Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Two banshees helped Tian Xie into the bridal chamber, and the six-eared macaque greeted the guests.

The mountains have already prepared delicacies from mountains and seas. Although the taste is not comparable to that made by Taotao, it is already very good for monsters.Hundreds of tables were seated in the front, middle and back yards, and all the monsters who had a relationship with Tian Xie and the six-eared macaque came to congratulate them.

Tao Tao is not very interested in food, after all, she is used to eating food made by herself, and eating such rough food is not suitable for her appetite.What made her even more depressed was that she was actually sitting at the same table with this woman, Ruyi.

Ruyi's attire has changed a bit. Instead of dressing up as a Taoist nun, she wears emerald jewels, light makeup, and beautiful dresses.It's just that this look is very incongruous with that mean face.

Since the last farewell in Cuiyun Mountain, Tao Tao thought that she would never see this woman again, but she never expected to meet her here.She remembered that the relationship between Tian Xie and Ruyi was not very good, how could Ruyi come to the wedding banquet?

"What are you looking at? Don't think that you are superior to others by shouting a few words of etiquette. Huh, who is not a distinguished guest here?" Ruyi is also very upset with Tao Tao, and when she thinks of the evil deeds of Monkey King and his group, she becomes very angry. where to come.

Thinking that Tao Tao wanted to provoke her, she preemptively struck her. Immediately, all the guests at the table looked at Tao Tao.

Tao Tao was speechless, thinking to herself that this woman really confused black and white, and asked back: "How do you know I'm looking at you if you don't look at me? Anyway, I'm an old acquaintance. I wanted to say hello to you, but I didn't expect you to be so hot-tempered. Today is the same Can't you restrain your temper a little on the big day of the family?"

"You..." Ruyi gritted her teeth angrily, and Tao Tao's words were confirmed in the eyes of the guests, who were all guessing where this violent woman came from.

"Hmph, I don't care about you today! If His Majesty of Xiliang Kingdom asked me to come and congratulate me, I wouldn't come." Ruyi suppressed the anger in her heart, just took a few mouthfuls, said goodbye and left .

Not long after she left, Tao Tao also got up to leave, but she didn't leave, but went to Tian Xie's wedding room.The group of monsters outside are unknown, and things are so-so, she might as well play with Tian Xie.

In the end, when they got to the wedding room, Tian Xie couldn't help laughing and crying, and Tian Xie actually hid in it and ate big fish and meat, enjoying himself.

"Little Taozi, you finished eating so quickly? Do you think the food here is not delicious? How about I let the cook cook it for you alone?" Tian Xie was just finishing eating a spare rib, his hands were oily, and he had no image. I really care about Tao Tao.

Tao Tao smiled and said: "No need, I've already eaten, you can eat slowly. I'm just too bored, so I came to play with you, how about it, are you nervous?"

Tian Xie asked her to sit beside her, and asked curiously, "Why are you nervous?"

"Tonight is the wedding night." Tao Tao raised her eyebrows, showing a malicious smile: "Then you will spend the spring night together."

"Then what's the matter? Smelly Monkey and I have already spent the spring night together, hey, you don't know." Tian Xie smiled triumphantly, and Tao Tao remembered that the two of them slept together when they were in the Flame Mountain. .

She raised the white flag to surrender, but she couldn't be too coquettish, she couldn't be too coquettish, she was really molested instead of being molested.She used to think about having a bridal chamber at night, but now she backed off.

Tian Xie smiled and said: "Tell me, how are you and your Monkey King? We are married now, you have to hurry up. If you want me to tell you, don't read any scriptures, you two go back to Huaguo Mountain How about getting married as soon as possible? At that time, Smelly Monkey and I will definitely bring the most expensive gifts to congratulate."

Tao Tao blushed, and argued: "Don't talk nonsense, I don't have a word with Brother Hou. Besides, Brother Hou was enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he must escort Tang Monk to the West Paradise. If he didn't get the scriptures Before, I couldn’t go anywhere.”

"What didn't you say? Can't you tell that that stinky monkey likes you? But Sun Wukong is as sultry as Liu Er, and he keeps a lot of things in his heart and doesn't say them out. Hmph, you have to take the initiative to attack this kind of man." Tian Xie clenched his fist, like a wise elder, and earnestly warned: "This time, after you go back, find a time to eat him, and you won't be afraid that he will continue to bore you."

Tao Tao: "..."

She really doesn't have the courage!

Besides, my brother stared at him all the time every day, even if she said a word or a smile to Brother Hou, Zhu Bajie would find an excuse to interrupt.

Tian Xie was still earnest: "Let me tell you, you must not hesitate in this kind of thing. There is no shortage of women to like a man like Monkey King. You must be close to the water to get the moon first. Seize the opportunity, you know?"

"Also, let's forget it... It's better to let this kind of thing take its course." Tao Taoke, who didn't have the courage to overthrow Brother Monkey, muttered: "Besides, if he is so easily seduced by other girls , is not worthy of my liking."

"Ah!" Tian Xie knocked her on the head resentfully, rolling his eyes, trying to figure out how to make good sisters.

This feast of flowing water lasted for several hours, and Monkey King finally arrived at the Purple Bamboo Forest in the South China Sea.

Coincidentally, it was Hong Haier who greeted him. Compared with the rebellious and rebellious one before, Hong Haier is now much more well-behaved and sensible, and has become a qualified boy of good fortune.

"Is the Bodhisattva here?" Monkey King didn't have time to be polite to him, and went straight to the residence of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Hong Haier smiled and said, "Yes, let me go in and make an announcement."

"You don't need to notify, Lao Sun will go in by himself." How could Sun Wukong wait?He walked in quickly. "Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, my grandson is here."

"Wukong, why are you yelling like this? I haven't seen you for a few days, why did you come to me again? But Monk Tang is in danger again?" Bodhisattva was meditating on the lotus platform, when he heard this, he opened his eyes and scolded.

Sun Wukong saluted, waved his hands and said, "Master is not in danger, but Lao Sun and his juniors are in danger. Even Erlang God, Nezha, Granny Feng and Lei Gong are also in danger."

"Oh? What happened?" Guanyin Bodhisattva looked puzzled.

Sun Wukong narrated the story of Jindou Mountain, the cause and effect in detail, the Bodhisattva nodded slightly when he heard it, counted his fingers, but laughed.

"Bodhisattva, we are all in such misery, why are you still laughing? But have you thought of a way to deal with that monster? After all, that monster is not raised by you, Bodhisattva, right?"

"Nonsense, how can I raise monsters?" Guanyin Bodhisattva glared at him, "It's not difficult for you to deal with this monster. As long as your junior sister Tao Tao comes back, you will be able to take down that monster."

"Peach? How can peaches have such abilities, Bodhisattva, don't be ridiculous." Monkey King didn't believe it at all. Even if peaches make delicious food, but the monster has been fooled a few times, and he will definitely not be fooled again.

Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "Monks don't tell lies. When did I lie to you? I have pointed out the wrong way for you. If you don't believe it, no one can help you."

Sun Wukong touched his chin, seeing that the Bodhisattva was really not joking, he asked, "Bodhisattva, can you explain a little more clearly, how can Taozi subdue demons?"

"When you find her, it will be clear. Don't waste any more time, go quickly." Guanyin Bodhisattva closed his eyes after finishing speaking, and continued to meditate.

Sun Wukong cupped his hands and said, "Thank you Bodhisattva, my grandson is going to look for peaches now."

It is tens of thousands of miles from the South China Sea to Scorpion Mountain, but it is only an instant for Monkey King.However, it was getting late, and he was afraid that a somersault would turn too far, so he deliberately slowed down.

Seeing a brightly lit high mountain covered in red and green from a distance, Monkey King was overjoyed and landed on the top of the mountain briskly.It was discovered that there was a big house on the mountain, and countless monsters were coming out of the house one after another with their shoulders crossed, all reeking of alcohol, obviously they had just finished a banquet.

Sun Wukong took a few glances and saw three identical monsters seeing off the guests. He immediately stepped forward and asked, "Is this the Scorpion Mountain? Have you ever seen a girl named Tao Tao?"

"It's the Scorpion Mountain. Your Excellency... If you come to have a drink, you may come too late." The boss looked Monkey King up and down, guessing his identity.

"Old Sun doesn't drink, so he just asks someone. Let me ask you, have you seen a girl named Tao Tao? She is Tian Xie's friend, and she came here specially for wine."

The boss suddenly realized, and said: "There is such a person, but at noon, my little sister and I went to the Monkey Mountain. It is just a hundred miles away. You can go there and have a look."

"Macaque Mountain? Thank you." Sun Wukong thought to himself that he was really confused. This Xiezi Mountain must be the residence of Tian Xie. If the six-eared macaque wants to marry someone there, it must have its own territory.

He rose from the clouds and rode the fog, and soon disappeared from everyone's sight.

When I arrived at Macaque Mountain, I found that this place was similar, countless monsters were going home together, their faces were red and their necks were thick.Monkey King waved his hand, but the smell of alcohol could not go away. After asking the steward, Tao Tao was indeed here.

After the banquet was over, Tian Xie and the six-eared macaque were planning to bridal chamber, and Tao Tao went back to the room to rest by herself, when she suddenly heard a shout from outside: "Tao Zi!"

Tao Tao was startled, it was Brother Hou's voice, she ran out of the door suddenly, and looked in the yard, there really was Monkey King standing there.Sun Wukong is in a world of dust and dust, but his eyes are extremely bright, especially when he sees himself coming out, they are as bright as stars.

After being separated for only two days, Tao Tao realizes that she misses the person in front of her so much.

"Brother Monkey!" Tao Tao rushed over, Sun Wukong caught him, hugged him in his arms and twirled around.

Tao Tao smiled all over her face. Although she didn't know why Sun Wukong came here, she couldn't help being happy when she saw him.

"Brother Monkey, why are you here? Didn't you say you can't walk around?"

Sun Wukong put the man down, and before he explained what happened to Jindou Mountain, he saw Tian Xie and the six-eared macaque walking over hand in hand.

"I haven't wished the two of you a happy marriage yet, I hope the old grandson will not be too late."

Tian Xie smiled and said, "It's unexpected that you can come." She glanced at Tao Tao and said, "Did you come here because you were worried about Tao Zi?"

Tao Tao blushed, but besides this, she couldn't think of any other reason.

Sun Wukong said: "It's a long story. In fact, I encountered a little difficulty on the road and needed Taozi to go back to help. The situation is critical. The two of you, we will not stay. We will meet again when we have time."

"Going to leave just now?" Tian Xie was in a hurry, and grabbed Tao Tao's arm to prevent her from leaving: "Today is my big day, since you are here, you have to drink a glass of wedding wine and stay overnight."

This is simply a god-sent opportunity. She was still thinking about how to match the two, so the opportunity has come now?The atmosphere is so good tonight, if the two can be coaxed into bed, then it will be done.

"I'm really sorry, the situation is critical, and it's about human life." Sun Wukong took Tao Tao's other hand and said, "Taozi has already drank the wedding wine for me."

"Since that's the case, Brother Monkey and I will go ahead. Little Scorpion, I wish you a happy new marriage and a happy life together." Tao Tao heard that the situation was critical, so she didn't have the mood to stay and play anymore.If it wasn't really urgent, Brother Hou wouldn't come here to look for her, although she didn't know what she could do when she went back.

Tian Xie was frustrated, but that was all he could do.But the six-eared macaque brought a pot of wine, insisting that Sun Wukong punished himself with three cups, and the monkey finished drinking.

On the way back, Monkey King told Tao Tao about Jindou Mountain, and Tao Tao understood what was going on when he heard about King Si's iron circle.

This King Si is a rhinoceros spirit, and it is the rhinoceros of the Taishang Laojun.Presumably the Bodhisattva knew that she was the granddaughter of the Taishang Laojun, so he said that he could deal with it if he went back to her?

But Tao Tao is not very confident, if the rhinoceros spirit doesn't buy it, wouldn't she lose face?

It was already the next morning when the two returned to Jindou Mountain. Erlang Shen and others were puzzled when they saw that Sun Wukong did not invite Guanyin Bodhisattva, but brought Tao Tao back.

Zhu Bajie was particularly displeased, and said angrily: "You stinky monkey didn't let me go to drink, but went by yourself, it's so unreasonable! You came back with my sister, hum, I knew you had no good intentions!"

"Idiot, don't talk nonsense if you don't know. I went to Scorpion Mountain to look for Taozi after receiving instructions from the Bodhisattva. Otherwise, I wouldn't let Taozi rush back overnight." Waiting for humanity: "The Bodhisattva said that as long as the peaches are brought back, the matter will be over."

"Miss Taozi is so powerful?" Erlangshen and Nezha were shocked, their eyes changed when they looked at Tao Tao, and they said in unison: "Miss Taozi, then quickly subdue this monster."

Tao Tao scratched her head and said, "It's not that I'm good, but I know his background. Then I should meet him first and talk?"

Monkey King went to call for battle, and Nezha asked curiously: "Then what is the origin of this monster?"

"It should be my grandfather's mount, which is the green ox that passed through Hangu Pass." Tao Tao also explained: "I also heard from my grandfather."

"That's it." Everyone was stunned.

It just so happened that Monkey King also called out King Si, and the monster immediately sneered when he saw that there was only one more unarmed Tao Tao.

"Are you using a beauty trick this time? My lord will not be fooled! If you have a magic weapon, just use it, and the lord will take as much as you come!"

"I'm not using beauty tricks, and I'm not here to fight you." Tao Tao took two steps forward and said, "I know your origin, but you are the Taishang Laojun's mount Qingniu!"

"How do you know?" King Xi showed panic for the first time, and suddenly took a step back, asking in panic, "Who are you? Why do you know the origin of my king?"

Tao Tao took out her plantain fan and slapped it lightly, then said with a smile, "You recognize this one? It's a gift from Taishang Laojun, and I'm his only granddaughter! You monster, catch him quickly!"

King Xi was even more frightened when he saw the plantain fan, and tremblingly said: "Liar, where does the Taishang Laojun have a granddaughter? Don't lie to my king. Don't think that knowing the origin of my king can subdue me, use it if you have the ability. "

"What, you're going to use your iron circle again? The iron circle is a diamond bracelet, right? How dare you steal my grandpa's treasure, if you let grandpa know about this, let's see how he will deal with you!" Tao Tao pointed with the plantain fan, He shouted angrily, "Are you waiting for me to make a move?"

"Nonsense! Nonsense! I absolutely don't recognize your identity!" King Si threw away the spear and spear, took out the diamond bracelet and poured mana into it. The diamond bracelet flashed silver immediately, exuding a strong adsorption force.

Everyone's complexion changed slightly, thinking that the plantain fan would repeat the same mistakes, and saw Tao Tao fan the plantain fan, the light of the diamond bracelet was instantly wiped out, and instead escaped from King Xi's control, flying towards Tao Tao.

King Si turned pale with fright, his last support was gone, and he turned his head and wanted to run into the cave. How could Monkey King give him a chance?Erlangshen opened his third eye again, and a golden light hit King Si on the back, King Si stumbled and nearly hit the wall.

"Brother Monkey, Mace!" Tao Tao threw out a short stick, Sun Wukong reached out and caught it, and hit King Si with one stick.

"Ah..." King Si let out a scream, and finally fell to the ground, and was beaten up by Nezha and Erlang Shen.

Monkey King wanted to fight again, but thought that this was Taishang Laojun's mount, and he had to give Tao Tao a face, so he stopped.Granny Feng and Lei Gong couldn't help, so they shouted and cheered together.

This situation frightened a group of little monsters to hide in the cave, and Monkey King rushed in with a mace. He was not as merciful to these little monsters as he was to King Xi.

In the end, King Si was tied up by Erlang God and Nezha, Zhu Bajie rescued Sha Wujing, Monkey King and Tao Tao took back all the magic weapons that were trapped and returned them to everyone.

Granny Feng said ashamedly: "I'm really sorry this time, not only did I not help the Great Sage, but it hurt everyone, it's really a joke."

Lei Gong also had a guilty expression on his face, he even slapped Nezha.

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "You two are too polite, this monster is too cunning."

Tao Tao grabbed the man by the collar of King Si, and said happily: "This is my grandfather's mount, I will go to Tushita Palace right away and send the cow back to him."

"Little sister, I'll go with you!" Zhu Bajie took the first step, and Monkey King snorted.

Erlangshen and Nezha also left, and Tao Tao was not worried that Qingniu would run away with these two escorts.When they arrived at Tushita Palace, the two boys Jinyin and Yin were shocked when they saw Qingniu, and hurried to report it to the Taishang Laojun.

Taishang Laojun saw that his mount looked like a monster, and was beaten so badly that his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, so he couldn't help being angry.

"How dare you flee to the lower realms, you evil beast? You even stole the old man's vajra bracelet! Hmph, if it wasn't for the plantain fan in my good granddaughter's hand, I really can't do anything to you."

It turns out that this plantain fan is not only for fanning fire, but also a big treasure, which can restrain the vajra bracelet.