Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Tao Tao immediately begged for mercy in aggrieved manner, and cried out: "My lord, please forgive me, what I said is true! The reason I talked about it for three days and three nights in the Bone Cave was because the people who wanted to eat Tang Seng were goblins. But now it is different, It's your wife, Your Majesty. Your lady's body is so precious, how can she compare with those rude goblins?"

"My lord, I think what she said makes sense. After all, she still has a baby in her womb. My lord, if we let other goblins make Tang's monk meat, then we have to choke our son to death." Bai Hua hugged shamelessly. The yellow-robed monster shook its arm and said coquettishly.

"But... I'm afraid that there will be many dreams in the night." The yellow-robed monster frowned slightly, and Tang Seng's three apprentices were not easy to provoke.

Bai Hua said shyly and nonchalantly: "Didn't you think about this when you decided to eat Tang monk meat? You are from the sky..."

"Cough cough..." The yellow-robed monster interrupted Bai Huashu with a cough, and Bai Huashu was startled to slip his words, so he changed his words: "Your Majesty has four or five hundred little monsters under his command, so they can't even beat three monks? "

The yellow-robed monster straightened his chest and said: "How is that possible? Since that's the case, just listen to your wife, and cook Tang's monk meat like this. Come on, first pull Tang's monk down and dissect him, and take out the intestines and stomachs."

"Ah, Taozi, this..." Tang Seng thought it was the same as in the Bone Cave, using this method to delay time, but he didn't expect the yellow robe monster to do what he said, which would cut him open.

Tao Tao didn't expect to be self-defeating, so she quickly explained: "Don't cut it open yet!"

"Why can't it be cut? Didn't you say that you need to cut it first?" Huang Pao was displeased, waved his hand and said, "Don't delay any longer."

"It's definitely not delaying time, ma'am, ma'am is precious, how can she eat unclean food?" Tao Tao stammered and struggled for a long time to come up with an idea: "Tang Seng, he hasn't bathed for several months, so he has to wash his hands first. Clean him up!"

"Hmm..." Bai Huaxie immediately took a few steps back, clutching her nose, with a disgusted look on her face.

Tang Seng: "..."

The yellow-robed monster also frowned. He hasn't bathed for several months. This monk doesn't like to be clean too much.

Tao Tao secretly thought that I should say that I haven't bathed for several years, so Tang Seng can wash for a while longer.

"Come here, prepare hot water, remember to prepare more, must wash this Tang monk clean, from head to toe, don't let a single place go!"

"Yes, Your Majesty." Immediately, two banshees agreed with a smile, and Tang Seng felt a chill run down his spine.

Tao Tao is going to be helpless, brother monkey, brother monkey, if you don't come again, this time the master will really be lost!

When the fairies boiled the water, the yellow-robed monster had already returned to the room with Bai Huaxie. Except for the two little demons who stayed behind to guard, the rest of the demons also dispersed. Tao Tao finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Master, you can wash as long as you can later, and as many times as you can, you know?"

"...Taozi, is there really no other way? The poor monk is a monk, how can he let two witches guard the bath?" Tang Seng is in extreme danger. Could it be that his innocence will be lost today?

"Master, don't cry, stand up and masturbate!" Tao Tao cheered and encouraged.

Tang Seng: "..."

The hot water was finally boiled. The two banshees first brought a large wooden barrel, and then carried the hot water back and forth a dozen times, until the wooden barrel was 70.00% submerged.

They untied Tang Seng's rope, and then took off his clothes one by one, until only a pair of underwear remained, Tang Seng resolutely refused to take off!Even so, the exposed part made the banshees salivate, eager to take a bite.

Tang Seng's figure is actually not good, even his abdominal muscles are only one piece, but he is handsome, with fair skin, slender waist and long legs...

After struggling, he was finally pushed into the bucket by two banshees.

The temperature of the water was just right, but Tang Seng was uncomfortable, because besides the two banshees, there were also two guardian elves and Tao Tao staring at him.

Tao Tao pondered, it's been almost an hour, Brother Hou and the others should have come here too, right?

While thinking, there was a loud noise outside the cave, and the whole Wanzi Mountain trembled after hearing a "rumbling".

"Smelly monster, your grandpa, grandpa pig, and grandpa Sha are here! Hurry up and release my master and Taozi! If my master and my sister hurt a hair, I will definitely skin you! I will pull your tendons !Dug out your heart!"

"Idiot, don't you know how to change the word? The last time you shouted that in front of the bone cave, you didn't call anyone out."

"Then why don't you shout? I know the word, old pig."

Monkey King and Zhu Bajie shouted arrogantly from outside the cave. The yellow-robed monster is not a couple of bone spirits who are good at setting traps. How can they stand such agitation?Besides, Monkey King knocked on the cave door one after another, even if he didn't go out, the other party would come in sooner or later.

In a fit of rage, the yellow-robed monster snatched his own weapon, the soul-hunting knife, and was about to lead hundreds of little monsters out in a rage.

Bai Hua shamelessly helped him straighten his clothes, and said affectionately, "Your Majesty, you must be careful."

"Ma'am, don't worry, my husband will let you eat Tang Priest's meat. Tang Priest's place is dirty and messy, don't go there for now, go back to your room and get some rest." The yellow-robed monster hugged Bai Hua in embarrassment, then turned and left.

Bai Huaxie kept staring at his back and left the cave, waited until hundreds of little monsters had gone out, and then told the little monsters who stayed behind: "Be sure to keep an eye on Tang Seng, if he escapes, my wife will kill you!"

More than a dozen little demons tremblingly nodded in agreement, besides the eight guarding the cave gate, there were four more guarding Tang Seng and Tao Tao.

Tao Tao frowned slightly, secretly thinking that Bai Hua was quite cautious, if there were only four little demons here, she might be able to handle it.But now that there were eight, it was not so easy, but she decided to give it a try.

"Ouch, ouch, my stomach hurts..." Tao Tao wailed in pain, which immediately attracted the attention of several little demons.

One of the little demons asked with an unfriendly expression: "Howling for what? Howl again and beat you to death."

"Ouch...my stomach hurts so much, I want to go to the toilet... this big brother, can you help me untie it first, let me go to the toilet." Tao Tao blinked pitifully, and a large tear fell out.

"No, no, no, you must not let go of your rope. Who knows if you will take the opportunity to escape?" Xiao Yao refused unequivocally.

"But if I don't go to the toilet again, I will, I will..."

"What happened?" A familiar voice suddenly sounded, interrupting Tao Tao's wailing.At first glance, it turned out to be a bone spirit that came out of nowhere.

When Tao Tao saw her, she knew it was over. This goblin kept breaking the stage, and she definitely couldn't continue her play.

Xiao Yao replied honestly: "Miss Bai, this woman said she had a stomachache and wanted to go to the toilet. I don't dare to untie her. If she escapes, no one can afford it."

The Bone Demon glanced at Tao Tao, then at Tang Seng who was still trying to take a bath, and told the four new little demons, "I just came from Madam, Madam has a severe stomachache, and I want you to report to the King."

"But……"

"But what? You dare not even listen to Madam's words? Or do you want her to continue to suffer? If you delay Madam's condition and let the king know, you will never be spared!" Bone Essence's complexion darkened, and his tone became more majestic.

The four little demons had no choice but to agree, two ran out of the cave in a panic, and the other two went to Bai Huaxiu's room.

When the four little demons were gone, the Bone Demon suddenly shot like lightning, and a gust of wind blew over the two female demons and the two little demons who stayed behind one after another. The four demons fell to the ground without a groan, unconscious.

Both Tao Tao and Tang Seng were a little surprised. What does the Bone Demon want to do?Is it because the snipe and the clam compete for the fisherman's benefit?

But Tao Tao also felt that this was a good opportunity, and when her figure suddenly changed, she returned to her original shape.The rope that bound her suddenly fell to the ground, and she jumped out easily.Tang Seng also turned over from the barrel clutching his chest, picked up his clothes and put them on.

"Hurry up, or you will be discovered." Strangely, instead of taking them away directly, the White Bone Demon reminded them worriedly.

Tao Tao turned into a human again, blocked Tang Seng behind her, and said vigilantly, "What are you trying to do? If you want to take my master away, don't worry about it. Brother Monkey and the others will come in soon."

"I didn't mean that, I just wanted to take you out of here. I know a road leading to the outside, and that road leads to the Bone Cave, and only a few people know about it." The Bone Demon was not angry, but explained in a low voice stand up.

"Why are you helping us? Don't you want to eat my master?" Tao Tao was full of doubts. From the very beginning, she felt that this little bone spirit lady was too strange.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do what happened before, they forced me to do that. If I'm disobedient, they will beat or scold you...you saw it in the Bone Cave two days ago." Bone Demon wept, but It was quickly wiped away.

There were already footsteps in the cave, probably the two little demons who went to Baihuasha came back after knowing the truth.

The Bone Demon said anxiously: "Let's go, if you don't go, it will be too late. I know Sun Wukong and the others are very powerful, but the King in Yellow Robe is not a vegetarian. He used to be Kuixing Kuimulang in the sky!"

"You even know this?" Tao Tao made a sudden decision, grabbed Tang Seng's arm and said, "Master, let's just believe her once."

"Sister Taozi, and me." A weak boy's voice came from the side, and Tao Tao remembered that he had forgotten Bai Longma.

Fortunately, Xiao Bailong was also clever, and immediately turned into a human, and the ropes that bound him fell to the ground.

The Bone Demon had no time to be surprised, and walked into the side hole first.

Tao Tao led Tang Seng and Xiao Bailong to follow quickly, and the three of them followed the bone spirit around the cave, turning around five or six branches before stopping.The White Bone Demon somehow pressed on the wall beside him, and a dark hole appeared on the ground.

Seemingly worried that the two of them would not believe it, she took the lead and walked down. It turned out that there was a staircase leading to the ground.Tao Tao went in first, Tang Seng was in the middle, and Xiaobailong was behind the hall. When all four of them went down, the stone gate at the entrance of the cave closed automatically again.

The Bone Demon walked straight forward without saying a word. After walking for at least two quarters of an hour, he slowed down and let out a long sigh of relief.

"It's almost left the range of Wanzi Mountain, and if you walk half an hour further, you can reach the underground space that Monkey King and the others entered." Seeing Tao Tao's complexion changed slightly, Bai Gujing quickly explained: "The formation there has already been destroyed. It was destroyed by Sun Wukong and the other three, and with me here, you will not be trapped."

Tao Tao didn't leave, and asked again: "Why did you help us? Even if you were forced to do those things, but you are also a goblin, so you really don't want to eat Tang's monk meat?"

Bone Essence smiled bitterly: "How can I tell you to believe it? In fact, you only need to follow me for half an hour and see the underground space, and you should know."

"We won't go. We won't move forward unless you tell me." Tao Taoxin said that anyway, she is out of danger for the time being, and it is impossible for the yellow-robed monster to catch up immediately. It is better to figure out the problem of the bone spirit first. .

Tang Seng also opened his mouth and said: "Do you have something to hide? Tell me, maybe we can help you. The poor monk checked your words and saw that you are not a bad fairy."

"Are you really willing to help me?" Bone Essence's complexion moved slightly, and tears welled up in his eyes again.

"You tell me first, then we will know if we can help." Tao Tao also softened her heart a little.

Bone Demon nodded, wiped away tears and said, "Thank you. Actually, I was not a fairy before, I was the shame of Baihua."

"Ah?" Tao Tao, Tang Seng and Xiao Bailong were all surprised. The Bone Essence is Baihuashou, so who is Baihuashao?Bone Essence?How is it like saying a tongue twister?

But looking at the shy behavior of Baigujing and Baihua, these two people are indeed very weird.The little white bone spirit lady was not liked by the old couple, and even got slapped for a word, and she only dared to pay attention to the yellow robe monster, her beloved.

On the other hand, Baihua is shy, her behavior is enchanting, and no one will refute her if she is a goblin.

Tao Tao sorted out her thoughts and asked, "Then how did you become the Bone Demon? Why didn't you tell the yellow-robed monster? I saw that the yellow-robed monster was really ashamed of that Baihua."

The Bone Demon sighed: "Your Majesty treats me really differently. In fact, I am a princess of Baoxiang Kingdom. I was taken away from the palace by the King when I was 14 years old. At that time, I hated him very much and was also very afraid of this place. I fell in love with him, and decided to stay and live a good life with him."

"Unexpectedly, one day three years later, the White Bone Demon and his wife invited the King and me to visit. The King has a good relationship with them, so he took me there happily. The King and the White Bone Demon couple drank happily. Bai Susu, that is The real bone spirit said to take me to visit the cave, so I went with her."

"But she brought me to that underground space. I was terrified and wanted to go back the same way, but Bai Susu used methods to control me, and used the formation inside to forcefully exchange my soul!"

Having said this, Bone Demon flinched, as if recalling the unbearable past.

"The formation over there is so powerful?" Tao Tao exclaimed, forcing the exchange of souls, even Brother Hou couldn't do it, right?No wonder it took so long for the three brothers to break through the formation and escape.

She suddenly felt a little distressed for the Bone Demon.

"The formation there is really powerful. The Bone Demon and his wife have deceived many people by tricking Sun Wukong. There are many bones in that space... It is said that the Bone Demon and his wife cultivated to become spirits there before." The Bone Demon simply found a stone and sat down. , Tao Tao and the other three also sat down beside her and continued to listen to her story.

"After changing my body, Bai Susu threatened me not to speak out. Only then did I know that she had loved the king for a long time, long before the king took me away. In order to be with the king, what crazy method did she do? I made it out. I was very scared, and from then on I could only look at the king from a distance, and at the beginning I was beaten half to death by the Bone Demon couple..."

Tang Seng recited "Amitabha Buddha" and asked again: "After the bone demon couple were beaten to death, why didn't you leave far away and live a free life from now on? Why do you have to come to this moon cave?"

"Master, this is the love that you monks don't understand." Tao Tao analyzed with a smile: "She loves the yellow-robed monster deeply, and the first thing she will do after she is free is to return to the yellow-robed monster. , without saying a word, and the other party can't recognize her, she thinks it's worth it."

"Miss Peach is right, but I'm sorry for you guys... After all, I became a goblin like them and went to harm people..."

"But you still have kind thoughts in your heart, otherwise you won't save us." Tang Seng stepped forward to hold the hand of the bone demon, and said sincerely: "As long as you sincerely repent, it's never too late, and you can still eat fast and chant Buddha in the rest of your life." Come to atone."

Bone Essence shook her head, but said nothing, she had too many injustices, no matter how much she tried to atone for her sins, she might not be able to atone completely.And her wish in this life is to tell the truth to King Huangpao, to let him know that she is the one he loves.

The four of them looked at each other in silence. After a long time, Tao Tao broke the silence: "You said before that the yellow-robed monster is Kuixing Kuimulang from Heaven? How did you know this? He told you?"

"Yes. Your Majesty is very kind to me. He even told me his biggest secret. He said he was Kui Mulang, and in my previous life I was a maidservant serving incense in the Temple of Heaven. We fell in love with each other sincerely. But the Heavenly Court We are not allowed to be together, so we secretly agreed that I will reincarnate first, and he will come down to find me when he finds an opportunity."

Speaking of this, Bone Demon finally showed a happy smile: "He didn't break his promise, he really came to me."

Little Bailong's childlike mind asked Tao Tao and Tang Seng a question that neither Tao Tao nor Tang Seng dared to ask: "But what he loves now is that Baihuaxiu, and he doesn't even realize that that person is not you anymore, even so, you still have to continue." love him?"

Bone Essence's face was pale, and he shook his head with a pained look on his face.In fact, her actions have already shown everything, she still loves Kui Mulang.Perhaps, she still had a glimmer of hope in her heart, telling herself that Kui Mulang was blinded because she loved him too much.

Tao Tao poked Xiao Bailong's arm, but Xiao Bailong didn't understand what he meant, and asked again: "Then if Kui Mulang knows the truth in the future, he won't choose you?"