Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

"Oh, who is it?" Sun Wukong couldn't wait any longer. Hearing what Erlang Shen said, he dragged him out.

Nezha was still tugging at his other arm, almost falling over.

God Erlang said as he walked: "The four gods of wind, rain, thunder and lightning. Think about it, Great Sage, we fought with that monster in close combat, and he could easily trap the treasure, but these four gods are different. They can stand far away." If there is wind and thunder in the place, the magic weapon of the monster may not be able to lure their treasure away."

"Zhenjun's idea is good, but it is enough to have the help of Granny Feng and Lord Lei. When Granny Feng releases a strong wind, maybe even the monster and the iron circle will be blown away. If not, Leigong will chop down a few more thunderstorms." , It would be best to hack that monster to death."

The more Sun Wukong thought about it, the more he felt that this method was feasible, so he immediately picked up his speed and flew towards the residence of the four gods.

Nezha chased after him, and asked unconvinced: "My lord, is there no use for me? I want to go and see, maybe I can beat him to death without the help of a few gods. "

"You can go together if you want to, but put away all your magic weapons, so as not to fall into the hands of monsters." Sun Wukong kindly reminded, but Nezha pouted, feeling that he was underestimated.

In a short while, the three of them arrived at the residence of the four immortals. There was no need to let the wind and thunder blow today, so the few of them were very leisurely, drinking tea and chatting together.

Seeing Monkey King, Erlang God and Nezha coming together, I thought something big had happened, so I hurried forward to say hello.

"There is indeed a big event, and I would like to ask everyone to help you." Sun Wukong explained his plan to several people.

Everyone was shocked after hearing this, even the magic weapons of Monkey King and Erlang God were taken away, this monster's treasure is really powerful.

Granny Feng and Lei Gong said in unison: "But follow the instructions of the Great Sage!"

Sun Wukong said happily: "Okay, you two come with me now, and watch my gestures when the time comes. When I raise my left hand, I let out the wind, and when I raise my right hand, it thunders. You must not be merciful this time, the wind must be able to blow up trees. The wind, the thunder must be able to strike the deadly thunder."

"Follow the instructions of the Great Sage." Without any objection, the two set off with their windbags and Thor's Hammer.

Sun Wukong, Erlangshen and Nezha went to Jindou Cave first, and Sun Wukong asked Nezha to hide first, waiting for the opportunity to act, and he went to call the door.

"Monster, come out! Your grandpa grandpa is here again. Quickly release the old grandson's juniors, and return all the magic weapons to us, otherwise they will enter your cave, and you will never have peace!"

There was a hint of a smile on the corner of Erlang Shen's lips. Sometimes he had to admire Monkey King for being willing to face any situation.If you let him call for a fight like this, I'm afraid it won't work.

Seeing that there was no movement in the cave for a long time, Monkey King cursed a few more words. King Si, who was eating, finally couldn't bear it anymore, threw the half-baked meat on the ground, and rushed out in a hurry.

"This Sun Wukong is too much, he came to the door again and again, my lord wants to see what kind of reinforcements he invites this time!"

The stone gate was rumbled away by the little monsters, and King Si came out majesticly holding a spear and spear, but he saw the unarmed Monkey King and Erlang God, and couldn't help laughing.

"The two defeated generals thought you had invited some reinforcements, but no one has invited them. Hmph, you dare to fight here. I'm not afraid that my lord will tie you up and cook for you later?"

Sun Wukong and Erlang Shen stepped back a few steps together, and King Si laughed even more wildly.

I saw Sun Wukong suddenly raised his left hand, and when King Si didn't know why, a gust of wind suddenly rose in the air, and it happened to blow towards him.

King Si was stunned, and before he could figure out what was going on, a group of little demons behind him were blown away and screamed.King Si was also trembling uncontrollably, the flesh on his face turned into dough, letting the strong wind knead him.

He plunged the spear into the ground suddenly, managed to stabilize his figure, looked up to the sky, and saw a pretty figure looming, who is it not Granny Feng?

"Damn Monkey King, you actually want to use this method to win the king? You really have no shame!" The king was angry. This kind of behavior is simply the behavior of a villain.

"Hmph, if you are shameless, who can compare to you? Let's fight!" Sun Wukong and Erlang Shen rushed forward, one on the left and one on the right. Even if they didn't have magic weapons, they still had spells and fists.

Erlang God even opened his third eye, and saw a golden light shoot out, just hitting King Si's chest and abdomen, King Si suddenly screamed and retreated more than ten steps.Little did he know that it was a blessing in disguise, and he actually avoided the gust of wind. Without hesitation, he took off the iron ring from his arm and poured mana into it.The iron circle was full of silver light, and Granny Feng's wind bag immediately became useless, causing Granny Feng to sway left and right, making her unable to stand steadily.

In the end, it couldn't hold back anymore, and the wind bag was snatched away by the iron ring in an instant, and Granny Feng was so panicked that she wanted to catch up.

King Si laughed loudly and said, "It's not just a broken wind bag, but I also want to blow my king away..."

"Look at the monster!" Nezha, who was hiding in a panic, suddenly rushed out, and the red-tasseled gun flashed coldly, and stabbed at King Si.

Sun Wukong yelled that it was not good, he had just raised his right hand, ready to let Lei Gong thunder, he quickly put his hand down.Unexpectedly, in Lei Gong's eyes, it was the signal to attack. Suddenly Thor's Hammer fell, and a thunderbolt shook the sky, and struck straight in the direction of King Si.

Nezha just shot and stabbed out, but the spear became the thing that led the thunder. The thunder was led away by the red-tasseled gun halfway, and smashed on Nezha's body.

"Ah..." Nezha let out a scream and fell to the ground on the spot with wisps of black smoke billowing from his body.

"Nezha!" Sun Wukong and Erlangshen were shocked, and they rushed over together. They helped Nezha to sit up, and saw Nezha staring straight at him, and spitting out a puff of black smoke, as if Lost soul.

King Si took advantage of the danger and took the opportunity to snatch Thor's Hammer and Hongying Spear away. He smiled happily, but he didn't mean to kill Monkey King and others.

"Hahahaha... It's retribution, retribution! My king won't play with you anymore, so you can take care of it yourself." King Si Mingjin withdrew his troops, but he was still terrified. If he was hit by the blow just now, he would be the one who fell now.

"Nezha, how are you doing?" Sun Wukong didn't have time to pay attention to King Si, went to pinch Nezha, poked his forehead, and shook it a few times, in a panic.

"Num, it's so numb..." Nezha moved his lips, exhaled another puff of black smoke, and finally rolled his eyes, as if he had come to life.

Monkey King and Erlang Shen breathed a sigh of relief, and Erlang Shen said: "Just take a good rest, Great Sage, why don't we send him back first."

"No, no, I'm fine..." Nezha gradually recovered, shook his head violently, and began to speak quickly.

"Are you okay?" Sun Wukong asked suspiciously.

With the support of the two, Nezha stood up, rubbed his numb arms and said, "It's all right. My body is different from yours. It's made of lotus root. The thunder doesn't have that strong effect on me."

Seeing that he had slashed the wrong person, Lei Gong hurriedly descended to the realm, hesitantly greeted Nezha and apologized.

"I don't blame you for this, it's this kid who rushed out suddenly." Monkey King smoothed things over, but Nezha did his best to help anyway, and Monkey King appreciated it.

Granny Feng also flew down, wiped her tears and said, "Great Sage, what should I do? Even my wind bag was taken away."

"My Thor's Hammer was also taken away, alas." Lei Gong sighed depressingly, that's the guy he eats.

"For the current plan, I can only find a way to steal all the treasures first, and then find a way to destroy this monster." Monkey King walked around, thinking about it, and decided that the gourmet plan is the most reliable, seeing the monster's greedy appearance, I knew that I would definitely be won by the food.

He whispered a few words in the ears of Erlangshen and Nezha. Erlangshen looked embarrassed, but Nezha was really excited and eager to try it, as if he thought it was fun.

"Since the Great Sage has decided, then do it this way." Erlang Shen had no choice but to agree.

Monkey King immediately flew into the jungle to hunt some game and came over. Erlangshen, Nezha and others couldn't even touch the spring water, and they couldn't even do the work of building a stove.

When everything was ready, he started the barbecue business again. After a while, the aroma of the oil came out. Even if the gods didn't eat these, they took a few more mouthfuls of the aroma.Nezha and Erlangshen tried to fan the fragrant wind into the cave, and after fanning for a while, they heard footsteps coming from the cave, and they quickly transformed themselves into two mosquitoes and hid themselves.

Seeing that King Xi hastily opened the stone gate, swallowed his saliva and rushed out.

"Sun Wukong, I knew you were playing tricks again! Why, you want to live in front of my cave and wait for the opportunity to save people?" His tone was fierce, but his eyes were fixed on the golden pheasant roasted on the rack.

Monkey King ignored him at all, and continued to roast his pheasant, and even applied the seasoning again with a blank face, so the aroma became stronger.

The king was drooling, and took a few steps forward: "What on earth do you want to do? Don't think that the king really dare not kill you! No, the king will arrest you and let you roast pheasant for me every day! "

The long spear suddenly attacked Sun Wukong, and Sun Wukong raised two pheasants to block in front of him, but the long spear stopped abruptly.

"You monster, why are you so impatient? This pheasant was originally roasted for you. As long as you release my two junior brothers, I will give you all these pheasants. Otherwise, hum, you won't even want to eat a bite."

Sun Wukong took a bite of the chicken wings calmly, and Mei let out a long sigh: "It's so fragrant and delicious."

King Xi has already stared straight ahead, his Adam's apple keeps moving up and down, but he just refuses to give in.

"That Sha Wujing can be returned to you, but not that big fat pig. As long as you roast that big fat pig for me, I will return all the magic weapons to you. Do you want to?" King Si After all, he let go and started bargaining with Monkey King.

"Don't do it." Sun Wukong refused, and ate the second chicken wing.

King Si yelled angrily, "Don't eat any more! If you eat any more, I'll beat you to death!"

"Huh, let's see if you have the ability!" Sun Wukong threw the pheasant to Granny Feng and Lei Gong, with a cold light in his eyes, he attacked it.

He was just trying to delay time, letting Erlang Shen and Nezha go in to save people and steal treasures.The moment King Si opened the stone gate, two mosquitoes flew in, one went straight to Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, and the other went straight to the little black room, looking for the treasure.

As soon as the golden light of Erlang God's third eye opened, the monsters guarding Zhu Bajie and the two were instantly killed. Once the golden light shone on the ropes on the two of them, the ropes broke automatically.When Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing saw Erlang God come to rescue them, they were both surprised and happy, thinking that Brother Monkey was a great helper.

"It's not good, the fat pig and the big fish have been rescued again!" The movement here quickly alarmed the little monsters inside, and with a loud shout, all the monsters guarding the cave rushed over.

Even if the magic weapon was taken away, the three of them were not afraid at all when they were surrounded by a group of little monsters, and rushed out while beating them.

Nezha's side didn't go so smoothly. It turned out that there were too many branches in the cave and the light was dim. He got lost after wandering around. After searching for a long time, he couldn't find the cave that Monkey King mentioned.

When the cave was in chaos, he became even more anxious, turning around like a headless fly, and finally changed back into a human form and joined the battlefield.

His red-tasseled gun was taken away, but the Qiankun circle, Huntian Ling, and Fenghuolun were all still there. When the Qiankun circle was thrown out, a large number of people were killed instantly, and the people inside the cave were thrown off their feet.

The change in the cave finally alarmed King Si, and King Si realized that he had been fooled, and ignored Monkey King, turned around and went into the cave.Seeing Nezha slaughtering all directions, he once again sacrificed the iron circle, and suddenly caught all the remaining treasures of Nezha!

In the chaos, Sha Wujing, who couldn't change the art, was caught by the little demon again, and the others escaped successfully, but all the treasures stayed in the cave, each of them itching with hatred.

"However, there are not many monsters left in his cave. There are only about one or two hundred people. Why don't we go in with all our strength?" Nezha was fighting vigorously and wanted to play for a while.

Sun Wukong said: "That's not right, you just killed so many with magic weapons, now we are all unarmed, how to fight? There are many ants and the elephant is killed, once you are surrounded, it is difficult to escape."

Erlang said: "Sun Dasheng is right. Besides, even if the little demon is killed, the demon will not be able to deal with it. If he has a magic weapon in his hands, he will definitely not be my opponent, but now it is hard to say..."

"Junior brother Sha is still in the cave, Brother Hou, what do you think we should do?" Zhu Bajie felt very aggrieved, he had been caught twice by the monster, and Lao Sha had been caught three times.

"For the current plan, I can only continue to ask for help. The old grandson hasn't been to Guanyin Bodhisattva for a long time, so I go to find out the origin of this monster first." Monkey King has no choice. The mother-in-law and Lei Gong also came, but they all failed.

Could this monster be released by Guanyin Bodhisattva again?

"Brother Monkey, go early and come back early." Zhu Bajie urged earnestly.

Sun Wukong waved his hand, used the technique of riding the clouds and fog, and disappeared in front of everyone.

Monkey King went to the South China Sea without mentioning that Tao Tao had already arrived at the Monkey Mountain. The distance of a hundred miles is nothing to the monsters. The gongs, drums and suonas did not stop along the way, which shocked all the little monsters around. lively.

Like Scorpion Mountain, Macaque Mountain has long been covered with flowers made of red silk, and the red silk is spread from the top of the mountain to the foot of the mountain. Six-eared Macaque and Tian Xie rode white horses on the red silk, and came to the top of the mountain amidst the cheers of all the demons.

There is also a luxurious and gorgeous mansion on the Macaque Mountain, it can be seen that it is newly built, and the house is covered with red and green everywhere, which is very festive.The six-eared macaque has no parents or brothers, and he is the only one in this world, but he has many macaques and goblins, which are not inferior to Xiezishan.

Seeing that it was past noon, the six-eared macaque carried Tian Xie off the horse and carried it all the way into the hall, intending to worship the heaven and the earth.

Without a high hall, they placed the portrait of Sanqing on the table as a witness of the gods.

"Tao Zi, come and call us." Tian Xie pulled Tao Tao and stood in the front, Tao Tao looked stunned, didn't they even invite the singer?

Tian Xie whispered: "This is a group of monsters who have never seen the world. You have traveled a lot in the human world and know a lot of etiquette. I trust you the most."

"Then, let me try." Tao Taoxin said that I have never seen anyone get married!

However, he still agreed, cleared his throat and said, "The bride and groom are already in place, and we will start worshiping heaven and earth."

The six-eared macaque and the field scorpion immediately stood upright, surrounded by countless monsters to watch the fun, and those on the inner three floors and the outer three floors really felt very novel and exciting.

Tao Tao said loudly: "Bow to heaven and earth!"

The two turned around and faced the outside to pray to heaven and earth, which attracted a group of little demons to cheer, and whispered to each other that they would do the same when they got married.

"Two thanks to the high hall!"

This time it was worshiping Sanqing, and the Taishang Laojun who was refining alchemy in Tushita Palace suddenly yawned, as if someone was talking about him.Could it be that the cheap granddaughter is coming to see him again?No, I have to hide all the pills first.

"Bye husband and wife!"

Tian Xie didn't wear a phoenix crown, so the six-eared macaque was very safe and didn't have to worry about being overwhelmed by the phoenix crown.

But he didn't want the six-eared macaque to suddenly stretch out its long arms and put Tian Xie into its arms after the two of them worshiped, and then kissed her.

All the monsters suddenly booed loudly, and many maidens screamed happily, which immediately pushed the atmosphere to a climax.

Tao Tao was a little dazed, she didn't know whether to say "sent to the bridal chamber" or not, she always felt that the rhythm of these two people going to the bridal chamber here!

The two hugged and kissed for a long time before they let go, Tian Xie's lips were red from the kiss, his cheeks were also flushed, there was a hint of shyness in his eyes, and he smiled happily.

"Madam, we are finally married." The six-eared macaque smiled like a fool, and said affectionately: "The first time I saw you more than 500 years ago, I knew that you were my doom. Tens of thousands of 500 years, I will walk with you."

"Stinky monkey, why are you so provocative all of a sudden? It makes people feel embarrassed." Tian Xie blushed even more, leaning happily in the arms of the six-eared macaque, winked at Tao Tao.

Tao Tao finally remembered her duty, and suddenly shouted: "Licheng, send it to the bridal chamber!"