Set up a net of heaven and earth."

"It's my blessing to be able to do things for the king." The bone spirit smiled happily, looking at the yellow-robed monster with eyes full of admiration.

Tao Tao was angrily, and sneered, "You did this just to get his love, right? It seems that Bai Huaxie is right, you are just a mistress who takes advantage of the magpie's nest, and specially hooks up with his husband when he is out."

"You, you are talking nonsense!" The Bone Demon blushed suddenly, and he didn't even dare to look at the yellow robe.She was a little scared, she didn't expect that the little thoughts she had concealed for a long time would be seen by others at a glance.

Tao Tao is deliberately sowing discord, so the more she talks, the more she gets excited: "How can I be talking nonsense? It is obvious that Baihuasha said it to herself, and you and her husband are doing such shameful things at home. Tsk tsk, Baihuasha you are so pitiful, The child in your belly is seven or eight months old, right? Your husband is willing to let you take such a big risk, but you are at home with the beauty."

"I, I just said it casually and deliberately lied to you." Bai Huaxiu was not calm anymore, Tao Tao had given her eye drops on the way back.Now, the more she thinks about it, the more she thinks it makes sense, maybe she has come true.

"My lord, what are you talking about? Did you do that with this bitch while I was away?" Bai Hua hummed shyly, and hammered the yellow-robed monster's chest with her small fist.

The yellow-robed monster hurriedly comforted: "Of course not, I only like you, why would I fall in love with other women?"

"But didn't you often go to the Bone Cave before? The day before yesterday she ran over to ask for help, and you promised to avenge her parents and let her live here in the future." The more Bai Huaxie talked, the more she felt that Huangpao had married a concubine Thoughts, fake crying has also become real crying.

The yellow-robed monster was sweating coldly on his forehead, and explained: "Xiaobai's family has been with me for so many years, her parents died tragically, so I can't just leave her alone?"

"Hey... I don't care, I don't care... Anyway, you have to drive her out and let her go wherever she likes, but she can't live in the wave moon cave." But it was shocking and weeping ghosts and gods.

The yellow-robed monster was about to be overwhelmed, so he had to say: "That will be done after eating Tang Monk's meat and cleaning up Monkey King and the others. Otherwise, Xiaobai is weak and alone, and if he gets out of this cave, he will be killed." Sun Wukong was killed."

Bai Hua shyly said that beating her to death would be better, but she said: "Then we have made an agreement, my lord. After this matter, we must drive her away. Otherwise, you just don't love me."

"Okay, okay, I'm all up to you." The yellow-robed monster turned his head to talk to the bone spirit, but saw the bone spirit drooping his head wiping his tears, so he hummed and haha ​​dealt with it.

Tao Tao has been watching the excitement, and to be honest, she is a little regretful that she didn't see the scene of the two women fighting.The Bone Demon doesn't know how he grew up, a goblin is not as strong as a human, so at a time like this, he should be upright.

She thought about it, and when there was no one around for a while, she would have to fight against the Bone Essence alone.

"You bad woman, you actually want to provoke my relationship with my king. It's too much." Sure enough, Bai Huaxie calmed down and began to criticize Tao Tao. "My lord, I think this woman is playing tricks on us on purpose, asking us to eat Tang's monk meat or not."

The yellow-robed monster nodded solemnly, and said angrily, "It's so courageous, even my majesty's wife dared to play tricks. Believe it or not, my majesty even ate you together?"

"I believe it, but I'm afraid you won't be able to digest it after eating it. And without me, you will never want to eat the most delicious Tang monk meat in your life." Tao Tao was so proud that the yellow-robed monster stared angrily, but took She can't help it.

Bai Huaxie hurriedly smoothed things over and said, "Your Majesty, let's not eat her, but Tang Priest's meat."

The yellow-robed monster immediately changed his words: "As long as you honestly make the most delicious Tang monk meat for my wife, my king may consider accepting you as a cook in the future."

Tao Tao thought for a while, and the yellow-robed monster threatened again: "If you don't agree, then the king will have to execute the punishment."

"I promise, I promise." Seeing that this trick is not easy to use, Tao Tao had to deal with it first, but then said with a look of embarrassment: "It's just that Madam is seven or eight months pregnant, do you really want to eat Tang Seng at this time?" ? I’m afraid she won’t be able to digest it after eating it, and it’s not good for the fetus.”

"Huh? Don't you know how to stew the meat until it's rotten? Even if it's all boiled into soup, it must be cooked for my lord!"

Tao Tao had no choice now, so she nodded honestly: "Your Majesty said this. However, it is not as easy to be a Tang monk as ordinary human flesh. Tang Monk is the reincarnation of a golden cicada, and his flesh is hard and tough. Cut him open, and then take out the intestines and stomachs inside, and then the blood will flow from here to the hole!"

"Nonsense, how can there be so much blood to shed?" Huang Pao's eyelids twitched, and he wanted to shout again.

But Bai Huaxi listened seriously, and advised, "My lord, Tang Seng is different from ordinary human beings."

"Ma'am is right." The yellow-robed monster smiled gently, motioning Tao Tao to continue.

If she hadn't known Bai Huashou's identity and purpose long ago, Tao Tao would have thought she was her undercover agent.

She continued to confuse: "After doing this, you have to pluck all the hair on your body, and then pick off the meat from different places and marinate it in different ways. Even the tenderest piece will have to be marinated for seven days and seven nights. Get rid of the fishy smell. After that..."

"You're talking nonsense, that's not what you said in the bone cave." The bone spirit frowned, and interrupted Tao Tao's nonsense: "You said you only need to marinate for three days and three nights."

"Is there such a thing?" The yellow-robed monster's complexion sank, and he couldn't take it any longer. He yelled majesticly: "My lord sees that you are deceiving on purpose! Come on, cook this nonsense little fairy for me too." Already!"